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| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is sitting in front of a television, looking frightened.]]
/ Television: ...bottom of the eighth, Giants leading 2-zero...
/ Snooch: They're... they're everywhere. / [[Ebenezer enters.]]
/ Ebenezer: Since when are you a Rangers fan?
/ Snooch: Ain't rearrangin'. It's baseball, and the stadium is... http://twolumps.net/d/20101029.html |
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| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer and Snooch are on the couch, and Snooch is wearing a cape]]
/ Ebenezer: Did the sugar coma wipe your memory again? Halloween was last week.
/ Snooch: I just figgered out I'm a vampire! / Ebenezer: Rolling in glitter doesn't make you a vampire, Snooch.
/ Snooch: Nuh uh! I gots the vampire teefs!... http://twolumps.net/d/20101105.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is looking at the fish tank, which is empty]]
/ Snooch: Benny! I think the fish is gone! / [[Archie peeks out from inside his castle, looking angry]]
/ Archie: I'M RIGHT HERE, YA JERK.
/ Snooch: Oh. Never mind!
/ Archie: GET OUTTA MY NOSE! / Archie: MAN, CAN'T EVEN WATCH THE O'REILLY FACTOR IN... http://twolumps.net/d/20101108.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Mom yelling off-panel]]
/ Mom: @#$%&%*!
/ [[Snooch and Ebenezer are bug-eyed and bushy-tailed in front of the couch]]
/ Snooch: Whoa!
/ Ebenezer: Holy Demeter's Scrub Brush! Hide! / [[Mom walks by, Snooch and Ebenezer hide behind the couch]]
/ Mom: #%^*)#$@!!
/ Snooch: Man, she's honked off!
/ Ebenezer:... http://twolumps.net/d/20101110.html |
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| Two Lumps | Ebenezer: What's up, butter nugget? / Snooch: Humans sometimes poop on each other. / Ebenezer: What? / Snooch: I saw a dirty movie on the computer. / Ebenezer: Ah. Yes, some humans are pretty depraved. / Snooch: So I'm thinking Mom should meet a guy who does that. / [[Ebenezer stares]] / Ebenezer:... http://twolumps.net/d/20101115.html |
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| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is looking up the chimney intently]] / [[Ebenezer approaches]]
/ Ebenezer: You do know that only works for Christmas.
/ Snooch: SSSH! / Ebenezer: Nobody comes down the chimney with a sack of turkeys on Thanksgiving Eve.
/ Snooch: SHUDDUP! THEY WILL BE MINE! http://twolumps.net/d/20101124.html |
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| Two Lumps | [[Snooch looks happy]]
/ Snooch: There! All done!
/ Ebenezer: With what, Puffenstuff?
/ Snooch: Christmas presents! / Ebenezer: That was fast!
/ Snooch: Well, the TV said to give what we love most. So I wrapped 'em up an' hid 'em!
/ [[Snooch is walking away]]
/ Ebenezer: I'm certainly impressed. / Ebenezer:... http://twolumps.net/d/20101129.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is wearing a Japanese headband over his eyes, reciting a haiku]]
/ Snooch: Dark winter days loom. / Snooch: Ritual must be observed. / [[Now Snooch is also wearing a Santa hat]]
/ Snooch: Bring forth the eggnog! http://twolumps.net/d/20101201.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Mom walks by, talking on the phone]]
/ Mom: You spent HOW much to weatherproof your doors? That's crazy! Me? I just smear Bengay along the doorjamb. Lasts all winter!
/ [[Ebenezer looks at her]]
/ Ebenezer: Hogwash! / Ebenezer: An old wives' tale! Menthol has no insulating properties whatsoever. I thought... http://twolumps.net/d/20101203.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer looks at Archie]]
/ Ebenezer: Why the blazes are you yelling about the holidays in here?
/ Archie: DAG NABBIT! THAT'S THE PROBLEM! IT'S CHRISTMAS, DON'T YOU KNOW! / Ebenezer: What about Thanksgiving, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, the Solstice, and New Years Eve?
/ Archie: BAH! JUST CHRISTMAS! CHRIST IS... http://twolumps.net/d/20101206.html |
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| Two Lumps | Eben: Why...WHY the wailing?
/ Snooch: Gifts from the Maggie!
/ Snooch: MEEER / Eben: Idiot-to-English translation engaged. You've got...a bottle of liqueur, The Big Book of Mary Shelley, and...
/ Snooch: Me! Whinin'! / Eben: It's GOLD, FRANKINCENSE, and MYRRH, chestnut-brain.
/ Snooch: But my version... http://twolumps.net/d/20101213.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch and Eben are sitting on a couch, near a Christmas tree.]]
/ Snooch: So, this Jesus guy... why do humans decorate trees for him?
/ Eben: Well, there's some history. First off, his name wasn't "Jesus." That's a phonetic approximation of his probable real name, which was-- / Snooch: Oh, I knew that... http://twolumps.net/d/20101215.html |
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| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer is typing on the computer]]
/ Ebenezer: 'Twas the night before Xmas, and all through the 'nets, / Not a creature was stirring, except for the pets. / Ebenezer: The Feline Resistance was starting a coup, / By hijacking news sites (and a Wish List or two.) / Ebenezer: But what thwarts out dreams... http://twolumps.net/d/20101224.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is sprawled on the floor]]
/ Ebenezer: When what to my wondering eyes should appear, / but an idiot brother who's had too much beer.
/ Snooch: Shut up. / Ebenezer: A little old drunkard so hungover and sick, / I knew in a moment he must be a--
/ Snooch: SHUT UP. / Ebenezer: You have no love for... http://twolumps.net/d/20101227.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://twolumps.net/d/20101229.html">http://twolumps.net/d/20101229.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Two Lumps | THE ADVENTURES OF DR. EBENEZER VON MOUSTACHIO AND CAPTAIN "SNOOCH" McMONOCLE
/ Chapter 88: A Congregation Most Egregious / Baron von Twogogglehat: HA HA HA! WITH THIS INVENTION, I, BARON VON TWOGOGGLEHAT, WILL BE THE ONE TRUE NEUTRODYNE! / Captain Snooch: Lies of a blackguard! I, Captain Snooch McMonocle,... http://twolumps.net/d/20101231.html |
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