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Two Lumps [[Ebenezer and Snooch are sitting. Snooch is to the reader's left and looking up with a big smile, Ebenezer is looking away with a sour expression]] / Snooch: Hey, Benny! Wanna play a game? / Ebenezer: I most certainly do not. / Snooch: (looking innocently to his right) I'm thinking of...a mineral. / Ebenezer:...
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Two Lumps And now: Vocabulary with Eben and Snooch / CATSUP / Eben: 'Sup? / CATWALK / [[Eben struts]] / CATHOLIC / [[Eben looks down at Snooch, half-passed out from alcohol]] / Eben: You have a drinking problem. / Snooch: Yeah! I'm outta ice!
Two Lumps [[The simple cat (as opposed to the wise cat) is sitting in an enigmatic pose; a headband with Japanese lettering is tied around his eyes.]] / Warm spring breezes waft / Swirling golden clouds of... wait... / Ew! Tree bukkake!
 
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Two Lumps [[Eben and Snooch are drawn in anime style. And speak in lolcat. The comic is in B&W and gray as usual, except where it's not]] / Eben [[screaming, head surrounded by jagged 'rage' halo and big exclamation mark over head]]: WHY I AM ANIME AGAIN I DO NOT LIKE BEING ANIME / Snooch [[big eyes & smile, pointing...
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