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Two Lumps [[Ebenezer and Snooch are sitting at the sides of a footstool]] / Snooch: Hey Benny! Mom bought a new fuzzy thing! / Ebenezer: Ah, plush velvet. Excellent potential for shedding upon. I approve. / [[Snooch starts rubbing against it]] / Snooch: Oooooo, it's all soft! / Ebenezer: Well, it is a fabric of royalty....
Two Lumps [[Mom sets down a bowl of ice cream in front of Ebeneezer]] / Mom: Oof, I'm too full. Here, Eben, you can have the rest of my ice cream. / Ebeneezer: Excellent! And I can enjoy this sumptuous treat at my leisure as long as-- / [[Ebeneezer starts chowing down fast on the ice cream]] / Snooch: [[off-screen]]...
Two Lumps [[Snooch is reading from a book on the floor] / {{Book text--CAT FACTS: There are tiny, parasitic worms that can live in a cat's stomach. These worms cause frequent vomiting.}} / [[Snooch frowns]] / Snooch: Man, and I LIKED to eat the worm...
Two Lumps [[Bowl full of food is on floor, it's labeled Eben , Eben is staring off to the right]] / [[Close-up of Eben's face now glaring left]] / [[Eben plunges his face in the food, his tail lashing]] / Eben: Gooshy food always falls to the enemy after being outflanked.
Two Lumps [[Ebeneezer is doing some complex geometric formula in his head]] / [[Suddenly, Snooch interrupts, and Ebeneezer looks annoyed]] / Snooch: [[off-screen]] Hey Eben! Lookit meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! / Ebeneezer: Great Bast, now what? / [[Snooch is sitting next to an open bag of potato chips, looking like he's...
 
Two Lumps [[A pair of pants is hanging over the back of a chair. Only Snooch's face is visible at the bottom of one leg, grinning at Ebenezer]] / Snooch: YAAAAA! CATSNAKE ATTACK! / Ebenezer: GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST!!! / Ebenezer: There's no such thing as a catsnake, you twit. / Snooch: Rarr! I am mighty! / Ebenezer:...
Two Lumps [[Closet door is partially open with only one Snooch eyeball and one Ebenezer eyeball showing in the dark]] / Ebenezer: ...so you see, darkness is the feline's natural cover. We blend into the shadows, seamlessly covering even your enormous bulk. / Snooch: Cool! I'm all sneaky-like! / Ebenezer: Next lesson:...
Two Lumps Snooch: Hey Eben, get up! I wanna play! It's morning! C'mon! ...Eben? / <> / Snooch: AAAAAAAUGH! OMG! EBEN! / Eben: That's not me, you dolt. It's shedding season. / Snooch: Oh. I knew that. I did. really. / Eben: *sigh* Guess I'd better tell Guinness to cancel that "World's Largest Intact...
Two Lumps [[Snooch and Ebenezer are just faces and tails floating in front of a printed circuit board. Snooch is sweetly smiling, Ebenezer is frowning]] / Snooch: KAWAII! / Ebenezer: Dammit, not again. / Snooch: Hey, Eben! Why do we look like this? / Ebenezer: Well, when two comic creators love each other very much... / Ebenezer:...
Two Lumps [[Snooch is watching Ebenezer as he walks in front of a footstool]] / Snooch: Eben, I gots a question! / Ebenezer: Stop right there. I am on my way to a nap. / [[Ebenezer stops and looks at Snooch]] / Snooch: But I just need to know... / Ebenezer: Ask yourself: Can this wait? / Snooch: Um. I guess. It'll...
 
Two Lumps [[Snooch and Ebeneezer are in the cat carrier, which is being set down by a woman in a pink and purple dress - the cat-sitter]] / Cat-sitter: Here we are, guys! Your temporary home. / Snooch: <> Huh? Wha? OH MY GOSH, WE'VE BEEN CATNAPPED! / Ebeneezer: No, mom just drugged you before the cat-sitter...
Two Lumps {{2nd in series where Ebenezer and Snooch meet two cats at the catsitter's house}} / [[Snooch is dazed, Ebenezer is looking at third cat with red bow on tail, Nightmare]] / Snooch: OTHER CATS... FREAKING... OUT... / Ebenezer: Ahem. Hey, Snooch, is that a BIRD over there? / [[Snooch and fourth cat run away]] / Snooch:...
Two Lumps {{3rd in series where Ebenezer and Snooch meet two cats at the catsitter's house}} / [[Snooch and Moon are looking out a window at a bird on a branch]] / Snooch and Moon, together: BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. BIRD. / Moon: Would you lick that...
Two Lumps {{4th in series where Ebenezer and Snooch meet two cats at the catsitter's house}} / [[Snooch and Moon are outside, with two trees and a hammock]] / Snooch: Awww. No bird. / Moon: Yeah, but there's a hammock! / [[Both jump in hammock]] / Snooch: What's a ham-mick? / Moon: Its a big comfy swingy thing where...
Two Lumps Snooch: So what's your name? / Moon: M-O-O-N! That spells MOON! / Snooch: YOU CAN SPELL? / Moon: A little! / Snooch: Can you spell "gooshyfood"? / Moon: I know it starts with GUH and has teh Oooo in it! / Snooch: See anything with a GUH and a Oooo? / Moon: Guh... Ell... Oooo... Eeeee... / Snooch: PERFECT!...
 
Two Lumps Ebenezer: So does this vision of loveliness have a name? / Nightmare: Nightmare. As in "your worst." / Ebenezer: Feisty! / Ebenezer: I am Ebenezer, scholar extraordinaire, cassanova of cats, future ruler of all-- / Nightmare: Say, are those squishypaws nail caps you're wearing? I hear they're very chic. / Ebenezer:...
Two Lumps {{7th in series where Ebenezer and Snooch meet two cats, Nightmare and Moon, at the catsitter's house}} / [[Snooch and Moon are tumbling out of a cupboard, covered in glue and stuck together]] / Moon: So... whadda we do now? / Snooch: Hey! It's Eben! He'll help us get down! / Moon: You sure? He seems, well,...
Two Lumps {{8th in series where Ebenezer and Snooch meet two cats, Nightmare and Moon, at the catsitter's house}} / [[Ebenezer is sitting]] / Moon off panel: AAAAAGH!!!!!!!!! / Snooch off panel: AAAAAGH!!!!!!!!! / Ebenezer: Urgh, that sounds painful... I don't know what Nightmare's up to, but I don't think I want...
Two Lumps {{9th and final in series where Ebenezer and Snooch meet two cats, Nightmare and Moon, at the catsitter's house}} / [[Ebenezer and Nightmare are looking at the catsitter holding a pet carrier]] / Sitter: ...so the vet says he can get the glue off. Yeah, I'll bring Eben when I bring them in... / Nightmare:...
Two Lumps: Meerkats Snooch: Benny! Come quick! We're gonna be on TELEVISION!!! / Ebenezer: Come again? / Ebenezer: Bloody paparazzi. Who is it? CNN? MSNBC? BBC1? / Snooch: Nope, it's the Nature Channel Showy Thing! / Ebenezer: What in the... / Ebenezer: This is a special on "meerkats", you dope. / Snooch: I been practicin'...
 
Two Lumps [[Snooch is sitting on a chair, looking annoyed at the off-screen Ebeneezer]] / Snooch: Benny, I'm hungry. Can we get a pizza? / Ebenezer: They refuse to deliver here any more. Besides, there's plenty of diet kibble left. / Snooch: YUCK. / [[Snooch starts to climb to the top of the backrest]] / Ebenezer:...
Two Lumps [[Snooch is sitting on a chair, looking annoyed at the off-screen Ebeneezer]] / Snooch: Benny, I'm hungry. Can we get a pizza? / Ebenezer: They refuse to deliver here any more. Besides, there's plenty of diet kibble left. / Snooch: YUCK. / [[Snooch starts to climb to the top of the backrest]] / Ebenezer:...
Two Lumps Snooch: Stupid ol' chair. I'm gettin' a snack anyway! / Ebenezer: I'd love to see how you're going to open the can when you can't even manage the cupboard. / Snooch: I just can't reach the door from down there. I can open it from the top! / Ebenezer: That makes no sense at all, you loaf. According...
Two Lumps [[The cats are sitting behing a table covered with pink and blue party hats and decorations]] / Snooch: So the party's gonna be soon? / Ebenezer: From the way Mom's rushing about, I'd say so. She's going all-out for this birthday. / Snooch: How come? / Ebenezer: I have no idea. She not even five in cat...
Two Lumps [[Ebenezer and Snooch are playing chess]] / Ebenezer: Checkmate. / Snooch: YAY! / Ebenezer: I must admit, Snooch, you're getting better. You actually took two of my pawns and a bishop this time. / Ebenezer: Now, let's reset the board and try again. Can I have my pieces back? / Snooch: Nope! / Ebenezer: Dare...
Two Lumps [[Closeup on the chessboard from the previous strip. Neither Snooch nor Ebeneezer are present]] / [[Back a ways - neither cats are present]] / [[The litterbox, where the pieces Snooch ate are making a painful reappearance]] / Snooch: AAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!
Two Lumps [[Closeup on the chessboard from the previous strip. Neither Snooch nor Ebeneezer are present]] / [[Back a ways - neither cats are present]] / [[The litterbox, where the pieces Snooch ate are making a painful reappearance]] / Snooch: AAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!
 
Two Lumps [[Both cats are sitting on a chair in front of the computer]] / Snooch: Ooo! Whatcha doin'? / Ebenezer: It's a game called "The Sims." Humans amuse themselves by pretending to be in control of their destinies. / [[Ebenezer jumps off the chair and leaves]] / Ebenezer: Well, I have other things to do... / Snooch:...
Two Lumps <> / <> / Ebenezer: What's your problem? / Snooch: I accidentally ate a mothball. / [[Ebenezer raises an eyebrow]] / Snooch: See, I was licking my butt, and then... / Ebenezer: Don't know. Don't want to know. Leaving now.
Two Lumps Snooch: MEER MEER MEER MEER MEER MEER MEER / Ebenezer: What's the ruckus, tubs? / Snooch: I got somethin' stuck in my teeth! It hurts! / Mom: Aww, poor guy. Hold still, I'll look. It's just a little flashlight, don't be scared... / Snooch: What's a flashmight? / Ebenezer: It's a battery-powered... well,...
Two Lumps [[Snooch and Ebenezer are sitting in front of an air conditioner]] / Snooch: Boy, it's crunchy-bacon hot out there! / Ebenezer: Indeed. Even lying in a sunbeam is too warm. Looks like we're in for a scorcher. / Snooch: It's a good thing we have air conditioning! Fo shizzle! / Ebenezer: No, you fool! Don't...
Two Lumps [[Ebenezer is sitting in front of an oscillating fan, Snooch is walking away]] / Ebenezer: With no A/C, we have to hold out until Mom gets home. I have an idea... go get all the ice from the freezer. / Snooch: Word up, yo! / Ebenezer: A basic cooling principle. The fan circulates air over the ice, creating...
 

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