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Two Lumps [[Snooch sits on the floor chewing a game controller wire and looking apprehensively at a Gramma's legs. Ebenezer looks peeved.]] / Gramma: Oh, no no Sneetch! Iddle kitties mustn't chewwie-woo on things! / Snooch: Aww... Mean old lady. I don't like her. / [[Ebenezer and Snooch sit in front of the couch. Eben still looks peeved, but Snooch looks hopeful]] / Ebenezer: Now, now. She seems like the overly-doting type. And since Mom doesn't have kids, all her instincts to spoil grandchildren will go to us. / Gramma: Now, I know Gramma has some prezzie-wezzies for the widdle grandkitties... here we go! / Ebenezer: See, the showering of treats and gooshyfood begins already. / [[Ebenezer and Snootch are wearing clownishly large hats that look as though they're made out of plaid, with large pom-poms on top. Neither cat looks happy.]] / Gramma: There! Gramma knitted the whole trip to keep the grandkitties all snuggly warm! / Ebenezer: I don't like her. / Snooch: Not mad stylin. / Ebenezer: Nope.
http://twolumps.net/d/20041208.html
Two Lumps {{Grandma is visiting Mom}} / [[Ebeneezer and Snooch are sitting in front of the couch, while Grandma sits nearby]] / Ebeneezer: Maybe she's just holding out on us. You distract her, I'll snoop through her suitcase. / Snooch: She scares me... / Ebeneezer: She's got yarn. / Snooch: Ooooo! / [[Ebeneezer is examining the contents of Grandma's suitcase]] / Ebeneezer: Yarn, yarn, yarn, dentures, girdle... drat. Looks like we won't be lavished with treats after all. / Grandma: [[off-camera]] I have another prezzie for you, snurchie! / Snooch: [[off-camera]] huh? HEY! AAAAUGH! / [[Snooch is now wearing a pink baby hat and booties]] / Ebeneezer: Fine diversion there, Snurch. / Snooch: NEVER AGAIN!
http://twolumps.net/d/20041210.html
Two Lumps [[A dark shrouded figure stands next to a cheerful cat in overalls and sneakers. The cat is stepping into a sandbox, and there's a shovel sticking out of the sand. Text underneath the picture: When they were tired of swinging, Timmy and The Evil decided to play in the sandbox. "I'm not sure if I should," said The Evil. "My tentacles are kind of gooey, and the sand might stick to me." "Well, you'll never know unless you try!" said Timmy.]] / Underneath the picture and text: / http://www.comixpress.com/ / Timmy Kat / By J. Grant and Mel Hynes / NOW AVAILABLE!
http://twolumps.net/d/20041213.html
Two Lumps [[Close-up of Ebeneezer, looking over at the off-camera Snooch]] / Ebeneezer: So, let me try to put this in a timeline. You went through Grandma's luggage and found some "yummy minty stuff", which turned out to be denture cream? / Snooch: [[off-camera]] Mmm hmm. / [[Ebeneezer is now looking into the camera]] / Ebeneezer: And after chowing down, you got into her yarn stash and had your typical apoplectic playing fit, correct? / Snooch: Mmm hmm. / [[Pull back to reveal Snooch, whose head is tangled in pink yarn, with the yarn ball lying next to him, while Ebeneezer looks at him]] / Ebeneezer: And you still can't figure out how you ended up this way, Tut-Kat-Ahmen? / Snooch: Nurh-uh!
http://twolumps.net/d/20041214.html
Two Lumps [[Grandma is asleep on the couch]] / Ebenezer: Looks like she's conked out for a while. I think we're safe from booties at the moment. / Grandma: *ZZZZZZZZ* / Snooch: Hey, nappin' looks good! / [[Snooch is walking on Grandma's legs, towards her head]] / Snooch: Oooo! She's all soft! Way comfy! / Grandma: *ZZZZZZZZ* / Ebenezer: Er... I'm not sure that's the best idea. How much do you weigh again? / Snooch: I dunno! Why? / [[Snooch is sitting down on Grandma's stomach]] / Grandma: *SNRKT HKK* ...chest... can't breathe... *HKZZZ GRRSP* / Snooch: Are old people supposed to sound like that? / Ebenezer: I'm not sure. But Mom's vaccuum sounded just like that after sucking up one of your hairballs, and that didn't bode well...
http://twolumps.net/d/20041215.html
 
Two Lumps {{In the previous comic, Snooch tried taking a nap on Grandma as she slept, only to have his weight cause her definite discomfort.}} / [[Snooch and Ebeneezer sitting in front of the couch, listening in on the off-screen conversation between Mom and Grandma]] / Mom: I'm really sorry Snooch dislocated your ribs, Mom... / Snooch: [[tail moving anxiously]] I'm glad she's okay. I don't wanna be the Fat Reaper. / Ebeneezer: Be as it may, it worked out. She's leaving early and freeing us from torment. / [[Snooch sits up, happy now]] / Grandma: Oh, it's fine. I know the grandkitties were just trying to give Gramma some lovins. / Snooch: YAY! She forgives us! / Ebeneezer: Indeed. It seems I misjudged the matriarch. Quite noble of her. / Grandma: And on the long bus ride back, I can knit these adorable kitty snowsuits I found! / Mom: Er, Mom, we're in TEXAS... / Grandma: Oh, piffle! They'll be so cute! I insist you send me scads of photos of them wearing them! / [[Snooch looks scared, Ebeneezer angry, tail twitching furiously]] / Snooch: Oh noes... / Ebeneezer: VILE HARRIDAN! I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE!
http://twolumps.net/d/20041217.html
Two Lumps <<*SLAM*>> / Mom: Hey guys, check out what I got! / Snooch: ...a TREE??? / Ebenezer: Either Mom's taken up indoor forestry, or the holidays are here. / Mom: I found this great cut-your-own-tree farm! It's so much more NATURAL than buying it pre-cut! / Ebenezer: Great. Natural dead needles all over, natural terrifying scents of outdoor predators... / Snooch: <<*sniff* *sniff* *sniff*>> / [[Bugs swarm out of the Christmas tree, across the floor and up the walls.]] / Mom: AAAAAUGH! / Ebenezer: Natural infestations of the local fauna... / Snooch: IT'S A TREE PINATA! THIS IS TOO COOL!!
http://twolumps.net/d/20041220.html
Two Lumps [[Ebenezer and Snooch are in a room with a green Christmas tree which is decorated with red-and-white candy canes, red ornaments, and white garland]] / Snooch: ...but what IS it? / Ebenezer: We go through this every year. You know, the holidays? Presents? Bad carols? Eggnog? / Snooch: oooooOOOOOOooooo! / Ebenezer: At least you remember Eggnog. / [[Snooch reaches towards an ornament]] / Snooch: So THIS must be our PRESENT! BESTEST SCRATCHING POST EVAR!!!!1!!!! / Ebenezer: *sigh* No, you dolt, that's just the tree. And I'm sure Mom doesn't want you messing with it... / [[Snooch runs away from a broken ornament under the tree]] / Snooch: AARGH! IT'S A TRAP! / Ebenezer: Ah, a combination decorating scheme and self-defense mechanism. How fiendishly clever.
http://twolumps.net/d/20041222.html
Two Lumps [[Eben and Snooch sitting in the living room, staring at a Christmas tree]] / Ebenezer: Ah, Mom's put the presents out at last. And a fine haul of swag it seems to be. / Snooch: These won't explode, right? / Ebenezer: I wouldn't make any bets, in your case. / [[Snooch examining a present under the tree]] / Snooch: How do we know if they're good stuff? / <> / Ebenezer [[off screen]]: We don't, that's the whole point. Although I make it a policy to "mark" anything that doesn't smell like catnip or tuna. / [[Snooch still under tree playing with ribbon]] / Snooch: WHEE! Presents are FUN! / Ebenezer: Tell you what, you can have ALL the ribbon from our presents, and I'll just settle for the stuff inside. / Snooch: HORAY! / Eben: Blessed are the easily amused.
http://twolumps.net/d/20041224.html
Two Lumps Snooch: Soooo full. Tummy bursting. Oog. / Ebenezer: I'm not suprised. It's impressive that you managed to down two gallons of egg nog and half a case of gooshyfood in one sitting. / Ebenezer: Perhaps I should notify Guiness. / Snooch: I think I'm gonna nap right here for a month. / Ebenezer: Do you recall that I said these were the Holi -days-? Note the plural? / Mom: We gotta hustle, guys. People will be here for New Years any minute! / Snooch: OH NO. / Ebenezer: Bwa ha ha. Now we get to see if you can squeeze your bloated carcass under the couch. This should be fun.
http://twolumps.net/d/20041227.html
 
Two Lumps {{Ebeneezer and Snooch have been locked in the bathroom for the duration of Mom's New Years Eve party}} / [[Ebeneezer is sitting on the sink, while Snooch is somewhere on the floor, trying to get at the doorknob]] / Ebeneezer: I can't believe she shut us in the bathroom for the duration of the party. The sheer indignity! / Snooch: I want ouuuuuut! They have vodkaaaa! I saw it! / Ebeneezer: Give it up. Mom disabled the doorknob from this side. I guess she's stopped underestimating our... well, MY intelligence. / [[Someone is at the door; Snooch looks on, excited, while Ebeneezer looks thoughtful]] / Guy: [[off-camera]] Sup, Mike? / Mike: [[off-camera]] Is this another bathroom? Man, I can't wait on the other one any more... / <> / Ebeneezer: This might be our chance! Get ready to make a break for it! / Snooch: Ohboyohboy... / [[When Mike enters, he promptly trips on Snooch; Ebeneezer looks annoyed]] / <<*TRIP*>> / Mike: AAAAAUGH! / Ebeneezer: Apparently that sounded like "Screw up our chance! Get something broken!" / Snooch: GAH! OWIE!
http://twolumps.net/d/20041229.html
Two Lumps {{A guy from the party has accidentally stumbled upon Snooch and Ebeneezer}} / [[Mike is trying to get the door open to no avail as Snooch and Ebeneezer look on]] / Mike: What the... why won't the door open? / Snooch: Yay, we gots company! / Ebeneezer: Well, at least someone will come looking for a missing guest and rescue us eventually. In theory. / [[Mike sits on the floor, head in hands while the two cats look on]] / Mike: I can't believe this. I'm stuck spending New Years' in a bathroom with a pair of psychotic cats. / Ebeneezer: Oh, like we're thrilled to be here? / Snooch: Hi! You bring any vodka? / [[Snooch sits on Mike's head]] / Mike: And I still have to pee. / Snooch: Stay away from my big fountain, you! / Ebeneezer: Don't look at me, I only drink out of the sink.
http://twolumps.net/d/20041231.html
Two Lumps {{Eben, Snooch, and Mike are trapped in the bathroom}} / [[Mike looks up, glad that someone's come to get him out]] / Mom: ...No, that bathroom's out of order. / Guest: But I think there's someone in there. / Mike: Hey! Help! I'm stuck in here! / Ebenezer: Oh, thank Bast. / [[Mike stands, Snooch still on his head]] / Mom: WHAT? Oh no... / Mike: THANK GOD! Get me out of here! / Snooch: WHOAAAA... / [[Ebeneezer looks at the camera]] / Mike: SOMEONE GET THIS THING OFF MY HEAD!! / Mom: Snooch, LET GO! / Snooch: WEE-HA! RIDIN' HUMAN!! / Ebenezer: New Year's Resolution: Learn to work a video camera. I could be making a mint off of this.
http://twolumps.net/d/20050103.html
Two Lumps {{Eben, Snooch, and Mike are trapped in the bathroom}} / [[Mike looks up, glad that someone's come to get him out]] / Mom: ...No, that bathroom's out of order. / Guest: But I think there's someone in there. / Mike: Hey! Help! I'm stuck in here! / Ebenezer: Oh, thank Bast. / [[Mike stands, Snooch still on his head]] / Mom: WHAT? Oh no... / Mike: THANK GOD! Get me out of here! / Snooch: WHOAAAA... / [[Ebeneezer looks at the camera]] / Mike: SOMEONE GET THIS THING OFF MY HEAD!! / Mom: Snooch, LET GO! / Snooch: WEE-HA! RIDIN' HUMAN!! / Ebenezer: New Year's Resolution: Learn to work a video camera. I could be making a mint off of this.
http://twolumps.net/d/20050103.html
Two Lumps [[A Night Elf and familiar panther stalk through a forest]] / Narrator: The Night Elf Hunter surveys the woods, her fierce feline protector by her side. All seems quiet, but the giant cat senses something is amiss in the night. / [[The panther fights an Orc with double-headed waraxe upraised]] / Narrator: Suddenly, an attack! A vile Orc soldier has invaded the Alliance lands! / [[Mom sitting in a computer chair, Snooch has pounced on Ebenezer under the chair and flattened him.]] / Mom: AGH! Guys, I'm trying to play World of Warcraft here! / Ebeneezer: Curse you, Horde scum. / Snooch: ZUG ZUG!
http://twolumps.net/d/20050105.html
Two Lumps [[Snooch and Ebeneezer are looking out the window]] / Snooch: Ooooooooo! Pretty! / Ebeneezer: Yes, it's completely iced over out there. Makes me glad I'm an indoor cat. / [[Snooch starts licking the window]] / Snooch: It's like the whole world's a popsicle! / Ebeneezer: I'd quit licking that if I were you. First, the ice is on the other side, so it's pointless. / [[Lo and behold, Snooch's tongue is stuck]] / Snooch: AAA! / Ebeneezer: And second, that window frame's made of metal. / Snooch: OEen! Hep meh! / Ebeneezer: Mom'll be home in a couple hours. Or they say warm water helps... I could always forgo the litter box and-- / Snooch: Nuh! Nuh! Ahwl wayt!
http://twolumps.net/d/20050107.html
 
Two Lumps {{Caption - POETRY CORNER WITH SNOOCH; Snooch's dialogue is written in poem format}} / [[Snooch is wearing a black beret]] / Snooch: "An Ode to Eating", by ME! {{reciting the poem}} / A corn chip, a lint wad, a stepped-upon bug, / A wad of old chewing gum stuck in the rug, / Some rotting newspaper once used to wrap meats, / Just some of the many things I loves to eats! / Some glue sticks, a houseplant, and rotting fish guts, / Shoelaces, roadkill, and cigarette butts, / Stray balls of hair and some foil made of tin, / And if I gets sick I'll just eats it again! / [[Reveal Ebeneezer by his full food bowl, looking disgusted]]
http://twolumps.net/d/20050110.html
Two Lumps [[An illustration of a gargoyle sitting on a church roof]] / Narration: The massive gargoyle sits motionless on his perch. For centuries he has watched over the sacred building below. / [[Closer view of the image]] / Narration: His eternal duty is to stand guard against all those who would defile the sacred grounds, and his fierce stare never wavers. / [[Snooch is sitting on top of the litter box lid, looking over the edge and spying on Ebeneezer]] / Snooch: I SEEEEE YooooooUUU...... / Ebeneezer: DO YOU MIND???
http://twolumps.net/d/20050112.html
Two Lumps Eben: So I'm thinking, if we can just find someone to fund research on my no-thumbs-required can opener... / Snooch: Oooooooooooo! What's that? / / [[Snooch follows the scent cloud past the couch]] / Eben (off screen): What's what you psychotic furbag? / Snooch: Mint! It's minty! Minty Mint Mint! / Snooch: I want it! Purr! / [[Eben alone]] / Snooch (off screen): MIIIIIIIIIINT! I WANTS THE MINT! NOW! / Mom (off screen): What the- NO, Snooch, you can NOT have a cigarette! What's wrong with you? / Eben: Never should have switched to menthols, Mom.
http://twolumps.net/d/20050114.html
Two Lumps [[Snooch sitting on the kitchen counter, knocking over a container.]] / Snooch: Hey, I know what THAT looks like! It's CATNIP! / Ebenezer: No, and you'd better get off the counter before Mom-- / [[Snooch rolling around in pile of dried flakes on countertop.]] / Snooch: It's 'NIP! 'Nippy 'nip 'nip catnip! YAY! / Ebenezer: Hoo boy. / [[Snooch lying covered in flakes.]] / Mom (V.O.): What're you-- HEY! MY OREGANO! / Ebenezer: Well, at least now you're... fragrant. / Snooch: I smell like a pizza.
http://twolumps.net/d/20050117.html
Two Lumps [[Ebenezer and Snooch looking at a guinea pig in a cage - Spike]] / Mom: Guys, this is Spike. I had to pick him up from the vet's for a friend, but he'll only be here an hour. So no marking the cage as "territory" or anything. / Ebenezer: Oh, rapture. / Snooch: Oooooooooooooooooooh! / [[Snooch goes into hunting mode, tail moving rapidly, eyes wide with excitement]] / <> / Mom: That might be her now... / Ebenezer: What the deuce are you doing? / Snooch: I wants to hunt the giant mousie! / Ebenezer: Even if you could reach it, there's no way you can get it out of the cage. / [[Spike clamps down on Snooch's paw with his teeth, causing him to panic]] / <> / Snooch: Benny! Help! It's gonna eat me! / Ebenezer: And somewhere, the spirit of Darwin is weeping bitterly.
http://twolumps.net/d/20050119.html
 
Two Lumps {{In the last comic, Snooch got trapped in an attempt to catch Mom's friend's guinea pig, Spike}} / [[Snooch, trapped by Spike, panicking, while Ebenezer looks on]] / Snooch: Help help HELP HELP help! / Ebenezer: Okay, calm down. I'll try and lure it to the other end of the cage. When it lets go, you make a break for it. / [[Ebenezer sits on top of the cage, tail dangling down near Spike, who has let go of Snooch]] / Snooch: Uh... please be careful, Eben... / Ebenezer: Please. This thing's got the physique of an obese lima bean. I can get my tail out in plenty of-- / <> / [[Spike now has a hold of Ebenezer's tail, and he apparently tries to cut and run while Snooch in the background looks shocked]] / Ebenezer: ...or we could be dealing with the Fastest Bean in the West. / Snooch: You mean it's got GUNS too?!
http://twolumps.net/d/20050121.html
Two Lumps {{In an attempt to free Snooch, Ebenezer has gotten himself caught by Spike, a friend's guinea pig}} / [[Snooch looking on as Ebenezer fruitlessly tries to free himself]] / Snooch: What're we gonna do, Eben? / Ebenezer: Go to the kitchen and find something to bribe it with. Lettuce, carrots... / Spike: GOOSHYFOOD. / [[Snooch looks astonished]] / Snooch: It can TALK?! / Spike: OF COURSE I CAN, YOU MEATLOAF. IT'S JUST USUALLY NOT WORTH TRYING TO TALK TO CREATURES WHO THINK WITH THEIR STOMACHS. NOW MAKE WITH THE GOOSHYFOOD OR I TURN YOUR BROTHER INTO A MANX. / [[Snooch heads off into the kitchen]] / Ebenezer: But gooshyfood's made of meat... kind of. I thought guinea pigs were vegetarian. / Spike: IF YOU WANT PROOF, YOUR TAIL IS PRETTY JUICY. / Ebenezer: SNOOCH. KITCHEN. NOW. / Snooch: I'm going, I'm going!
http://twolumps.net/d/20050124.html
Two Lumps [[Spike is in his cage, eating]] / {{*KNOCK KNOCK*}} / Mom: Hey, I was starting to get worried. I'll go grab Spike. / Spike: NOT GOURMET, BUT IT'LL DO. GOOD ENOUGH, CATS. / Ebenezer: You can talk, you eat meat... guinea pigs hold quite a few secrets I'd never guessed. You're a wily foe. I can respect that. / [[Ebenezer stares at Spike, lashing his tail]] / Spike: WELL, YOU'RE DECENT AT FOLLOWING ORDERS. I'LL PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU WHEN THE GUINEA PIG REVOLUTION COMES. / Ebenezer: Hey! CATS are going to be taking over the world and subjugating humans! It's been in the works for decades! / Spike: SURE, AND I'M JUST A SLOW, VEGETARIAN LIMA BEAN. MWA HA HA! / [[Ebenezer sits with fur ruffled, Snooch is wide-eyed]] / Ebenezer: I WILL THWART YOU, FOUL CAVY! MARK MY WORDS! / Snooch: ...I'm scared, Benny. / Mom's friend: What's all this gunk in his cage? / Mom: ...uh...
http://twolumps.net/d/20050126.html
Two Lumps [[Ebenezer is watching Snooch reaching for a circle of light]] / Snooch: I'm gonna gettit! Gettit gettit! / Ebenezer: Snooch... that's just reflected light. You can't-- / Snooch: FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL KILL! / Ebenezer: Okay, consider this, then. If you just wait a few hours, the light will move closer to the floor, and you can "get it", or whatever the plan may be. / Snooch: Ohhhhh, got it. I can wait. Yup. Waiting. Still waiting. / Snooch: I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE! KILL KILLY KILL! / Ebenezer: Ah well. It seems lack of patience is the only thing getting you any exercise, anyway.
http://twolumps.net/d/20050128.html
Two Lumps [[Ebenezer is sitting on the computer CPU, Snooch approaches]] / Snooch: Whatcha doin? / Ebenezer: One of the computer's cooling fans is up here, so it blows out a constant flow of warm air. Quite delightful. / Snooch: Ooooooooooo! / Ebenezer: Don't even think about it, wide load. This case couldn't hold your weight. / Snooch: Hey, I found one back here too, but it's all cool! This is nice! / Ebenezer: Er, Snooch, you'd better watch it, that's-- / <<*BZZONK!!!!!!!*>> / Ebenezer: *sigh* That's the air intake fan. And quite a powerful one, looks like, if it sucked in THAT much flab before it jammed. / Snooch: meep! / Mom off panel: OH HOLY... Hello, vet's office? My cat's embedded in my computer... NO, THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
http://twolumps.net/d/20050131.html
 
Two Lumps Ebenezer: Gadzooks! Sounds like Snooch is in danger... again. I hope he didn't get stuck under the couch... / Snooch: MOW MOW MOW MOW MOW MOW MOW MOW / [[Ebenezer enters bathroom]] / Snooch: HEEEELLLLP!!! / Ebenezer: You managed to get yourself trapped... in the TOILET. / Snooch: Um... yeah? / Ebenezer: And you realize how disgusting that is? / Snooch: Yes? / [[Ebenezer sits on sink counter]] / Ebenezer: And what have we learned about the toilet today? / Snooch: Oh! Next time, stop drinkin' when I hafta sneeze? / Ebenezer: Egads.
http://twolumps.net/d/20050202.html
Two Lumps [[Snooch is looking at Mom lying on the couch <>]] / Snooch: What's up with Mom? / Ebenezer: It would appear she's fallen victim to some human illness. Very undignified. / [[Snooch joins Mom on the couch]] / Mom: Doe, Sbooch. Leeb be alode wight now, I'b sigk. / Ebenezer: I don't think she's in any mood to give pettin's right now... / Snooch: Nah, everyone knows purrin' cats make ya feel better! Watch! / Mom: *cough hack* Daggit, Sbooch, ged off my jhest! *cough cough* / Snooch: See, she's movin' around already! / Ebenezer: You have a point. She may muster the will to live just to beat you senseless.
http://twolumps.net/d/20050204.html
Two Lumps [[Snooch and Ebenezer are looking into an open case sitting on the floor]] / Snooch: What's this thing? / Ebenezer: It would appear to be some kind of combination laptop carrier and briefcase on wheels... corporate luggage, if you will. Interesting. / Snooch: Oooooo, there's a LAP in there? / [[Both cats are now in the case and Snooch is pawing at a strap]] / Ebenezer: No, it's a... nevermind. But I find it fascinating that humans have developed an entirely new carrier layout just for work tedium. Pockets for cell phones and pagers, straps to secure computers... / Snooch: And dangly toys! WHEEEEEEE! / <> / [[Silhouette of case which is now closed]] / Snooch: Oops. Um. What do we do now, Benny? / Ebenezer: Hush. I'm trying to figure out how to kill you with a PDA.
http://twolumps.net/d/20050207.html
Two Lumps [[Silhouette of closed case. We know from previous strip that Ebenezer and Snooch are inside]] / Ebenezer: Would you calm down already? Throwing a fit on the electronics and setting everything off isn't going to help. We have to wait until Mom gets-- / <> / Snooch: MUST GET FREEEEEEEEE! / <> / [[Case is being rolled away]] / Ebenezer: Here she is! / <> / Mom: Work's paging me ALREADY? Heck with them... I'll stash everything in the trunk until I get to the office. / Snooch: Now what, Eben? / Ebenezer: Now I get as far into a corner as possible, and you get to show Mom if her laptop is carsick-proof. / <>
http://twolumps.net/d/20050209.html
Two Lumps {{Background--Ebenezer and Snooch have locked themselves in Mom's electronics equipment carrier and set off her pager. Mom ignores the noise and puts the carrier in her trunk to go to work}} / [[Mom flips the carrier's latches open]] / Mom: I swear, this thing gets heavier every day. / <> / Mom: Ugh! Forget it, I need caffeine before I can deal with work... / [[Mom leaves, Ebenezer and Snooch poke their heads out of the case]] / Ebenezer: *GASP* At last! I thought I'd suffocate under your bulk in there. / Snooch: Where are we? / Ebenezer: It appears to be Mom's workplace. So all we have to do is wait here until she returns, and she'll take us hom-- / [[Snooch jumps out of case]] / Snooch: WHEEEEEE! New place! New place! Hey Benny, come sniff this! / Ebenezer: Or we can get completely lost while I have to chase you down and staple you to the floor.
http://twolumps.net/d/20050211.html
 

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