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| mac tiv ists | lil' sis: [[to pete]] war totally rules! / lil' sis: all the sexy protester boys are so /passionate!/ / lil' sis: ...and it's easy for a /lady/ of /my/ charms to take advantage! / pete: [[to clango]] the comeback was /so/ worth it. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=660 |
| lazy | lil' sis: zzz / lil' sis: sooo tired... picked up too many boys at the anti-war rally. / lil' sis: i am too lazy to wet the bed! / torpor: speak for yourself!
/ lil' sis: eww!!! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=661 |
| pudding power | clango: mmm! raoul, this is some seriously amazing pudding! / raoul: aww, thank you! it's a /very/ special recipe i learned on the high seas! / raoul: it combines the fun taste of tapioca pudding with all the fresh style of /real/ pirates! / raoul: i call it "fancy jack's /extra fancy/ one-eyed f... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=662 |
| commietron | clango: long live the sexual revolution! / maura: the revolutionary zeal that makes a body squeal! / maura: shall we get all /carnal,/ honored comrade clango? / ...and long live the indissoluble union of the working class & the intelligentsia! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=663 |
| keen coolant | clango: /holy haircuts!/ your neck is now seventy percent more visible!
/ maura: you like? / clango: internal cooling systems /failing!/ / clango: overheating in a /very good way!/ / clango: /initiate sexy reactor core coolant dump!/ http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=664 |
| menace ellen | steve: you changed your name? / menace-11: i am no longer menace-11! / menace-11: i am hereby menace-/ellen!/ / menace-ellen: i feel like a totally new person! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=665 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Danzig: Why hast thou dared summon Danzig from darknes, lil' wench? / Lil' Sis: I wish to promise my first-born to you so that you might bathe in its life-blood! / Danzig: And what do you desire in return? Gold? Jewels? Diet Dr. Pepper? / Lil' Sis: I think a pair of blue suede shoes are a fair trade... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=666 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis, scruffy, looks in the mirror]]
/ Lil' Sis: One ring to rule them all! / [[Lil' Sis, freshly showered, looks in the mirror]]
/ Lil' Sis: One ring to find them! / [[Lil' Sis, in a skimpy shiny gold top, attracts a lot of male attention]]
/ Lil' Sis: One ring to bring them all!
/ Lil' Sis: ...and... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=667 |
| punk phase | [Indie Rock Pete and Pale Suzie talk. Pete is going through his punk phase, with died green hair and wearing a white T-shirt with torn sleeves.]]
/ Suzie: Indie Rock Pete! I'm only gonna ask you this nicely ONE TIME. / Suzie: Then I'm gonna beat your ass with a pipe. / [[Indie Rock Pete raises his... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=668 |
| punk trunk | [[Nipples the Bear and Indie Rock Pete talk. Pete is in his punk phase, with dyed green hair and wearing a white T-shirt with torn sleeves.]]
/ Nipples: Punk, drunk, trunk, SPUNK! / Nipples: ...An abbreviated tale of how I will buy you beers and seduce you! / Nipples: It's a variation on a story I... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=669 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | torpor: torpor strong! torpor lift things when asked nice! / steve: hiya, torpor! i'm metal steve. / torpor: torpor have good manners! / torpor: but torpor think you a liar, pink soft-skin-man! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=670 |
| clown prince of punk | [[Indie Rock Pete is hassled by Bat Jew. Pete is in his punk phase, with dyed green hair and a white T-shirt with torn sleeves.]]
/ Bat Jew: Oh dear! OH NO! It is the clown prince of PUNK-NOUVEAU! / Bat Jew: You fall into a vat of fabric softener at the local laundromat? / Pete: It was bleach. / Pete:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=671 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title text: the macro micro hate}} / Pete: Oh how I hate atoms! I Hate them so much! / Suzie: Um, you hate atoms? / Pete: They think they're all cool being the building blocks of matter. / Pete: If I ever see one with my naked eye, I'm gonna kill it! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=672 |
| boozicles | Clango: I heard that all rich people start boozing it up as soon as they wake in the morning! / Clango: Does that mean all poor people drink coffee before bedtime? / Maura: Of course not! Don't generalize. / Maura: It means that we are a nation of drug addicts.
/ Clango: Yay! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=673 |
| fox in the snow | Maura: I am dead, balls-up, empty-ass, flat broke. / Maura: I need money FAST and I'm going to have to swallow my pride to get it. / Lil Sis: My high and mighty sister finally comes to me for money! HA! / Maura: Not quite. Grab a camera. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=674 |
| oops heh | Clango: I'm worried about Maura. We should help her. / Lil Sis: She's not my responsibility! / Lil Sis: If she wants to have sex in furry animal suits, I say let her! / Clango: [[sad face]]
/ Lil Sis: Oops! Heh. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=675 |
| lookit the time | Clango: Oh, Red Robot. Today is totally not rad. I need your advice. / Red Robot: Use your huge, metal claws! The bones of your enemies can help make flowers grow! / Red Robot: Um... / Red Robot: I mean, I'm here for you if you want to talk... "buddy"? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=676 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"burn it"}} / [[Red Robot and Clango are talking]] / Red Robot: I KNOW WHAT WILL CHEER YOU UP! / [[Red Robot's chest opens to reveal bottles labeled XX]]
/ Red Robot: TRY SOME HU-MAN BRAIN SOLVENT. / Clango: Sorry, Red! I don't drink.
/ [[Red Robot's chest closes]] / [[Red Robot holds a flaming... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=677 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"really disturbing"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete, with green hair, is talking with Batjew]] / Pete: Grr! Would it KILL you to pick up your used condoms when you are done with them?! / [[Pete stares at Batjew, who looks away in thought]] / [[Pete stares at Batjew some more, who grins impishly]] / Batjew:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=678 |
| vee jay | [[Lil' Sis talks to Indie Rock Pete]]
/ Lil' Sis: You un-dyed your hair! Are you a ZOMBIE now? / Pete: Yeah, I'm just shuffling around without a soul like an MTV Vee-Jay. / Lil' Sis: That would be a cool job... just like having a farm subsidy! / Lil' Sis: You could get paid to NOT play music vide... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=679 |
| what cool is | [[Lil' Sis talks to Indie Rock Pete]]
/ Lil' Sis: Wow. Your "punk" phase lasted all of 37 minutes! / Lil' Sis: Is it just me or are you always faking along with some new trend? / [[Pete smiles]]
/ Pete: Yeah. / Pete: That's what cool IS. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=680 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"goto ten"}} / [[Menace-11, dressed in drag as Menace Ellen, is talking to Metal Steve]] / Menace: >10: PARTY / Menace: >20: GET "STARTED" / Menace: >30: GOTO 10 / [[Menace-11 continues to grin as Steve gives a worried look]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=681 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura is dressed as a paper cup of Coca-Cola and Lil' Sis has a camera.]]
/ Lil' Sis: I'm not saying it's bad--I just don't see how this is pornography.
/ Maura: Watch it, Lil' Sis! / Maura: The porno creed states: (and I quote) / Maura: "We do not judge! We do not mope! We take their cash! They watch... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=682 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Dangit! Why did they have to legalize porno? / Lil' Sis: (Insert crime does not pay joke here) / Maura: Am I that predictable? / Lil' Sis: Nope. But somebody is. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=683 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Torpor: Torpor strong! Torpor lift things when asked nice! / Maura: "Lift"-lift or just "lift"? / Torpor: What's the magic word, new friend? / Maura: Pretty please will you knock over a liquor store for me? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=684 |
| you are boring | [[Nipples the Bear is at his drawing table, holding a giant pencil]]
/ Nipples: Hey, gang! I know that it's really tough being a kid these days. / Nipples: What with all the guns, drugs and emo kids at school. / Nipples: I hate to break it to you but it's also tough being a grown-up! / Nipples: Jobs,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=685 |
| Block Rock | [[Metal Steve and Electron Mike are listening to music. Mike is blissful while Steve is disturbed.]] / Metal Steve: Curse these repetitive block-rockin' beats! Grr!
/ [[Mike frowns.]] / Metal Steve: Can't you play something with guitars and actual people singing? / Metal Steve: This music feels... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=686 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Metal Steve: You paid for music that you download? Ha! That's so dumb! / Metal Steve: Why, that's even dumber than paying for cable! / Metal Steve: I don't pay for nuthin' I can't hold in my hands! / Electron Mike: Like a decent haircut? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=687 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Red Robot: You're a sap-tastical sucker, Clango! What did I tell you about trusting hu-mans!? / Red Robot: They're all like "If you cut me, do I not bleed?" / Red Robot: And we're all like "Not able to injure a human being or let them come to harm". / Red Robot: What a bunch of drippy-ass hypocr... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=688 |
| ask anyone | [[Red Robot talks with Clango]]
/ Red Robot: Those damn dirty hu-mans are only good for one thing: EXTERMINATION! / Red Robot: You don't believe me? / [[Suddenly there are three Red Robots, and they speak in unison]]
/ Red Robots: Just ask anyone. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=689 |
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