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Cat and Girl get All Mixed Up [[Girl.]] / [[Girl begins to waver.]] / [[Her image deteriorates.]] / Girl: Cat? / [[Girl rides a carousel horse through a sky full of bubbles.]] / Girl: What's... / [[She's further away. A fan occupies the foreground.]] / Girl: ... going ... / [[She floats by bagpipers.]] / Girl: ...on? / [[Cat and...
Cat and Girl versus the Printed Word [[Girl sits on the floor reading a book.]] / Cat: Whatcha reading? / Girl: Howl. / Cat: HOWL?!? / [[Cat stomps on the book.]] / Cat: Stupid snot-nosed beatniks... / Girl: Hey! / [[Cat stabs the book with a knife.]] / Cat: ...dirty counter-culture peacemongers! / Girl: That book belongs to the library! / [[Beatnik...
Cat and Girl are Highly Derivative [[Cat, who has Garfield's body, sits on a table smoking a pipe and staring at Girl. Girl is staring at her lasagna.]] / [[Cat continues to stare at Girl, who stares at her lasagna.]] / Cat: Mmmm, lasagna. / Girl: What? / Cat: I said mmmm, lasagna. / Girl: Are you making fun of me? / Cat: I thought...
Cat and Girl find The Teddybear Picnic Cat: ssshhhhhhhh / [[Cat and Girl peer over a bush. Some teddybears are having a picnic.]] / Girl: So the stories are true! The teddybear picnic is real! What do we do now? / Cat: We beat the crap out of them. / Girl: What?!? / Cat: Sshhh - It'll be really funny! / Cat: Remember when the snuggle...
Cat and Girl are Girl and Cat [[A skull sits on a barrel emitting rays of light. Cat and Girl shield their eyes.]] / Cat: Oh, no. / Girl: You've angered the magic voodoo skull. / Cat: Now I possess the body of Cat, but the consciousness of Girl. / Girl: And I the same, only vice-versa. / Cat and Girl: What craziness will result. / Girl:...
 
Meet the Cast of Cat and Girl {{Cat}} / [[Cat is upside-down.]] / Cat: Will somebody please unglue me? / {{Girl}} / Girl: Some people say I look like Parker Posey. / {{Dog}} / Dog (to itself): Kill. / {{Boy}} / Boy: If I stand perfectly still she won't know what an idiot I am. / {{a Beatnik Vampire}} / Vampire: Hey - just like Shadow...
Celebrating a Century of Cat and Girl Sad Clown: Well... I guess I could draw myself some friends. / ...and so a legend was born! / 1900 / [[Cat and Girl are stick figures.]] / Girl: Stop gadding about like you're Stanford White! / Cat: Meow! / 1910 / Girl: Where did my dishes go? / Cat: I threw them at the Suffragettes. / 1920 / Girl: We're...
Cat and Girl are Fanfic {{The cartoon is particularly poorly drawn.}} / Cat: What a boring day. / Girl: Ho-hum. / [[A monster appears!]] / Monster: BLARGH!!!! / Girl: Oh no it is a terrible monster. / Cat: This is worse than the time I was attacked by Zombie Joseph Beuys. / Cat: My powers are useless. / Girl: The end is near. / [[A...
Cat and Girl discuss Virginia Woolf's The Waves [[Cat, Beatnik Vampire, and Girl sit around a table with a book.]] / Cat: I mourn the loss of Percival. I mourn loss. / Beatnik Vampire: I am Bernard. I create. Percival is my foil, balancing my tendency to float away. / Girl: Am I Rhoda? Am I broken into separate pieces - do I no longer exist? / Beatnik...
Cat and Girl versus the Abandoned House [[Cat and Girl walk along. Cat spies a boarded-up house on a hill.]] / Cat: A-ha! / [[Cat and Girl run up the hill.]] / [[Cat kicks in the door while Girl climbs up to a window.]] / [[Cat spraypaints his name on a wall.]] / [[Girl is smashing a lamp with a sledgehammer while Cat breaks the water pipes...
 
Cat and Girl versus Modern Art [[Cat lights his pipe. Girl eats a lollipop.]] / [[Behind them, Matisse's Blue Nude II peels out of its frame and heads toward them.]] / [[Cat throws a throwing star at it.]] / Cat: Let's see if your innovative use of color can save you now! / [[Cat punches one of Picasso's cubist paintings.]] / [[Girl...
Cat and Girl see Death at Denny's [[Cat and Girl are at a restaurant reading their menus.]] / Girl: Oh my god! Cat - look! / [[Cat and Girl stare. The waitress leaves their table.]] / Cat: Is it? is it really him? / Girl: Oh my god! It is! It is! / Cat: It's Death! It's really Death! / Girl: I can't believe he's eating at our Denny's! / [[Death...
Cat and Girl search for the Real America [[Cat and Girl drive around in a convertible car.]] / [[Cat and Girl fly through a city in a hot air balloon. Cat sits in the basket looking through a telescope. Girl is street level, upside-down, attached to the balloon via the rope tied to her foot and buying a bagel from a street vendor.]] / [[Cat...
Cat and Girl versus an International Army Comprised Solely of Bees [[Cat and Girl are walking outdoors in a grassy park. Girl holds a picnic basket.]] / Girl: Here? / Cat: O.K. / [[Girl spreads a blanket for the picnic while Cat begins removing food from the basket.]] / [[Girl opens a jar while Cat considers a sandwich.]] / Girl: You know, I can speak six languages. / Cat:...
Cat and Girl live La Vida Loca [[Girl is talking on the telephone.]] / Girl: Well, I guess I'm into superstition... / [[Girl's room is filled with strange, spooky things - a skull, a mummy, a spider and a big portrait of Ricky Martin.]] / Girl: Black cats, voodoo dolls... that sort of thing. / [[Cat is talking on the phone.]] / Cat:...
 
Cat and Girl Sell Out [[Girl reads a book, a cup of coffee by her side.]] / Cat: Do we have any chewing tobacco? / Girl: Check the cupboard. / Cat: Where's our electronic scoreboard? / Girl: In the garage next to your ice skates. / [[Girl looks up.]] / Girl: Cat, why do you have a baseball bat? / [[Cat prepares to hit a...
Gang of Five [[Cat is sitting in front of the television.]] / Cat: Hurry up! It's starting! / [[Girl enters]] / Cat: See the old factory is being HAUNTED by GHOSTS - / Cat: But watch out! / Cat: Here comes the VELVET UNDERGROUND! / Cat: They drive around in a an and solve mysteries. / Girl: That's not the Velvet...
When You Wish Grrrl: What do you want? / Boy: Underpants. / Boy: Gift cards to Dollar General. / Boy: It's better to not be disappointed. / Grrrl: You HAVE to believe in the impossible! / Grrrl: Everything in the WORLD belongs to people with MONEY and POWER and CONNECTIONS and FAME. / Grrrl: But the impossible...
Guilty Pleasures Cat: I like vampire fiction. / Girl: The "Vows" column? / Cat: IRONICALLY! / Cat: I like dance pop ironically. I like corn dogs ironically. / Cat: I like wine coolers ironically. / Girl: AAAUGHHH! / Girl: Irony isn't just some cheap way to say you like something but are afraid to admit it! / Girl:...
Grrrl's Scouting Grrrl: Cookies! Anyone want to buy cookies? / Grrrl: They're kind of kitschy... / Girl: I didn't know you were a Hipster Scout. / Grrrl: Yeah, it's fun. We do crafts and stuff. / Cat: What kind of badges are those? / Grrrl: Well, this is my "in a band" badge. / Grrrl: This one's for zines. / Grrrl:...
 
Secret Handshakes Girl: The self-selected cultural elite used to be a big deal. / Cat: Oh yeah! / Girl: Back when there was a "high culture" / Cat: I used to go to their parade every year. / Girl: But now for every Velvet Underground where critical success precedes popularity there's a Monkees and a Spice Girls and a...
Hot Topic [[Girl and the Beatnik Vampire sit outside a cafe reading newspapers.]] / Vampire: Oh man oh man check it out / Vampire: Vampires are COOL. / Vampire: Vampires are COOL again I KNEW this would happen I just had to wait oh man / [[The Beatnik Vampire stands up.]] / Vampire: VAMPIRES are COOL. I'm going...
Pin the Tail [[Cat ties a blindfold around Girl's eyes.]] / Girl: Are we playing Blind Man's Bluff? / Girl: Are we playing Marco Polo? / Cat: It's a surprise. / Girl: Are we playing Firing Squad? / Cat: Come on. / Girl: I can't see anything! / [[Girl walks to the left.]] / [[She wobbles back to the right.]] / [[She...
Flushing Meadows-Corona Park [[Cat and Girl are in a hallway. Girl is wearing a blindfold.]] / Cat: It's something you've always wanted / Girl: Low-cost preventative health care? / Girl: Reasonable limits on copyright? / Girl: A high-speed nationwide rail network? / [[Cat takes Girl by the shoulder...]] / [[...and guides her...
Family Plan Cat: What do you want for Christmas? / Girl: Legitimacy in the eyes of society. / Cat: A blackberry? / Girl: Close enough. / Girl: Vows of austerity are for people who believe in things. / Cat: I don't think I have enough-- / Girl: And I've wasted so much time. / Cat: But we can make our own! / Girl:...
 
Scientific Method [[Cat and Girl play ping-pong.]] / <> / [[Cat hits the ball.]] / <> / [[Girl hits it back.]] / <> / [[Cat hits the ball.]] / <> / [[Girl slams the ball down to the table.]] / <> / [[The ball, an egg, breaks open on the table.]] / [[The egg emits a small foul cloud....
Scientific Method [[ Cat and Girl play table tennis over the first 4 panels ]] / <> / <> / <> / <> / [[The egg shatters on the table.]] / <> / [[ "Bad egg" vapors are escaping the eggs shell ]] / [[ Girl looks at Cat ]] / Girl: I told you those eggs were bad. / [[ Cat, having...
Mixed Company [[Christmas. A decorated tree is in the corner. Three stockings hang on the fireplace - "Cat," Girl," and "Also Cat."]] / Girl: Halls? / Cat: Decked. / Girl: Tree? / Cat: Trimmed. / [[Cat and Girl sit down to a large dinner.]] / Girl: Economy? / Cat: No match for one day of beautiful delusion! / Cat: What...
Untouchables [[Girl walking down a street alone.]] / [[Girl meets Cat on the street.]] / Girl: You know what's the most disgusting thing in the world? / Cat: A cracked eggshell with a clump of hair inside. / Girl: I – / [[Girl and Cat stare at each other.]] / Girl: I was going to say war profiteering but that takes...
In Time [[Boy gets elbowed on his way into a building.]] / [[Boy can't find money to pay for his burger and soda.]] / [[Boy walks down the street trailing toilet paper.]] / [[Boy argues about a baseball game.]] / [[Boy is about to dig into a cake. Girl stands behind him, scowling.]] / [[Boy sits at a computer,...
In Time [[Boy gets elbowed by another kid.]] / [[Boy searches his pockets for money for his burger and drink.]] / [[Boy has toilet paper stuck on his shoe.]] / [[Boy argues with another kid at a baseball game.]] / [[Boy is about to dig into a cake with a fork. Girl looks on, angry.]] / [[Boy sits at his...
Happy Together [[Girl is frowning, while looking at a picture of Cat and her together, smiling.]] / [[Girl is frowning, while looking at several vacation pictures of Cat and her together.]] / [[Girl looks away from the pictures and puts her hand to her chin pensively.]] / Girl [[to Cat]]: Do you believe in serial...
 

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