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| Cat and Girl wait for New Wave's Big Comeback | [[Cat is wearing 3D glasses and a skinny tie. Girl wears sunglasses and a jacket with pins on it.]] / [[They stand.]] / [[Suddenly a crowd of people carrying keyboards, cameras, guitars and boxes of cash runs by.]] / Cat: Sellout. http://catandgirl.com/?p=1524 |
| Cat and Girl versus Current Events | [[Cat and Girl walk. Girl's face is buried in a newspaper. Cat whistles.]]
/ Girl: You're not the slightest bit worried? / Girl: The disputed votes are in a state where his brother is governor. / Girl: A guy whose mayoral election was overturned due to voter fraud is on the Executive Committee of the... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1526 |
| Cat and Girl meet their Maker | [[Dorothy stands on a subway train, her eyes closed.]]
/ Girl: Hey! / [[Dorothy meets Cat and Girl.]]
/ Dorothy: Oh, hi.
/ Girl: What's new? / Dorothy: Not much. Just heading to work. / Dorothy: What are you doing up so early? / Girl: We just got back from Coney Island. / Cat: You can ride the old... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1528 |
| Cat and Girl meet the Old Gods | [[A man sits at a table eating.]]
/ Man: Mmm... tastes like chicken! / < http://catandgirl.com/?p=1530 |
| Cat and Girl insist upon Discussing Capitalism | [[Cat and Girl sit at a table covered in breakfast and newspapers.]]
/ Girl: It's like movies versus television - movies have a start and end point, but television just goes on and on - you can watch it forever. / Girl: We're taught boundless consumer need - not for anything in particular, but for the... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1532 |
| Cat and Girl play with Fire | [[Cat holds a lit match.]]
/ Cat: Ooh! / [[The fire engulfs him.]]
/ Cat: Ah! / [[Cat's spirit leaves his body.]]
/ Cat: Oh. / [[Cat approaches the pearly gates.]]
/ Cat: Hello.
/ Saint Peter: Cat? / Cat: Yup.
/ Saint Peter: I'd just like to ask you a few questions. / Cat: Okay.
/ Saint Peter: What's your... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1534 |
| Cat and Girl make Christmas Lists | Cat: ...gumdrops, a Casio keyboard, and a Ned Kelly hand puppet. / Cat: What do you want?
/ Girl: World peace. / Girl: I know it sounds corny, but wouldn't it be wonderful? / Cat: Maybe. / [[Cat walks through a department store.]] / [[He picks up a package and looks at the price tag.]] / Saleslady:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1536 |
| Cat and Girl ? Archive ? Cat and Girl meet Grrrl | [[Girl passing out pamphlets]]
/ Grrrl: Revolution Girl Style Now! / [[Cat and Girl approach Grrrl]]
/ Grrrl: Revolution Girl Style Now! / Grrrl: {{Framing: Next panel is her big thought balloon. Scenes described clockwise from top}} / [[Rondelles singing on roof]< http://catandgirl.com/?p=1538 |
| Cat and Girl answer Your Questions | Girl: Today we'll be answering viewer questions. Mail, Cat? / [[Cat hands Girl some envelopes.]]
/ Girl: Dear Cat and Girl, are you guys in love? / [[Cat and Girl look at each other.]] / Girl: hee
/ Cat: hee hee / [[Girl puts her hands on her stomach]]
/ Cat and Girl: hahahahahahahaha / [[Cat puts... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1540 |
| Cat and Girl are Highly Derivative 2 | [[Cat and Girl are dressed for winter. Girl holds a toboggan.]]
/ Girl: Is there any better feeling than walking through freshly fallen snow? / Cat: Feeling your toes, maybe. / [[Cat and Girl sit on the toboggan.]]
/ Girl: Have you ever thought you'd done something before... / [[They glide over the... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1542 |
| Around the World with Cat and Girl | [[Cat and Girl are wearing backpacks. They are standing at the foot of a giant statue.]]
/ Cat [[speaking to a woman holding a broom]]: Do you speak English? / [[Cat and Girl are in a canoe. In another canoe are two men, one of whom is catching a butterfly with a net.]]
/ Cat [[calling to the second... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1544 |
| Cat and Girl are Untimely Satirists | [[The sun rises on a tent in the woods.]] / [[Inside, Cat and Girl are waking up.]] / [[Outside the tent, Cat sees a series of mysterious bundles on the ground.]] / [[Cat picks one up.]] / Cat: These little bundles -
/ Girl - could they be - / Cat: - mysterious symbols fashioned of twine, lard and... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1546 |
| Cat and Girl pick up a Stray | Boy: So then we made some soup, and I made it from a can. / Girl: Uh-huh. / Boy: It had parts of chicken and parts of tomato, but I don't know which parts.
/ Girl: That poor kitty! / [[Boy is left standing alone.]] / Boy: Way to go, Boy. Way to be a moron. / [[Girl is carrying a cat.]]
/ Girl: Your... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1548 |
| Cat and Girl are invent a Sincerity Machine | [[Girl is tightening a bolt on a mysterious machine. ]]
/ Cat: Whatcha doin'? / Girl: I invented an anti-irony machine.
/ Cat: What's it do? / Girl: You place something - like this Pavement CD - into the vortex combacitor. / Girl: It then drops to the main chamber, where it's bombarded with negatively... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1550 |
| Cat and Girl have Decoder Rings | [[Girl waves goodbye to Cat as she board a school bus.]]
/ Cat: Yippee! / Cat: Now I can scratch up the couch and smash all our lightbulbs and mix pudding on the carpet and... / [[A note on the refrigerator says "Cat - Please wash the dishes and put away your laundry. - Girl"]] / [[Cat reads the note.]] / Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1552 |
| Flash Back to the Sixties with Cat and Girl | [[Cat and Girl sit at a bus stop.]] / [[A guy wearing a fringed vest with no shirt underneath walks by.]] / [[A woman with long hair and granny glasses walks by holding a flower. A guy with a headband walks by carrying a placard.]] / [[A woman in a scarf and floppy hat walks by carrying a Joan Baez... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1554 |
| Girl finds a Friend | [[Girl and Grrrl stand outside. Grrrl holds a jumprope and Girl has a hula hoop.]]
/ Grrrl: It's a program to help the lost children of grunge. For just the cost of a cup of coffee you can buy them a cup of coffee.
/ Girl: I was in Seattle back in '93 and grunge was already over then. / Grrrl: You lived... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1556 |
| Cat and Girl are Not Autobiographical | [[Dorothy sits at a table reading.]] / Guy: Hey!
/ Dorothy: What? / Guy: You're Girl.
/ Dorothy: No I'm not. / Guy: Don't you draw Cat and Girl?
/ Dorothy: Maybe. / Guy: So you're Girl!
/ Dorothy: No. / Guy: But you're both human.
/ Dorothy: So? / Guy: And female.
/ Dorothy: Uh-huh. / Guy: So tell me... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1558 |
| Cat and Girl Ignore Oppression | [[Cat and Girl sit at a sidewalk cafe.]] / [[Cat sings into a microphone while Girl plays the drums.]] / [[Girl pilots an airplane. Cat sits behind her, his hands over his eyes.]] / [[Girl paints a portrait of Mary Tyler Moore. Cat eats some of the paint.]] / [[Cat and Girl have a picnic.]] / [[Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1560 |
| Cat and Girl are Pokemon | [[Cat and Girl sit on the couch watching television.]]
/ Cat: Cat?
/ Girl: Girl. / [[They look at TV Guide.]]
/ Cat: Cat!
/ Girl: Girl Girl? / [[Cat grabs the remote control.]]
/ Cat: Cat Cat Cat...
/ Girl: Girl! / [[Girl becomes enraged.]]
/ Girl: Girl... Girl... Girl... Girl... Girl...
/ Cat: Cat? / [[A... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1562 |
| Cat and Girl in Cyberspace | [[Cat and Girl float, gravity-free. Cat is upside-down.]] / Cat: Huh.
/ Girl: So this is the future. / Girl: I don't see the internet around anywhere.
/ Cat: Is that it? / Girl: No, that's a sock.
/ Cat: Oh. / [[They float.]] / Cat: I have to pee. How do we get out? / Girl: I think there's a latch... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1564 |
| Cat and Girl versus the Moon-Men of Mars | [[A flying saucer.]] / [[Cat and Girl sit outside.]] / Alien: Desist, earth people!
/ Cat: oop.
/ Girl: ah. / Alien: We have come for your deodorant and anti-perspirant sticks or roll-ons.
/ Girl: I have an extra sandwich. / Alien: Sandwich is not enough to fight Space Dirt.
/ Alien: It gets goopy in... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1566 |
| Cat and Girl discuss Winning the Lottery | [[Cat and Girl sit under a tree.]]
/ Girl: I'd open a laundromat. / Girl: A rock and roll laundromat. / Girl: Also at the laundry I'd sell used books. / Girl: Also coffee - but the cheap, strong kind, not yuppie coffee. / Girl: And there'd be Bass on tap. / Girl: And a half-pint would be free with... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1568 |
| Cat and Girl Feign Interest | [[Cat is buried up to his neck in sand at the beach. Girl stands in an inner tube. Dorothy sits under an umbrella.]]
/ Dorothy: I don't know, it's like - I do well in high school, I do okay at college, I follow the rules for 21 years and then they just abandon me. / Dorothy: I don't have a job. I don't... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1570 |
| Cat and Girl meet 347 Local | [[The Beatnik Vampire carries a picket sign.]] / Girl: Hey! Can I borrow your Shaggs LP?
/ Vampire: Nope. Sorry. / Girl: Why not?
/ Vampire: We've unionized.
/ [[He points to his sign. It says "Hepsters Union 347 Local."]] / Girl: What?
/ Vampire: Look - a twelve year old girl with a lava lamp and inflatable... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1572 |
| Cat and Girl find Buried Treasure | [[Cat and Girl are tied together, back to back.]] / [[Girl spots a razor blade.]] / [[She holds it in her mouth to cut the ropes.]] / [[They try to escape the pirate ship...]] / [[...but the pirates see them and give chase. Girl jumps into the sea.]] / [[Cat wears a life jacket as Girl tows him... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1574 |
| Cat and Girl Don't Need Drugs: | ..To Fall Asleep!
/ [[Girl falls asleep in bed reading Proust. Cat falls asleep on the floor next to an emptying bottle of booze.]] / ..To Write Poetry!
/ [[A rainbow crosses the sky. Cat is attacked by a raven.]]
/ Raven: Nevermore! Nevermore! / ...To Get Arrested!
/ [[A box of TNT sits by a statue. Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1576 |
| Cat and Girl battle International Communism | [[Cat and Girl look around a corner.]] / [[They run across an alleyway.]] / [[They hide behind a box.]] / [[They run through the dark city.]] / [[Cat lights a match.]] / Cat: Well, I don't see International Communism anywhere. / Girl: Oh wait - I think I see it. Don't move. / Cat: Where is it?
/ Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1578 |
| Cat and Girl wait for Polka's Big Comeback | [[Cat and Girl sit. Cat is wearing lederhosen and smoking a pipe. Girl is wearing a dirndl.]] / Girl: Can I go now?
/ Cat: It's coming - I can feel it! http://catandgirl.com/?p=1580 |
| Cat and Girl meet Dog and Boy | [[It's raining. Girl sits on the sidewalk holding a magazine over her head.]] / [[Boy and Dog walk over. Boy has an umbrella.]]
/ Boy: Hi Girl.
/ Girl: Oh, hi. / Boy: Can I walk you home?
/ Girl: Actually, I'm waiting for Cat to pick me up. / [[Boy looks at Dog.]] / [[Cat roars in on a motorcycle.]]
/ Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1582 |
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