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| Who's That Girl? | Who am I?
/ [[Girl stands alone in her room.]] / Who am I?
/ [[She looks down at her hands.]] / Who am I?
/ [[All her possessions float before her.]] / Who am I?
/ [[Girl's clothes stand in her room without Girl inside them.]] / Boy: Who are you?
/ Girl: Oh.
/ [[Boy and Girl stand near the punch bowl at... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1169 |
| Hepsters Union 347 Local | [[The Beatnik Vampire and friends stand near a giant rat on a city street holding signs that say "Keep hip here."]] / Girl: Not going so well?
/ Vampire: It's a bad time to be a union. / Vampire: Outsourced labor, tough economy. / Vampire: The largest employed in the country won't talk to you. / Vampire:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1171 |
| The Wages of Boredom | [[Girl sits alone, motionless.]] / Cat: Whatcha doin'?
/ Girl: Killing time. / [[Cat closes the curtains.]]
/ Cat: Eeeeeeee! / Cat: Where's the body? We have to hide the body! / Girl: But -
/ Cat: We have to clean up before the cops come! / Girl: No one is dead! / Girl: I'm just bored. "Killing time."
/ Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1173 |
| Stand Up Cat | [[A microphone stands in front of a brick wall.]]
/ < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1175 |
| Cat tries to Watch TV | [[Cat and Girl sit on the couch. Girl reads. Cat eats popcorn.]]
/ Girl: So the seventies were all about long hair, earth tones and macrame. / Girl: And the eighties were short hair and shoulder pads. / Girl: Do decades have genders? / Cat: I don't know. / Cat: Do decades have call waiting? / Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1177 |
| Past, Present and Future | Girl: Is it even possible? / Girl: Faulkner wrote as if there was no past or future - / Girl: just one long present, every moment existing alongside the next like books on a shelf. / Girl: But what if there's no present - just the future and the past? / Girl: Each instant moving away from us as we... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1179 |
| Cat and Girl at Sea | [[Cat and Girl stand on the deck of a ship. Cat holds binoculars.]]
/ Cat: Oh boy! A whale watch! / Cat: I hope we see Fudgie! / Girl: Fudgie the whale is fictional.
/ Cat: No he's not! / Cat: I saw him on TV! / Girl: He's made of ice cream! Real animals aren't made of ice cream. / [[Girl stalks away.]]
/ Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1181 |
| Seasons Greetings from Cat and Girl | [[A television screen.]]
/ Seasons Greetings from Cat and Girl / [[Cat sits in an armchair in front of a roaring fireplace with a sock puppet on each hand.]]
/ Cat: Thank you, sock sisters. / Cat: That was a lovely rendition of "Silent Night."
/ Sock Sister: Thanks for having us. / Cat: Now let's see... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1183 |
| Cat and Girl seek Conventional Wisdom | [[Cat and Girl play Hungry Hungry Hippos.]]
/ Girl: No.
/ Cat: Yes. / Girl: No!
/ Cat: Yes! / [[Girl brings out a book. Cat brings out a record.]]
/ Girl: No!
/ Cat: Yes! / [[Girl has a pie chart. Cat has a bar graph.]]
/ Girl: No!
/ Cat: Yes! / [[They walk outside.]]
/ Girl: No!
/ Cat: Yes! / [[They walk... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1185 |
| Cat Rights his Reads | [[Cat looks through a book.]]
/ Cat: Piffle piffle piffle. / [[Cat shakes his fist.]]
/ Cat: Blah blah blah! / Cat: I can't understand a thing they're saying.
/ Girl: It's upside down. / Cat: It doesn't mean anything at all / Cat: but they have to use all those big words to get there.
/ Girl: That's... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1187 |
| The Hopeless Romantic | [[The Beatnik Vampire talks to a woman at a bar.]]
/ Vampire: I'm a fool for you, baby. / [[He brings an umbrella to a woman standing at a bus stop in the rain.]]
/ Vampire: I'm a clown for you, baby. / [[He appears at a hotel desk as a woman arrives with her luggage.]]
/ Vampire: I'm a concierge for... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1189 |
| The Hipster Rule Book | [[Girl runs into Grrrl coming out of a store with shopping bags.]]
/ Girl: Hi!
/ Grrrl: Hi. / [[Grrrl looks down at her bags.]] / Grrrl: Oh - I'm just trying to earn my kitsch collector badge. / Girl: That's not very anti-capitalist. / [[Grrrl consults the Hipster Scout rule book.]]
/ Grrrl: Well is... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1191 |
| In Brains We Trust | Waiter: Good evening, Mr. Beuys.
/ Zombie Joseph Beuys: Thanks Raoul. / [[They walk through the restaurant.]]
/ Raoul: We've saved your table in the back. / Raoul: Today's special is the brains flambe. / Beuys: I'll have the brains in brain sauce.
/ Raoul: Excellent choice. / Raoul: And to start?
/ Beuys:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1193 |
| Boy has a Field Day | Coach: Ready set / [[Boy and others are lined up at the start of a race. The coach brings down the checkered flag.]]
/ Coach: go! / [[Boy runs.]] / [[He imagines himself winning a trophy.]] / [[Boy holds the trophy and blushes.]]
/ Girl: You ran so fast! / [[Boy stands in a classroom.]]
/ Girl: You... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1195 |
| Cat Plans Ahead | [[Cat and Girl are sitting in the dark.]]
/ Cat: Here's the plan. / [[A pirate is around the corner.]]
/ Cat: You create a distraction / Cat: and I'll grab control of the ship,
/ [[Cat punches a panicking pirate.]] / Cat: steer us past the sea monster. / Cat: and into a tidal wave, which will propel... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1197 |
| Boy Tosses his Bootstraps | [[Boy hawks newspapers on a city street.]]
/ Boy: Extra! Extra! / [[He sees a carriage running over a little girl.]]
/ Fancy girl: Halp / [[Boy runs over and pushes her out of the way of the carriage.]] / Boy: Are you OK? / [[A man in a suit and top hat approaches.]]
/ Fancy man: Young man, I thank... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1199 |
| Pop goes Populism | [[Making music. Grrrl plays guitar, Girl drums and Cat stands in the back with a keyboard.]] / Grrrl: Should we be playing so fast? / Girl: Well, speaking quickly is traditionally a trait of the underclass.
/ Cat: Less slow more fast! / Girl: You have to be fast if no one's gonna listen to you for... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1201 |
| Career Opportunities | [[Cat and Girl hold ice cream cones.]]
/ Cat: What do you want to be when you grow up? / Girl: Ugh, I try not to think about it. / Girl: It's too depressing. / Girl: Cowboy or astronaut, bus driver or nurse. / Girl: So you can want the impossible, guaranteeing yourself a lifetime of dashed hopes. / Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1203 |
| Cable's Out for Summer | [[Cat sits on the couch.]]
/ Cat: Come quick! / Cat: You'll like this! / Cat: Learning's on TV! / Cat: It's called "The History Channel." / Girl: That's not the History Channel.
/ Cat: The Supreme Court is fascinating. / Girl: That's not the Supreme Court.
/ Cat: Roe v. Wade is my favorite episode! / Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1205 |
| Night of the Living Hipster | [[Cat and Girl watch television.]]
/ TV: Seven "hipster scouts" were arrested earlier today for wearing trucker hats ironically. / TV: From now on everyone wearing a trucker hat must own a truck. / TV: Exemptions will be granted for tractors.
/ < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1207 |
| Time Again for Cat and Girl | [[Girl sits in a lawn chair writing in a notebook.]]
/ Cat: The 80s are totally back! / Cat: The 80s are totally back! / Cat: Wait wait wait -- / [[Cat checks his watch.]]
/ < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1209 |
| Three Blind Mice | [[Girl holds two mice in her arms.]]
/ Girl: He crept up behind them / [[Grrrl and the Beatnik Vampire hold guitars.]]
/ Grrrl: Ow! / Grrrl: My fingers hurt. / Vampire: You have to get callouses. / Girl: -- closer and closer and then he -- / Girl: CUT THEIR TAILS OFF WITH A KNIFE!
/ Mice: Eep! / Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1211 |
| Cat versus Technology | [[Cat and Girl look hand-drawn.]]
/ Girl: How are you feeling this morning? / Girl: Your party went pretty late last night. / [[Cat closes his eyes.]] / [[He opens them.]] / Cat: Oh no. / Cat: There's something I sorta gotta tell you. / Girl: You lost your keys.
/ Cat: No.
/ Girl: You lost my keys.
/ Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1213 |
| The Limon | {{The comic is drawn as a page from a Medieval bestiary.}} / [[A picture of a limon crouching on a rock.]] / The Limon is called such from the Greek, meaning creature of citrus, and occupies those mountains too temperate to allow passage of the feared Winged Fanta, whose mouth breathes chilling carbonation... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1215 |
| Cat versus Problem Solving | [[Cat tries to sleep. Water leaks through his ceiling.]] / [[Cat opens his refrigerator. An apple core sits in there alone.]] / [[Cat's turtleneck catches on a nail.]] / [[Cat goes to the ATM, but he has only zero dollars left in his account.]] / [[Cat's turtleneck catches on a fire hydrant and unravels... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1217 |
| Cat and Girl circle the Drain | Girl: "Enron is an anomaly. Business is A-OK." / Girl: "Tax cuts for the rich lead to jobs for everyone." / Girl: "Iraq is totally linked to September 11th for real now." / Cat: Oooh, my favorite lie: / Cat "Rabbits are the only animal that can understand puns." / Cat: Puns are the lowest form of... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1219 |
| Cat and Girl versus Network News | Girl: It's nothing new. / Girl: Great Britain marched into World War I with the high diction and quiet Christian sacrifice of Tennyson ringing in their ears. / Girl: Now it's video game aesthetics distancing us from brutal reality. No screaming. No blood. No misfires, war crimes, fear. / Girl: Just... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1221 |
| Cat and Girl's Costume Party | [[Girl drinking coffee]] / [[Girl gets up from her chair]] / [[Girl walking]]
/ {{Following 3 panels are faded out, like a movie, behind Girl walking}}
/ [[Vampires dressed as a nurse and a cowboy at party with Cat]]
/ Beatnik Vampire: Why doesn't she have a costume? / Beatnik Vampire: I don't want to... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1223 |
| Cat and Girl Order Out | [[Cat and Girl look at menus.]]
/ Girl: Italian. / Girl: Mexican. / Girl: Indian. / Girl: Chinese. / Girl: Thai. / Girl: Sandwiches.
/ Cat: You know what I haven't had in a while? A seizure. http://catandgirl.com/?p=1225 |
| Not for Babies | [[Cat sits on the couch eating paint. An idea occurs to him.]] / [[Cat approaches Girl.]]
/ Cat: I am going to make a million dollars. / Cat: A million bajillion dollars! / [[Jar of "Not for Babies"]]
/ Not for Babies in Six Flavors
/ Matches, Booze, Bleach, Rusty Razor Blades, Lead-based Paint, Handguns
/ Also... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1227 |
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