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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"El Braggarto"}} / [[Charles and Metal Steve are talking]]
/ Steve: You look awful tired, Charles! / Steve: Have you been sleeping OK? / Charles: Nope! A certain young lady has seen to that! / Steve: Nerd-to-braggart conversion is now complete! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=420 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Gotta Be Flattery"}} / [[Red Robot and Clango, covered in red paint, are talking]]
/ Clango: Crush all hu-mans! / Clango: This unit desires only to kill the soft-lings! / Clango: Raah!! I am mean and nasty and think I'm so bad! / Red Robot: I LIKE TO THINK THAT I'M A LITTLE BIT MORE COMPLEX... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=421 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"The Crit"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Menace-11 are talking]]
/ Pete: So, how am I doing? Am I convincing? / Menace-11: HMM...YOUR LISP NEEDS WORK, BUT YOUR SWISHY HAND MOTIONS ARE EXCELLENT! / Menace-11: BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP CALLING THINGS "GAY" OR YOU'LL "BLOW" YOUR COVER. / Pete: Aw, fid... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=422 |
| Mister Tent | [[Clango and Maura sitting up in bed]]
/ Maura; Mister Tent! / Maura; For any event! / Maura; For any event... / [[lights go out]]
/ Maura; ...call Mister Tent! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=423 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Weiner Head"}} / [[Eve and Lil' Sis are talking]]
/ Sis: Wah! Your new boyfriend is a doofy-head! / Eve: Why do you have to be this way? I know that I dumped you, but I want to still be friends. / [[Eve and Sis stare at each other]] / Sis: JERKY FURKY WEENIE-HEAD!! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=424 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Breaded"}} / [[Johnny Toaster is on the counter next to Clango]]
/ Clango: Johnny Toaster! Can you loan me some "bread"? / Johhny: ?
/ Clango: Hee hee! Do you get it? "Bread"? / [[Johhny pops up a wad of cash from his slot]]
/ Clango: ! / [[Clango, sporting hair, gold eyes, and a gold necklace,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=425 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Smelly Belly"}} / [[Lil' Sis and Indie Rock Pete are talking]]
/ Sis: Dude, are you really gay? / Sis: Or were you just looking for a funny way to turn me down? / Pete: Pre-haps I have just matured myself into a new period in my life. / Pete: ...A time when a man must indulge some of his smellier... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=426 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"The First"}} / [[Charles and Maura are talking]]
/ Maura: Hey, Charles! Didn't you steal my lil' sister's girlfriend? / Charles: Um, not exactly! / Charles: I was the prize in that sexy game- NOT THE PLAYA! / Maura: Dude, that's the first "black" thing you've ever said. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=427 |
| diesel sweeties: "See Her For What She Is" | [[Eve is speaking to Charles]]
/ Eve: I simply cannot fathom why everyone is mad at me! / Eve: It's not like I did more than break some hearts. / [[Another woman, behind Eve, is making flirtatious eye contact with Charles.]] / [[Charles is smiling back at the woman over Eve's head while Eve, oblivious,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=428 |
| diesel sweeties: "Carpe Dee" | [[Indie Pete is talking to Metal Steve, who looks dubious]]
/ Pete: Living for the MOMENT is for suckers, man! / Pete: I'm into living for the YEAR! / Pete: Carpe diem, bah! It's more like "carpe dumb!" / Pete: Now, if I was only eligible to get unemployment. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=429 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Yee Ha"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve, sporting a stetson, are talking]]
/ Steve: You lily-livered keyboard player! / Steve: You couldn't rock the milk out of an aphid if ya were a 50-foot ant! / Pete: Ooh, what a STINGING barb! / Pete: Kiss me, you pole cat!
/ [[Steve's hat flies off... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=430 |
| diesel sweeties: "Auntie MAIM" | Eve: I'm not evil. / Eve: Just fickle. / [[Red Robot appears next to Eve.]]
/ Red Robot: I'm not evil either! / Red Robot: I just maimed up a bunch of hu-mans when you dumped me. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=431 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: You ever notice how the latest sensation is always sweeping the nation, Steve-O? / Metal Steve: Yeah! It's kind of like secret military radar! / Clango: Blip! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=432 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil' Sis: The Halter Top! Thusly named for its uncanny ability to stop time! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=433 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Robot Double "Bango," I have orders for you! / Clango: Go to my job so I can stay home all day! / Bango: But you do not have a job, Master Clango! / Clango: Then let's make out! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=434 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve, talking]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: As long as it's with a baked good, it's not considered cheating. / [[Indie Rock Pete smirks.]] / Metal Steve: "But, Pete! What about French Crullers? Ha Ha!" / Metal Steve: How am I supposed to work with such a predictable set-up? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=435 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title: Pale Suzie}} / Indie Rock Pete: I don't need a job. I'm a critically-acclaimed rock star. / Pale Suzie: Sweet. I happen to practice Wicca competitively. / Suzie: I commune with nature better than anyone in my weight class! / Pete: And you have very tightly packed boobies! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=436 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Pete: Pale Suzie! Do you seriously get paid to talk to trees?
/ Pete: Do they talk back or is it some kind of super scam?
/ Suzie: Are you trying to insult me or pick me up?
/ [[Both grin foolishly/blushingly]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=437 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Pale Suzie in Suzie's bed]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Suzie, I must say the black satin sheets are a classy touch! / Indie Rock Pete: But shouldn't you be sad or something? / Indie Rock Pete: You know, what with all the death stuff and no sunlight...
/ [[Pale Suzie grins wickedly]] / [[Lights... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=438 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title: Diner Doom}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Pale Susie sitting in a booth at a diner, Lil' Sis is overhearing from the next booth]] / Pete: Yum-a-yum! There is nothing quite like a post-coital breakfast! / Pete: I couldn't tell you how long it's been since I had one. / Susie: I seem to remember... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=439 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title: Is She A Ho?}} / Lil' Sis: Fun fact that you might not believe: *Indie Rock Pete has a girlfriend!* / Maura: Is she a conscript or a volunteer? / Lil' Sis: Huh? / Maura: I axed you *"Is she a how?"* http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=440 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango, with Roger the Kitty next to him on a counter]]
/ Clango: You can lead a cat to fiber - / Clango: But you can't make him poop. / [[Roger the kitty frowns and fumes]] / [[Roger the kitty gone]]
/ Clango: I'm allowed to steal a little of his dignity cuz' I feed him! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=441 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Ghost Zack and Pale Suzie talking]]
/ Ghost Zack: A pox upon you, Pale Suzie! / Ghost Zack: Your grins and orgasms betray our dark assemblage.
/ [[Pale Suzie with a 'can you believe this guy??' look]] / Ghost Zack: You're out of the coven, sister! / Pale Suzie: Bah! Covens are for witches and you're... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=442 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango puppet: Hi! I am a puppet of a robot who is always bragging about his sex life! Whee! Yay! / Clango puppet: I like talking about it every chance I get! I know it does not get on anyone's nerves! / Clango puppet: But I never share the booty because I am der stinken-pantsen http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=443 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Pale Suzie and a concerned looking Clango, talking]]
/ Clango: Hu-man friend Pale Suzie, is something wrong? / Clango: You're Goth-ish and you're... SMILING! / Pale Suzie: Must be a side-effect of snogging Indie Rock Pete / [[Clango horrified]]
/ Clango: And you're... SMILING! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=444 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Ghost Zack, alone, reading]]
/ Ghost Zack: Excerpts from "Goth Stereotype Monthly"... / Ghost Zack: When someone asks how you feel, sigh loudly. / Ghost Zack: Ooh! How To Make Your Heart Twice As Black In Just Two Weeks! / Ghost Zack: Snap into a Slim Jim? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=445 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete in tennis suit and headband, Pale Suzie with huge goggles on, talking]] / Indie Rock Pete: Pale Suzie! Prepare for Verbal Tennis!
/ Pale Suzie: Goggles - CHECK! / Indie Rock Pete: When you eat meat, you eat juicy murder!
/ Pale Suzie (red text): One B-B-Q 187, Officer. / Indie Rock... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=446 |
| Big Mug | [[I. R. Pete is shaking while Pale Suzie just stares]] / [[I. R. Pete continues shaking]] / Pale Suzie: I am getting you a smaller coffee mug for your birthday. / [[I. R. Pete continues shaking]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=447 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango and Metal Steve, talking]] / [[Metal Steve with little red heart above his head]]
/ Metal Steve: Clango, there's this girl I like, but I don't know how to tell her. / Clango: You could have shirts made and pass them out to all her friends! / Clango: Or you could cut a message into her lawn! / Clango:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=448 |
| Veggie Time: diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango lies on a table with smoke coming out of a hatch in his chest as Collin looks on]]
/ Collin: Clango, what have I told you about eating vegetables? / Clango: Oh the tragedy! Seduced by celery! / {{title text - Veggie time}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=449 |
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