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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic -- fatness and robots | Red Robot: Let's get all messed up on alternating current and be rowdy! / Red Robot: We can sit out on the street corner and talk smack in binary! / Clango: I can't do that. I'm straight edge now! / Red Robot: WhatEVER, mister solar power clean living wuss dorkus malorkus http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=720 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: May I drop you another KNUGGET OF KNOWLEDGE? / Lil' Sis: Drop it like Timothy Leary on the potty with extra fiber! / Lil' Sis: Err... / Lil' Sis: "Don't take the brown acid"? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=721 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Joel: You robots have it all!
/ Joel: Strength! Speed! Single-mindedness!
/ Joel: Radiation makes you stronger!
/ Joel: You also never get fat just by being on the internet sixteen measly hours a day. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=722 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"not fat at all"}} / [[Torpor and Joel are talking]]
/ Torpor: Baloney! Hu-man Joel, you are not fat at all! / Torpor: Torpor finds you to be burly and strong like bull! / Joel: Thanks, Torpor! Let's celebrate with tacos!
/ Torpor: Hooray! / [[Joel exits the frame]]
/ Torpor: Torpor also lift... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=723 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil Sis: If I get into the porn business, can I ever leave? / Lil Sis: Could I live a normal life afterwords? / Lil Sis: Could I still have kids? / Lil Sis: Not that I'm pregnant or anything! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=724 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: I want you to come away from this pron convention with one piece of wisdom... / Maura: "Life is a series of career moves punctuated by hot lovemaking." / Marua: We made our career moves... / Maura: Now let's go home!
/ [[Maura raises an eyebrow at Clango.]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=725 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Step one: Make eye contact with boyfriend. / Maura: Step two: Look at him suggestively. / Maura: Step three? / < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=726 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"pants"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve are talking]]
/ Pete: Screw you! I am SO not pretentious! / Pete: I'm just VERY discerning. / Steve: You buy hundred dollar used pants to impress hipster girls at concerts. / Pete: So? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=727 |
| diesel sweeties: "humility action" | Metal Steve: You wanna get a pretzel dog? / Indie Pete: Bah! I was eating food before drinking WATER even caught on. Feh! / [[Silence as Steve just looks at Pete]] / Indie Pete: What, am I not allowed ONE moment of humorous self awareness? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=728 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Collin is talking to Electron Mike]]
/ Collin: Language is power. / Collin: Without words, how would we share our innermost thoughts? Our dreams? OUR LOVE?
/ [[A little pink heart appears over Electron Mike's head as he smiles at Collin.]] / Collin: For example: "BOOGER FELCHING TRANSSEXUALS!"
/ [[The... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=729 |
| diesel sweeties: "aol or lol" | [[Metal Steve is sitting at his computer.]]
/ Steve: Interactive milk! What WILL they think of next? / Steve: 'Pour, splash or ingest the latest in lactic technology.'
/ Steve: COOOL! / Steve: Whoa! It even has olfactory freshness status meters!
/ [[Lil' Sis is seen, crossing her eyes]]
/ Lil' Sis: Haw... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=730 |
| diesel sweeties: "kween mum" | [[Clango is talking to a skeptical-looking Charles, who wears a Canadian flag on his shirt.]]
/ Clango: Am I a Canadian yet? Huh? Am I? / Charles: I dunno! Did you move there, get married, or apply for citizenship? / Clango: Can't you just 'dub' me or something? / [[The flag on Charles' shirt is... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=731 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Robot double 'Bango'! Why are you so sad? / Bango: Someone told me you only keep me around to laugh at me. / Clango: That ain't true! / Clango: I'm a totally narcissistic pervert! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=732 |
| diesel sweeties: "skizzank" | Lil' Sis: The germs from that skizzank... / Lil' Sis: With whom I got bizzank... / Lil' Sis: Have made me all dizzank...
/ [[Her eyes cross]] / Lil' Sis: ...And my mouth be mad fizzank!
/ [[Lil' Sis looks distressed as green stuff comes out of her mouth]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=733 |
| not sleeping | [[Joel and Collin chillin']]
/ Joel: Doc, I'm not sleeping as well as I used to. / Collin: You'd probably sleep better if you actually *worked*, computer face! / Joel: But I'm too *tired* to work harder! / Collin: Then get some *sleep*, stupid! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=734 |
| diesel sweeties: "pop star" | [[Lil' Sis is typing at her computer]]
/ Lil' Sis: Indie Rock Pete! I have bad news via email!! / [[Pete arrives and listens]]
/ Lil' Sis: It seems some song you wrote in 1999 is a chart-topping hit in Luxembourg! / Lil' Sis: Looks like you're a pop star... SUCKER! / [[Silence: Lil' Sis smirks while... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=735 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indy Rock Pete: Popularity sure is stressful / Indy Rock Pete: There's pressure from EVERY angle to make my work more commercial! / Indy Rock Pete: I miss laboring in obscurity. / Metal Steve: Did someone download an mp3 from your website again? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=736 |
| Remix | Electron Mike: So, um...Peter. May I call you Peter? / Electron Mike: I was wondering if you would mind if I remixed your new song for the European club scene? / [[Indie Rock Pete frowns and Electron Mike smiles sheepishly]] / Indie Rock Pete: Remixing is like admitting you were WRONG! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=737 |
| sub club | [[Red Robot is talking to Clango]]
/ Red Robot: I've got three filled-up sub club cards and a fire axe!
/ Red Robot: Let the smoked turkey & tomato be out bait! Let our merciless might be the trap! Ha ha!
/ Red Robot: We shall vanquish seven hu-mans using only six grams of fat!
/ Clango: But what if I want... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=738 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: 3.. 2.. 1.. Go! Go! Go! / Toaster: [pops bread out] / Toaster: [animated bread juggling]
/ Clango: Oooh! / Toaster: [on fire]
/ Clango: If Vaudeville ever comes back, you are SO set! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=739 |
| DJs Have Egos | Electron Mike: I'm a DJ. I set the musical agenda for hundreds of people at a time. / Electron Mike: You might want to file that under "pretty awesome." / Electron Mike: I can really help your musical career, you know. / Indie Rock Pete: And in kindergarten, you were in charge of the film strip projector... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=740 |
| Hook Up | [[Indie Rock Pete is speaking to Maura]] / Indie Rock Pete: I'm a world famous rock star. / Indie Rock Pete: You're a globally known porn star. / Indie Rock Pete: We should probably hook up. / Indie Rock Pete: You know, purely for the fans. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=741 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Joel; Hi there, Johnny. / Joel; We are in a big fight until you stop making baked goods taste better. / Joel; I should NOT have to rely on my own self control to lose weight! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=742 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete; and then I told Eddie Van Halen to suck it - HARD! / Indie Rock Pete; hee hee hee! / Indie Rock Pete; You should have seen the look on David Lee Roth's Face! Priceless! / Maura Glee; What happened to you, man? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=743 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura Glee; How about you stop acting like a rock star jerk... / Maura Glee; -and I'll buy you a hooker and a burrito / Indie Rock Pete; "I'll give YOU a burrito!" / Indie Rock Pete; hey! / Indiw Rock Pete; hey. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=744 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete; Move over, old man! I gotta check my AOL!
/ Old Computer; Hey! / Old Computer; Ow! Stupid kid. / Old Computer; Help! I've cliched and I can't cliche! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=745 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Red Robot; Torpor! It is time to go kill hu-mans! / Clango; No way! It's snack time! I've got pretzels! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=746 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Torpor; Torpor does not want to be like other robots. / Menace-11; You gotta do your own thing little guy. / Torpor; Torpor likes you a lot Menace-11. / Torpor; Will You be Torpor's girlfriend? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=747 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Red Robot; Candidate Arnold! What is your mission? / Arnold; I am programmed to increase funding for public schools. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=748 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Red Robot: But Candidate Arnold! How do better public schools help destroy humanity? / Arnold: I am not out to destroy humanity. / Red Robot: You're not? / But... but... I *believed* in you! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=749 |
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