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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Honey, can I ask a stupid question? / Maura: There's no such thing! Ask away! / Clango: What makes boobies grow? / Maura: Sunlight, fertilizer and heavy petting. Bring your rake? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=270 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot talking with Indie Rock Pete]]
/ Red Robot: Hu-man! Do you have a light? / Indie Rock Pete: Sorry, Red Robot. I don't smoke. / Red Robot: My error! I thought you were a rocker! / Red Robot: This unit will go ask a cool hu-man instead. One that rocks out. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=271 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete talking with Clango outside]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I wanna hate smoking, but that's too easy! / Indie Rock Pete: Everybody hates somking! I'd rather take up a less popular cause. / Indie Rock Pete: I know! I'll quit drinking! Those teetotalers got nothing on me! / Indie Rock Pete: Hydration... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=272 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot talking to Metal Steve]]
/ Red Robot: Foolish hu-man! You crack me up! / Red Robot: Cigarettes aren't addictive! It's a chemical in matches! / Red Robot: you crazy hu-mans just can't get enough of that tasty sulfur and cheap cardboard! / Metal Steve: That reminds me of this one time when... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=273 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis and Eve in bed together]]
/ Lil' Sis: Well, so much for will power! / Lil' Sis: I guess we both have a little bit of "boy" in us. / [[No dialogue]] / Lil' Sis: Oh, you know what I mean! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=274 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete going to a halloween party dressed as "plastic man". Apparently]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Oh yeah. Feel the majesty! / Indie Rock Pete: Going halloweening as a respected superhero like Plastic Man is my most rockin' idea yet. / Indie Rock Pete: Not only do I get to show off my sexy, wiry... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=275 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Collin, wearing Metal Steve's shirt, is talking to someone in an Iron Man costume]]
/ Iron Man: Shame on you, Collin! What a lousy costume! / Collin: Bah! The REAL Iron Man wouldn't act like such a wussy little narc. / Collin: The REAL Iron Man would get drunk and fire death rats into crowds for a... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=276 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis talking to Charles. Both are wearing Star Trek Uniforms. Charles' is red. He's doomed.]]
/ Lil' Sis: Oh, how ironic! After a flubbed up romance, we show up in the same costume! / Lil' Sis: We have so much in common! We really ought to try it again! It be destiny! / Charles: Uh... I'm "engaged" / Lil'... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=277 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Collin wearing Metal Steve's shirt talking to someone in a costume, at a halloween party]]
/ Collin: Who are you supposed to be, Don Rocklers? / Person: I am mighty Darkseid, lord of Apokalips! / Person: I am the host of this halloween party! I am all powerful and all knowing, quisling! / Collin:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=278 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Joel and Lil' Sis at a haloween party. Joel is a zombie in a superman t-shirt, Lil' Sis is wearing a Star Trek uniform]]
/ Joel: Lil' Sis, me am not having a good time at this party!! / Joel: grr! Me am hating halloween! Your costume am ugly! / Lil' Sis: Bizarro Joel, do you want to go snuggle in... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=279 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Collin talking to Metal Steve. Collin is wearing Metal Steve's shirt, and Metal Steve is going topless]]
/ Metal Steve: May I have my shirt back, please? / [[No dialogue]] / Collin: Okay, okay! Just don't give me those heavy metal puppy dog eyes! / [[Colling gives Metal Steve his t-shirt back]]
/ Metal... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=280 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango talking with Maura]]
/ Clango: I love you! / Maura: What if love is just a chemical reaction? Love might be a lie! / Clango: My feelings are pure and true! I don't need chemicals to feel love. / Maura: That's not what my bartender says. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=281 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis and Maura talking]]
/ Lil' Sis: I'm bi-partisan! / Lil' Sis: I party twice as hard as the rest! / Lil' Sis: Can I count on your vote for proposition #319 - The Punchbowl Perogative? / Maura: You've been drinking with senators again, haven't you, sis? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=282 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis talking with Maura]]
/ Lil' Sis: I got a job working for a new political action group! Pow! / Lil' Sis: It's the "Coalition for Getting People to Work Together!" / Lil' Sis: Heh! It sure beats flipping burgers! / Maura: Yeah, you can spit in food on a far grander scale now. Congrats! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=283 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango talking with Maura]]
/ Clango: Maura honey, I need some sexual healing. / Clango: My wee-wee went snap-snap and it really hurts. / Maura: I hope you brought a spare! / Maura: It's usually cheaper to replace one than try to fix it! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=284 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango on his own]]
/ Clango: I'm powered by love! / [[Maura on her own]]
/ Maura: I'm powered by booze! / [[Indie Rock Pete on his own]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I'm powered by rock! / [[Menace-11 on his own]]
/ Menace-11: I'm powered by nuclear reactions! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=285 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete talking with Lil' Sis]]
/ Lil' Sis: Bah! Maybe if you were a salad garnish! / [[Indie Rock Pete looks hurt]] / Indie Rock Pete: Why can't you ever let me win just one argument? / Lil' Sis: Another blow struck for femininity! Ha! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=286 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango is talking to Indie Rock Pete]]
/ Clango: IN A REALLY GOOD RELATIONSHIP LIKE MINE, EVERY DAY IS A WEDNESDAY! / < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=287 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa is talking to the toaster]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: YOU HAD BETTER TAKE THAT BACK BREAD-BOY. / [[A plume of smoke rises from the toaster as it sets its toast on fire]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: !!! / Uncle Grandpa: IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT BACK, I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET MONOCHROMATIC ON YOUR SORRY ASS! / [[The... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=288 |
| Hoodie Mystic | EVE: EQUINOX BE DAMNED! / EVE: WINTER STARTS WHEN I DON MY MIGHTY HOOD. / EVE: [[SMILES]] / EVE: I MAY BE THE SEXIEST DRUID EVER. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=289 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Eve on her own smoking]]
/ Eve: < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=290 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Johnny Toaster on the side, being talked at by Red Robot]]
/ Red Robot: Hey, Johnny Toaster! / Red Robot: Political power is merely the organizd power of one class opressing another. / [[Johnny Toaster pops up a slice]]
/ Johnny Toaster: <> / Red Robot: It means rather than vote, I can go around... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=291 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Joel talking to Clango]]
/ Joel: All I want is a sweet girl who will love me for who I am. / Joel: Either that or one who can operate a light switch. Sigh. / Clango: Joel, we really need to work on your self-image. / Joel: Boobies now! Mental health later! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=292 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Charles talking with Clango]]
/ Charles: Hey Clango, I jsut noticed something. / Charles: As long as I've known you, you've never said "does not compute!" / Clango: And you've never spontaneously bust out rapping. / Charles: Stereotyping me as a Canadian? Shame on you! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=293 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve talking with Clango]]
/ Metal Steve: Hey Clango, what are you thankful for? / Clango: Hmm ... I'm thankful to be solar-powered and free from the tyranny of buying food! / Clango: I'm also thankful for affordable, easily upgradeable genitals! / Clango: Just typical robot stuff! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=294 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot talking to Metal Steve]]
/ Red Robot: Tearing the limbs off of hu-mans keeps me in shape! / Metal Steve: Really? Make a muscle for me! / Red Robot: You know I can't do that, Metal Steve. / Red Robot: You're just trying to make me cry... which I also can't do. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=295 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango talking with Maura]]
/ Clango: Cripes! Why is it that everybody thinks I'm good at math just because I'm a robot?! / Maura: you think you've got it bad? Try being an ex-porn star! / Clango: Yeah, but you ARE good at that. / Maura: And I went out on top, don't you forget it! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=296 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis and eve talking. Lil' Sis is holding a hot dog]]
/ Lil' Sis: Hot dogs!
/ Lil' Sis: The most symbolic of foods! / Eve: What does it represent to you, Lil' Sis? / Lil' Sis: Wieners! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=297 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango and Maura talking]]
/ Maura: I'm so drunk, I put the "rum" back in to runnage sale! / Clango: How about we skip that and just put the lick back into malt liquor! / Clango: I'd do it myself, but I haven't got a tongue. / Maura: Naughty and incapable? I like that! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=298 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango and Maura in bed]]
/ Maura: Technology is strange and always changing! / Maura: But I know I can always count on you, Clango. / Maura: I cna always count on you to be a sweet, lovable dork. / Maura: And to always make love in the same way. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=299 |
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