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Two Lumps [[Snooch walks in frame, mad]] / Snooch: Razzum frazzum. Mom stole my ice cubes! / Benny: It... IS her icemaker, you know. / Snooch: Yeah, but it makes little wimpy cubes! So I dumped extra water in. / [[Benny looks very surprised]] / Benny: Tell me you didn't run a hose... / Snooch: Nah! I used that big...
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Two Lumps mom: AGH! i can't believe you guys sprayed in here! / eben: That's what she gets for leaving for the weekend. / snooch: word! / mom: Couldn't you at least do it somewhere obvious!? The house smells like a 4-room diaper! / eben: Where DID you end up spraying, anyway? / mom: I"ve cleaned everything THREE...
Two Lumps mom: AGH! i can't believe you guys sprayed in here! / eben: That's what she gets for leaving for the weekend. / snooch: word! / mom: Couldn't you at least do it somewhere obvious!? The house smells like a 4-room diaper! / eben: Where DID you end up spraying, anyway? / mom: I"ve cleaned everything THREE...
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Two Lumps (Skynet) Snooch [[behind couch, only tail showing]]: We're doomed. / Eb [[crossing in front of couch]]: Why are you hiding behind the couch? / Eb [[staring behind couch]]: Bast's nipples, you put all the gooshy food behind the couch? / Snooch [[still behind couch]]: Last night, Skynet went online. / Eb [[now...
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Two Lumps [[Ebenezer looks at Snooch, who is not visible. Snooch is saying something in Japanese]] / Snooch: Ten no sankou ni mi wo atatame, chi no gokoku ni tamashii wo yashinau. / Snooch: Mina kore Honbutsu no jihi nari. Tatoe itteki no mizu, hitotsubu no kome mo kudoku to kouku ni yorazaru koto nashi. / [[Ebenezer...
Two Lumps Eben: Whatcha got, hottentot? / Snooch: Mom got this new stuff! It's MEAT! In a bottle! / Eben: The label says "MEAD". It's a wine-like drink made from honey and herbs and rocket-fuel and trapezoids and you're not even listening, are you? / Snooch: <> / Eben: And what did we learn today? / Snooch:...
Two Lumps [[Snooch is sitting with a Japanese bandanna over his eyes. 5 Beer bottles are to his right]] / Snooch: Beer, beer beer, beer, beer. / [[Now there are 12 bottles to his right]] / Snooch: Beer beer beer, beer beer, beer beer. / [[Zoomed in so you only see him, 3 bottles, and the cut-off edge of a bottle....
Two Lumps [[Snooch is eying a plate of salmon and some eggs, with oogly eyes]] / [[Benny comes in frame]] / Benny: That salmon is MOM's dinner, Snooch. Our salmon dinner will be later, from a can of gooshy food. / [[Snooch's eyes go back to normal]] / [[Snooch has gotten back down so just his tail is poking...
 
Two Lumps [[Snooch is looking at the computer, looks upset]] / Snooch: ZOMG! Mother's Day was LAST Sunday? I forgot to give her her gift! / Ebenezer: No big deal. She didn't actually give birth to us, you know. / [[Snooch looks angrily at Ebenezer]] / Snooch: It's Mom's Day. She's Mom. The End. / Ebenezer: OK, OK....
Two Lumps Firefly: OK, so: The number 5, he's decided, equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven." Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D. Go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years. Multiply 1,978 by 365.2422 days, the number of days in each solar year. added all this up and...
Two Lumps THE ADVENTURES OF DR. EBENEZER VON MOUSTACHIO AND CAPTAIN "SNOOCH" McMONOCLE / Chapter 151: Dodging the Depths of Dionysus / [[Steampunk airship]] / Dr. Ebenezer von Moustachio: Forward the airship! / Captain "Snooch" McMonocle: Why's it called an "airship", anyway? It's full of helium, not air. / [[Inside...
Two Lumps [[Snooch wakes up on the couch next to Ebenezer]] / Snooch: WO! / Ebenezer: Zzwha? / Snooch: Ever had one of those dreams that seemed totally real? / Ebenezer: Ah yes. They can really mess with your head for a while. / Snooch: Nah, that's silly! / [[Snooch jumps off couch]] / Ebenezer: Where're you going? / [[Snooch...
Two Lumps [[Snooch looks at Ebenezer]] / Snooch: So how c'n I tell dreams are messin' with my head? / Ebenezer: Watch for something utterly ridiculous, like alien squirrels. / Snooch: So whadda I do when I figg'r it out? / Ebenezer: I find that taking another nap helps clear it out. / Next up: Celebrity Extreme...
 

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