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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[On phone]]
/ Lil' Sis: Hello, is this Joel? / Lil' Sis: Hi! My sister Maura gave me your number and said I could call you to go out to dinner some night. / Lil' Sis: So - are you free? / [[In shower]]
/ Joel: Very free. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=30 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Looking in mirror]]
/ Joel: (in blue polo shirt) Nah. / Joel: (in orange/green ringer shirt) No. / Joel: (in wifebeater) Too "Eminem." / Joel: "Sextacular in Pink." I want that to be my epitaph some day. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=31 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis shaking her butt in tight vinyl pants]] / Maura : You're seriously wearing vinyl pants on a blind date? / Lil' Sis : With a hat ass like mine, I'd be a fool not too! / Maura : You're seriously wearing vinyl pants on a blind date? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=32 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura and Lil' Sis are talking]]
/ Maura: Well have fun on your date with Joel. / Lil' Sis: If by "fun" you mean "sex with porn star," then you got it! Heh! / [[Lil' Sis is outside]]
/ Lil' Sis: I hope he has cash, because I sure don't. / Lil' Sis: I live in a magical world where men pay for dinner... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=33 |
| .... | lil' sis: .oO( [[pixellated condoms]] ) / lil' sis: .oO( i can't get these visions of prophylactics to quit their dancing in my head.
/ < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=34 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Joel: She was supposed to be here over an hour ago. I hope she's ok / Joel: If she got hit by a train or mugged, that would be even worse than getting stood up. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=35 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Maura are facing each other. Indie Rock Pete is grinning, Maura looks like she's enduring a hardship]] / Indie Rock Pete: Your sister went on a date with ME when I told her the truth about Joel. / Maura: She picked a cranky, faux indie rocker over a sweetheart programmer boy?... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=36 |
| (no title) | [[Meanwhile at the GNU Public Tavern...]] / Big Zeldman: What's wrong, Joel? / Joel: Hey, Big Zeldman. I got stood up tonight for not being a porn star. / Big Zeldman: Damn! I'm all for web standards– but some girls need to lower theirs a tad. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=37 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura is standing next to Clango. She has dazzled bubbles over her head and green puke on her chin which is falling on her shirt, Clango looks worried and is also covered in green puke]] / Maura: [[looking at Clango]] Sorry about that. I appear to have had too much to drink. / Clango: [[smiling]]... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=38 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Hey Sabrina. Whatcha drawing? / Sabrina: I'm sketching Indie Rock Pete over there eating a burrito. / Sabrina: Ever since he started going out with your sister...he seems more attractive somehow. / Maura: Oh, gross out!! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=39 |
| SERIOUSLY! | Maura : Seriously, Sabrina! What in the name of crap do you see in that boy? / Maura : He hasn't got a job. He never "got around" to starting a band - yet all he does is criticize music! / Maura : He hasn't even got a nice ass! / Sabrina : Yeah, you're right. He's totally indie. Siiiigh... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=40 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Whee! I've got mail! / Um..why does a robot need to use a laptop? Aren't you at least part computer? / I don't actually use the laptop-it kind of just helps me focus my "chi" / He uses it because he is a moron! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=41 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Clango, honey... / Maura: Who is your little friend down there staring up my skirt? / Clango: That's my pal Div. He's watching my cat while we go out to dinner. / Maura: Does he like being kicked very, very hard?
/ Div: No. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=42 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Sweetie, what's wrong? / Clango: Some girl on the subway said I had a big ass. / Maura: Aw, honey that just isn't true. You don't even have an ass. / Clango: I don't? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=43 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura's nipples are hard and Clango doesn't understand why]] / Clango: Honey, why are your nipples doing that? / Maura: < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=44 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Aww, what a precious little baby! / Clango: It's so cute, I could just die! Honey, come look! / Maura: I thought we had a talk about this before we went shopping. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=45 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Hey Diggy ho. My rhymes be fierce like a tiger!
/ Indie Rock Pete: Fierce like a rhino?
/ Clango: Fierce like our "zesty" bacon chicken grille - Try one today!
/ Indie Rock Pete: Wiggy wiggy what? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=46 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Daniel: Hi Maura!
/ Maura: Hi Daniel. / Daniel: You sure are pretty. Would you like to go on a date with me? / Maura: I'm sorry Daniel, but you know I'm already seeing Clango. / Daniel: But he's a refrigerator! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=47 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Thanks Clango. You're such a thoughtful little robot. / Clango: So you finally admit that I do actually have free will? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=48 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: I'm Batgirl "classic"! / Joel: I'm the Silver Age Green Lantern! / Joel: ?
/ Buzzboy: I'm Buzzboy from Buzzboy.net! / Buzzboy: It's an online comic! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=49 |
| diesel sweeties: The "Cool" Wolverine | Indie Rock Pete: YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT MY COSTUME IS SUPPOSED TO BE? / Indie Rock Pete: I'M THE COOL, 1980S VERSION OF WOLVERINE FROM THE X-MEN. / Joel: BUT YOU'RE ONLY WEARING THE MASK! WHAT A LAME COSTUME! / [[Clango carrying a tiny man-doll]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I PUT MORE EFFORT INTO IT... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=50 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango and Maura are discussing how dumb girls are]] / Clango: What is it like having an inferior analog thought process? / Maura: You know there are nicer ways to phrase that question my anodized chum. / Clango: Ok. What is it like being housed in such a soft, fragile, squishy shell?
/ [[Maura is... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=51 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: She's always overreacting to what I say! / Clango: It makes me so mad I could just scream [["scream" is in red]]! / Clango: Maybe I should just calm down and get a hot cup of coffee. / Clango: [[Looking evil]] And pour it on some flowers. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=52 |
| .... | clango: hey, red robot #c-63! do you wanna go and smash some hu-mans? / red robot: ha ha! did that evil flesh bag dump you? / red robot: i told you that elitist mammal would never see you as an equal! ha ha ha ha ha! / clango: why do you see /everything/ as class warfare?! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=53 |
| .... | clango: she didn't dump me. well, not /exactly./ / red robot: let me guess! you said something stupid! / red robot: you offended her puny, biological brain and now you blame yourself! / red robot: ha ha ha ha! you = chump! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=54 |
| .... | clango: what kind of protest will bring attention to our social plight? / {{n/t}} / red robot: i advocate violent, bloody revolution. / red robot: because i have no blood! ha ha ha! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=55 |
| ... | clango: now we go forth and riot! equal rights for all robots! / clango: our mechanical might will show them that we mean business! / clango: we will crush their soft, pink skin and alluring eyes... / clango: [[from last panel]] they will be no... um... /match/ for...
/ [[cute girl hearts clango]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=56 |
| .... | red robot: hey johnny toaster! as usual, clango has abandoned his robot brothers to go meet some cute girl. / red robot: he is such a quitter when it comes to rioting, protesting and crushing humans. / {{n/t}}
/ [[flaming toast and smoke pop up from the top of johnny]] / red robot: i agree. you have... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=57 |
| .... | pete: [[from off panel]] good god, i /hate/ clango cyclotron. / pete: lookit him over there, flirting with that cute girl. how can a clanking tin can be such a ladies man? / pete: to think he already /has/ a hot girlfriend! / {{n/t}}
/ [[pete smriks as he remembers about the fourth dimension.]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=58 |
| .... | pete: maura! i saw your beloved metal beau clango talking to some cute girl. / pete: with /great/ familiarity! / maura: that must have been his sister. she's in town this week. / pete: a robot with a /human/ sister? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=59 |
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