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| Two Lumps | [[The boys are sitting in front of the couch. Scattered around are a suitcase, a cardboard box labeled "SWAG", and a purse.]]
/ Ebenezer: Wow. Mom went from door to bedroom in 15 seconds. That must have been some convention.
/ Snooch: I LACK PETTINS. / Ebenezer: Agreed. I'll find the most expensive... http://twolumps.net/d/20100609.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Supertitle: With apologies to Chris Onstad]] / [[Snooch and the goldfish bowl.]]
/ Snooch: Angryfish, what is the angriest thing? / [[Closeup on the fish.]]
/ Fish: SOCIALISTS! / Snooch: That doesn't make sense.
/ Fish: NAZI! http://twolumps.net/d/20100611.html |
| Two Lumps | Ebenezer: So, Angry Fish, you have a real name?
/ Fish: YUP. NAME'S ARCHIE.
/ Ebenezer: Oh really? / Fish: YEAH, YEAH. "IF YOU'RE ARCHIE, WHERE'S JUGHEAD?" I'VE HEARD IT.
/ Ebenezer: I wasn't going to ask that. / Snooch (from off-panel): BENNEH! AH GOT MAH TUNG THTUCK ONNA ITHE MAKER AGIN!
/ Ebenezer:... http://twolumps.net/d/20100614.html |
| Two Lumps | Snooch: Mom's birthday! Woo-hoo, party time!
/ Ebenezer: You did remember to get her something, right? / Snooch: Of course!
/ Ebenezer: Not a roach again?
/ Snooch: No way! I got everything offa her Amazon list!
/ Ebenezer: Oh? How? / Snooch: That's the best part! I just hit this little "one-click order"... http://twolumps.net/d/20100616.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100618.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100618.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100621.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100621.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer is walking in. Snooch is sitting in front of the television set, looking very disgruntled.]]
/ Ebenezer: Sup?
/ Snooch: I HATE BEES!
/ Ebenezer: Well that's dandy. / Snooch (walking away): The TV says that BEES have been PEEING on GOLD and KILLING the FISH and MEXICO and that SUCKS because... http://twolumps.net/d/20100623.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100625.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100625.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100628.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100628.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100630.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100630.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100702.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100702.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100705.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100705.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer is looking at Mom, who is sitting in a chair in front of the computer with her hands clenched]]
/ Mom: C'monnnn... beta key! Beta key. Beta beta beta key. Beta key. Beta key. Beta beta beta key! / [[Mom now has her hands spread in frustration]]
/ Mom: Lemme in to the next wave! Forsaken clawin'... http://twolumps.net/d/20100707.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100709.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100709.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is sitting blindfolded. The blindfold has a kanji on it. The background is a photo of a field with several hay bales, bright blue sky.]]
/ Snooch: Frying summer heat. / [[Background behind Snooch is now of a gray and red cloudy sky]]
/ Snooch: Sun scorches all to ashes. / [[Snooch is at home,... http://twolumps.net/d/20100712.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is lying on the floor, clutching a bottle of tequila, surrounded by used lemon wedges. He's wall-eyed, and little bubbles are rising from his head.]]
/ Snooch: *hic* / [[Enter Ebenezer.]]
/ Ebenezer: Great elephants. That's not how the saying goes, Snooch.
/ Snooch: Buh...bull#%!& it ain't. / Ebenezer:... http://twolumps.net/d/20100714.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch and Ebenezer are sitting, a bowl of gooshyfood between them. Snooch has his right paw raised over the bowl, his eyes rolling upward]]
/ Snooch: DURR HURR, I AM A ZOMBIE... BRAINS... HURR DURR...
/ Eben: Oh for Pete's sake, Snooch, even movie zombies don't say "durr hurr." / [[Both look down at... http://twolumps.net/d/20100716.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100719.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100719.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Two Lumps | [[In the living room, Ebenezer approaches Snooch, who is looking at an open suitcase]]
/ Snooch: Dangit, Mom's leaving again! Didn't we pee enough the last time?
/ Eben: Urine scent, like memory, fades with time, flabhopper. / Snooch: Fine! Then I'm-a go party too!
/ Eben: This is the largest comics and... http://twolumps.net/d/20100721.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100723.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100723.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100726.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100726.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100728.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100728.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Two Lumps | [[Eben sitting on couch. Snooch walks in.]]
/ Eben: Why the stupid face, chunkerbutt?
/ Snooch: Mom's goin' to some weird restaurant tonight where the women are half naked. / [[Thoughtful inset of Eben thinking]] / [[Eben is now doing a palm plant on his face with his paw. Snooch is now laying on... http://twolumps.net/d/20100730.html |
| Two Lumps | Snooch: Huh.
/ Ebenezer: What. / Snooch: The dude in this book is neither Scottish, nor a pilgrim. / Snooch: It's still good. I just expected kilts and buckle shoes. http://twolumps.net/d/20100802.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100804.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100804.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100806.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100806.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100809.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100809.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100811.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100811.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20100813.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20100813.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Two Lumps | [[Both cats are snoozing on the couch. Snootch is on the left, facing the back of the sofa. Eben is on the right, facing into the room.]]
/ Snootch: Hey, Benny, What happens to zombies who bite their nails? / [[Zoom in on Eben with his eye open now.]] / [[Snootch is still lounging on the couch.]]
/ Snootch:... http://twolumps.net/d/20100816.html |
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