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INJUSTICE {{INJUSTICE}} / Lil' Sis: Cruddy Crud! I hate my life! It's not fair! / [[Maura peers at Lil' Sis.]] / Maura: What's unjust today, Lil' Sis? You sure do get oppressed a lot! / Lil' Sis: Mom's making me get a job to pay for my cell phone!
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The Coolest Girl {{The Coolest Girl}} / Metal Steve: You got a job at a comic shop? / Metal Steve: You are now the coolest girl I know! / Lil' Sis: I don't wanna be the coolest girl you know! / Lil' Sis: You're a dork!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Lil' Sis: COMIC BOOK TALK IS PRETTY DUMB. / Lil' Sis: THIS GUY IS SUPPOSED TO BE "TRAPPED IN A WORLD HE NEVER MADE?" / Lil' Sis: BUT DOESN'T THAT APPLY TO EVERYONE BUT GOD? / Lil' Sis: EWW, I FEEL LIKE I JUST APPEASED A CREATIONIST.
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treacle pete: sir! you speak ass-treacle! / pete: my music needs no lyrics to rock utterly! / steve: you just need your incredible "licks", right? / pete: and don't the ladies know it!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Maura and Clango in Bed]] / Clango: Hot Diggity Damn! / Maura: Yeah, No Kidding! / Maura: You may well be artificial, but that's the real stuff. / {{title text: The Real Stuff}}
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coveralls red robot: i covet your coveralls! take me back! / eve: oh, do you now? did you forget how our last relationship went? / eve: you should /fear/ my coveralls. / eve: my pockets are full of tools- and you are held together with /bolts!/ rah!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"In-Store Sadness"}} / [[Lil' Sis looks out the window of a comic shop]] / Sis: There's a whole world out there and I'm stuck here working for $7.15 an hour. / Sis: If I didn't steal from the register, it'd be really unfair! Indoor hoodlums represent!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Stereotyping Is Good"}} / [[Lil' Sis, at the comic store, confronts customers]] / Guy with Glasses: Can't get enough of that Iron Man! Zap! Clank! BONK! / Girl wearing Black: I have a yen for dark humor and myth in my comics. / Sis: Where are all the fat comic shop nerds? I am lost without my negative stereotypes! / [[Nipples the Bear enters from right]] / Sis: Hooray! My faith is restored!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Fuhrer Friday"}} / [[Lil' Sis working at the comic shop]] / Voice: Miss! You better get some paper towels! I spilled my soda on this Batman statue! / Voice: Miss! Can I have these Spider-Man funnybooks for half price? / Voice: Miss! I need another paper towel! These erotic comics seem to have had a "mishap!" / [[Lil' Sis confronts the voice - Hitler!]] / Sis: Adolf Hitler! You are hereby banned from Rhineland Comics and Records- FOREVER!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Why He Kills"}} / [[Red Robot and Clango are talking]] / Clango: Red Robot #C-63, why do you kill? / Red Robot: For food, of course! / Clango: Yeah, right. / Red Robot: THEN WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I SAID "GOD & COUNTRY?"
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic May I drink your pee, please? / That depends! Are you a yoga master or a pervert? / I borrow from both proud traditions! / To your health, then! Cheers!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Lingua Franca"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Maura are talking]] / Pete: How's up? / Maura: Huh? Speak English, Petey. / Pete: Well, I combined "what's up?" with "how are you?" / Pete: Efficiency is the lingua franca of GETTING IT ON!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Hoop for the BEST"}} / [[Charles and Metal Steve are talking]] / Steve: Charles, my man! Wanna go shoot some hoops, yo? / [[Charles ponders]] / [[Charles ponders some more]] / Charles: Does that involve going outside?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Orifice Time"}} / [[Red Robot and Metal Steve are talking]] / Red Robot: GUESS WHAT? YOU QUALIFY! YOU'RE PRE-APPROVED! / Steve: Cool! Wow! What's my credit limit? What's my rate? / Red Robot: I'M MORE INTERESTED IN WHAT YOUR PAIN THRESHOLD IS. / Red Robot: LET'S FIND OUT IF MY FIST IS ACCEPTED IN MORE ORIFICES THAN AMERICAN EXPRESS.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"The Venn Diagrams"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve are talking]] / Pete: Metal Steve! You ever listen to the Venn Diagrams? / Steve: Nope, but I bet they have really great crossover potential! / [[Pete thinks, Steve grins]] / Pete: Huh?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Charles: Damn, I love my computer chair! / Charles: Being comfortable while computing is important if you sit for fourteen hours at a stretch. / / Charles: I wish I had something to do tonight
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no such thing as too well charles: clango, you and your girlfriend sure do seem really happy. / charles: ... almost /too/ happy! / clango: are we veering away from congratulations and into jealousy? / {{n/t}}
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boxing day pete: facist clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer! / lil' sis: is that the same clay they used to make that giant mussolini golem? / pete: huh? didn't he later convert to islam? / lil' sis: nah, that was d.j. jazzy jeff.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Do 100% Hu-Man couples get along as well as we do? / Clango: Are we odd because we don't fight? / Maura: Ask yourself this: What IS odd, anyway? / Clango: Three!
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Jingo Jango Maura [offscreen]: Clango? / [Maura enters from right] / Maura: I'd like you to meet my good friend, Jango. / [Jango enters, background turns from grey to white, Clango looks at Jango with confused/intrigued expression] / Clango to Jango: You look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?
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Ethanol Dreams [[Background is 7/8 white with the lower 1/8 filled with a bubbling, fawn-colored fluid, supposedly gasoline. It appears to be increasing in volume while Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve converse]] / Indie Rock Pete: I was getting gas for my Mom's car the other day- / [[Fluid rises to cover about the lower 1/4 of the background]] / Indie Rock Pete: and I was wondering if hookers also let you "pay at the pump"? / [[Fluid is now at about 1/2 the height of the background]] / Metal Steve: How would I know? I'm a virgin without a driver's license. / [[Background is almost completely submerged in the bubbling fluid]] / Indie Rock Pete: Hooray! That sort of doesn't describe me!
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The Uncanny X-Tians [[Lil' Sis and Eve, talking. Eve looks glum.]] / Lil' Sis: Buddhism! Taoism! Hinduism! / Lil' Sis: With all these great native belief systems, why are there so many asian christians? / Eve: It might have something to do with being held at gunpoint! / Lil' Sis: That Jesus sure was a pistol!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Resume Padding"}} / [[Clango and Maura are talking]] / Clango: Do you miss working? / Maura: You mean, "do I miss being a porn star?" / Maura: HELL, YEAH! / Maura: It's fun to have a resume that says 'barely legal' on it.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Mister Phone Poll"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Lil' Sis are talking]] / Pete: Are you coming to my show tomorrow? / Sis: Um, I would...If I thought it might actually be good. / [[Sis leaves]] / [[Pete looks forlorn]] / [[Pete approaches a telephone pole with show notices on it]] / Pete: Mr. Phone Pole, I need you now more than ever!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Star Stuff"}} / [[Clango and Maura are talking in front of a starry field]] / Clango: ...But by the time I got to Uranus, Pluto was gone! / Clango: And there was poop all over my dog biscuits! / Clango: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha / Clango: That was so bawdy! Wanna hear another?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Woe and Betide"}} / [[Red Robot and Clango are talking]] / Red Robot: WOE AND BETIDE! I AM AN ENEMY TO ALL MANKIND! / Clango: Even the hu-mans that make all your favorite ice cream novelties? / Red Robot: CURSES AND EPITHETS!! / Red Robot: BUT FOR SOME FUDGE RIPPLE, HU-MANKIND WOULD BE LOST!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Can't Play"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete stands with a red guitar slung around his neck]] / [[He continues to stand]] / [[He continues to stand and starts to look worried.]] / Pete: I want to touch it, but I'm afraid to.
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Still Can't Play [[Eve talking to Indie Rock Pete]] / Eve: Word is you got a guitar! / Indie Rock Pete: Yeah, I did... But it's really intimidating to learn to play. / Eve: Y'know, it won't make your palms get hairy unless you only play it alone in your room. / Eve: Unless You're the only groupie you wanna get with.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"More Freshness"}} / [[Clango and Maura are talking]] / Clango: Honey, is it true that girls are born with freshness seals? / Maura: Yeah, I guess it is. / Clango: Does that mean you have freshness DATES, too? / Maura: Only when we go to dinner and a movie with a rapper.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Seven People"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve are talking]] / Steve: So, how many people showed up to hear you play last night? / Pete: Seven. / Steve: Man, that sucks! / Pete: *SIGH* A few less and it would have been perfect!
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