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| Pajama Party in a Haunted Hive | [[Pitch black]] / [[Pair of eyes open]] Girl: I can't sleep. / [[Another pair of eyes open]] Cat: I haven't slept since Tuesday.
/ Girl: I'm worried-- / Cat: Or last Tuesday. It was a Tuesday in March.
/ Girl: Life is meaningless [[frowns]] / Cat: Now all the colors are brighter - and my ideas sound... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2907 |
| Gravedigger Blues | [[A clod of dirt flies out of a grave.]] / < http://catandgirl.com/?p=2909 |
| Cast a Shadow | [[Cat and Girl strolling outside, Cat holding phone ]]
/ Girl: What if we ARE in a cave-
/ Girl: And everything we see and experience / Girl: Is just SHADOWS of the REAL THING
/ Cat: We need a vacation
/ Girl: {{ shaded }} or / Girl: {{ heavy shading }} GASP / Girl: What if WE'RE the real thing
/ Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2913 |
| Bonfire | < http://catandgirl.com/?p=2915 |
| T.V. Girl | [[Cat and Girl watch television.]]
/ Girl: We've learned to be watched / Girl: We exists not to do but to be observed doing / Girl: When everything's recorded we act for the recording / Girl: When every thought has an audience you think for the audience! / [[Girls' voice is obscured by static]] / < |
| Playhouse | [[Cat and Girl are hiding behind some bushes.]]
/ Girl: Does the world exist only in our observation of it - or do we exist only as observed by the world? / Cat: So should we WATCH TV - or BE on TV?
/ Girl: Are we the photographer or the photographed? / Cat: To ACT is to LIVE
/ Girl: To observe is to... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2919 |
| Cat and Girl ? Archive ? Ponytail | Girl: What's up? http://catandgirl.com/?p=2921 |
| Apologies | [[Girl is angry.]] / Cat: I got you a CARD / [[Girl holds the card.]] / Girl: "People do terrible things to one another." / < http://catandgirl.com/?p=2923 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://catandgirl.com/?p=2925">http://catandgirl.com/?p=2925 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Peak Nostalgia Production | Girl: Everything old is new again -
/ Cat: Anything new can look old! / Girl: Polaroid apps
/ Cat: Civil War reenactments
/ Girl: Retro Soul / Cat: Soul music is back!
/ Girl: Retro swing is back - same suits - new referents / Cat: Using our NEW technologies to perfectly recreate the past
/ Girl: There's... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2929 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://catandgirl.com/?p=2931">http://catandgirl.com/?p=2931 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://catandgirl.com/?p=2934">http://catandgirl.com/?p=2934 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Apostles | Girl: I can't believe that there's anything out there / Cat: Then the WORLD is what's important. / Girl: I don't believe in the world.
/ Cat: You BELIEVE in your COUNTRY.
/ [[Cat waves a flag.]] / Girl: I don't believe in my country!
/ Cat: So your subculture gives meaning - / Girl: I don't believe... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2938 |
| Cat and Girl ? Archive ? March to the See | [[bright...]]
/ Girl: There's no point in being smart. / [[...with clouds gathering...]]
/ Girl: There's no point in being clever.
/ Grrrl: Good! / Girl: There's no point in being right.
/ Grrrl: Nothing obscures the truth like fact. / Girl: Like a bon mot to a flame.
/ Grrl: There's no point in being... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2940 |
| Conservation of Matter | Girl: I don't want an NPR tote bag. / Girl: I don't want my photograph taken on a roller coaster / Girl: and I don't want the typed instructions of a conceptual art piece calling itself the work!
/ Cat: Birthdays will be tough this year. / Girl: Why does every value and experience have to be interpreted... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2942 |
| Conversation of Matter | [[Conservation of Matter drawing, ripped to pieces]] http://catandgirl.com/?p=2944 |
| Main Street | Girl: TV - or movies?
/ Cat: Is that a riddle? / Girl: movies end
/ Cat: Can I win a magic apple? / Girl: but television - RETURNS.
/ Cat: I'll share it with my magic horse? / Girl: It's a reason to keep going - an appointment - a RELATIONSHIP / Girl: A CHOICE - of one way communication
/ Cat: I'm sorry... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2946 |
| Destiny's Child | Girl: Bills, bills, bills. / Girl: Everyone wants to be real.
/ Cat: Gates, Clinton, Cosby. / Cat: Hickok, Buffalo.
/ Girl: I want to be fake. / Cat: - Bo Baggins, - The Cat.
/ Girl: We shouldn't have to match our ideals to our biography. / Girl: Or disappear into the minutiae of everyday life.
/ Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2948 |
| Begins with a Single Misstep | [[Girl and Cat stand behind a suitcase and a duffel bag.]]
/ Girl: Everything we love goes away - / Girl: so I packed your bags / Girl: and made you some sandwiches.
/ [[Girl hands Cat a small paper bag.]] / Cat: What if you're the one who goes away? / [[Both Cat and Girl look at the luggage.]] / Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2953 |
| The View From Here | [[Cat and Girl are in a boat. Girl bails water.]]
/ < http://catandgirl.com/?p=2955 |
| Bottle Episode | [[Beatnik Vampire is increasingly surrounded by beer cans.]] / [[Grrrl is increasingly surrounded by records.]] / Girl: We're ALL in bottles / Girl: bottles we made ourselves / Girl: to insulate us from the world / Girl: and from each other. / [[Cat is inside a giant bottle.]] / Cat: Have you... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2959 |
| Google Translate | Girl: People say "borrow" when they mean have. / Girl: When they mean "borrow" they say "see" / Girl: Words can be so ambiguous. / Girl: So I'm being buried with all of my stuff. / [[Girl leaves.]] / Cat: We should finish watching "The Wire" first! http://catandgirl.com/?p=2962 |
| In Lieu of Donations Send Flowers | Girl: Privacy is DEAD.
/ Cat: How did it die? / Girl: That's all ANYBODY asks! / Girl: We spend years living - and just minutes dying - / Girl: and all anybody wants to know is - how did they die - how did they die / Girl: Hoping for an answer we can misinterpret as THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME. / Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2968 |
| A Night at the Opera | [[Cat sits in front of the TV, watch out, anticipating]] Cat: Ready...ready...
/ Cat: Hooray! / [[Cat and Girl sit on the couch in front of the TV]] Cat: TV is classy now!
/ Girl: Already? / Cat: So I guess I'm classy now
/ Girl: I guess anything gets classy if you wait long enough- / Cat: All my life... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2975 |
| Contentment Provider | [[Bad Decision Dinosaur sees a sign...]]
/ {{FREE LUNCH}} / [[He stuffs hot dogs in his mouth.]] / [[He gorges on the muck from buckets labeled "More."]] / [[Mayonnaise runs down his face.]] / Bad Decision Dinosaur: OOOOOOOOOOO / Offscreen Voice: FREE DINNER
/ Bad Decision Dinosaur: YESSSS http://catandgirl.com/?p=2980 |
| I want to be forgotten but not too soon | Cat: I want to be FAMOUS / Girl: I want to be important / Girl: Famous is like important but for stupid things
/ Cat: Important is like famous but nobody cares! / Cat: Now you can pretend that people care what you think!
/ Girl: Now you can pretend that people care who you are! / Cat and Girl: Now... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2983 |
| Soft Shelled Crabs | Girl: Any pose held too long calcifies. / Cat: Garbage kept too long becomes history. / Girl: A belief believed too long becomes dogma.
/ Cat: An opinion said too much becomes fact. / Girl: Any expression held too long will harden into a mask.
/ Cat: Apple juice left too long becomes vinegar.
/ [[Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2988 |
| Everybody Else | [[In the background is a supermarket shelf stocked with coffee.]]
/ Girl: What did people do before stores played music?
/ Cat: They didn't dance in stores? / [[Hot dogs.]]
/ Girl: Before stores had cameras everywhere.
/ Cat: They weren't recorded dancing! / [[Peppers.]]
/ Cat and Girl: It's a two way street! / [[Floor.]]
/ Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2992 |
| New is the New Old | Cat: BOOOOO / Cat: Authority - Boo
/ Girl: Disorganized self-interest is the new authority / Cat: What was the old authority?
/ Girl: Moral certitude / Girl: And disorganized self-interest. / Girl: And television.
/ Cat: Television is the new morality play? / Cat: Computers are the new televisions.
/ Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=2998 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://catandgirl.com/?p=3025">http://catandgirl.com/?p=3025 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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