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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Charles; {{to Pete dressed as Lando Calrissian}} Lando, you sure are one smooth Mamma Jamma! / Pete; {{to Charles dressed as Han Solo(?)}} Hells, yes! All the fine ladies wanna visit my gas mines! / Charles; All of them? / Charles; Even your girlfriend? The one over there sitting on top of that big... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=540 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Suzie; {{to Steve dressed as Adam}} Not even if I was the last woman on Earth?
/ Suzie's snake; < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=541 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Grandpa; {{dressed as Mummy, to Roger dressed as ghost and Johnny dressed as witch}} Witch! Mummy! Ghost! We are the classics! / Grandpa; {{Johnny's hat is on fire. Roger leaves quickly}} Though I am unsure how wise it was for a toaster to wear a cloth hat. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=542 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura; {{sitting on the pot, drinking beer, talking on the phone}} Yup, I fired him. It'll be porno re-runs until we replace him. / Maura; But we'll be ok. Ooop! Excuse me one second. / < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=543 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis is lying in bed, under the covers and in the dark]] / Lil' Sis: I am never gonna leave this room. / Lil' Sis: Not to eat. Not even to pee. / Lil' Sis: I need nothing but the air and a crate of edible diapers. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=544 |
| talka talka talk | pete: clango, why are you /such/ a stupid dungus? / pete: jeez, why would anyone build a robot and not make it smart? / clango: i'm not dumb pete... it's [that you] you feel ins[ecure and] enjoy picking on people different than you.
/ pete: {{interrupting}} tra la la la la la! / {{n/t}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=545 |
| funky nepotism | maura: it's a business and i have to run it as such! / lil' sis: oh, come on! i'm your sister and i want a new job. / maura: sorry, but guys just don't pay to see girls with square nipples. / lil sis: {{square text bubble}} they are not square! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=546 |
| jealous bottoms | nipples: you can't let fear control you, clango / nipples: when something makes you stressed, it's best to admit it and take power away from it! / clango: i'm jealous of all hu-mans because i will never be able to try taking it in the rump. / nipples: ♥ http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=547 |
| manna | red robot: curses! it's so cold out tonight, there's no one to bludgeon.
/ kitten: mew? / red robot: did my groin just squeak? / kitten: mew? / red robot: just like helpless shivering manna from a heaven i have no reason to believe in! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=548 |
| overcompensating meal | clango: i miss my kitty so much that i'm seeing apparitions! / clango: i wish i knew why he took off and where he went. / clango: i may as well console myself with food. / {{n/t}} [[clango, dressed as ronald mcdonald, looks sadly at smiling happy meal box. golden arches and "McDonalds" logo on window... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=549 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Red Robot #C-63: OK, vulnerable kitty! Are you ready for some atomic warmth?
/ Roger the Cat: Mew? / Red Robot #C-63: Enter and be warm! I feel a kinship with you, feral one. / Red Robot #C-63: Trapped in a land run by hu-mans, your wild murderous urges curtailed unfairly! Bah! / Red Robot #C-63:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=550 |
| workin the funnybook farm | {{not sure about character's name -- blonde female / marketing droid}}
/ blonde female / marketing droidwow! comic book sales tripled! / they started going up right after we took the big boobie posters out of the window and hired a female clerk. / holy menstrual cycles, bat-neil! / could... could /girls/... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=551 |
| early | lil' sis: hey, boss.
/ boss: whoa! you're early today. / lil' sis: eh, i got nothing else going on... figured i might as well come in. / boss: ha! / boss: not the first time i've heard /that/ in a comic book store. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=552 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: Hey Fatty-Tum! Did someone install new eating software on your hard drive? Ha! / Indie Rock Pete: Is it corpulence 3.0? Chubster: Gold Edition? See-Food Diet XP? Ha! / Indie Rock Pete: How can someone metal get fat, anyway? / Metal Steve: Not all of us exercise regularl... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=553 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[No Lights]]
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| Bacon-Geddon | [[Roger the cat is sleeping]]
/ Roger: zzz / [[Smell is wafting toward Roger, who wakes up]]
/ Red Robot: Roger! I bring you death! Destruction! Famine! Vittles!
/ Roger: Prr? / [[Roger heads towards smell]]
/ Red Robot: Consume to live! Death is life! / [[Red Robot with apron and bacon]]
/ Red Robot:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=555 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango is fat]]
/ Clango: Robot double 'Bango'! What is the meaning of this insubordination! / Bango: What seems to be the problem, sir? / Clango: As my robot double, don't you think you should look more like me? Well? / Clango: Maximize taco input immediately or be destroyed! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=556 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Fat Clango stares at Johnny Toaster]] / Clango: Give it up, toaster! / [[Johnny Toaster emits smoke]] / Clango: Please! Dear God, I need my carbs! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=557 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Electron Mike: And while I find that the latest D.J. MILF album is inherently transgenerational... / Electron Mike: It certainly lacks the mono-mythical operaticism of their earlier recordings. / Electron Mike: They sure cut some sweet vinyl when they were known as the 'Oedipus Suplex'. / Lil' Sis:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=558 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Electron Mike listens to his stereo system with headphones]] / Pale Suzie: Ew, I don't think I'd ever date another audiophile. They're too anal! Too rigid! / Lil' Sis: Stiffness has its place, my dear Suzie. / Electron Mike: ! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=559 |
| Fat and Unhappy | [[Clango speaks to Maura while holding an ice cream sundae. Clango is obese.]] / Clango: I ain't going on no diet! / Clango: I am fat and depressed and I like it! / Clango: I gots mad doldrums- So step off, yo! / Clango smiles, covered in hot fudge. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=560 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Electron Mike: Beep boop beep! / < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=561 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot #C-63 and Roger the Cat are at Red Robot #C-63's house. Red Robot #C-63 is standing next to a table, upon which Roger the Cat is perched]] / Red Robot #C-63: Hey kitty! Who's a good kitty? YES YOU ARE! / Red Robot #C-63: Who wants to go destroy Earth with Daddy? / Red Robot #C-63: Hooray!... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=562 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete is carrying a cardboard moving box taped closed, and looks happy]] / Indie Rock Pete: All da fly-ass honeys better get jet packs! / Indie Rock Pete: 'Cuz Indie Rock Pete is moving outta Mom's basement and right up into the PENTHOUSE! / Indie Rock Pete: Right above 'FISH, CHIPS AND... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=563 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Doc Cunningham strips off Clango's extra mass with a blowtorch.]] / Doc Cunningham: Feel the burn, you once and former fatty! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=564 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete carries a box into his new apartment.]] / Indie Rock Pete: My first apartment! / Indie Rock Pete: So sexy! So 'spacious!' / Indie Rock Pete: Boxes are like furniture, just more indie. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=565 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Ha ha! Let's stomp on another dog! / / Kitty, why did you poop in my chest? / I thought we were best friends. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=566 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: Hanukkah used to be so cool. / Indie Rock Pete: I used to confound all the stupid gentile kids by chucking chocolate gold coins at them. / Indie Rock Pete: Now it just sucks on Xmas' fat weiner and it's just about the presents. / Indie Rock Pete: Bah! Not even the most tastiest of... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=567 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil' Sis: He's tidy, tall, trim & a tease. / Lil' Sis: ...also rather fastidious, meticulous and rather exacting. / Lil' Sis: Are his hands big enough to make up for his lack of a sense of humor? / Electron Mike: I wonder if she likes Thai food? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=568 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Metal Steve: Oh boy! I have electric mail! / Email: Dear Steve: While you were off being moral, I got busy with your girlfriend at Taco Bell! / Email: I don't know her name, but I do know how she tastes with hot sauce. She is my picante ho! / Email: Your arch-foe, Doctor Weiner. PS: Ha ha ha!
/ Metal... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=569 |
| A Foe Revealed | STEVE: Oh boy! I have electric mail!
/ CPU: DONG! / E-MAIL: Dear Steve: While you were off being moral, I got busy with your girlfriend at Taco Bell! / E-MAIL: I don't know her name, but I do know how she tastes with hot sauce. She is my picante ho! / E-MAIL: Your arch-foe, Doctor Weiner. PS: Ha... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?u=569 |
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