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| The Numbers Racket | [[Cat and Girl walk through the mountains.]]
/ Girl: I.Q. ERA. / [[Cat carries a picnic basket.]]
/ Girl: Music charts, movie reviews and Zagat. / Girl: Viewing the world, but only seeing the rankings and numbers. / [[Cat spreads the picnic blanket.]]
/ Girl: How many stars do I get for waking up in... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1048 |
| Girl Alone | [[Cat and Girl walk outside.]]
/ Girl: Something big happens - / Girl: and life becomes a novel or an article read by a stranger / [[Cat leaves.]]
/ Girl: and suddenly you're not an endlessly complex ego / Girl: You're a few words, a bit part in someone else's story. / Girl: And you see yourself in... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1050 |
| I-Con, U-Con | Cat: It's dorky.
/ Girl: It's not dorky! / [[Cat and Girl walk towards a large low building hosting NPR-con.]]
/ Cat: It's dorky. / [[A bearded man in a suit stands behind a table loaded with books and clocks. His banner says "Marketplace Marketplace." Signboard: "All Things Considered considers enunciation."]] / [[A... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1052 |
| Cat and Girl in Japan | [[Cat and Girl look at robots in a museum.]] / [[Cat and Girl walk through a jungle of billboards and neon lights.]] / [[Cat and Girl put their heads into a beach scene...]] / [[... at the beach.]] / [[Cat and Girl wade in the water.]] / [[Cat naps on the beach while Girl reads.]] / [[Girl looks... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1054 |
| What Would Senor Wences Do | [[Girl sits reading.]] / [[She squints at her book.]] / [[Cat thrusts his face in near hers. A raven sits on his shoulder.]]
/ Cat: I'm a ventriloquist! / Cat: The three of us will get along just fine! / Cat: Knock on Wood!
/ [[Cat taps his fist into the bird on his shoulder.]]
/ Raven: Awk! / [[Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1056 |
| The Ninth Floor of Hell | [[The devil sits at his desk in an office building. His briefcase is open in front of him.]] / [[The devil puts on his coat.]] / Cat: Once again I summon thee Prince of Darkness
/ Devil: I work here. / Cat: Verily I lit a candle to the goat king and inquired politely of your administrative assistant.
/ Devil:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1058 |
| School's Out | [[An elementary school. A "School Bus Zone" sign out front points the way to "Nurse" and "Pudding."]] / [[Cat sips on a milkshake.]] / < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1060 |
| For the Articles | [[Girl sits indoors, reading a book. cat is outside chasing a small bird.]] / [[Girl reads something hidden inside her book. Outside, a larger bird chases Cat.]] / [[Cat approaches Girl quietly.]] / [[He smiles.]] / Cat: Whatcha readin' about?
/ Girl: Nothing! / Cat: Nothing?
/ Girl: Go away! / [[Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1062 |
| Cat and Girl discuss Politics | Cat: Ashley?
/ Girl: No. / Cat: Mary-Kate?
/ Girl: Definitely not. / Cat: Lindsey Lohan?
/ Girl: Too bubblegum. / Cat: Natalie Portman?
/ Girl: Not WASPy enough. / Cat: Maggie Gyllenhaal?
/ Girl: Too old. / Cat: Scarlett Johansson?
/ Girl: Not very bright. / Cat: Julia Stiles?
/ Girl: Not famous enough. / [[Girl... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1064 |
| The Blue Comic | [[Girl holds a marshmallow on a stick.]]
/ Girl: Popularity is just targeted consumption. / [[Cat and Girl sit around a campfire. Girl roasts her marshmallow and Cat has a mouse on a stick.]]
/ Girl: Ipods and cell phones and I bought the Franz Ferdinand cd before you did. / Girl: Marketplace of ideas!... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1066 |
| Sunglasses Before Dark | [[Girl tries on sunglasses.]]
/ Cat: Nice. / [[Girl sees an old car.]]
/ Girl: Cool. / Grrrl: No it's not! / Grrrl: Cool was standing apart from mainstream society - / Grrrl: - denying the pleasures of the garden of mediocrity. / Grrrl: Now it's standing apart from people who read different lifestyle... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1068 |
| The Hipster Scout Lodge | [[Grrrl sits alone in a booth at a bar. She is wearing her Hipster Scout uniform.]] / [[Three Hipster Scouts stand at another table, talking and having a grand old time.]] / [[A man walks over to them.]] / [[They talk.]] / Grrrl: I wish people liked me. / Grrrl: If I was in charge people would like... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1070 |
| Girl versus the Sink | [[Girl is washing dishes.]] / [[She wipes the sweat from her forehead.]] / < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1072 |
| Gender Mender | [[A bully takes Boy's money.]] / [[He pushes Boy over.]] / Boy: I'm a sissy.
/ Girl: Don't say that. / [[Girl helps Boy up.]]
/ Girl: Sissy is a pejorative term for Boys who appear effeminate. / Girl: Typical for a society that considers the separation of male and female identified characteristics... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1074 |
| Cat versus the Invisible Hand of Capitalism | [[The toy pit of a claw machine. "50c to play."]] / [[Cat sleeps in the pit.]] / [[He turns around.]] / Cat: < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1076 |
| The Lost Weekend | [[A bucket of paint has spilled. Girl wanders ankle-deep in it.]] / [[A lamp has been knocked off a side table.]] / [[Three empty paint cans, one of them spilling more paint onto the ground.]] / [[Girl imagines Cat eating out of the paint cans.]] / [[The paint is flowing down the walls, destroying... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1078 |
| War of the Poses | [[Cat is wearing a sleeveless leather motorcycle jacket with spikes and buttons on it.]] / [[Girl wears a headband, granny glasses and a vest with a peace sign on it.]] / [[Cat is wearing thick glasses and a pocket protector.]] / [[Girl is dressed in a cheerleader outfit and holding a megaphone.]] / [[Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1080 |
| Girl versus Belonging | [[Girl is reading "Valley of the Dolls."]] / < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1082 |
| Cat and Girl at Ford's Theater | [[A kid rolls a ball of snow.]] / [[Another kid pokes a carrot into it for a nose.]] / [[The kid puts a beard on the snowman -]] / [[and then a top hat.]] / [[The top hat wiggles and the snowman come to life!]] / Snowman: Is the legislature still in session? / Snowman: I will meet with General... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1084 |
| Chutes and Corporate Ladders | [[Boy walks into an office.]] / [[He works in the mail room.]] / [[He gets paid.]] / [[Boy works at a computer.]] / [[Boy talks about television by the water cooler.]] / [[Boy gets paid.]] / [[Boy sits at a computer.]] / [[Boy explains a pie chart at a meeting.]] / [[Boy has an office and a secretary.]] / [[Boy... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1086 |
| Boy | [[Boy is in bed. His alarm clock rings.]] / [[At work he shuffles through the drawers of filing cabinets.]] / [[Boy sits at a computer.]] / [[Boy walks through the office. It is full of people in cubicles sitting at computers.]] / [[Boy gets in the elevator.]] / [[He walks out of the office building.]] / [[Boy... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1088 |
| We Now Return to our Regular Programming | Grrrl: So I told them I wasn't going to play their game anymore. / Grrrl: My life is worth more than money! / Grrrl: We should have entertainment based on creativity rather than consumption - if I can write a play instead of seeing a movie - / Grrrl: maybe I can start to sever those links between... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1090 |
| The Good Old Days | [[Cat and Girl walk past a market.]] / Hobo: Space some change? / Cat: Change! / Cat: What's change ever done for anyone! / Cat: Give me the good old days. / Cat: When the suburb was king and the army was conscription! / Cat: When you shaved with a straight razor and laundry took all day! / Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1092 |
| Cat and Girl Do Good | [[Girl and Grrrl are in the supermarket.]]
/ Girl: Buying CDs to support bands I like. / [[Cat holds a box of cupcakes.]]
/ Girl: Organic food - no, put that away. / Girl: Free range meat, you know. / Girl: I try to be a morally responsible consumer. / [[Cat carries a box of cookies and a pleading... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1094 |
| Money Talks | [[Cat and Girl walk through a city.]]
/ Girl: Price is not value. / Girl: Money is an arbitrary indicator. / Girl: You might have twice as much money as I do - / Girl: But if I'm happy with a quarter of that - / Girl: I'm twice as rich as you are! / [[Girl smiles. Cat frowns.]] / [[Cat and Girl... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1096 |
| Cat and Girl in the Audience | [[Cat and Girl watch television.]] / Girl: Are you crying?
/ Cat: No. / Cat: < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1098 |
| Feeling Crumby | [[Cat and Girl are outside. Girl is flying a kite.]]
/ Girl: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? / [[Cat, Girl and Boy sit on a couch. Chinese food litters the table in front of them.]]
/ Boy: Lucky Numbers: 10, 22, 9. 18.
/ Girl: Open yours next!
/ Cat: OK. / [[Cat cracks open a fortune cookie.]] / Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1100 |
| Girl goes on Vacation | [[Cat looks at a picture of Girl in a mortarboard.]] / Cat: I don't need her. / [[A devil appears to Cat's right.]]
/ Devil: Yes you do. / [[An angel appears to cat's left.]]
/ Angel: No he doesn't.
/ Cat: No I don't. / Devil: The universe is built of couples. / Devil: Protons and electrons - opposites... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1102 |
| Girl goes on Vacation | [[Cat looks at a picture of Girl in a mortarboard.]] / Cat: I don't need her. / [[An angel appears to Cat's right.]]
/ Angel: Yes you do. / [[A devil appears to cat's left.]]
/ Devil: No he doesn't.
/ Cat: No I don't. / Angel: The universe is built of couples. / Angel: Protons and electrons - opposites... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1104 |
| Choose and/or Lose | [[Boy brushes his teeth.]] / [[Boy picks out a shirt to wear.]] / [[Boy grabs some books from a table.]] / [[Boy looks in a refrigerator and sees vanilla yogurt and plain yogurt.]] / [[A cafeteria.]]
/ Grrrl: You're saying it's impossible to be cooler on the inside? / [[Boy enters.]]
/ Girl: I'm saying... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1106 |
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