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Pajama Party in a Haunted Hive [[Pitch black]] / [[Pair of eyes open]] Girl: I can't sleep. / [[Another pair of eyes open]] Cat: I haven't slept since Tuesday. / Girl: I'm worried-- / Cat: Or last Tuesday. It was a Tuesday in March. / Girl: Life is meaningless [[frowns]] / Cat: Now all the colors are brighter - and my ideas sound better / Girl: I used to be smart - now I'm clever / Cat: I pity the sleepers - and their sorry need / Girl: I used to listen - now I nod - I used to care / Cat: Free from sleep - we enter a higher state of being - our thoughts made manifest in the world-- / Girl: In the darkness houses creak and train whistles blow / Girl: And our worries take on corporeal forms- / Cat: My hands are - mittens / Cat: <>> / [[Girl is attacked by an international army comprised solely of bees]] / <> / Girl: Ow - help!
Gravedigger Blues [[A clod of dirt flies out of a grave.]] / <> / Voice: Is it a SECRET? / Voice: It's a / Voice: It's an arrowhead. / Voice: The secrets must be buried deeper. / [[Girl is digging while Cat reads a map.]] / Cat: Deep dark secrets - deep personal secrets / <> / Cat: HA! / [[He opens a chest.]] / <> / Cat and Girl: EWWWWWWW
Cast a Shadow [[Cat and Girl strolling outside, Cat holding phone ]] / Girl: What if we ARE in a cave- / Girl: And everything we see and experience / Girl: Is just SHADOWS of the REAL THING / Cat: We need a vacation / Girl: {{ shaded }} or / Girl: {{ heavy shading }} GASP / Girl: What if WE'RE the real thing / Girl: And there are people stuck in that cave! / Cat: Somewhere scenic / Girl: WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM! / Cat: The bathroom mirror! / Girl: -Is scenic? / Cat: People are always taking their pictures in it!
Bonfire <> / [[Girl takes her photo in the bathroom mirror]] / <> / [[On the other side of the mirror, a dark Girl covered in blood does the same.]] / <> / [[Girl takes her photo.]] / <> / [[Bloody Girl takes her own photo.]] / Cat: And one for the Christmas card! / <> / [[Bloody Girl is surrounded by a flock of dark birds.]]
T.V. Girl [[Cat and Girl watch television.]] / Girl: We've learned to be watched / Girl: We exists not to do but to be observed doing / Girl: When everything's recorded we act for the recording / Girl: When every thought has an audience you think for the audience! / [[Girls' voice is obscured by static]] / <> / [[Bloody Girl bangs on her television set]] / <> / [[Cat and Girl come back into focus]] / [[Bloody Girl sits back down to enjoy her show.]] / Girl: - real self. / Cat: PTTTB
 
Playhouse [[Cat and Girl are hiding behind some bushes.]] / Girl: Does the world exist only in our observation of it - or do we exist only as observed by the world? / Cat: So should we WATCH TV - or BE on TV? / Girl: Are we the photographer or the photographed? / Cat: To ACT is to LIVE / Girl: To observe is to understand. / Cat: Understanding is overrated / Girl: Every life is a collaboration / Cat: There's a reason Mass was in Latin / Girl: Between how-it-is-lived and how-it-is-seen / Cat: And don't THINK there's not a book about you! / [[Exhaustion.]] / Girl: I hope someone can see this. / Cat: I can't see anyone.
Cat and Girl ? Archive ? Ponytail Girl: What's up?
Apologies [[Girl is angry.]] / Cat: I got you a CARD / [[Girl holds the card.]] / Girl: "People do terrible things to one another." / <> / Girl: "Surprise." / [[She looks up.]] / [[She looks angry.]] / Girl: I WASN'T SURPRISED.
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Peak Nostalgia Production Girl: Everything old is new again - / Cat: Anything new can look old! / Girl: Polaroid apps / Cat: Civil War reenactments / Girl: Retro Soul / Cat: Soul music is back! / Girl: Retro swing is back - same suits - new referents / Cat: Using our NEW technologies to perfectly recreate the past / Girl: There's no such THING as a perfect recreation! / Girl: And the flaws that appear in our recreation of the past will in retrospect come to DEFINE our PRESENT / Cat: What if we run out of past to appropriate / Girl: Objectifying foreign cultures - or different socioeconomic groups / Cat: You can't spell appropriate without appropriate. / Girl: But we're ALWAYS making more past / Girl: We'll run out of future first.
 
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Apostles Girl: I can't believe that there's anything out there / Cat: Then the WORLD is what's important. / Girl: I don't believe in the world. / Cat: You BELIEVE in your COUNTRY. / [[Cat waves a flag.]] / Girl: I don't believe in my country! / Cat: So your subculture gives meaning - / Girl: I don't believe in ANY subculture. / Cat: You believe in your FRIENDS. / Girl: I do NOT! / Cat: So the SELF is what's important? / Girl: I don't believe in the importance of the self! / Cat: All we have are moments. / Girl: Moments are meaningless / Cat: Just protons and electrons spinning in space. / Girl: Electrons are moralistic claptrap.
Cat and Girl ? Archive ? March to the See [[bright...]] / Girl: There's no point in being smart. / [[...with clouds gathering...]] / Girl: There's no point in being clever. / Grrrl: Good! / Girl: There's no point in being right. / Grrrl: Nothing obscures the truth like fact. / Girl: Like a bon mot to a flame. / Grrl: There's no point in being clever! / Girl: There's no point in creativity / Grrrl: 1 percent inspiration / Girl: 99% self-preservation / [[... to darkness]] / Girl: And we're supposed to find Happiness on this march to nowhere? / Grrrl: There's no Exuberance in my Irrationality / Girl: If it's pointless to be right / Girl: to do right / Girl: to mean well / Girl: to Care / Grrrl: We make up our own point / Grrrl: pretend it's important / Grrrl: and march on! / [[with banner]] / Grrrl: God / Grrrl: Money / Grrrl: Ego / Grrrl: Food / [[out panel]] / Girl: the welfare of others / Grrrl: be realistic
Conservation of Matter Girl: I don't want an NPR tote bag. / Girl: I don't want my photograph taken on a roller coaster / Girl: and I don't want the typed instructions of a conceptual art piece calling itself the work! / Cat: Birthdays will be tough this year. / Girl: Why does every value and experience have to be interpreted through objects? You can like something without buying the tee shirt! / Cat: To hold it - / Girl: Consumer culture is built on objects that stand in for the things we hold important - for the values we WANT to hold - / Girl: The commemorative mug, the childhood toy, the pernicious object-hood of value / Cat: Christmas will be a challenge - again / Girl: and when value leaves the object / Cat: Estate sale! / Girl: the saddest words in American English. / Girl: But if we destroy the object and release its values / Cat: I Dream of Jeannie ended that way - or was it Bikini atoll -
 
Conversation of Matter [[Conservation of Matter drawing, ripped to pieces]]
Main Street Girl: TV - or movies? / Cat: Is that a riddle? / Girl: movies end / Cat: Can I win a magic apple? / Girl: but television - RETURNS. / Cat: I'll share it with my magic horse? / Girl: It's a reason to keep going - an appointment - a RELATIONSHIP / Girl: A CHOICE - of one way communication / Cat: I'm sorry Pokey / Girl: of watching fictional strangers instead of real life interactions / Cat: You can only disappoint a magic horse so many times / Girl: With our NEIGHBORS and COMMUNITY / Cat: Et tu modern world / [[They worry]] / Cat: Don't we hate those people?
Destiny's Child Girl: Bills, bills, bills. / Girl: Everyone wants to be real. / Cat: Gates, Clinton, Cosby. / Cat: Hickok, Buffalo. / Girl: I want to be fake. / Cat: - Bo Baggins, - The Cat. / Girl: We shouldn't have to match our ideals to our biography. / Girl: Or disappear into the minutiae of everyday life. / Cat: Electric, phone, gas. / Girl: When there's even the smallest chance of possibility. / Cat: Barty!
Begins with a Single Misstep [[Girl and Cat stand behind a suitcase and a duffel bag.]] / Girl: Everything we love goes away - / Girl: so I packed your bags / Girl: and made you some sandwiches. / [[Girl hands Cat a small paper bag.]] / Cat: What if you're the one who goes away? / [[Both Cat and Girl look at the luggage.]] / Girl: I guess I'll be wearing your clothes. / [[Cat is eating one of the sandwiches from the paper bag.]]
The View From Here [[Cat and Girl are in a boat. Girl bails water.]] / <> / [[Cat smokes his pipe.]] / <> / [[Girl is sweating.]] / Girl: We'll never GET there like THIS! / [[Cat looks in the bucket.]] / [[He puts the bucket on his head.]] / [[Darkness.]] / Cat: Right now I'm anywhere I want to be. / Girl: Take me with you.
 
Bottle Episode [[Beatnik Vampire is increasingly surrounded by beer cans.]] / [[Grrrl is increasingly surrounded by records.]] / Girl: We're ALL in bottles / Girl: bottles we made ourselves / Girl: to insulate us from the world / Girl: and from each other. / [[Cat is inside a giant bottle.]] / Cat: Have you seen my ship?
Google Translate Girl: People say "borrow" when they mean have. / Girl: When they mean "borrow" they say "see" / Girl: Words can be so ambiguous. / Girl: So I'm being buried with all of my stuff. / [[Girl leaves.]] / Cat: We should finish watching "The Wire" first!
In Lieu of Donations Send Flowers Girl: Privacy is DEAD. / Cat: How did it die? / Girl: That's all ANYBODY asks! / Girl: We spend years living - and just minutes dying - / Girl: and all anybody wants to know is - how did they die - how did they die / Girl: Hoping for an answer we can misinterpret as THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME. / Cat: So how did it die? / Girl: No one will tell me!
A Night at the Opera [[Cat sits in front of the TV, watch out, anticipating]] Cat: Ready...ready... / Cat: Hooray! / [[Cat and Girl sit on the couch in front of the TV]] Cat: TV is classy now! / Girl: Already? / Cat: So I guess I'm classy now / Girl: I guess anything gets classy if you wait long enough- / Cat: All my life I've wanted to be classy! / Girl: Opera, burlesque, wine... / Girl: Made for the masses and taken up by the elite once the masses lose interest. / Girl: Shakespeare novels, black and white movies, / Cat: Sssh... / Girl: Nothing legitimizes like distance. / Cat: My soap is on!
Contentment Provider [[Bad Decision Dinosaur sees a sign...]] / {{FREE LUNCH}} / [[He stuffs hot dogs in his mouth.]] / [[He gorges on the muck from buckets labeled "More."]] / [[Mayonnaise runs down his face.]] / Bad Decision Dinosaur: OOOOOOOOOOO / Offscreen Voice: FREE DINNER / Bad Decision Dinosaur: YESSSS
 
I want to be forgotten but not too soon Cat: I want to be FAMOUS / Girl: I want to be important / Girl: Famous is like important but for stupid things / Cat: Important is like famous but nobody cares! / Cat: Now you can pretend that people care what you think! / Girl: Now you can pretend that people care who you are! / Cat and Girl: Now you can think you're better than me! / [[They turn away from each other.]] / Cat and Girl: I thought I - / [[They get further away.]]
Soft Shelled Crabs Girl: Any pose held too long calcifies. / Cat: Garbage kept too long becomes history. / Girl: A belief believed too long becomes dogma. / Cat: An opinion said too much becomes fact. / Girl: Any expression held too long will harden into a mask. / Cat: Apple juice left too long becomes vinegar. / [[Cat pours gasoline on to the ground.]] / Girl: And who is the REAL us / Cat: Memories kept too long become vendettas. / Girl: That hard exterior or the soft uncertain self we keep beneath it? / [[Cat lights a match]] / Cat: Goodbye storage unit!
Everybody Else [[In the background is a supermarket shelf stocked with coffee.]] / Girl: What did people do before stores played music? / Cat: They didn't dance in stores? / [[Hot dogs.]] / Girl: Before stores had cameras everywhere. / Cat: They weren't recorded dancing! / [[Peppers.]] / Cat and Girl: It's a two way street! / [[Floor.]] / Girl: You're either being oppressed by the audio and video spectacle of constant information / Cat: I don't know WHO songs this song / [[Movie poster.]] / Girl: or made a PARTICIPANT in it / Cat: or who is in that movie / [[Ads.]] / Cat: but I know my I am - so in MY book - I'm FAMOUS. / [[Building exterior.]] / [[Tree.]] / Girl: EVERYBODY has a book.
New is the New Old Cat: BOOOOO / Cat: Authority - Boo / Girl: Disorganized self-interest is the new authority / Cat: What was the old authority? / Girl: Moral certitude / Girl: And disorganized self-interest. / Girl: And television. / Cat: Television is the new morality play? / Cat: Computers are the new televisions. / Girl: Old televisions are the new used mattresses? / Girl: Hating people who say they don't have a television is the new saying you don't have a television! / Cat: An exasperating refusal to make value judgements is the new exasperating snobbery. / Girl: Hm!
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