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| Two Lumps | [[Snooch walks in frame, mad]]
/ Snooch: Razzum frazzum. Mom stole my ice cubes!
/ Benny: It... IS her icemaker, you know.
/ Snooch: Yeah, but it makes little wimpy cubes! So I dumped extra water in. / [[Benny looks very surprised]]
/ Benny: Tell me you didn't run a hose...
/ Snooch: Nah! I used that big... http://twolumps.net/d/20110316.html |
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| Two Lumps | mom: AGH! i can't believe you guys sprayed in here!
/ eben: That's what she gets for leaving for the weekend.
/ snooch: word! / mom: Couldn't you at least do it somewhere obvious!? The house smells like a 4-room diaper!
/ eben: Where DID you end up spraying, anyway? / mom: I"ve cleaned everything THREE... http://twolumps.net/d/20110330.html |
| Two Lumps | mom: AGH! i can't believe you guys sprayed in here!
/ eben: That's what she gets for leaving for the weekend.
/ snooch: word! / mom: Couldn't you at least do it somewhere obvious!? The house smells like a 4-room diaper!
/ eben: Where DID you end up spraying, anyway? / mom: I"ve cleaned everything THREE... http://twolumps.net/d/20110330.html |
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| Two Lumps (Skynet) | Snooch [[behind couch, only tail showing]]: We're doomed.
/ Eb [[crossing in front of couch]]: Why are you hiding behind the couch? / Eb [[staring behind couch]]: Bast's nipples, you put all the gooshy food behind the couch?
/ Snooch [[still behind couch]]: Last night, Skynet went online. / Eb [[now... http://twolumps.net/d/20110420.html |
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| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer looks at Snooch, who is not visible. Snooch is saying something in Japanese]]
/ Snooch: Ten no sankou ni mi wo atatame, chi no gokoku ni tamashii wo yashinau. / Snooch: Mina kore Honbutsu no jihi nari. Tatoe itteki no mizu, hitotsubu no kome mo kudoku to kouku ni yorazaru koto nashi.
/ [[Ebenezer... http://twolumps.net/d/20110502.html |
| Two Lumps | Eben: Whatcha got, hottentot?
/ Snooch: Mom got this new stuff! It's MEAT! In a bottle! / Eben: The label says "MEAD". It's a wine-like drink made from honey and herbs and rocket-fuel and trapezoids and you're not even listening, are you?
/ Snooch: < http://twolumps.net/d/20110504.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is sitting with a Japanese bandanna over his eyes. 5 Beer bottles are to his right]]
/ Snooch: Beer, beer beer, beer, beer. / [[Now there are 12 bottles to his right]]
/ Snooch: Beer beer beer, beer beer, beer beer. / [[Zoomed in so you only see him, 3 bottles, and the cut-off edge of a bottle.... http://twolumps.net/d/20110506.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is eying a plate of salmon and some eggs, with oogly eyes]] / [[Benny comes in frame]]
/ Benny: That salmon is MOM's dinner, Snooch. Our salmon dinner will be later, from a can of gooshy food. / [[Snooch's eyes go back to normal]] / [[Snooch has gotten back down so just his tail is poking... http://twolumps.net/d/20110509.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is looking at the computer, looks upset]]
/ Snooch: ZOMG! Mother's Day was LAST Sunday? I forgot to give her her gift!
/ Ebenezer: No big deal. She didn't actually give birth to us, you know. / [[Snooch looks angrily at Ebenezer]]
/ Snooch: It's Mom's Day. She's Mom. The End.
/ Ebenezer: OK, OK.... http://twolumps.net/d/20110511.html |
| Two Lumps | Firefly: OK, so: The number 5, he's decided, equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven." Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D. Go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years. Multiply 1,978 by 365.2422 days, the number of days in each solar year. added all this up and... http://twolumps.net/d/20110513.html |
| Two Lumps | THE ADVENTURES OF DR. EBENEZER VON MOUSTACHIO AND CAPTAIN "SNOOCH" McMONOCLE
/ Chapter 151: Dodging the Depths of Dionysus / [[Steampunk airship]]
/ Dr. Ebenezer von Moustachio: Forward the airship!
/ Captain "Snooch" McMonocle: Why's it called an "airship", anyway? It's full of helium, not air. / [[Inside... http://twolumps.net/d/20110516.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch wakes up on the couch next to Ebenezer]]
/ Snooch: WO!
/ Ebenezer: Zzwha?
/ Snooch: Ever had one of those dreams that seemed totally real? / Ebenezer: Ah yes. They can really mess with your head for a while.
/ Snooch: Nah, that's silly!
/ [[Snooch jumps off couch]]
/ Ebenezer: Where're you going? / [[Snooch... http://twolumps.net/d/20110518.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch looks at Ebenezer]]
/ Snooch: So how c'n I tell dreams are messin' with my head?
/ Ebenezer: Watch for something utterly ridiculous, like alien squirrels. / Snooch: So whadda I do when I figg'r it out?
/ Ebenezer: I find that taking another nap helps clear it out. / Next up: Celebrity Extreme... http://twolumps.net/d/20110520.html |
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