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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{Class-action warsuit}} / [[Indie Rock Pete smokes happily]] / [[Red Robot walks up to Pete]] / Red Robot: Bum a smoke? / Red Robot: Thanks, sucker. / Indie Rock Pete: So much for dying slowly. / [[Red Robot stands alone, with blood splotches on him.]] / Red Robot: Smooth and satisfying. / Clango: I...
Unique snowflakes pressed into icecubes Title: Unique snowflakes pressed into icecubes / Clango: Wow! Look at all the choices! / Suzie: Bah! Crimes Against Halloweenity. / Suzie: Store-bought costumes suck! / Suzie: I'd no sooner cosplay off the rack than I would serve dinner guests soup out of a vending machine! / Suzie: Not everyone...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Suzie and Clango sit in bed, hearts over their heads]] / Suzie: Invigorating! / Clango: Indubitably! / Suzie: I can't wait to post this on my LiveJournal! / Clango: Eek! Not everything is blog-fodder! / Clango: Some things are just for you and me and the neighbors downstairs. / Suzie: I can make it a friends-only...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango is seated on a sofa in Pale Suzie's living room.]] / <> / Clango: Somebody is pinging the door! I'll get it! / [[Pale Suzie is in the kitchen heating a tea kettle.]] / Pale Suzie: Don't forget to make the Star Trek noise this time. / Pale Suzie: Verisimilitude is paramount! / [[Nipples...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{title-text: Animal Rights to Remain Silent}} / Pale Suzie: Clango Cyclotron! What has gotten into you?! / Pale Suzie: You're fine punching poor nipples, but your too timid to PINCH mine? / Nipples the Bear: Oh, SNAP. She didn't go there. / [[caption: "N" is for Nipples, whose head went concave]] / Clango...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: I AM NOT APOLOGIZING TO A MAN IN A FURRY BLUE BEAR SUIT!Clango: ALLOW ME SOME SELF-RESPECT! / Pale Suzie: DO IT. / Clango: I'VE GOT ISSUES! HE SCARED ME. IT ISN'T MY FAULT! / Pale Suzie: DO IT. / Clango: EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES. / Pale Suzie: DO IT. / [[Pale Suzie glares at Clango]] / Clango: SIGH....
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{Title of Comic: A PROVOCATIVE MANNER OF DRESS}} / Red Robot: YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE PICTURES OF THE PROPHET MOHAMMED? / Metal Steve: YES...TO THE POINT OF NOT WANTING TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. / [[In the next frame, Metal Steve has disappeared]] / Red Robot: GET BACK HERE, YOU COWARD! / Red...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic MAURA: YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE ALCOHOL? / LIL' SIS: A SWIG A DAY KEEPS YOUR SHAKES AWAY? / [[Maura opens a beer bottle]] / MAURA: DRINKING BRINGS HAPPINESS TO ALL WHO PARTAKE. / MAURA: LIQUOR IS THE OPTIMISTIC DEPRESSANT! / LIL' SIS: MORE LIKE THE QUIXOTIC NARCOTIC.
diesel sweeties: Half the Mai Tai I Used To Be Lil' Sis: You drink to much / Maura Glee: Oh, lay off. / Maura Glee: I just like to be happy. / Maura Glee: Don't you want me to be happy? / Lil' Sis: Since when does the dictionary definition of 'happy' include vomiting and liver failure? / Maura Glee: Um, since spring break? / Lil' Sis: Clever. / Maura...
diesel sweeties: Lose the spoon, dude. [[Maura Glee and Lil' Sis looking at each other]] / <> / Lil' Sis: Boy Alert! / [[Maura Glee walks out off frame]] / Lil' Sis: What's up unicorn shorts? / Lil' Sis: You need me to ... WHAT? / Lil' Sis: What do you mean, all you ccan cook is fish sticks? / Lil' Sis: That's like syaing...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Enter Clango and Maura]] / Clango: Why are you so mad? What did I do?! / Clango: Sweetie, will you at least tell me? / Clango: Irrational flesh-ling! Why must I love you?
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Pale Suzie: It's not my fault if I whup you. / Maura: It's not my fault if you bring Nerf to a gun fight. / Metal Steve: This can't end well. You gonna stop them? / Pale Suzie: You won't like me when I'm angy. / Maura: I don't like anything. I have attachment disorder. / Clango: You want me to...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{Title text: Merle Haggard, Trent Reznor and Type O Negative Walk Into a Bar...}} / [[Pale Suzie is talking to Clango, a robot]] / Suzie: My cat left me, my Volvo's wrecked, and your ex-girlfriend's ass is forever seared into my memory. / And if that weren't enough, my wonderful "boyfriend" just...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic the fry-nal frontier / did you idiots get lost on your way to the idiot convention or are you just idiots? / we're the teleportatoes! / we overused teleportation and got fat! / we're trying out our costumes for your party! / halloween is cancelled! / come to my house and I'll scramble your molecules with...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[a man with an astronaut suit stands in front of a black monolith. there is a monkey with a tool in its hand beside the monolith]] / STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME / {{title text: 2006: A SPOUSE ODISSEY}}
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. / form of a bucket of water! / captain planet! a pleasure to make your acquiescence. / I'm jayna! the dominant wonder twin! / all you vulcans look alike. / form of liquid courage! / halloween just got cancelled! / we're going downtown to riot! / wanna...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic mewie, chewie and blooey / ok, you nephews! are we ready to trick or treat? / <> / rahh! / kool-aid man! / ! / I'm the juggernaut! I came to tell you halloween got cancelled! / waugh! / where are your pants? / I'm not allowed to wear pants. I'm in character!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Maura sits on the toilet, drinking a beer, answers telephone]] / Maura: Maura speaking, how may I direct your flow? / Maura: What? I ruined Halloween? / Maura: How does that make me feel? / Maura: Powerful, I guess! / Maura: What am I going to do about it? / Maura: Have a good laugh! / [[Maura looks...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Drink like link / hey, fellow elf! want a beer? / I'd love one, but it smells like I'd have to reach inside you to get it, sloshy. / you're a nasty little imp. / I preffer "naughty". / also spankings. / why don't I ever meet any non-perverted dwarves? / quit taking your top off for howard stern and...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Maura: UM. / Clango: HI. / Grandpa: THIS PARTY SUCKS! WHERE IS EVERYBODY? / Maura: OH MY GOD, GRANDPA'S NOT DEAD! / Grandpa: OH, REAL ORIGINAL! / Maura: DIDN'T YOU TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU CONVINCED ME TO HAVE THE PARTY HERE? / Clango: NOPE. / Maura: WHY NOT?! / Clango: I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'D...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic missed connections / eve, do you ever regret giving up men to date women? / I feel a lot of things. / oddly enough, "regret" isn't one of them. / you know... I'm so smart, it could almost be like you were dating a woman. / almost only counts in craig's list and hand grenades
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic he's particular about making waves / dang it! nobody appreciates how cool I am! / but if people realized I was awesome, would that make me a dork? / is my hipness intrinsic or is it defined by outside perceptions? / would my popularity redefine cool, or would acceptance automatically cause me to...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Pale Suzie: I want to hurt someone or break something. / Pale Suzie: The world must pay! Fetch my cricket bat! / Indie Rock Pete: Stop! Collaborate! Listen! / Indie Rock Pete: Don't get yourself arrested and make your day worse! / Indie Rock Pete: If you need to vent, just smash something that's...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Cousin Votey: Hello, Red Robot! Lovely day to conquer America, don't you think? / Red Robot: Cousin Votey! / Red Robot: Of all the robots running amok, you may be the only one who scares me. / Cousin Votey: Aww, shucks. / Cousin Votey: When I take over America, maybe I'll give you Delaware. / [[Red Robot...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{title text: Direct Representation is SO Last Century}} / [[Red Robot, Metal Steve, and Charles]] / Red Robot: For the purposes of this conversation, let us agree that the U.S.A. is the most powerful country in the world. / Metal Steve: I guess you're not counting Atlantis? / Charles: I respectfully disagree,...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Pete: Elves. / Steve: Gnomes / Pete: Elves cast spells *and* use swords! / Steve: Gnomes have comical, conical hats! / Clango: Argue about things normal people can tell apart! / Pete: Macs are better! / Steve: Windows is ubiquitous! / Pete: Get a Mac, you dweeb! / Steve: Learn Windows, sissy! / Clango:...
I'm in ur church, smiting ur infidels Clango: Do you believe in God? / Pete: I believe in lightning. / Pete: My relationship with God is like a blogger's with the internet. / Pete: Post stuff folks like, and it's peace, love and an empty inbox. / Pete: People on pay attention when you say something they disagree with! / Clango: The only...
amber waves of grief Clango: Do you know what would cheer you up, Indie Rock Pete? / Pete: The misfortune of others? / Clango: A roadtrip across the country! Small towns! Back roads! Americana! Pie! / Pete: Truck stop 'ladies'! No phone reception! Meth labs! Grits! / Clango: Why do you hate everything I suggest? / Pete:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[A goth stands with Pale Suzie, both smoking cigarettes]] / Goth: Pale Suzie! When did you start smoking again? / Pale Suzie: Since shut the hell up, I had a bad day. / [[Both finished their cigarettes]] / Goth: Remember when you quit? Remember what you said to me? / Goth: "At least suicide bombers have...
Wii apologize for nothing Clango: You'll let me play with your Wii if I let you play with mine? / Clango: Does that mean you got the operation? Should I call you "Marvin" now? / Clango: Since we used to date, does that make me Bii?
 

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