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| True Believers | [[Cat is sitting in a dark closet wearing lederhosen.]] / [[Girl opens the door.]] / [[She walks into the closet and looks at Cat.]] / Cat: I'm waiting for polka's big comeback! / Girl: How long have you been in here?
/ Cat: What year is it? / Girl: 5769.
/ Cat: It's coming - I can feel it!
/ Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2076 |
| Cat and Girl Follow Up | [[Dorothy sits on the beach. The sun shines down]] / [[Cat and Girl walk onto the beach. Girl is wearing a flotation device, and Cat is licking ice cream on a stick ]] / [[They approach Dorothy and stand.]] / [[Cat now no longer has his ice cream on a stick.]]
/ Dorothy: CRAZY. I went with CRAZY.
/ Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2078 |
| Cat and Girl Follow Up | [[Dorothy sits on the beach. The sun shines down]] / [[Cat and Girl walk onto the beach. Girl is wearing a flotation device, and Cat is licking ice cream on a stick ]] / [[They approach Dorothy and stand.]] / [[Cat now no longer has his ice cream on a stick.]]
/ Dorothy: CRAZY. I went with CRAZY.
/ Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2078 |
| Cat and Girl Follow Up | [[Dorothy sits on the beach. The sun shines down]] / [[Cat and Girl walk onto the beach. Girl is wearing a flotation device, and Cat is licking ice cream on a stick ]] / [[They approach Dorothy and stand.]] / [[Cat now no longer has his ice cream on a stick.]]
/ Dorothy: CRAZY. I went with CRAZY.
/ Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2078 |
| Cat and Girl ? Archive ? History Will Vindicate Cat and Girl | girl: I quit.
/ cat: NO! / cat: If Harry Truman quit when things were tough
/ He never would have been president.
/ If the Flaming Lips quit when things got tough
/ They never would have made music that people actually like. / cat: If Henry Darger quit after a few years
/ No one would defend that crazy... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2081 |
| Real Estate B.C. | [[A desert.]] / < http://catandgirl.com/?p=2086 |
| Warriors | [[Cat and Girl sit on a couch watching television.]]
/ Girl: "The good fight." / Girl: Fight the "good" fight - / Cat: I am pretty sure the good fight is the one against static cling / Cat: but I might have the Protestant Reformation all wrong.
/ Girl: HOW? / Girl: Morality hasn't left the house since... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2087 |
| Monoculture's Last Dance | [[Girl and Boy walk through a supermarket.]]
/ Music: Come on come on come on let me tell you what it's all about / [[Music drifts out to the street from a bar.]]
/ Music: fighting for your life inside a thriller - thriller - / [[Girl and Boy walk down the street.]]
/ Music from a car: Take a look at... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2088 |
| Any Port in a Storm | [[Girl and Grrrl walk down a city street drinking shakes.]]
/ Girl: It's just another canon - / Girl: Just another hierarchy. / Girl: I am OVER the underground. / Girl: Being snobby about what music people like or what kind of bike they ride isnlt any better than caring about what jobs people have... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2097 |
| Pyramid Scheme | Girl: It's one thing to subscribe to a hierarchy when you're part of its elite - / Girl: but we're no one's elite. / Girl: So why would we? / [[Cat and Girl look at each other.]] / [[Cat is in a college dorm room studying and wearing a preppy sweater.]] / [[Cat's at a kegger with other students... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2098 |
| Simulacra and Simulation | [[Cat and Girl sit on a towel at the beach.]]
/ {{RING RING RING}} / [[Cat answers the phone.]]
/ Cat: Hello?
/ Girl: Ugh. / Cat: What?
/ Girl: That RINGTONE. / Girl: Let the death rattle of analog die away gracefully. / Girl: Instead of reanimating its corpse for a shambling, meaningless digital post-script.
/ Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2103 |
| Second Jobs | [[Girl's Boogieman stands outside of a strip mall dressed as the Statue of Liberty, trying to hand out flyers.]] / [[He tries again.]] / [[He looks at his watch.]] / [[The Boogieman puts his shoes on in a locker room.]] / [[The Boogieman misses his bus.]] / {{CHK CHK CHK}}
/ [[The Boogieman swipes... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2104 |
| Gift Horse | [[Cat and Girl walk into a mall.]] / [[A sign promises: "Your child's photograph taken with Wikipedia."]] / [[Girl stands by a thin man in a Santa Claus suit.]]
/ Wikipedia: And what are you looking for? / Girl: Questions.
/ Wikipedia: Questions, huh? / Girl: Because every question has an answer now... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2105 |
| Karaoke | [[Girl stands in front of a curtain holding a microphone.]] / Girl: He sold more records than anyone else will ever sell. / Girl: He was the embodiment of global pop culture. / Girl: WAS / Girl: WAS the guy on the cover of Thriller-
/ Girl: In Captain Eo-
/ Girl: In Pepsi ads- / Girl: NOW he's... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2110 |
| Death on the Street | [[Outside. Two houses are visible at a distance in the background. Girl is present, with a large ! over her head.]] / [[Enter Death, in sweatshirt and jeans. Girl is now smiling.]]
/ Girl: Where have YOU been hiding?
/ Death: Hi -
/ Death: Netflix.
/ Death: I mean - / Death: I've seen every episode of... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2111 |
| Death on the Street | [[Outside. Two houses are visible at a distance in the background. Girl is present, with a large ! over her head.]] / [[Enter Death, in sweatshirt and jeans. Girl is now smiling.]]
/ Girl: Where have YOU been hiding?
/ Death: Hi -
/ Death: Netflix.
/ Death: I mean - / Death: I've seen every episode of... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2111 |
| Long Time Listener | [[Girl is sitting at a desk writing on a piece of paper. Behind her is a radio supported on two filing cabinets.]]
/ < http://catandgirl.com/?p=2115 |
| What's Important | Girl: A good supermarket not too far away.
/ Cat: Sunlight - clean clothes - burritos. / Girl: A society of sufficient comfort to allow the option of cultural engagement for all its members.
/ Cat: A warm bed in the winter. / Girl: Empathy - or at least pretend empathy.
/ Cat: An ice cold bed in the summer. / Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2118 |
| Spring Cleaning | [[Cat and Girl are standing in a gloomy room.]]
/ Girl: I alphabetized my records by artist.
/ Cat: I alphabetized the spice rack. / Gil: I organized the DVDs by subject matter.
/ Cat: First pepper then salt. / Girl: I organized the nonfiction books by how many pages each has -
/ Cat: I organized my tax... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2119 |
| One Less Place to Visit | Girl: We know people moment to moment. / Girl: We know them as their PRESENT - not the presents that have come and gone. / [[Cat and Girl walk by a cemetery.]]
/ Girl: But death transforms people.
/ Cat: Into what? / Girl: When they die their lives become something COMPLETED - a story with a beginning... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2120 |
| The Call of the Wild | [[A bird sings in a tree.]]
/ Bird: Cheep / [[Cat and Girl come walking over the hill.]]
/ Bird: Cheep cheep
/ Cat: Hey! / Cat: That bird sounds like you.
/ Bird: I bemoan the loss of obscurity! / [[Girl looks at the bird.]] / Bird: {{music}} / Girl: You don't even remember obscurity.
/ Bird: No one... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2133 |
| Summer Plans | Grrrl: Rock Camp. Cartoon College / Grrrl: There's a school for EVERYTHING. / Grrrl: What happened to the noble amateur emerging from the woods with three chords and a burning message? / Grrrl: What SCHOOL teaches you to have something to say? / Grrrl: Does EVERYONE have to be a professional? / Grrrl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2134 |
| Visions from the Future | [[Grrrl, Girl, Boy at a bus stop observing groups of people passing by. They are dressed and propped as various trend representations]] / Grrrl: Let's never get old enough to talk about what we believe in the language of trends and marketing. / [[ Expressions of anguish ]] / Girl: Let's never get... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2135 |
| Mantra | [[Girl and Grrrl stand at a bus stop.]]
/ Grrrl: We can take the uptown bus and transfer. Sent from my iphone. / [[Girl and Grrrl sit on a bus.]]
/ Grrrl: I was going to try and get to the beach but it hasn't stopped raining. Sent from my iphone. / [[Girl and Grrrl walk along a city street.]]
/ Grrrl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2137 |
| Redundancy Man | Cat: Look what I made! / Girl: A pizza slicer.
/ Cat: I invented stone tools! / Girl: I hate to be the bearer of bad news -
/ Cat: LIAR. / Girl: But stone tools were invented about 2.5 million years ago. / Cat: You've got something better to do?
/ Girl: I wanted to go bird-watching on Friday. / Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2138 |
| Bad Decision Dinosaur on the Boardwalk | [[Bad Decision Dinosaur is in the foreground with a camera, looking excitedly at passer-bys. In the background are signs for Fried Beer, Ham on a Stick, and Your Photo with Abraham Lincoln. An Abe Lincoln look-alike is wearing a top hat, dress jacket vest, bow tie and pants, and is leaning on his sign.]] / [[Abe,... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2139 |
| Hunters and Gatherers | Girl: Everyone's looking for SUCCESS
/ Cat: like it's Waldo or something. / Girl: But what IS success?
/ Cat: Something in a sandwich that's not peanut butter. / Girl: Is it always comparative?
/ Cat: A wool sweater with your name on it. / Girl: For ME to succeed
/ Cat: People taking pictures of you / Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2140 |
| The Searchers | Girl: What is success?
/ Cat: I saw it once! / Girl: Does it exist?
/ Cat: In the mirror - / Cat: I locked the bathroom door and turned the lights of and I spun around twelve times - / Cat: [eyes closed] And I closed my eyes and said / Whatever it takes / Whatever it takes / Cat: [eyes still closed]... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2141 |
| Antimalarial | [[Girl and the Beatnik Vampire sit outdoors at a cafe.]]
/ Girl: If I'm a cog in society's machine for the manufacture of NOTHING / Girl: is my responsibility to the machine to function to the best of my ability / Girl: or to stop functioning completely. / Beatnik Vampire: How OLD are you?
/ Girl: I... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2142 |
| Dog Days | Girl: There is one week a year / Girl: when anything that falls hits the ground without making a sound. / Girl: When everything is a repeat - even the news / Girl: and everyone is on vacation except for you. / [[Cat and Girl stand in an empty town.]] / [[They look around.]] / [[Cat smiles.]] / [[Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2143 |
| Ain't No Sanity Clause | Girl: Mavis Beacon / Girl: Mavis Beacon teaches trying / Girl: I always thought she was a real person. / Girl: Someone who had fought her way up in the world with her incredible typing skills. / Girl: Buying business clothes at Daffy's - pretending you're not eating lunch because you're busy - / Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2144 |
| Marketing Research | [[Cat wears a blindfold. Girl is pouring liquid into cups marked 1 and 2.]] / Girl: Here's the first.
/ Cat: < http://catandgirl.com/?p=2145 |
| The Game of Life | [[Cat and Girl sit at a table playing a board game.]]
/ Cat: Your whole family comes to your Bar Mitzvah - collect 500 dollars. / Girl: Get a job you hate - tell yourself it's temporary - lose one turn. / Girl: This game isn't anything like life.
/ Cat: You just don't like losing. / Cat: [[sings]] ... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2146 |
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