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Cat and Girl have Secrets [[Girl is in her bedroom. Cat appears in the doorway.]] / Cat: Huh? / Girl: What? / Cat: I thought I heard something. / Girl: No. / [[Cat looks at her.]] / Cat: You're sure - / [[Girl throws her arms in the air.]] / Girl: Yes! / [[Girl turns away from him.]] / Cat: Well, I'll be in the living room if you...
Girl versus Fashion [[Girl and Grrrl stand outside. A guy walks by in an "Abercrombie and Fitch Co-Ed Softball" shirt.]] / [[A little girl walks by in a shirt that says "Punk."]] / Grrrl: Arrrgh! / [[A guy walks by in a "Pez" t-shirt.]] / [[A lady walks by wearing a "Rodeo Champ" shirt.]] / Girl: Doesn't anybody mean what...
Cat and Girl's Star-Spangled Comics [[Cat and Girl watch television.]] / Girl: "The Greatest Generation." / [[The television plays "Pearl Harbor."]] / Girl: "The Good War." / Girl: bah! / Girl: What about xenophobia so ridiculous that sauerkraut was called "victory cabbage?" / Girl: Doesn't anyone remember the internment camps? Where's...
Cat and Girl's Star-Spangled Comics 2 [[Cat and Girl walk down a city street.]] / Boy hawking newspapers: $! / Man hawking flags: $! / Man hawking American flag umbrellas: $! / Lady hawking flags with pictures of flags on them: $! / Guy hawking American flag bandanas: $! / Guy hawking "America Under Attack" shirts: $! / Lady hawking...
Grrrl Adapts [[Grrrl holds a guitar. A teddy bear sits behind a drum kit with sticks taped to its hands.]] / Grrrl: Let's try this again. / Grrrl: 1, 2... / Grrrl: 1! 2! 3! 4! / Grrrl: Well the modern world is not so bad / Grrrl: It's not like the students say / Grrrl: In fact I'd be in heaven if you'd share...
 
Cat Tells It Like It Will Be Somewhere in the early 1990s... / [[Cat is talking to a group of small children.]] / Cat: Cute will be cool. / Cat: Wallet chains will look dumb. / Cat: Technology will cost less and coffee will cost more. / Cat: Micheal Jackson will marry Priscilla Presley. / Cat: Drew Barrymore will no longer be...
Cat and Girl Settle In In the early 1990s... / Girl: I'm beginning to like it here. / Girl: A time before ubiquitous high-priced coffee stands. / Lady: High priced coffee stands... / Girl: Before swing was cool. / Punk: Swing? Cool! / Girl: Before Yuppies moved back to the city and drove rent prices up. / Lady with gym bag:...
Cat and Girl versus Cat In the early 1990s / [[Cat is wearing a flannel shirt and a watch cap.]] / [[Girl and Cat (dressed normally) sit at outdoor table.]] / Cat: Check out that loser. / Cat: Oh, hey, look at me! I'm so grunge. / [[A kid comes up to Grunge Cat with what looks like a pizza box.]] / Grunge Cat: It's been more...
Go Home, Cat and Girl In the early 1990s... / Cat: Looks like the Time Travel Train doesn't make local stops on weekends. / Girl: I think we can take the uptown express to 2525 and transfer to a local downtown train. / [[Grrrl spots Cat and Girl reading the service announcements.]] / Grrrl: Hey, what's up? / Cat: We, um... / Girl:...
Cat and Girl put the Kettle on [[Girl and Boy are playing cards.]] / <> / <> / Boy: Your tea is ready. / <> / <> / Girl: I didn't make tea. / <> / <> / [[Girl walks through the kitchen.]] / <> / [[Girl...
 
Boy at the Beach ONE DAY / Bodybuilder: Ha Ha / [[A bodybuilder kicks sand in boy's face at the beach. Girl looks on.]] / Boy: My eyes are burning. / Girl: I'll pack up. / LATER / [[Ad for an "Indie Pop Starter Kit."]] / Boy: Hmmmm... / EVEN LATER / [[There's a package for Boy in his mailbox.]] / Boy: Oh boy! / [[Boy...
Cat and Girl do Laundry [[A kite.]] / [[Laundry hangs on the kite string.]] / [[Cat and Girl are flying the kite from a hot air balloon.]] / [[The balloon's basket is filled with soapy water, and Cat is scrubbing his back with a brush.]] / [[Girl sits in an inner tube.]] / [[They fly over mountains.]] / [[They fly over...
Cat and Girl drive the Conversation Cat: I said, how's your novel going? / [[Girl is driving a scooter. Cat sits behind her.]] / Girl: I'm dissatisfied with them form. / Girl: I don't like culture I can't engage with. / Cat: And you're sure you're old enough to drive. / Girl: Do you think it's possible for a novel to create a dialogue...
Cat makes Lunch [[Cat sits at a table holding a sandwich. He is imagining himself eating the sandwich.]] / [[He holds the sandwich up to his mouth.]] / <> / [[An angel fish appears over Cat's right shoulder.]] / Angel Fish: Are you sure you should do that? / <> / [[A devil fish appears above Cat's left shoulder.]] / Devil...
The Creation of Cat and Girl: Part 1 [[A photograph of a woman sorting through cards.]] / [[Beakers and flasks and tubes.]] / [[A man checks up on giant rolling spindles.]] / [[A map of the United States is studded with lights.]] / [[A man draws out plans while sitting on a giant piece of paper.]] / [[A woman is putting rats under...
 
The Creation of Cat and Girl: Part 2 [[The ocean.]] / [[The sun is rising.]] / [[Girl comes to shore on the back of a turtle.]] / [[She walks onto the beach.]] / [[A fish is caught in one of her socks.]] / Fish: 3 / [[Girl has an idea.]] / [[A shack on chicken feet runs toward Girl, a hammer in its hand.]] / [[The hammer comes down...
The Creation of Cat and Girl: Part 3 [[Cat and Girl are seated in an airplane.]] / [[A fire erupts at the back of the plane.]] / [[Cat and Girl throw their hands up.]] / <> / [[The plane crashes into snow.]] / [[Cat and Girl stand outside the plane, shivering.]] / [[They are frozen solid.]] / [[A hooded man walking a penguin...
Girl's Class Reunion Girl: Sigh. / Cat: How'd the reunion go? / Girl: Well... / Classmate: I started at Citibank just out of Kindergarten. / Classmate: I'm attending a pre-med elementary school. / Classmate: You like this? My boyfriend got it for me. / Classmate: What are you doing? / Girl: I, uh, went to see the world's...
Cat and Girl name the Band [[Grrrl holds a guitar and Girl has a drum. Cat has fallen asleep next to his keyboard.]] / Girl: The Low Numbers? / Grrrl: The Monopods? / Cat: Cheesequake. / Girl: The Dead Wrongs? / Grrrl: The Right Turns? / Cat: ...Cheesequake... / Girl: Slim and the Chances? / Grrrl: Straight and the Narrows? / Cat:...
Cat and Girl versus the Fourth Wall <> / [[Cat punches the fourth wall.]] / <> / [[Cat kicks it.]] / <> / [[Cat throws his shoulder into it.]] / [[The wall breaks apart.]] / Cat: Phew. Ahem. / Cat: Ladies and Gentlemen. / Cat: I am not asking for charity. / Girl: You've shattered the illusion. / Cat: I was recently...
 
Cat and Girl sell Babies for Profit [[Cat holds up a baby, a large stamp in his other hand. Girl is looking through a box of identical babies.]] / Girl: Do you ever think about the ethical issues? / [[Cat looks over at her.]] / Cat: If selling babies for profit is wrong, I don't want to be right. / [[Cat places the baby on a giant...
Frederick Wiseman presents Cat and Girl [[Cat and Girl consider a Parcheesi board.]] / Cat: Did you feel kinda sick this morning? / [[Cat and Girl consider a Parcheesi board.]] / Girl: We probably should have boiled those potatoes longer. / [[Cat and Girl consider a Parcheesi board.]] / [[Girl rolls the dice.]] / [[Cat and Girl consider...
Death visits Cat and Girl [[Girl sits on the kitchen floor dangling a piece of string in front of a cat.]] / [[Cat comes in for coffee.]] / Cat: Oh - you're still here? / Girl: I put an ad in the paper. No one's claimed her yet. / [[Girl holds the cat.]] / <> / Cat: I'll see who's at the door. / Cat: Eeeeeee! / Death:...
Cat and Girl learn the True Meaning of Winter [[Snow! Cat and Girl run outside. Cat carries a toboggan.]] / [[Girl makes a snowman who looks like Cat. Cat frowns.]] / [[Cat and Girl shovel their driveway.]] / [[Girl makes a snow angel while Cat pees his name in the snow.]] / [[Cat and Girl have built snow forts.]] / [[Girl throws a snowball...
Cat and Girl hit the Big Time [[Cat, Girl and Grrrl have band practice in a garage.]] / Cat: I wanna see The Elastic Snaps in letters four feet tall. / Grrrl: 1, 2, 3, 4! / Grrrl: I said I wanna go to / Grrrl: Atlantis, lost to history / Beatnik Vampire: Hey, that sounds pretty cool. / Death: Neat! / [[A crowd gathers.]] / Grrrl: I...
 
Cat and Girl meet the Other [[Girl opens her front door. A short blob of matter sits on her doorstep.]] / Girl: Can I help you? / Other: You crazy mammals! / Cat: Hey, it's the Other! / Girl: The Other? / Other: You sassy bipeds! / Cat: We went to school together. / Other: I'll never understand you omnivores. / Girl: You didn't...
Cat and Girl's Final Televised Concert Girl: ...and we'll be visited by some of our old favorites - Boy, Dog, Grrrl, Bea Arthur - / [[Cat comes form behind a curtain wearing a straw hat and holding a cigar in his mouth.]] / Cat: Hey, Girl! I just bought a baseball team. / Girl: I didn't know you liked baseball. / Cat: Don't you want to know...
Cat puts things in his Pipe and Smokes Them [[Cat walks outside smoking his pipe.]] / [[He puts a flower in his pipe.]] / [[He puts a newspaper in his pipe.]] / [[He gets a hot dog from a stand and puts that in his pipe, adding some mustard to it.]] / [[He puts the hot dog stand's umbrella in his pipe. A crowd begins to gather.]] / [[Cat...
Cat and Girl and the 4 Cheerleaders of the Apocalypse [[Cat and Girl sit in the bleachers. Girl holds a pennant and Cat eats a hot dog.]] / [[They are surrounded by insects.]] / [[Frogs rain down on them.]] / Cheerleaders: Alright! Let's Go! / Cheerleader: We're not losers we're not sore! Let's fight alright this is war! / Cheerleader: Nothing really...
Cat and Girl versus Nostalgia [[Cat and Girl walk up out of a subway exit.]] / Girl: The city seems dirtier than usual. / [[They look around.]] / Cat: Oh no, not again. / Girl: You don't think - / <> / [[Girl drops some money into a newspaper machine.]] / Girl: Um, well, President Bush is bombing Iraq to deflect attention from...
 

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