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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Red Robot #C-63: "Lost Cat" / Red Robot #C-63: "I miss my kitty so bad that I can't sleep at night. I weep all the time! My eyes bleed with sadness! Waahh!" / Red Robot #C-63: "Life without my best, warmest friend is not worth living. I would do anything to get him back safely!" / Red Robot #C-63:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=570 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve eyes Indie Rock Pete's apartment dubiously.]] / Metal Steve: Um, yeah. This is a pretty rad apartment. / Metal Steve: Um, I really like how everything is stacked up in gigantic heaps. / Indie Rock Pete: Sometimes I sleep on the boxes -- and sometimes I sleep in them! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=571 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Ahoy there! Notice anything different about me? Hmm?
/ Lil' Sis: Umm. / Lil' Sis: You're looking a bit less grotesquely fat. Get hit by a Honda? / Clango: Nope! I used a blowtor--
/ Lil' Sis: Dumbass! / Lil' Sis: Lasers are way lower in carbs! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=572 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: Hello! This is Fish, Chips & Adult Video -- what's your greasy fantasy? / Indie Rock Pete: Please note that this call may be recorded for quality assurance purposes! / <<*click*>> / Indie Rock Pete: They hung up? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=573 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Joel talk. Pete wears one of those white, fast food restaurant paper hats]]
/ Joel: Damn, bro! You took a job at a dirty video store? A smuttery? / Joel: And you live upstairs? That's either GROSS or really convenient! / Pete: Hey, this place is also a respectable family restaurant! / Joel:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=574 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Red Robot! Thank you for finding my kitty cat! / Red Robot #C-63: Why are you thanking me? / Clango: Um, for giving him back to me unharmed? / Red Robot #C-63: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=575 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Metal Steve: You got your girlfriend a hot dog for Christmas? / Indie Rock Pete: It's kind of a metaphorical gift certificate!
/ Metal Steve: ? / [[Indie Rock Pete snarfs down hot dog, winks]] / Metal Steve: How is that a gift for her? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=576 |
| Bed Bucks Bite | Maura: You feeling ok babe? / Maura: You're not on some kind of freaky juice fast are you? / Maura: You've been a total mess since your cat ran away / Clango: I'm just too depressed to trim my junk! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=577 |
| Uncle Beck | Clango: Uncle Beck! My best and most critically-acclaimed uncle! / Beck: Lil' nephew garbage-man can! It sounds like you need money. / Clango: My kitty is being held for ransom! I need ten grand! / Clango: Auntie Courtney was a total love-hole and just offered me pills. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=578 |
| The Invisible Art | Joel: What happened to your eye, Clango? / Clango: I dunno. Guess it fell out. / Joel: You still depressed about your lost cat? You smell kinda like a depressed person. / Maura: Is this what guilt feels like? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=579 |
| The Guilt River | Maura: Good morning, box of money! / [[Maura looks sadly at the box of money]] / Maura: I don't know how to tell you this, but I have to send you away now. / Maura: I'll miss you. And abusing the power you represent. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=580 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [Animated comic]] / [[Some presents sit under a Christmas tree. One is twitching]] / Clango: Roger! You came Home!
/ Roger: Mew! / [[Red Robot is taking a box of money from Maura]]
/ Red Robot: For another fifty I won't steal him back. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=581 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil Sis: Electrion Mike! Let's go dancing! / Electron Mike: No thanks. I'm a little more into analyzing music than feeling it. / [[Lil Sis stares at him]] / Lil Sis: Gee, that's sexy. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=582 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: Free porno is kind of cool, but the best part of this job is frying weird food for myself! / Indie Rock Pete: I'm deep frying a bottle of coke for dinner tonight! / [[One fist sticks out of a pool of grease filling the room]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=583 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | METAL STEVE: TEE HEE! I SWITCHED THE LABLES ON A FLOPPY DISC! MY ARCH-FOE LOST ALL HIS SCHOOLWORK! / METAL STEVE: HOLY COW, I AM THE MOST BADDEST HACKER IN TOWN! / BLACK ROBOT: I MISTOOK A GIRL WITH SHORT HAIR FOR A BOY YESTERDAY. / METAL STEVE: EGAD! YOU ARE A BIOTERRORIST! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=584 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete's head is bandaged]]
/ Clango: Wowsers! A real live mummy! / Clango: Mister Pharaoh, sir! Can you put in a good word with the sun god Ra for me? Please? / Clango: My birthday's coming up soon and I don't want it to rain! / Clango: Is it true that they take your brain out through your... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=585 |
| Faceless New Year | Lil Sis: Nice new style you got going on there, Petey! / Lil Sis: Your smouldering good looks have never been more evident! Hee! / Indie Rock Pete: I miss my face. / Lil Sis: I don't! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=586 |
| Cute Fright | [[Menace-11 addresses Metal Steve]] / Menace-11: Steve, you're a really cute boy. / Menace-11: Wait! Wait! Please don't run away! / Menace-11: I just want to know why you quit making porno movies! / Menace-11: I really admire your work. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=587 |
| This Man Thus Monstah | [[Indie Rock Pete is alone in a dark room with a computer. His face is bandaged.]] / Indie Rock Pete: I am alone. / Indie Rock Pete: Feared and despised by my fellow man, I am a horrifying outcast. / Indie Rock Pete: A monster burned into something too terrible to look at. / Indie Rock Pete: I guess... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=588 |
| Little Shaver | [[Red Robot #C-63 is addressing Clango]] / Red Robot: Look! A stupid hu-man lover. / Red Robot: What's up Sir Traitor Von Carpetbagger? / Red Robot: ...unless of course she shaves! Ha! / Red Robot: I can be as crude as I want! I've got tall cash now! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=589 |
| Talking Garage | Red Robot: I just bought myself a new mansion with a seventeen car talking garage! / Red Robot: Then I got a rocket implanted in my bottom so I can go flying with my buddy Tom Cruise! / [[Lil Sis grins]] / Red Robot: That came out wrong. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=590 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: I can't come out. I am too hideous. / Indie Rock Pete: I am going to die all alone like a goldfish in a mayo jar or a gay guy in the Vatican. / [[Metal Steve smirks]] / Metal Steve: But I've got pizza! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=591 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Uncle Grandpa: No one ever listens to me! Just because I only have one speaker doesn't mean I'm dumb! / Clango: Uncle Grandpa, you've been so sad since Auntie Grandma was recycled. / Clango: You should get out and make some friends closer to your own age. / Uncle Grandpa: Bah! I'm just not compatible,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=592 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Uncle Grandpa: It's over for me, kid. Why don't you go have fun skateboarding or eating shaved ice! / Clango: I'm worried about my Uncle Grandpa. / Clango: He's been so depressed and lonely lately! / Maura: I say we break him open and see if there's any treasure inside! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=593 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil' Sis: Oh no! It is the invisible jerk!
/ Maura: Oh dear! / Lil' Sis: He is undoubtably here to steal our money and peep into our windows! / Lil' Sis: Then he will strip nude and run away undetected by the local gendarmes! / Indie Rock Pete: Gaze upon my mega-Medusa stone bone attack and weep!
/ Indie... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=594 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Menace-11: Western color theory is so unfair! / Menace-11: I've lost more dates than I can count just because I am black. / Menace-11: Unless it's my claws and burning red eyes. / [[Menace-11 dons blonde wig and pink oven mitts and sunglasses]]
/ Menace-11: CD: /Pretty/Witty Run: /Wise.app http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=595 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: What's up, hotel dawg?
/ Hotel Dawg: Maura, my girl! / Maura: Can I get the 15% discount peephole rate today?
/ Hotel Dawg: But of course! / Maura: Most places don't tell you about the peephole. It's so rare to find an honest hotel!
/ Hotel Dawg: Aw, shucks! / Hotel Dawg: Not as rare as an "under... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=596 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Red Robot #C-63: You know how much money I have? / Lil' Sis: How much? / Red Robot #C-63: When I want to cut a rug, I don't dance. / Red Robot #C-63: I use a chainsaw on a guy with a toupee! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=597 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | INTERNET, INTERNET ON MY SCREEN / HOW MANY FREAKY LADIES HAVE I SEEN? / / SHOOT, I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE BESIDES MYSELF. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=598 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Uncle Grandpa: Why do you gotta try and push me into goin' a courtin'? / Uncle Grandpa: I ain't making out with no floozies over a tele-phone line! / Clango: But Grandpa, don't you miss swappin' the floppies with the ladies?
/ Uncle Grandpa: ! / Uncle Grandpa: Hello, is this Lisa? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=599 |
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