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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{Class-action warsuit}}
/ [[Indie Rock Pete smokes happily]] / [[Red Robot walks up to Pete]]
/ Red Robot: Bum a smoke? / Red Robot: Thanks, sucker.
/ Indie Rock Pete: So much for dying slowly. / [[Red Robot stands alone, with blood splotches on him.]]
/ Red Robot: Smooth and satisfying. / Clango: I... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1590 |
| Unique snowflakes pressed into icecubes | Title: Unique snowflakes pressed into icecubes / Clango: Wow! Look at all the choices!
/ Suzie: Bah! Crimes Against Halloweenity. / Suzie: Store-bought costumes suck! / Suzie: I'd no sooner cosplay off the rack than I would serve dinner guests soup out of a vending machine! / Suzie: Not everyone... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1591 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Suzie and Clango sit in bed, hearts over their heads]]
/ Suzie: Invigorating!
/ Clango: Indubitably!
/ Suzie: I can't wait to post this on my LiveJournal!
/ Clango: Eek! Not everything is blog-fodder!
/ Clango: Some things are just for you and me and the neighbors downstairs.
/ Suzie: I can make it a friends-only... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1592 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango is seated on a sofa in Pale Suzie's living room.]]
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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title-text: Animal Rights to Remain Silent}}
/ Pale Suzie: Clango Cyclotron! What has gotten into you?! / Pale Suzie: You're fine punching poor nipples, but your too timid to PINCH mine? / Nipples the Bear: Oh, SNAP. She didn't go there.
/ [[caption: "N" is for Nipples, whose head went concave]] / Clango... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1594 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: I AM NOT APOLOGIZING TO A MAN IN A FURRY BLUE BEAR SUIT!Clango: ALLOW ME SOME SELF-RESPECT!
/ Pale Suzie: DO IT.
/ Clango: I'VE GOT ISSUES! HE SCARED ME. IT ISN'T MY FAULT!
/ Pale Suzie: DO IT.
/ Clango: EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES.
/ Pale Suzie: DO IT.
/ [[Pale Suzie glares at Clango]]
/ Clango: SIGH.... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1595 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{Title of Comic: A PROVOCATIVE MANNER OF DRESS}}
/ Red Robot: YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE PICTURES OF THE PROPHET MOHAMMED?
/ Metal Steve: YES...TO THE POINT OF NOT WANTING TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION.
/ [[In the next frame, Metal Steve has disappeared]]
/ Red Robot: GET BACK HERE, YOU COWARD!
/ Red... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1596 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | MAURA: YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE ALCOHOL?
/ LIL' SIS: A SWIG A DAY KEEPS YOUR SHAKES AWAY? / [[Maura opens a beer bottle]]
/ MAURA: DRINKING BRINGS HAPPINESS TO ALL WHO PARTAKE. / MAURA: LIQUOR IS THE OPTIMISTIC DEPRESSANT!
/ LIL' SIS: MORE LIKE THE QUIXOTIC NARCOTIC. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1597 |
| diesel sweeties: Half the Mai Tai I Used To Be | Lil' Sis: You drink to much / Maura Glee: Oh, lay off.
/ Maura Glee: I just like to be happy.
/ Maura Glee: Don't you want me to be happy? / Lil' Sis: Since when does the dictionary definition of 'happy' include vomiting and liver failure? / Maura Glee: Um, since spring break?
/ Lil' Sis: Clever. / Maura... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1598 |
| diesel sweeties: Lose the spoon, dude. | [[Maura Glee and Lil' Sis looking at each other]]
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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Enter Clango and Maura]] / Clango: Why are you so mad? What did I do?! / Clango: Sweetie, will you at least tell me? / Clango: Irrational flesh-ling! Why must I love you? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1600 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Pale Suzie: It's not my fault if I whup you. / Maura: It's not my fault if you bring Nerf to a gun fight. / Metal Steve: This can't end well. You gonna stop them? / Pale Suzie: You won't like me when I'm angy. / Maura: I don't like anything. I have attachment disorder. / Clango: You want me to... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1601 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{Title text: Merle Haggard, Trent Reznor and Type O Negative Walk Into a Bar...}} / [[Pale Suzie is talking to Clango, a robot]] / Suzie: My cat left me, my Volvo's wrecked, and your ex-girlfriend's ass is forever seared into my memory. / And if that weren't enough, my wonderful "boyfriend" just... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1602 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | the fry-nal frontier / did you idiots get lost on your way to the idiot convention or are you just idiots?
/ we're the teleportatoes!
/ we overused teleportation and got fat!
/ we're trying out our costumes for your party! / halloween is cancelled!
/ come to my house and I'll scramble your molecules with... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1603 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[a man with an astronaut suit stands in front of a black monolith. there is a monkey with a tool in its hand beside the monolith]]
/ STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME / {{title text: 2006: A SPOUSE ODISSEY}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1604 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. / form of a bucket of water! / captain planet! a pleasure to make your acquiescence. / I'm jayna! the dominant wonder twin!
/ all you vulcans look alike. / form of liquid courage!
/ halloween just got cancelled!
/ we're going downtown to riot!
/ wanna... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1605 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | mewie, chewie and blooey / ok, you nephews! are we ready to trick or treat? / < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1606 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura sits on the toilet, drinking a beer, answers telephone]]
/ Maura: Maura speaking, how may I direct your flow? / Maura: What? I ruined Halloween? / Maura: How does that make me feel?
/ Maura: Powerful, I guess! / Maura: What am I going to do about it?
/ Maura: Have a good laugh! / [[Maura looks... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1607 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Drink like link / hey, fellow elf! want a beer? / I'd love one, but it smells like I'd have to reach inside you to get it, sloshy. / you're a nasty little imp.
/ I preffer "naughty". / also spankings. / why don't I ever meet any non-perverted dwarves?
/ quit taking your top off for howard stern and... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1608 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: UM.
/ Clango: HI. / Grandpa: THIS PARTY SUCKS! WHERE IS EVERYBODY? / Maura: OH MY GOD, GRANDPA'S NOT DEAD!
/ Grandpa: OH, REAL ORIGINAL! / Maura: DIDN'T YOU TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU CONVINCED ME TO HAVE THE PARTY HERE? / Clango: NOPE. / Maura: WHY NOT?!
/ Clango: I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'D... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1609 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | missed connections / eve, do you ever regret giving up men to date women? / I feel a lot of things. / oddly enough, "regret" isn't one of them. / you know... I'm so smart, it could almost be like you were dating a woman. / almost only counts in craig's list and hand grenades http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1610 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | he's particular about making waves / dang it! nobody appreciates how cool I am! / but if people realized I was awesome, would that make me a dork? / is my hipness intrinsic or is it defined by outside perceptions? / would my popularity redefine cool, or would acceptance automatically cause me to... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1611 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Pale Suzie: I want to hurt someone or break something. / Pale Suzie: The world must pay! Fetch my cricket bat!
/ Indie Rock Pete: Stop! Collaborate! Listen! / Indie Rock Pete: Don't get yourself arrested and make your day worse! / Indie Rock Pete: If you need to vent, just smash something that's... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1612 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Cousin Votey: Hello, Red Robot! Lovely day to conquer America, don't you think?
/ Red Robot: Cousin Votey! / Red Robot: Of all the robots running amok, you may be the only one who scares me.
/ Cousin Votey: Aww, shucks. / Cousin Votey: When I take over America, maybe I'll give you Delaware.
/ [[Red Robot... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1613 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title text: Direct Representation is SO Last Century}} / [[Red Robot, Metal Steve, and Charles]]
/ Red Robot: For the purposes of this conversation, let us agree that the U.S.A. is the most powerful country in the world.
/ Metal Steve: I guess you're not counting Atlantis?
/ Charles: I respectfully disagree,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1614 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Pete: Elves.
/ Steve: Gnomes / Pete: Elves cast spells *and* use swords!
/ Steve: Gnomes have comical, conical hats! / Clango: Argue about things normal people can tell apart! / Pete: Macs are better!
/ Steve: Windows is ubiquitous! / Pete: Get a Mac, you dweeb!
/ Steve: Learn Windows, sissy! / Clango:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1615 |
| I'm in ur church, smiting ur infidels | Clango: Do you believe in God?
/ Pete: I believe in lightning. / Pete: My relationship with God is like a blogger's with the internet. / Pete: Post stuff folks like, and it's peace, love and an empty inbox. / Pete: People on pay attention when you say something they disagree with! / Clango: The only... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1616 |
| amber waves of grief | Clango: Do you know what would cheer you up, Indie Rock Pete? / Pete: The misfortune of others? / Clango: A roadtrip across the country! Small towns! Back roads! Americana! Pie! / Pete: Truck stop 'ladies'! No phone reception! Meth labs! Grits! / Clango: Why do you hate everything I suggest? / Pete:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1617 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[A goth stands with Pale Suzie, both smoking cigarettes]]
/ Goth: Pale Suzie! When did you start smoking again?
/ Pale Suzie: Since shut the hell up, I had a bad day. / [[Both finished their cigarettes]]
/ Goth: Remember when you quit? Remember what you said to me?
/ Goth: "At least suicide bombers have... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1618 |
| Wii apologize for nothing | Clango: You'll let me play with your Wii if I let you play with mine? / Clango: Does that mean you got the operation? Should I call you "Marvin" now? / Clango: Since we used to date, does that make me Bii? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1619 |
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