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| Cat and Girl get All Mixed Up | [[Girl.]] / [[Girl begins to waver.]] / [[Her image deteriorates.]]
/ Girl: Cat? / [[Girl rides a carousel horse through a sky full of bubbles.]]
/ Girl: What's... / [[She's further away. A fan occupies the foreground.]]
/ Girl: ... going ... / [[She floats by bagpipers.]]
/ Girl: ...on? / [[Cat and... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1584 |
| Cat and Girl versus the Printed Word | [[Girl sits on the floor reading a book.]]
/ Cat: Whatcha reading?
/ Girl: Howl. / Cat: HOWL?!? / [[Cat stomps on the book.]]
/ Cat: Stupid snot-nosed beatniks...
/ Girl: Hey! / [[Cat stabs the book with a knife.]]
/ Cat: ...dirty counter-culture peacemongers!
/ Girl: That book belongs to the library! / [[Beatnik... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1586 |
| Cat and Girl are Highly Derivative | [[Cat, who has Garfield's body, sits on a table smoking a pipe and staring at Girl. Girl is staring at her lasagna.]] / [[Cat continues to stare at Girl, who stares at her lasagna.]] / Cat: Mmmm, lasagna.
/ Girl: What? / Cat: I said mmmm, lasagna.
/ Girl: Are you making fun of me? / Cat: I thought... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1588 |
| Cat and Girl find The Teddybear Picnic | Cat: ssshhhhhhhh / [[Cat and Girl peer over a bush. Some teddybears are having a picnic.]] / Girl: So the stories are true! The teddybear picnic is real! What do we do now? / Cat: We beat the crap out of them. / Girl: What?!?
/ Cat: Sshhh - It'll be really funny! / Cat: Remember when the snuggle... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1590 |
| Cat and Girl are Girl and Cat | [[A skull sits on a barrel emitting rays of light. Cat and Girl shield their eyes.]]
/ Cat: Oh, no.
/ Girl: You've angered the magic voodoo skull. / Cat: Now I possess the body of Cat, but the consciousness of Girl.
/ Girl: And I the same, only vice-versa. / Cat and Girl: What craziness will result. / Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1592 |
| Meet the Cast of Cat and Girl | {{Cat}}
/ [[Cat is upside-down.]]
/ Cat: Will somebody please unglue me? / {{Girl}}
/ Girl: Some people say I look like Parker Posey. / {{Dog}}
/ Dog (to itself): Kill. / {{Boy}}
/ Boy: If I stand perfectly still she won't know what an idiot I am. / {{a Beatnik Vampire}}
/ Vampire: Hey - just like Shadow... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1594 |
| Celebrating a Century of Cat and Girl | Sad Clown: Well... I guess I could draw myself some friends.
/ ...and so a legend was born! / 1900
/ [[Cat and Girl are stick figures.]]
/ Girl: Stop gadding about like you're Stanford White!
/ Cat: Meow! / 1910
/ Girl: Where did my dishes go?
/ Cat: I threw them at the Suffragettes. / 1920
/ Girl: We're... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1596 |
| Cat and Girl are Fanfic | {{The cartoon is particularly poorly drawn.}}
/ Cat: What a boring day.
/ Girl: Ho-hum. / [[A monster appears!]]
/ Monster: BLARGH!!!! / Girl: Oh no it is a terrible monster.
/ Cat: This is worse than the time I was attacked by Zombie Joseph Beuys. / Cat: My powers are useless.
/ Girl: The end is near. / [[A... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1598 |
| Cat and Girl discuss Virginia Woolf's The Waves | [[Cat, Beatnik Vampire, and Girl sit around a table with a book.]]
/ Cat: I mourn the loss of Percival. I mourn loss.
/ Beatnik Vampire: I am Bernard. I create. Percival is my foil, balancing my tendency to float away. / Girl: Am I Rhoda? Am I broken into separate pieces - do I no longer exist? / Beatnik... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1600 |
| Cat and Girl versus the Abandoned House | [[Cat and Girl walk along. Cat spies a boarded-up house on a hill.]]
/ Cat: A-ha! / [[Cat and Girl run up the hill.]] / [[Cat kicks in the door while Girl climbs up to a window.]] / [[Cat spraypaints his name on a wall.]] / [[Girl is smashing a lamp with a sledgehammer while Cat breaks the water pipes... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1602 |
| Cat and Girl versus Modern Art | [[Cat lights his pipe. Girl eats a lollipop.]] / [[Behind them, Matisse's Blue Nude II peels out of its frame and heads toward them.]] / [[Cat throws a throwing star at it.]]
/ Cat: Let's see if your innovative use of color can save you now! / [[Cat punches one of Picasso's cubist paintings.]] / [[Girl... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1604 |
| Cat and Girl see Death at Denny's | [[Cat and Girl are at a restaurant reading their menus.]]
/ Girl: Oh my god! Cat - look! / [[Cat and Girl stare. The waitress leaves their table.]] / Cat: Is it? is it really him?
/ Girl: Oh my god! It is! It is! / Cat: It's Death! It's really Death!
/ Girl: I can't believe he's eating at our Denny's!
/ [[Death... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1606 |
| Cat and Girl search for the Real America | [[Cat and Girl drive around in a convertible car.]] / [[Cat and Girl fly through a city in a hot air balloon. Cat sits in the basket looking through a telescope. Girl is street level, upside-down, attached to the balloon via the rope tied to her foot and buying a bagel from a street vendor.]] / [[Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1608 |
| Cat and Girl versus an International Army Comprised Solely of Bees | [[Cat and Girl are walking outdoors in a grassy park. Girl holds a picnic basket.]]
/ Girl: Here?
/ Cat: O.K. / [[Girl spreads a blanket for the picnic while Cat begins removing food from the basket.]] / [[Girl opens a jar while Cat considers a sandwich.]]
/ Girl: You know, I can speak six languages.
/ Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1610 |
| Cat and Girl live La Vida Loca | [[Girl is talking on the telephone.]]
/ Girl: Well, I guess I'm into superstition... / [[Girl's room is filled with strange, spooky things - a skull, a mummy, a spider and a big portrait of Ricky Martin.]]
/ Girl: Black cats, voodoo dolls... that sort of thing. / [[Cat is talking on the phone.]]
/ Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1612 |
| Cat and Girl Sell Out | [[Girl reads a book, a cup of coffee by her side.]] / Cat: Do we have any chewing tobacco?
/ Girl: Check the cupboard. / Cat: Where's our electronic scoreboard?
/ Girl: In the garage next to your ice skates. / [[Girl looks up.]] / Girl: Cat, why do you have a baseball bat?
/ [[Cat prepares to hit a... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1614 |
| Gang of Five | [[Cat is sitting in front of the television.]]
/ Cat: Hurry up! It's starting! / [[Girl enters]]
/ Cat: See the old factory is being HAUNTED by GHOSTS - / Cat: But watch out! / Cat: Here comes the VELVET UNDERGROUND! / Cat: They drive around in a an and solve mysteries. / Girl: That's not the Velvet... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1616 |
| When You Wish | Grrrl: What do you want?
/ Boy: Underpants. / Boy: Gift cards to Dollar General. / Boy: It's better to not be disappointed. / Grrrl: You HAVE to believe in the impossible! / Grrrl: Everything in the WORLD belongs to people with MONEY and POWER and CONNECTIONS and FAME. / Grrrl: But the impossible... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1657 |
| Guilty Pleasures | Cat: I like vampire fiction. / Girl: The "Vows" column?
/ Cat: IRONICALLY! / Cat: I like dance pop ironically. I like corn dogs ironically. / Cat: I like wine coolers ironically.
/ Girl: AAAUGHHH! / Girl: Irony isn't just some cheap way to say you like something but are afraid to admit it! / Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1659 |
| Grrrl's Scouting | Grrrl: Cookies! Anyone want to buy cookies? / Grrrl: They're kind of kitschy... / Girl: I didn't know you were a Hipster Scout.
/ Grrrl: Yeah, it's fun. We do crafts and stuff. / Cat: What kind of badges are those? / Grrrl: Well, this is my "in a band" badge. / Grrrl: This one's for zines. / Grrrl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1661 |
| Secret Handshakes | Girl: The self-selected cultural elite used to be a big deal.
/ Cat: Oh yeah! / Girl: Back when there was a "high culture"
/ Cat: I used to go to their parade every year. / Girl: But now for every Velvet Underground where critical success precedes popularity there's a Monkees and a Spice Girls and a... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1663 |
| Hot Topic | [[Girl and the Beatnik Vampire sit outside a cafe reading newspapers.]]
/ Vampire: Oh man oh man check it out / Vampire: Vampires are COOL. / Vampire: Vampires are COOL again I KNEW this would happen I just had to wait oh man / [[The Beatnik Vampire stands up.]]
/ Vampire: VAMPIRES are COOL. I'm going... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1690 |
| Pin the Tail | [[Cat ties a blindfold around Girl's eyes.]]
/ Girl: Are we playing Blind Man's Bluff? / Girl: Are we playing Marco Polo? / Cat: It's a surprise.
/ Girl: Are we playing Firing Squad? / Cat: Come on.
/ Girl: I can't see anything! / [[Girl walks to the left.]] / [[She wobbles back to the right.]] / [[She... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1693 |
| Flushing Meadows-Corona Park | [[Cat and Girl are in a hallway. Girl is wearing a blindfold.]]
/ Cat: It's something you've always wanted
/ Girl: Low-cost preventative health care? / Girl: Reasonable limits on copyright? / Girl: A high-speed nationwide rail network? / [[Cat takes Girl by the shoulder...]] / [[...and guides her... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1696 |
| Family Plan | Cat: What do you want for Christmas? / Girl: Legitimacy in the eyes of society. / Cat: A blackberry?
/ Girl: Close enough. / Girl: Vows of austerity are for people who believe in things.
/ Cat: I don't think I have enough-- / Girl: And I've wasted so much time.
/ Cat: But we can make our own! / Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1700 |
| Scientific Method | [[Cat and Girl play ping-pong.]]
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| Scientific Method | [[ Cat and Girl play table tennis over the first 4 panels ]]
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| Mixed Company | [[Christmas. A decorated tree is in the corner. Three stockings hang on the fireplace - "Cat," Girl," and "Also Cat."]]
/ Girl: Halls?
/ Cat: Decked.
/ Girl: Tree?
/ Cat: Trimmed. / [[Cat and Girl sit down to a large dinner.]]
/ Girl: Economy?
/ Cat: No match for one day of beautiful delusion! / Cat: What... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1704 |
| Untouchables | [[Girl walking down a street alone.]] / [[Girl meets Cat on the street.]]
/ Girl: You know what's the most disgusting thing in the world? / Cat: A cracked eggshell with a clump of hair inside.
/ Girl: I – / [[Girl and Cat stare at each other.]] / Girl: I was going to say war profiteering but that takes... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1708 |
| In Time | [[Boy gets elbowed on his way into a building.]] / [[Boy can't find money to pay for his burger and soda.]] / [[Boy walks down the street trailing toilet paper.]] / [[Boy argues about a baseball game.]] / [[Boy is about to dig into a cake. Girl stands behind him, scowling.]] / [[Boy sits at a computer,... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1710 |
| In Time | [[Boy gets elbowed by another kid.]] / [[Boy searches his pockets for money for his burger and drink.]] / [[Boy has toilet paper stuck on his shoe.]] / [[Boy argues with another kid at a baseball game.]] / [[Boy is about to dig into a cake with a fork. Girl looks on, angry.]] / [[Boy sits at his... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1710#comments |
| Happy Together | [[Girl is frowning, while looking at a picture of Cat and her together, smiling.]] / [[Girl is frowning, while looking at several vacation pictures of Cat and her together.]] / [[Girl looks away from the pictures and puts her hand to her chin pensively.]] / Girl [[to Cat]]: Do you believe in serial... http://catandgirl.com/?p=1716 |
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