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| Bad Decision Dinosaur in the Big Woods I | [[Bad Decision Dinosaur walks into the woods.]] / [[He sees a squirrel in a tree.]] / [[Bad Decision Dinosaur extends his arm and the squirrel trots over to his shoulder.]] / [[Bad Decision Dinosaur hands the squirrel a pack of cigarettes.]] / [[The squirrel takes the cigarettes. Bad Decision Dinosaur... http://catandgirl.com/?p=404 |
| Bad Decision Dinosaur in the Big Woods II | [[Bad Decision Dinosaur finds a lighter and lights the squirrel's cigarette.]] / [[The squirrel sits in the tree smoking. Bad Decision Dinosaur walks on.]] / [[Bad Decision Dinosaur walks out of the woods.]] / [[He looks back. A sign reads "Fire Danger: High."]] / [[Bad Decision Dinosaur is shocked.]] / [[Back... http://catandgirl.com/?p=406 |
| High Society | [[Cat walks in holding a box.]]
/ Cat: What do I feel like? / [[Girl sits on the couch. cat searches inside the box.]]
/ Cat: A monocle? A bicycle? / Cat: A mono-cycle.
/ Girl: A popsicle. / Cat: A popocle! Oh that would be nice. / Cat: I could emote shock and disapproval when something untoward happens... http://catandgirl.com/?p=408 |
| Something to Hold | Plaque: If I said you had a beautiful body would you listen to my problems? / [[Cat is wearing a blazer and holding a martini glass.]]
/ Cat: If I said I had a mutual fund would you hold it against me? / Girl: You don't have a mutual fund.
/ [[Cat hugs a teddy bear.]]
/ Cat: At least I have Scampers. / [[Cat... http://catandgirl.com/?p=410 |
| Don't Walk Away Buffet | [[Girl approaches a buffet.]]
/ Girl: All You Can Eat. / Girl: Nothing quite says the gluttonous splendor of an empire in decline like All You Can Eat.
/ Cat: Have you been to the All You Can't Eat? / Cat: Yuck.
/ Girl: All You Can Eat. / Girl: it might as well be on the dollar bill.
/ Cat: It's on the... http://catandgirl.com/?p=412 |
| The Left Bank | Cat: I'm broke.
/ [[Cat is wearing a tuxedo and top hat.]]
/ Girl: It'll be OK.
/ Cat: But I wanted to go to the opera in a stretch Weinermobile. / [[Cat sits in a little car.]]
/ Girl: You live a cheeseburger life on a hamburger budget.
/ Cat: I'm fancy like ketchup! http://catandgirl.com/?p=414 |
| All the Other Guys in the Pack | [[Cat and Girl walk outside.]]
/ Girl: I follow. / Girl: I follow crowds. / Girl: I follow orders. / Girl: I follow dreams. / Cat: I followed a dream once. / Cat: It ran into the street / Cat: into incoming traffic / Cat: little pieces of dream insides everywhere http://catandgirl.com/?p=416 |
| Spooky Tales | [[Boy, Grrrl, Girl and Cat stand around a cauldron dressed as witches.]]
/ Boy: See a black cat on Halloween and pay student loans for the rest of your life!
/ Grrrl: Every time an owl cries a child stops believing in the redemptive power of fiction.
/ Girl: I hear if you lock yourself in a bathroom with... http://catandgirl.com/?p=418 |
| Acceptance | [[Cat stands at the mailbox looking through a bunch of envelopes.]]
/ Cat: Thick envelope. / Cat: Thin envelope. / [[Cat goes into the house.]]
/ Cat: Postcard. / Cat: Toothpick. / [[Cat feels around inside a large envelope.]] / [[Cat removes a piece of paper.]] / Cat: I'm in! / Cat: I'm in! I did... http://catandgirl.com/?p=420 |
| Acceptance | Cat: You don't think I can be a squirrel.
/ Girl: Biology is destiny! Sort of sometimes / Cat: But I'm a hard worker.
/ Girl: The point is - / Cat: And I'm not above cheating.
/ Girl: It doesn't matter how hard you work. / Girl: Being s squirrel is something you have to be born into - like Judaism -... http://catandgirl.com/?p=422 |
| Real Answers | Cat: 7-11! / Cat: Today is the anniversary of 7-11. / Cat: Let's go get slurpies! / Girl: 9/11.
/ Cat: What?
/ Girl: It's the sixth anniversary of 9/11. / Cat: 9/11.
/ Girl: Planes - buildings - boom. 9/11? / Cat: Doesn't ring a bell. / Girl: 9/11! Patriot day? / Girl: Day of 50% off sales on grills... http://catandgirl.com/?p=424 |
| A-list | Cat: Paul Bunyan. / Cat: Bob's Big Boy. / [[Cat checks a notebook.]]
/ Cat: The Brawny paper towel guy. / Cat: And Anne McCaffrey. / Girl: OK, my team is all characters from Russian literature. Uh - / Girl: Can Count Vronsky bring Froo-Froo?
/ Cat: There are no horses in fantasy football. / Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=426 |
| Econotourism | [[Cat, Girl and Grrrl walk in the desert. Grrrl holds a camera.]]
/ Cat: Hamburg. Frankfurt. Ketchupstan. / Cat: There are so many places I'd like to go! / Grrrl: Ketchupstan.
/ Cat: "The Red Menace."
/ Grrrl: I couch surfed around there for a while. / Cat: Must be hard getting the couch down to the... http://catandgirl.com/?p=428 |
| Stuck on an Island | [[Cat and Girl are on a desert island, nothing but water all around them. A palm tree towers over them. Girl is holding binoculars. Cat's arms are full of coconuts.]]
/ Cat: I'm coco-psychotic! http://catandgirl.com/?p=430 |
| Love-Love | Girl: What's this?
/ [[Cat stands behind a table with a bow wrapped around it.]]
/ Cat: A tennis table. / Girl: A tennis table?
/ Cat: For table tennis! / Girl: Ping-pong?
/ Cat: Table tennis. / Girl: Ping-pong.
/ Cat: Table tennis! / Girl: Not everything is named for its relationship to tennis.
/ Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=432 |
| The Not as Good Part of Valor | [[Girl sits at a desk by a window reading a book.]] / [[Cat approaches holding a sandwich.]] / Cat: Studying?
/ Girl: Yup. / [[Girl holds a book sideways. A centerfold cascades down. Cat and Girl are shocked.]] / Cat: Studying what?
/ Girl: Indiscrete math. http://catandgirl.com/?p=434 |
| Multiplex | [[Cat and Girl walk past the "Self Help" section in a book store. A sign reads "Help Yourself."]]
/ Girl: Does everyone have a complex?
/ Cat: I know I do! / [[Cat and Girl walk outside.]]
/ Cat: It's an Oedipus complex.
/ Girl: Oedipus? / Girl: You hate your father and desire your mother?
/ Cat: O no no / Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=436 |
| Unforgivable Acts | Cat: You won't say it with me?
/ Girl: No! / Cat: But it's the truth.
/ Girl: That and forty ounces of Olde English will get you kicked out of the mall. / Cat: I'm saying it anyway.
/ Girl: Go right ahead! / Cat: I. Hate. Bush. / Girl: Who. Cares.
/ Cat: Bush is evil! / Girl: Everyone hates Bush now. / Girl:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=438 |
| Nighthawks | [[Girl and Grrrl enter a diner.]]
/ Girl: Why do you think they call it Denny's? / Grrrl: Dennis Hopper.
/ Girl: Yeah? / [[They sit at a booth.]]
/ Grrrl: I'm pretty sure they named it after Dennis Hopper. / Girl: Another outsider silenced by mainstream approval. / Girl: Obligatory example one - Travis... http://catandgirl.com/?p=440 |
| Club Sports | [[Girl is sitting at a computer.]]
/ Cat: They said I couldn't go back. / Girl: What?
/ Cat: The Future Corpses of America. They kicked me out! / Girl: They can do that?
/ Cat: "Fire Extinguishers are not toys." Like hell they're not! / Girl: Were they mean?
/ Cat: Well I guess they can't try to kill... http://catandgirl.com/?p=442 |
| If You Can't Take the Heat | [[Girl and Grrrl sit at a table playing dominoes.]]
/ < http://catandgirl.com/?p=444 |
| The Lame Game | Cat: Cat Cereal! / [[Cat holds a small slip of paper.]]
/ Girl: What?
/ Cat: That's my witness protection program name. Cat Cereal! / Girl: Let me see that.
/ Cat: It was at the bottom of my box of Cocoa Krispies. / Girl: "Witness Protection Program Name = [Your First Name] + [The first thing you see]"
/ Cat:... http://catandgirl.com/?p=446 |
| Kiss Me, I'm... | [[Girl is playing with a paddle ball. Boy has a baseball mitt on his hand.]]
/ Boy: It must be nice to have a distinct ethnic background.
/ < http://catandgirl.com/?p=448 |
| Books | [[Two Dorothys stand side by side.]]
/ Dorothy: So yesterday -
/ Dorothy: So what yesterday? / Dorothy: So yesterday I was going to check over the Donation Derby book one last time before sending it to the printer.
/ Dorothy: Uh oh. / Dorothy: And the file was just gone. All the reworked derby cartoons... http://catandgirl.com/?p=450 |
| Time-Life | [[Girl beams, showing off her teeth.]]
/ Cat: What a beautiful smile! / Girl: I waited for three hours at the Dentist's office today. / Cat: And what lovely magazines they must have!
/ Girl: New York just makes me hate New York. People just makes me hate - you know. / Cat: And now you can eat all the... http://catandgirl.com/?p=452 |
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| Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' | [[Gavrilo Princip paces in a dark room lit by a single candle.]]
/ Princip: I'll show them - I'll show them - / Princip: Too weak to join the army huh? / Princip: Too weak - I'll show them - weak - I'll / Princip: I'll / Bad Decision Dinosaur: ASSASSINATE ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND
/ Princip: I'll assassinate... http://catandgirl.com/?p=456 |
| Crazy Talk | [[An owl sits on a tree branch outside a house. Girl is visible through the window.]]
/ Owl: HOO / [[Inside, Girl is carrying books.]]
/ Girl: Who? / [[Girl goes into the kitchen. Cat has his hand in a cookie jar.]]
/ Girl: Who is a brick house?
/ Cat: Monticello? / [[Cat gets a cookie.]] / Girl: I will... http://catandgirl.com/?p=458 |
| Trivia | Grrrl: Facts - figures - biological classifications. / Grrrl: A tourette's of the inane. / Grrrl: Too many words obscuring the truth like a swarm of bees obscures the hive. / Grrrl: But I can't stop myself.
/ Girl: Try drinking a glass of water upside down.
/ [[Girl hands Grrrl a glass of water.]] / [[Grrrl... http://catandgirl.com/?p=460 |
| Opposite Day | [[Girl sits at a table reading a book. Cat wears a party hat and waves his arms.]]
/ Cat: Happy birthday! / Girl: It's not my birthday.
/ Cat: Happy reverse birthday! / Girl: It's not my
/ [[Cat turns the hat on his head upside-down.]]
/ Cat: One year younger! / [[Cat blows a noisemaker.]]
/ Cat: < http://catandgirl.com/?p=462 |
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