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Cat and Girl wait for New Wave's Big Comeback [[Cat is wearing 3D glasses and a skinny tie. Girl wears sunglasses and a jacket with pins on it.]] / [[They stand.]] / [[Suddenly a crowd of people carrying keyboards, cameras, guitars and boxes of cash runs by.]] / Cat: Sellout.
Cat and Girl versus Current Events [[Cat and Girl walk. Girl's face is buried in a newspaper. Cat whistles.]] / Girl: You're not the slightest bit worried? / Girl: The disputed votes are in a state where his brother is governor. / Girl: A guy whose mayoral election was overturned due to voter fraud is on the Executive Committee of the...
Cat and Girl meet their Maker [[Dorothy stands on a subway train, her eyes closed.]] / Girl: Hey! / [[Dorothy meets Cat and Girl.]] / Dorothy: Oh, hi. / Girl: What's new? / Dorothy: Not much. Just heading to work. / Dorothy: What are you doing up so early? / Girl: We just got back from Coney Island. / Cat: You can ride the old...
Cat and Girl meet the Old Gods [[A man sits at a table eating.]] / Man: Mmm... tastes like chicken! / <> / [[He is vaporized by a bolt of light.]] / [[Cat and Girl are sitting at a table watching the man dressed like a Viking who has just done the vaporizing.]] / Cat and Girl: Wow. / Girl: Can I have your autograph? / Tritus:...
Cat and Girl insist upon Discussing Capitalism [[Cat and Girl sit at a table covered in breakfast and newspapers.]] / Girl: It's like movies versus television - movies have a start and end point, but television just goes on and on - you can watch it forever. / Girl: We're taught boundless consumer need - not for anything in particular, but for the...
 
Cat and Girl play with Fire [[Cat holds a lit match.]] / Cat: Ooh! / [[The fire engulfs him.]] / Cat: Ah! / [[Cat's spirit leaves his body.]] / Cat: Oh. / [[Cat approaches the pearly gates.]] / Cat: Hello. / Saint Peter: Cat? / Cat: Yup. / Saint Peter: I'd just like to ask you a few questions. / Cat: Okay. / Saint Peter: What's your...
Cat and Girl make Christmas Lists Cat: ...gumdrops, a Casio keyboard, and a Ned Kelly hand puppet. / Cat: What do you want? / Girl: World peace. / Girl: I know it sounds corny, but wouldn't it be wonderful? / Cat: Maybe. / [[Cat walks through a department store.]] / [[He picks up a package and looks at the price tag.]] / Saleslady:...
Cat and Girl ? Archive ? Cat and Girl meet Grrrl [[Girl passing out pamphlets]] / Grrrl: Revolution Girl Style Now! / [[Cat and Girl approach Grrrl]] / Grrrl: Revolution Girl Style Now! / Grrrl: {{Framing: Next panel is her big thought balloon. Scenes described clockwise from top}} / [[Rondelles singing on roof]<> / Rondelles: Flying...
Cat and Girl answer Your Questions Girl: Today we'll be answering viewer questions. Mail, Cat? / [[Cat hands Girl some envelopes.]] / Girl: Dear Cat and Girl, are you guys in love? / [[Cat and Girl look at each other.]] / Girl: hee / Cat: hee hee / [[Girl puts her hands on her stomach]] / Cat and Girl: hahahahahahahaha / [[Cat puts...
Cat and Girl are Highly Derivative 2 [[Cat and Girl are dressed for winter. Girl holds a toboggan.]] / Girl: Is there any better feeling than walking through freshly fallen snow? / Cat: Feeling your toes, maybe. / [[Cat and Girl sit on the toboggan.]] / Girl: Have you ever thought you'd done something before... / [[They glide over the...
 
Around the World with Cat and Girl [[Cat and Girl are wearing backpacks. They are standing at the foot of a giant statue.]] / Cat [[speaking to a woman holding a broom]]: Do you speak English? / [[Cat and Girl are in a canoe. In another canoe are two men, one of whom is catching a butterfly with a net.]] / Cat [[calling to the second...
Cat and Girl are Untimely Satirists [[The sun rises on a tent in the woods.]] / [[Inside, Cat and Girl are waking up.]] / [[Outside the tent, Cat sees a series of mysterious bundles on the ground.]] / [[Cat picks one up.]] / Cat: These little bundles - / Girl - could they be - / Cat: - mysterious symbols fashioned of twine, lard and...
Cat and Girl pick up a Stray Boy: So then we made some soup, and I made it from a can. / Girl: Uh-huh. / Boy: It had parts of chicken and parts of tomato, but I don't know which parts. / Girl: That poor kitty! / [[Boy is left standing alone.]] / Boy: Way to go, Boy. Way to be a moron. / [[Girl is carrying a cat.]] / Girl: Your...
Cat and Girl are invent a Sincerity Machine [[Girl is tightening a bolt on a mysterious machine. ]] / Cat: Whatcha doin'? / Girl: I invented an anti-irony machine. / Cat: What's it do? / Girl: You place something - like this Pavement CD - into the vortex combacitor. / Girl: It then drops to the main chamber, where it's bombarded with negatively...
Cat and Girl have Decoder Rings [[Girl waves goodbye to Cat as she board a school bus.]] / Cat: Yippee! / Cat: Now I can scratch up the couch and smash all our lightbulbs and mix pudding on the carpet and... / [[A note on the refrigerator says "Cat - Please wash the dishes and put away your laundry. - Girl"]] / [[Cat reads the note.]] / Cat:...
 
Flash Back to the Sixties with Cat and Girl [[Cat and Girl sit at a bus stop.]] / [[A guy wearing a fringed vest with no shirt underneath walks by.]] / [[A woman with long hair and granny glasses walks by holding a flower. A guy with a headband walks by carrying a placard.]] / [[A woman in a scarf and floppy hat walks by carrying a Joan Baez...
Girl finds a Friend [[Girl and Grrrl stand outside. Grrrl holds a jumprope and Girl has a hula hoop.]] / Grrrl: It's a program to help the lost children of grunge. For just the cost of a cup of coffee you can buy them a cup of coffee. / Girl: I was in Seattle back in '93 and grunge was already over then. / Grrrl: You lived...
Cat and Girl are Not Autobiographical [[Dorothy sits at a table reading.]] / Guy: Hey! / Dorothy: What? / Guy: You're Girl. / Dorothy: No I'm not. / Guy: Don't you draw Cat and Girl? / Dorothy: Maybe. / Guy: So you're Girl! / Dorothy: No. / Guy: But you're both human. / Dorothy: So? / Guy: And female. / Dorothy: Uh-huh. / Guy: So tell me...
Cat and Girl Ignore Oppression [[Cat and Girl sit at a sidewalk cafe.]] / [[Cat sings into a microphone while Girl plays the drums.]] / [[Girl pilots an airplane. Cat sits behind her, his hands over his eyes.]] / [[Girl paints a portrait of Mary Tyler Moore. Cat eats some of the paint.]] / [[Cat and Girl have a picnic.]] / [[Cat...
Cat and Girl are Pokemon [[Cat and Girl sit on the couch watching television.]] / Cat: Cat? / Girl: Girl. / [[They look at TV Guide.]] / Cat: Cat! / Girl: Girl Girl? / [[Cat grabs the remote control.]] / Cat: Cat Cat Cat... / Girl: Girl! / [[Girl becomes enraged.]] / Girl: Girl... Girl... Girl... Girl... Girl... / Cat: Cat? / [[A...
 
Cat and Girl in Cyberspace [[Cat and Girl float, gravity-free. Cat is upside-down.]] / Cat: Huh. / Girl: So this is the future. / Girl: I don't see the internet around anywhere. / Cat: Is that it? / Girl: No, that's a sock. / Cat: Oh. / [[They float.]] / Cat: I have to pee. How do we get out? / Girl: I think there's a latch...
Cat and Girl versus the Moon-Men of Mars [[A flying saucer.]] / [[Cat and Girl sit outside.]] / Alien: Desist, earth people! / Cat: oop. / Girl: ah. / Alien: We have come for your deodorant and anti-perspirant sticks or roll-ons. / Girl: I have an extra sandwich. / Alien: Sandwich is not enough to fight Space Dirt. / Alien: It gets goopy in...
Cat and Girl discuss Winning the Lottery [[Cat and Girl sit under a tree.]] / Girl: I'd open a laundromat. / Girl: A rock and roll laundromat. / Girl: Also at the laundry I'd sell used books. / Girl: Also coffee - but the cheap, strong kind, not yuppie coffee. / Girl: And there'd be Bass on tap. / Girl: And a half-pint would be free with...
Cat and Girl Feign Interest [[Cat is buried up to his neck in sand at the beach. Girl stands in an inner tube. Dorothy sits under an umbrella.]] / Dorothy: I don't know, it's like - I do well in high school, I do okay at college, I follow the rules for 21 years and then they just abandon me. / Dorothy: I don't have a job. I don't...
Cat and Girl meet 347 Local [[The Beatnik Vampire carries a picket sign.]] / Girl: Hey! Can I borrow your Shaggs LP? / Vampire: Nope. Sorry. / Girl: Why not? / Vampire: We've unionized. / [[He points to his sign. It says "Hepsters Union 347 Local."]] / Girl: What? / Vampire: Look - a twelve year old girl with a lava lamp and inflatable...
 
Cat and Girl find Buried Treasure [[Cat and Girl are tied together, back to back.]] / [[Girl spots a razor blade.]] / [[She holds it in her mouth to cut the ropes.]] / [[They try to escape the pirate ship...]] / [[...but the pirates see them and give chase. Girl jumps into the sea.]] / [[Cat wears a life jacket as Girl tows him...
Cat and Girl Don't Need Drugs: ..To Fall Asleep! / [[Girl falls asleep in bed reading Proust. Cat falls asleep on the floor next to an emptying bottle of booze.]] / ..To Write Poetry! / [[A rainbow crosses the sky. Cat is attacked by a raven.]] / Raven: Nevermore! Nevermore! / ...To Get Arrested! / [[A box of TNT sits by a statue. Cat...
Cat and Girl battle International Communism [[Cat and Girl look around a corner.]] / [[They run across an alleyway.]] / [[They hide behind a box.]] / [[They run through the dark city.]] / [[Cat lights a match.]] / Cat: Well, I don't see International Communism anywhere. / Girl: Oh wait - I think I see it. Don't move. / Cat: Where is it? / Girl:...
Cat and Girl wait for Polka's Big Comeback [[Cat and Girl sit. Cat is wearing lederhosen and smoking a pipe. Girl is wearing a dirndl.]] / Girl: Can I go now? / Cat: It's coming - I can feel it!
Cat and Girl meet Dog and Boy [[It's raining. Girl sits on the sidewalk holding a magazine over her head.]] / [[Boy and Dog walk over. Boy has an umbrella.]] / Boy: Hi Girl. / Girl: Oh, hi. / Boy: Can I walk you home? / Girl: Actually, I'm waiting for Cat to pick me up. / [[Boy looks at Dog.]] / [[Cat roars in on a motorcycle.]] / Cat:...
 

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