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Two Lumps [[Snooch sits in front of the couch, looking a little alarmed]] / Snooch: 99 bottles of beer on the wall... 99 bottles of beer.. / [[Ebenezer joins Snooch]] / Ebenezer: Dang, that was some New Year's party Mom threw. All that duct tape... / Snooch: Yeah / Ebenezer: Which one of her friends is that? / Snooch: Don't wake him! Shhhhh!
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Two Lumps Eben: Cranberry juice, ginger ale, tissues, "emergency bucket"... looks like Mom's got the stomach flu, all right. / Snooch: Least it makes her gagsta, though! / Eben: ...what. / Snooch: "Sippin on ging an' juice / Laid back / With my mind on my tummy / an' my tummy on my mind!" / Eben: You're going to be "ridin' hurty" if you don't cut that out.
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Two Lumps [[Snooch is lying on his back on the floor in front of the couch clearly drunk, there are several cups and a bottle next to him]] / Snooch: Its mighty wings spread above us THe Russian eagle is hovering high... / Ebenezer: Hera's garters, not this again... / Snooch: The Motherland's tricolor symbol is leading Russia's peoples to victory... / Ebenezer: Look, we're Russian Blue cats. This doesn't change the fact that we were born in America. / Snooch: In Soviet Russia, carpet ship captains YOU! / [[Ebenezer facepalms]] / Ebenezer: Your 'chute is failing on re-entry.
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