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| Two Lumps | [[Scooch is wide-eyed, Ebenezer is not looking at him]]
/ Scooch: So you're saying vampire bats don't attack people.
/ Ebenezer: No, they mostly suck blood from farm animals, such as pigs. / [[Scooch's eyes open even wider, Ebenezer looks back over his shoulder]]
/ Scooch: DUDE.
/ Ebenezer: Yes. Hollywood... http://twolumps.net/d/20100818.html |
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| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is looking at a fireplace]]
/ Snooch: Hey! The Bird-Window-Fire-Door is open! Mom must have cleaned it out! / [[Looking down at Snooch as he looks up the chimney]]
/ Snooch: DOOD! I can see up it! There's another door, and it's open too! This must be where Santa comes down to give us birds! / [[Snooch's... http://twolumps.net/d/20100924.html |
| Two Lumps | Eben: Holy Ganesh's Hairpiece! How'd you get in the chimney flue?!
/ Snooch: I climbed! Claws're cool! / Eben: And made of load-bearing titanium, apparently. Dare I ask WHY?
/ Snooch: I fig'red if Santa can fit, so can I. And now I'm gonna wait an' ham-bush him! / Eben: Two problems with your plan. One:... http://twolumps.net/d/20100927.html |
| Two Lumps | Eben: Hey, isn't it a bit warm up there?
/ Snooch: Nope! Shade is cool an' stuff! PBS sez so! / Eben: Welp, it's just about dinnertime.
/ Snooch: I, uh, ate a big breakfast. I'm good. / Eben: You're stuck, aren't you?
/ Snooch: I TOTALLY MEANT TO DO THIS SHUT UP. http://twolumps.net/d/20100929.html |
| Two Lumps | [[The Inside of the Chimney, Snooch's eye view. Eben is gazing up at 'us' sardonically.]]
/ Ebenezer: OK. You're gonna need to take a deep breath and suck your gut in as hard as you can.
/ Snooch: But I'll fall! An' it'll hurt!
/ Ebenezer: More than starving to death?
/ Snooch: ...Point. / Ebenezer: OK,... http://twolumps.net/d/20101001.html |
| Two Lumps | Snooch: THERE IS NOOOOOOOOOO NUMBER SIX! / Snooch: Which means instead of having to chip off the top layer and re-patch it, I have to tear up and re-pour half the sidewalk.
/ Snooch: You! Entlings! Evicted! I mean it this time! / Snooch: Cue 8 people going : o_o
/ Snooch: Is that my toothpaste? / Artist's... http://twolumps.net/d/20101004.html |
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| Two Lumps | [[Benny and Snooch are sitting on the couch, Mom is walking around talking on the phone]]
/ Mom: What? I thought the meeting was in an hour! OK, I'm on my way, I'll grab food in the car.
/ Snooch: Mom shouldn't do that!
/ Benny: Have morning meetings? / [[Zoomed into Benny and Snooch]]
/ Snooch: Eatin'... http://twolumps.net/d/20101011.html |
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| Two Lumps | [[The paranoid angry fish in his bowl is in frame]]
/ Fish: SOCIALIST ACTIVIST NAZI HIGH COURT JUDGES!!! / [[Zoomed out, Benny is in frame]]
/ Benny: You raged?
/ Fish: FEDERAL JUDGES! COMMIE ACTIVISTS, THE LOT OF 'EM! / Benny: So which way do you side on, say, Roe Vs. Wade?
/ Fish: NEITHER! THE WATER... http://twolumps.net/d/20101015.html |
| Two Lumps | [[In the kitchen.]]
/ "Mom": What, did I forget to feed you this morning? *cough cough*
/ Snooch: YOU TOTALLY DID!
/ Ebenezer: Indeed! We're tempted to call the SPCA! Make with the gooshy! / "Mom": If that's so, how come the new case of gooshyfood is open and two cans are missing, hmm?
/ Ebenezer (taken... http://twolumps.net/d/20101018.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is looking at a catalog]]
/ Snooch: DUUUUUUUUUUDE!
/ Ebenezer: Found a recipe for soylent green?
/ Snooch: I'm gonna be a witch's cat! / Ebenezer: Congrats. That sets a new low for Laziest Halloween Costume.
/ Snooch: Not just for Halloween! For REALS! / Ebenezer: Witches don't actually live in... http://twolumps.net/d/20101020.html |
| Two Lumps | THE ADVENTURES OF DR. EBENEZER VON MOUSTACHIO AND CAPTAIN "SNOOCH" McMONOCLE
/ Chapter 44: Hot on the Heels of Hermes / [[Steampunk airship flying above steam locomotive]]
/ Captain Snooch: Doctor! The orgone engines are nearly depleted!
/ Dr. Ebenezer: Nevertheless, we must follow Baron Twogogglehat's... http://twolumps.net/d/20101022.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch looks at Archie]]
/ Snooch: Hey Archie! What's up?
/ Archie: SPREAD THE WORD, SOLDIER! IT'S A BUM RAP!
/ Snooch: Really? Cool! / Archie: WE GOTTA WATCH OUR BACKS! ASSAULT CAN COME FROM ANY DIRECTION! / [[Snooch is dressed like a rapper]]
/ Snooch: WORD TO YER MOM, MA FIZZLE!
/ Archie: ONE WORD... http://twolumps.net/d/20101025.html |
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