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| God IS a Gateway Drug: diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve and Eve face off]]
/ Metal Steve: Cool tattoo!
/ Eve: It's not a tattoo. / [[Metal Steve looks surprised]]
/ Eve: It's a Jesus patch. I'm trying to quit / Metal Steve: Me too! It's an expensive habit. / Eve: What do you do with your hands now that you don't pray? / Metal Steve: Umm...[[smiles]]
/ Eve:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=930 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | pete: what the hell are you eating?
/ suzie: veggie burger with bacon. the best sandwich ever! / pete: that's stupid!
/ suzie: stupidly delicious! / suzie: unless you're all racist against us baco-vegetarians. / pete: bacon is a vegetable?
/ suzie: bacon is a vegetable.
/ clango: i'm a mammal! milk's... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=931 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{Title: Clique and Clack}}
/ {{Previously, Clango ran into Pale Suzie and Indie Rock Pete at a diner.]] / Clango: Hey guys! Can I be a vegetarian too? / Clango: I've even got my own broccoli!
/ [[Excited, waves broccoli]] / Pale Suzie: I dunno, man. Do you even need to eat?
/ Indie Rock Pete: Feh. / Clango:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=932 |
| Time Slows When Terror Looms : diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve and Lil Sis face off]]
/ Lil Sis: All aboard the train of fun! / Metal Steve: Toot! Toot!
/ Lil Sis: If you insist [[turns away from Metal Steve]] / [[Background goes green]]
/ Metal Steve: !
/ [[Lil Sis winks]] / Lil Sis: Hold on, give me another second. / Metal Steve {{from off stage... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=933 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Roger the cat: < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=934 |
| Seeing Each Other or Just Hallucinating | Indie Rock Pete: So, are we dating again?
/ Goth Suzie: Nope. / Indie Rock Pete: Maybe seeing each other?
/ Goth Suzie: Oops, lost my glasses. / Indie Rock Pete: Screwing around?
/ Goth Suzie: Screwing up, maybe? / Indie Rock Pete: Are you using me for my body?
/ Goth Suzie: Spin it 'till ya win it. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=935 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Pale Suzie]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: How about you come over tonight & visit my special huggin' and kissin' couch? / Indie Rock Pete: It really misses you. / Pale Suzie: That couch is gross! It has holes in it. / [[Pale Suzie is backing away slowly]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: It's all... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=936 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{Title: Clango Versus Fair Play}} / Indie Rock Pete: I don't have any friends. / Clango: That's because you act like a cranky elitist! / [[Pause, Pete glares at a smiling Clango]] / Indie Rock Pete: That's where you're supposed to say "But I'm your friend, Pete!" / Clango: I would, but I thought... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=937 |
| The Murder Hole | Indie Rock Pete: This is what I've been reduced to. / Indie Rock Pete: Hanging out alone by the murder hole. / Indie Rock Pete: Waiting for either a keg party or a killer to come and put me out of my misery. / Indie Rock Pete: Is that a train? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=938 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete is standing by the entrance to a tunnel. Red Robot is infront of the tunnel]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: eek!
/ Red Robot: Hey you! Get out of my yard! / Red Robot: Can't a 'man' butcher his murder victims in the privacy of his own abandoned tunnel? / Red Robot: Now git before I call the sherrif! / [[Shot... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=939 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve is sitting in front of a red iMac, which has smoke coming out of the screen]]
/ Metal Steve: Oh, fudgie budgies. / [[Metal Steve goes to talk to Clango]]
/ Metal Steve: Clango, how do you quit the bomb game on a mac? / Metal Steve: I gotta write a paper and I can't get this stupid game... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=940 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve talking to Maura]]
/ Metal Steve: Can I borrow a laptop so I can write a paper? / Metal Steve: My computer broke and I'm kind of-
/ Maura: What's in it for me? / Metal Steve: I'll be your Best Friend Forever!!! / Maura: "B-F-F," Eh? That and a B.F.A. will get me a job at starbucks. / [[No... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=941 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve sitting in front of a laptop]]
/ Metal Steve: Maura, how do you change the desktop on this computer?
/ Maura: (offscreen) !!! / [[Maura comes on]]
/ Maura: Don't! You'll break it! / Metal Steve: I can't concentrate with a naked picture of me on the screen. / [[Lil' Sis comes in]]
/ Lil'... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=942 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa, Jon Stamos, Roger the Cat, Johnny Toaster and 2nd generation iMac are sitting on a table]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: I have called you all here to mark the passing of a dear old friend. / Uncle Grandpa: Let us have a moment of silence for Red iMac. (Not that you guys can actually talk) / [[2nd... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=943 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Drip coffee maker brewing on counter.]]
/ Electron Mike: HOW DO YOU GUYS TAKE YOUR COFFEE?
/ Metal Steve: PARTLY CLOUDY WITH 100% CHANCE OF DELICIOUSNESSS.
/ Pale Suzie: BLACKER THAN THE PANTS IN MANHATTAN. / Electron Mike: FASHION MODEL PANTS OR GOTH KID PANTS?
/ Pale Suzie: HMM, AM I FEELING SNUG AND... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=944 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango talking on his own]]
/ Clango: Yeah, I ride the bus. / Clango: You got a problem with that? / Clango: Well, I WOULD drive a car if THE MAN would let me get a license. / Clango: But since I can't even vote, I'm not counting on it. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=945 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Isn't my kitten the cutest?
/ Indy Rock Pete: Meh. / Clango: "Meh?" / Clango: That word is the worst thing that ever came from the internet. / Clango: How do you "Meh" a kitten? Are you even human? / Clango: I can't believe that a monster like you evolved from monkeys. / Clango: Monkeys... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=946 |
| New Heights of Music Snobbery: diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Electron Mike face off on a green background]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: What's my favourite band? You've probably never heard of them / [[Background goes gray]]
/ Electron Mike: Try me! I love music! / Indie Rock Pete: Have you ever heard of the "Played Outs"?
/ Electron Mike: Nope. / Indie... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=947 |
| Peeing Standing Up | Metal Steve: I FEEL SO OLD! The radio was on and I heard-
/ Maura Glee: Oh, hush. / Maura Glee: Dude, you're barely booze-legal. I don't want to hear it. / Maura Glee: Pop music didn't have to stop changing just because YOU learned how to pee standing up. /
/ [[Maura sits on the toilet, talking into... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=948 |
| Bands Shouldn't Have Fans :diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Jon Stamos the cat stands on the counter facing Indie Rock Pete]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Repeat after me: / Indie Rock Pete: "Modest Mouse was a cool band but now they're too popular." / Jon Stamos: Mew! / [[Clango appears behind Indie Rock Pete]]
/ Indie Rock Pete {{directed at Clango}}: Your kitten... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=949 |
| diesel sweeties: "Bottoms Up" | [[We see Clango lying on the ground looking up at a woman (Maura? we only see her from the chest down) in sneakers and a skirt.]]
/ Maura: Dude, why are you on the ground?
/ Clango: Banana peel. / Maura: Are you gonna get up?
/ Clango: Nope. / Maura: Why the hell not?
/ Clango: Skirts. / Maura: Hurr hurr
/ Clango:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=950 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[A new instant message is blinking on a screen on some desk]] / [[Uncle Grandpa sitting in front of his laptop on a desk]]
/ Uncle Grandpa; How long does it take to answer a damn instant message? / Uncle Grandpa; And what the hell "NOTORIOUS B.R.B." is supossed to mean? / Uncle Grandpa; Maybe i ought... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=951 |
| Oldest Trick in the Book | Metal Steve: What's up, hipster?
/ Indie Rock Pete: GAH! / Indie Rock Pete: Why did you call me that? / Metal Steve: Gee, I dunno. Maybe the way you can't use the bathroom without acting like it's ironic? / Indie Rock Pete: Bah! What do YOU know? / Metal Steve: I know that all the cool kids have... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=952 |
| Too Many Friends | Torpor: Hello girl with nice fanny! / Torpor: Will you be my friend?
/ Lil' Sis: Um, sure! / Torpor: Hooray for friends!
/ Lil' Sis: Hooray for flattery! / Red Robot #C-63: Hooray for jealousy. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=953 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Red Robot: Hey! What's the big idea macking on my lady, polite boy? / Torpor: But Torpor was just being nice. / Red Robot: Too bad! Stop it! / Torpor: Do you want Torpor to stop being nice? / Red Robot: You better or I'll kick your ass. / Red Robot: Amateur. / Torpor: Grr! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=954 |
| diesel sweeties: "Evil Doesn't Do Much Good" | [[Torpor, carrying the disembodied head of Red Robot up high like a trophy, appears next to Clango.]] / Clango: Ahem! Are you acting "evil"?
/ Torpor: NO? / [[Torpor puts down Red Robot's head and looks abashed.]]
/ Clango: Not only is that a cliche, but it's not good for anyone. / Clango: Humans are... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=955 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot is standing headless]] / [[Red Robot's head is sitting next to Uncle Grandpa on a desk]]
/ Uncle Grandpa; It sucks not having a body, doesn't it? / Red Robot; I think it's kind of relaxing. / Red Robot; It's like I'm having vacation from having to smash stuff. / Uncle Grandpa; Can I ask... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=956 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa is using Red Robot's body to walk around outside]]
/ < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=957 |
| Gay Marriage vs. Fonzie | Indie Rock Pete: Did you know that gay people can only REALLY get married in Massachusetts? / Lil' Sis: But are they married in the eyes of god? / Indie Rock Pete: Perhaps a COOL version of god. / Indie Rock Pete: The god equivalent of having a dad who's an astronaut! / Lil' Sis: Does he have an... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=958 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | well, well, well.
/ Mr. angrey murder bot is helpless! / I could do anyhting I wanted right now and for once you can't beat me up. / I've been wating for this day for a very long time. / This unit is crying on the inside. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=959 |
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