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| Poop Mouth | Clango: Who has time for a "fun fact"? / Maura: Depends on your definition of fun. / Clango: Today's "fun fact" is that I find you enthralling! / [[Maura is thinking to herself]]
/ Maura: Is he just buttering me up before asking to poop in my mouth? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=600 |
| A Good Buy | [[Charles is wearing a Canada shirt]]
/ Clango: ...The rocket's red glare... / Clango: ...The bombs bursting in air... / Clango: ...Gave proof thru the night that our flag was still there. / Charles: ...And somehow the military got even more wasteful later! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=601 |
| Changing Teams | [[Charles is wearing a Canada shirt]]
/ Clango: Pretty please can I be a Canadian too? / Clango: It might be a little bit colder up there, but I could travel abroad & people would like me! / Clango: Socialism roolz! I want to join the health care posse! / [[Charles gives a bitter glare to the audience]]
/ Clango:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=602 |
| More Naked Ladies | [[Pete's entire head is wrapped in white bandages]]
/ Steve: Indie Rock Pete! Good to see you out and about! / Pete: This is the first time I've left my house all month. / Pete: Being a hermit has to be the most indie thing I've done yet! What a lifestyle! / [[Steve raises an eyebrow to the audience]]
/ Pete:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=603 |
| Macking It | Suzie: Johnny Toaster! / [[Toast pops up]]
/ Suzie: I am in dire need of your mad oracular skillz! / Suzie: I must dump your crumb tray and read my destiny!
/ Toaster: +! / Clango: Can't you use the toilet like the rest of us? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=604 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: How goes it, my ruddy lil' cinnamon bun? / [[Chef's hat appears over Clango's head with a "poof"]]
/ Maura: Hot, fresh & tasty mister baker-man! / Clango: Fancy some icing? / [[The two run off to bed]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=605 |
| macking it | uncle grandpa: [[on phone]] hey pretty mama! you know i got a /20 meg/ hard drive?
/ kitty: [[from off-panel]] meow! / uncle grandpa: my floppy drive still ejects when it's /supposed/ to!
/ kitty: *smack*
/ phone: *(shh!)* / uncle grandpa: can someone shut up this infernal cat?!
/ kitty: zzz / uncle grandpa:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=606 |
| four way | uncle grandpa: huh! i never knew there were personal ads on-line! / cross-dressing black robot: i wonder what kinda weirdos use them? / pete: total recluses and ugnaughts, i bet. / lil' sis: oh well! any warm, wet port in a storm! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=607 |
| metal brittany | suzie: that's a good look for you, metal steve. / suzie: a blond in a belly shirt is almost 100% /guaranteed/ success in pop music today! / suzie: keep practicing that bass, champ! / steve: you mean i can make a career out of it being laundry day?! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=608 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic 609 Maggots | [[Red Robot (with his little golden hat) and Lil' Sis talk while a bubble floats in the background]]
/ Red Robot: Soap Amazes Me! / Red Robot: When you rub on a Hu-Man, It makes them cleaner. / Red Robot: But if you force it to one, it makes their backsides way dirtier!
/ [[Lil' Sis looks upset]] / [[The... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=609 |
| maggots | suzie: petey! when do you take those bandages off? / pete: i dunno, i'm afraid of what i look like underneath. / suzie: you best do it before your face rotts off. you don't want a case of 'maggotty nose!' / suzie: squirming boogers are /not/ cool. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=610 |
| german kisses | menace-11: {{in drag}} who wants a kissy-kiss? / menace-11: the answer is you, cutie-boy! / < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=611 |
| hologram | red robot: [[to lil' sis]] godhood means existing in many places at once... being both the d.j. /and/ the rapper! / red robot: [[to joel]] holorgrams and orbital super-lasers make me a bling-bling deity! / red robot: [[to steve]] east side? west side? /bah!/ i pity those of you trapped inside a pathetic... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=612 |
| the big reveal | pete: mirror, morror in the can... / pete: show me just how scarred i am! / lil' sis: !?
/ [[pete sees cracked mirror, his face blurred. lil' sis is peeking in the open window]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=613 |
| workmans comp | pete: how am i doing? /awesome for a guy with no eyebrows!/ / pete: i faked my way into workman's comp money from the porno shop after my injury! heh! / {{n/t}} / steve: carpel tunnel? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=614 |
| dating angst | uncle grandpa: she answered! horray! we're going to go see a move an' eat crawfish! / uncle grandpa: [[to clango]] tie that tie faster or you are fired as my grandson! / internet girl: hi there! are you "sexy1piece9inch"?
/ uncle grandpa: < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=615 |
| reservoir tip | pete: [[to suzie]] my workman's comp money pays for all my basic expenses. / pete: the local porn clerks' union has great health coverage too! i love not having to work! / pete: it even covers birth control! / {{n/t}}
/ [[suzie back away, appropriately sketched out.]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=616 |
| super raoul | lil' sis: [[to shiny foreigner]] raoul! i require your glossy tushie in my bunkbed /immediately!/ / mike: dang, that lil' sis sure is pretty. / charles: pretty forward! pretty intimidating! pretty trashy! / mike: virgin. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=617 |
| this here is how we do it | charles: i say there are certain standards of behavior we must all adhere to! / charles: if only i had the power, i'd enforce them! / mike: dude, go back to canada! / mike: living closer to texas has /seriously/ affected your once sensible personality. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=618 |
| 2003 guests part one | {{guest strip by michael lalonde @ www.oneryboy.com}}
/ pete: is it true that if you play metal albums backwrds, you hear hidden messages?
/ steve: i don't know, let's give it a try! / < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=619 |
| 2003 guests part two | {{guest strip by steven l. cloud @ boasas.com}}
/ {{n/t}}
/ [[fork looks at james the toaster]] / {{n/t}}
/ [[fork does looping jump into toaster's openings]] / {{n/t}}
/ [[fork lands sending up multicolored sparks and turning black]] / lil' sis: kinky!
/ [[james smokes]] / {{guest strip by kean soo @... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=620 |
| 2003 Guests Part Three | {{guest strip by jeffr @ wigu.com}}
/ maura: clango cyclotron!! what is all that racket!?
/ clango: n-n-nothing my sweet flesh-sicle!! / maura: wh-what is this my love? do you think i'm not attractive anymore?
/ clango: this must be what it is to be /shamed/... / maura: you think those pictures are prettier... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=621 |
| 2003 Guests Part Four | {{guest strip by les mc claine @ evilspacerobot.com }}
/ johnny toaster: .oO( was i meant for nothing more than this? ) / johnny: .oO( could i not soar above the circumstances of my creation and aspire to greatness? ) / maura: where's my toast, you stupid toaster? / johnny: *sigh* / {{guest strip... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=622 |
| 2003 guests part five | {{guest strip by ♥todd! }}
/ clango: hey, indy rock pete / clango: what makes you "indy rock"? / {{n/t}} / pete: if you have to ask, you will never rock / {{guest strip by jen w. @ stringsoffate.com }}
/ clango: look what i found, roger! it's a /meow chi!/ it's a cat, but also a robot! just... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=623 |
| 2003 Guests Part Six | {{guest strip by matt bayne @ well-of-souls.com/artgolem }}
/ clango: ahh! the beauty of late night tv!
/ maura: i wouldn't use "beauty" to describe the jerry springer show. / clango: shh! this is the best part!
/ jerry: [[from tv]] and now for today's final thought... / clango: c'mon, jerry! wow me with... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=624 |
| 2003 Guests Part Seven | {{guest strip by jc fletcher }}
/ red robot: where is bango? he is necessary for this crushing formation! menace-11, tap impatiently! / mango: allow mango to introduce mango. mango is mango, double to robot double bango. bango has important doubling duties for master clango.
/ clango: [[from off panel]]... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=625 |
| 2003 Guests Part Eight | {{guest strip by carl mitsch @ oran-ju-tan.com }}
/ maura: what are you thinking about, my pop-riveted love machine? / clango: /*sigh.*/ i wonder how many couples are sharing moments like this across the world. / eve: [[to red robot]] so how does it feel to be /crushed/ by a hu-man, mister cutie-pants? / pete:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=626 |
| 2003 guests part nine | {{guest strip by dsandler @ dsandler.org }}
/ [[clango alone in background looking through journal]]
/ june 24, 2002 (#449)
/ 1,417 lbs. (not bad considering "heavy metal" inciden with gallon tub of rocky road); alcohol units 2 (cleaning innards); disk usage 93% (horrifying).
/ 5:15PM. saw v. exquisite produce... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=627 |
| 2003 guests part ten | {{guest strip by james kochalka @ americanelf.com }}
/ elf: hi / elf: i am an elf. / elf: i am an elf and i rock. / elf: can i be in diesel sweeties? /
/ {{guest strip by chris onstad @ www.achewood.com }}
/ uncle grandpa: hey toots! you got a boyfriend? / whore bot: you can be my boyfriend tonight,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=628 |
| 2003 guests part eleven | {{guest strip by jonathan rosenberg @ goats.com }}
/ red robot: i am an eccentric millionaire! indie rock pete, i will pay you for eccentric gay sex experimentation! / pete: i am no sellout! my buttocks open only for love, not money! / red robot: gaze upon my glorious box. / pete: holy simoleons! call... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=629 |
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