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| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer is sitting over a pile of insects, Snooch is approaching with one in his mouth]]
/ Snooch: Whew. Caught another roach. You sure that's gonna be enough?
/ Eben: Excellent, that should do nicely.
/ Snooch: Why we doin' this again? / Eben: Well, I've got a pet.
/ Snooch: You got pettins? I DIDN'T... http://twolumps.net/d/20050912.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebeneezer and Snooch eating out of Chinese take-away boxes]]
/ Ebeneezer: Mmm, Mongolian.
/ Snooch: You sure this is okay, Benny?
/ Ebeneezer: Of course not. But that'll teach Mom to leave her dinner out when we demand gooshyfood. / [[Ebeneezer looking up, Snooch still eating]]
/ Mom: [[off-camera]] Gah!... http://twolumps.net/d/20050914.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer is sitting in front of the couch, Snooch is running to the left]]
/ *SLAM*
/ Mom off panel: Home at last. What a miserable day. I need a drink.
/ Snooch: Yay! Mom's home! Time to get a treat!
/ Eben: No, you fool! You know she doesn't deal well with immediate whining after work! / [[Ebenezer... http://twolumps.net/d/20050916.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch sits in front of the computer, wide-eyed]]
/ Ebenezer: What's up with you?
/ Snooch: Benny, this TV show is awesome! It's all about spirit journeys an' stuff!
/ Ebenezer: Oh, really? / Snooch: Yeah, it's like this symbuliz... sizzimb... talkin' with no words through colors and pictures an' things!... http://twolumps.net/d/20050919.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch sits in front of the computer, wide-eyed]]
/ Ebenezer: What's up with you?
/ Snooch: Benny, this TV show is awesome! It's all about spirit journeys an' stuff!
/ Ebenezer: Oh, really? / Snooch: Yeah, it's like this symbuliz... sizzimb... talkin' with no words through colors and pictures an' things!... http://twolumps.net/d/20050919.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch is wearing a bandanna tied around his head and clutching a knife with a leather-wrapped handle in his mouth. He is surrounded by glittering yellow treasures, one of which is labeled GuuShi]]
/ Snooch: After sneaking past the Sultan's guards, Ali Katta is in the treasure room! What riches he beholds! / [[Scene... http://twolumps.net/d/20050921.html |
| Two Lumps | Snooch: I wanna dress up for Halloween but I can't think of anythin'.
/ Ebenezer: Well, you could always be Puss in Boots.
/ Snooch: Who?
/ Ebenezer: You've never heard of... ahem. / Ebenezer: A most noble cat, proud in every gesture! Heeled boots of the finest leather upon his hind feet, a swooping hat... http://twolumps.net/d/20050923.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer sitting on a window sill, tree in the background]]
/ Ebenezer: The waning days of autumn sunlight lead one to contemplation on the changing of the seasons and the nautre of mortality. The migrating birds sing their final, sorrowful songs before departing on the wave of winder, their melodies... http://twolumps.net/d/20050926.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer and Snooch sitting in front of a couch]]
/ Ebenezer: Right, let's try this costume thing again. We'll both go with the theme of "wizards", that should be easy. Got it?
/ Snooch: Roger! / [[Ebenezer alone with a fake beard, wizard hat, and staff]]
/ Ebenezer: I have chose to portray Merlin,... http://twolumps.net/d/20050928.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch in attack position, looking at a small round item on the floor]] / [[Snooch chewing thoughtfully, small round item gone]] / [[Snooch with tears streaming, running quickly. Ebenezer peering in]]
/ Ebenezer: Curiously strong peppermint killed the cat. http://twolumps.net/d/20050930.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch with mouth full, sitting next to a vase of flowers, some of which are missing heads]]
/ Ebenezer: Egads! Snooch, what in Bast's name are you doing?
/ Snooch: I'm eatin' the plants! Gonna eat 'em allllll up! / [[Same tableau, but now all flowers missing heads but one]]
/ Ebenezer: Thank you, Captain... http://twolumps.net/d/20051003.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch, alternating between hot and snowflake-cold]] / [[Ebenezer setting in front of a wall vent]]
/ Snooch: BENNY! When's the weather gonna make up its mind?
/ Ebenezer: We have about another month of this. Good thing I found this central air duct. Comfy.
/ Snooch: When do I get a turn?
/ Ebenezer:... http://twolumps.net/d/20051005.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch and Ebenezer sitting there, Snooch with noodles hanging out of his mouth]]
/ Snooch: HEMPHEPHEN!
/ Ebenezer: EGAD. Mom left some linguini out? That's revolting.
/ Snooch: AKATUWU! / Ebenezer: Swallow it already.
/ Snooch: AKATUWU!
/ Ebenezer: What? / < http://twolumps.net/d/20051007.html |
| Two Lumps | {{Snakes on a plane gag}}
/ [[Snooch walks into frame, bag of toys in his mouth]]
/ Snooch: Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy! I gots the BEST idea for Halloween costumes!
/ Ebenezer: Using only a bag of discount toy aircraft? Oh, this should be droll... / [[Snooch drops the bag, and several toy airplanes spill... http://twolumps.net/d/20051010.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Chibi version of Ebenezer on a white background with red lines radiating]]
/ POWER OF WHINEY! / [[Chibi version of Snooch on a green rippled backgroun]]
/ POWER OF HUNGRY! / [[Both cats merging on a blue background with a radiated white lens effect]]
/ BY OUR POWERS COMBINED...
/ ...WE FORM... / [[1/2... http://twolumps.net/d/20051012.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer and Snooch laying on a couch]]
/ Snooch: Hey, Benny?
/ Ebenezer: Zzzznort huh? what?
/ Snooch: What does the inside of your nose smell like?
/ Ebenezer: That's stupid. Go back to sleep. / [[Beat panel]] / [[Ebenezer by himself]]
/ < http://twolumps.net/d/20051014.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Television, game controller, and litter box]] / [[Ebenezer reaction shot, looks confused]] / Ebenezer: You dragged the catbox out in front of the television?
/ Snooch: YEP! Now if I just need to grab the food dish, and I'm all set!
/ Ebenezer: Of course. http://twolumps.net/d/20051017.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch with a "R.C.A. Victrola" collar, Ebenezer on the couch]]
/ Snooch: Benneeeeee! This sucks! Why'd I gotta wear this thing?!
/ Ebenezer: Because you were chewing all the fur off your rear end, you spaz.
/ Snooch: But cold weather makes me all itchy! / Ebenezer: Having a hairless derriere in winter... http://twolumps.net/d/20051019.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer wide-eyed, Snooch rolling on the ground with various things stuck to him]]
/ Snooch: BEEP BEEP!
/ Ebenezer: WHAT THE DEUCE---
/ Snooch: I found this game Mom bought called CALAMARI AND MONKEYS! / [[Snooch continuing to roll, puddles of something behind him]]
/ Ebenezer: That's "Katamari Dama..."
/ Snooch:... http://twolumps.net/d/20051021.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch eating from a food dish]]
/ < http://twolumps.net/d/20051024.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Hovering dragon, moon in the background]]
/ Title: IN MYTHOLOGY, THE DRAGON HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS A VAST, HULKING BEAST OF ETERNAL GREED AND INSATIABLE APPETITE. / [[Dragon burning houses]]
/ Title: WHEN THE CREATURE'S HUNGER WAS NOT APPEASED WITH THE PROPER SACRIFICE, IT WOULD LAUNCH A REIGN OF TERROR... http://twolumps.net/d/20051026.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Outline of a bird in a tree, and a leaf just starting to fall]]
/ <<*SNAP*>> / [[Snooch laying on a windowsill, the falling leaf about to hit his back]] / [[Snooch's eyes open in surprise, as the leaf hits]] / [[Snooch running "for his life", leaf still on his back. Ebenezer's head in frame]]
/ Ebenezer:... http://twolumps.net/d/20051028.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer walking through a veritable forest of wrappers marked "candy"]]
/ Ebenezer: Hey Snooch, we need to... oh NO. This can't be good. / [[Ebenezer and Snooch sitting surrounded by more candy wrappers]]
/ Ebenezer: Are you... okay?
/ Snooch: Yep!
/ Ebenezer: Well, after eating six bags of candy, I'd... http://twolumps.net/d/20051031.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer reading a book with a pocket watch tied to his tail]]
/ Ebenezer: "LESSON 7: Once you have a focus object, swing it in short arcs before the subject while repeating the command phrase you wish to imprint." Seems simple, but I better practice first... / [[Ebenezer swinging the watch from his... http://twolumps.net/d/20051102.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch sitting on a flatbed scanner, Ebenezer in a chair]]
/ Snooch: This is nifty! It's all warm!
/ Ebenezer: Well, the site's running a contest for pictures of cats on scanners. Your fat butt will be a shoo-in, and we get the prize cash. / [[Snooch crashes through the glass top of the scanner while... http://twolumps.net/d/20051104.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch sitting with "Bitter-beer face", and a lump of something red in front of him, one bit missing]] / [[Snooch in the same pose, Ebenezer enters left]]
/ Ebenezer: That's not chips.
/ Snooch: Nup. / Ebenezer: Cranberry sauce?
/ Snooch: Yuph.
/ Ebenezer: Carry on. http://twolumps.net/d/20051107.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch enters carrying a pillow in his mouth]]
/ Snooch: Eben! Eben! The teevee just said that turkeys are BIRDS!
/ Ebenezer: Uh huh.
/ Shooch So I'mna catch one!
/ Ebenezer: Do tell. / [[Snooch lays down on the pillow]]
/ Snooch: I can be a deek... a durk... a fake bird thingy! First I roll in some honey,... http://twolumps.net/d/20051109.html |
| Two Lumps | Ebenezer: Now... it all comes to fruition. I hold the very threads of fate in my paws. / [[Ebenezer's head with a picture of the galaxy behind him]]
/ Ebenezer: LIFE OR DEATH, JOY OR MISERY... ALL HINGES ON THIS MOMENT! NOW I SHAPE THE FUTURE ITSELF! / [[Ebenezer sittings on a sweater with Snooch pulling... http://twolumps.net/d/20051111.html |
| Two Lumps | {{Parody of beat poets}}
/ [[Snooch, wearing a beret that covers his eyes]]
/ Snooch: The mudwing butterfly flap
/ Like, does not dig.
/ The groove is lost.
/ The gooshy is unopened.
/ Ebenezer: How did I know this wasn't going to rhyme? / Snooch: The lone sound of a can opener
/ Never rings again.... http://twolumps.net/d/20051114.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Snooch sitting next to a half-empty food dish]]
/ Snooch: Ugh... too full. But if I leave my food Eben'll eat it. / [[Snooch pushes the dish behind the couch]]
/ Snooch: Perfect! Now I can finish eatin' when I get done with my nap! I'm so smart! / [[Ebenezer and Snooch sitting in front of the couch]]
/ Mom:... http://twolumps.net/d/20051116.html |
| Two Lumps | [[Ebenezer walking in, an empty flower pot next to Snooch, who is lying on his back groaning]]
/ Snooch: Uggggghhhhhhh...
/ Ebenezer: What's wrong, Bubba?
/ Snooch: Mom gots us some grass to eat that's s'posed to help your tummy. But it just made mine feel worse. / Ebenezer: What, did you eat ALL of it?... http://twolumps.net/d/20051118.html |
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