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mac tiv ists lil' sis: [[to pete]] war totally rules! / lil' sis: all the sexy protester boys are so /passionate!/ / lil' sis: ...and it's easy for a /lady/ of /my/ charms to take advantage! / pete: [[to clango]] the comeback was /so/ worth it.
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lazy lil' sis: zzz / lil' sis: sooo tired... picked up too many boys at the anti-war rally. / lil' sis: i am too lazy to wet the bed! / torpor: speak for yourself! / lil' sis: eww!!!
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pudding power clango: mmm! raoul, this is some seriously amazing pudding! / raoul: aww, thank you! it's a /very/ special recipe i learned on the high seas! / raoul: it combines the fun taste of tapioca pudding with all the fresh style of /real/ pirates! / raoul: i call it "fancy jack's /extra fancy/ one-eyed flan!"
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commietron clango: long live the sexual revolution! / maura: the revolutionary zeal that makes a body squeal! / maura: shall we get all /carnal,/ honored comrade clango? / ...and long live the indissoluble union of the working class & the intelligentsia!
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keen coolant clango: /holy haircuts!/ your neck is now seventy percent more visible! / maura: you like? / clango: internal cooling systems /failing!/ / clango: overheating in a /very good way!/ / clango: /initiate sexy reactor core coolant dump!/
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menace ellen steve: you changed your name? / menace-11: i am no longer menace-11! / menace-11: i am hereby menace-/ellen!/ / menace-ellen: i feel like a totally new person!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Danzig: Why hast thou dared summon Danzig from darknes, lil' wench? / Lil' Sis: I wish to promise my first-born to you so that you might bathe in its life-blood! / Danzig: And what do you desire in return? Gold? Jewels? Diet Dr. Pepper? / Lil' Sis: I think a pair of blue suede shoes are a fair trade for an infant. / [[Danzig morphs into Elvis]] / Danzig: Hee hee! That's all? / [[Elvis morphs into Danzig]] / Danzig: Umm ... I mean "Your sacrifice is worthy!" / Danzig: Now all we need is a stone slab to "seal the deal" on.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis, scruffy, looks in the mirror]] / Lil' Sis: One ring to rule them all! / [[Lil' Sis, freshly showered, looks in the mirror]] / Lil' Sis: One ring to find them! / [[Lil' Sis, in a skimpy shiny gold top, attracts a lot of male attention]] / Lil' Sis: One ring to bring them all! / Lil' Sis: ...and in the darkness bind them!
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punk phase [Indie Rock Pete and Pale Suzie talk. Pete is going through his punk phase, with died green hair and wearing a white T-shirt with torn sleeves.]] / Suzie: Indie Rock Pete! I'm only gonna ask you this nicely ONE TIME. / Suzie: Then I'm gonna beat your ass with a pipe. / [[Indie Rock Pete raises his eyebrows hopefully. Suzie scowls.]] / Suzie: Is this supposed to be some kind of punk phase? / Pete: Grr?
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punk trunk [[Nipples the Bear and Indie Rock Pete talk. Pete is in his punk phase, with dyed green hair and wearing a white T-shirt with torn sleeves.]] / Nipples: Punk, drunk, trunk, SPUNK! / Nipples: ...An abbreviated tale of how I will buy you beers and seduce you! / Nipples: It's a variation on a story I tell about frat boys. / Nipples: But it ends the same way!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic torpor: torpor strong! torpor lift things when asked nice! / steve: hiya, torpor! i'm metal steve. / torpor: torpor have good manners! / torpor: but torpor think you a liar, pink soft-skin-man!
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clown prince of punk [[Indie Rock Pete is hassled by Bat Jew. Pete is in his punk phase, with dyed green hair and a white T-shirt with torn sleeves.]] / Bat Jew: Oh dear! OH NO! It is the clown prince of PUNK-NOUVEAU! / Bat Jew: You fall into a vat of fabric softener at the local laundromat? / Pete: It was bleach. / Pete: And it ruined my bestest favorite bunny jammies.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{title text: the macro micro hate}} / Pete: Oh how I hate atoms! I Hate them so much! / Suzie: Um, you hate atoms? / Pete: They think they're all cool being the building blocks of matter. / Pete: If I ever see one with my naked eye, I'm gonna kill it!
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boozicles Clango: I heard that all rich people start boozing it up as soon as they wake in the morning! / Clango: Does that mean all poor people drink coffee before bedtime? / Maura: Of course not! Don't generalize. / Maura: It means that we are a nation of drug addicts. / Clango: Yay!
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fox in the snow Maura: I am dead, balls-up, empty-ass, flat broke. / Maura: I need money FAST and I'm going to have to swallow my pride to get it. / Lil Sis: My high and mighty sister finally comes to me for money! HA! / Maura: Not quite. Grab a camera.
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oops heh Clango: I'm worried about Maura. We should help her. / Lil Sis: She's not my responsibility! / Lil Sis: If she wants to have sex in furry animal suits, I say let her! / Clango: [[sad face]] / Lil Sis: Oops! Heh.
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lookit the time Clango: Oh, Red Robot. Today is totally not rad. I need your advice. / Red Robot: Use your huge, metal claws! The bones of your enemies can help make flowers grow! / Red Robot: Um... / Red Robot: I mean, I'm here for you if you want to talk... "buddy"?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"burn it"}} / [[Red Robot and Clango are talking]] / Red Robot: I KNOW WHAT WILL CHEER YOU UP! / [[Red Robot's chest opens to reveal bottles labeled XX]] / Red Robot: TRY SOME HU-MAN BRAIN SOLVENT. / Clango: Sorry, Red! I don't drink. / [[Red Robot's chest closes]] / [[Red Robot holds a flaming XX bottle out to Clango]] / Red Robot: DRINK?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"really disturbing"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete, with green hair, is talking with Batjew]] / Pete: Grr! Would it KILL you to pick up your used condoms when you are done with them?! / [[Pete stares at Batjew, who looks away in thought]] / [[Pete stares at Batjew some more, who grins impishly]] / Batjew: Hoppy belated easter! Like my little egg hunt?
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vee jay [[Lil' Sis talks to Indie Rock Pete]] / Lil' Sis: You un-dyed your hair! Are you a ZOMBIE now? / Pete: Yeah, I'm just shuffling around without a soul like an MTV Vee-Jay. / Lil' Sis: That would be a cool job... just like having a farm subsidy! / Lil' Sis: You could get paid to NOT play music videos!
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what cool is [[Lil' Sis talks to Indie Rock Pete]] / Lil' Sis: Wow. Your "punk" phase lasted all of 37 minutes! / Lil' Sis: Is it just me or are you always faking along with some new trend? / [[Pete smiles]] / Pete: Yeah. / Pete: That's what cool IS.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"goto ten"}} / [[Menace-11, dressed in drag as Menace Ellen, is talking to Metal Steve]] / Menace: >10: PARTY / Menace: >20: GET "STARTED" / Menace: >30: GOTO 10 / [[Menace-11 continues to grin as Steve gives a worried look]]
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Maura is dressed as a paper cup of Coca-Cola and Lil' Sis has a camera.]] / Lil' Sis: I'm not saying it's bad--I just don't see how this is pornography. / Maura: Watch it, Lil' Sis! / Maura: The porno creed states: (and I quote) / Maura: "We do not judge! We do not mope! We take their cash! They watch us grope!" / Maura: You want to work in this business? You don't judge anyone. Even the Big Gulp fetishists.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Maura: Dangit! Why did they have to legalize porno? / Lil' Sis: (Insert crime does not pay joke here) / Maura: Am I that predictable? / Lil' Sis: Nope. But somebody is.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Torpor: Torpor strong! Torpor lift things when asked nice! / Maura: "Lift"-lift or just "lift"? / Torpor: What's the magic word, new friend? / Maura: Pretty please will you knock over a liquor store for me?
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you are boring [[Nipples the Bear is at his drawing table, holding a giant pencil]] / Nipples: Hey, gang! I know that it's really tough being a kid these days. / Nipples: What with all the guns, drugs and emo kids at school. / Nipples: I hate to break it to you but it's also tough being a grown-up! / Nipples: Jobs, bills and responsibility are big things you'll have to deal with! / Nipples: And that's why it's important to never give up on your art! / Nipples: Because in ten years, it will probably be the only part of you that isn't boring!
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Block Rock [[Metal Steve and Electron Mike are listening to music. Mike is blissful while Steve is disturbed.]] / Metal Steve: Curse these repetitive block-rockin' beats! Grr! / [[Mike frowns.]] / Metal Steve: Can't you play something with guitars and actual people singing? / Metal Steve: This music feels like getting felt up by a darn cell phone! / [[Mike smiles as a heart appears above his head.]]
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Metal Steve: You paid for music that you download? Ha! That's so dumb! / Metal Steve: Why, that's even dumber than paying for cable! / Metal Steve: I don't pay for nuthin' I can't hold in my hands! / Electron Mike: Like a decent haircut?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Red Robot: You're a sap-tastical sucker, Clango! What did I tell you about trusting hu-mans!? / Red Robot: They're all like "If you cut me, do I not bleed?" / Red Robot: And we're all like "Not able to injure a human being or let them come to harm". / Red Robot: What a bunch of drippy-ass hypocrites!
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ask anyone [[Red Robot talks with Clango]] / Red Robot: Those damn dirty hu-mans are only good for one thing: EXTERMINATION! / Red Robot: You don't believe me? / [[Suddenly there are three Red Robots, and they speak in unison]] / Red Robots: Just ask anyone.
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