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Robocratic Stump Speech [[Uncle Grandpa wearing a campaign badge sitting on a podium. Being watched by Indie Rock Pete & crowd]] / Indie Rock Pete: Candidate Grandpa! / Uncle Grandpa: Yes, hipster kid who is probbaly not registered to vote? / Indie Rock Pete: What do you propose to do about people who think they are cooler...
Screening Crowds on the Campaign Trail [[Uncle Grandpa wearing a campaign badge siting on a podium. Indie Rock Pete & co are listening. Offscreen is Jon Stamos]] / Uncle Grandpa: And Furthermore, as your president I would no longer have to pay for sexual- / Jon Stamos: Mew! Mew! MEW! / [[Shot of Jon Stamos on a tree stump]] / Jon Stamos: MEW!...
Stage Fright Boners [[Indie Rock Pete behind the curtains on a stage, carrying a guitar]] / Indie Rock Pete: I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous. / Indie Rock Pete: The girl I have a huge crush on is not in the audience. / Indie Rock Pete: I am not afraid of messing up the words to her favourite song. / [[View...
The Final Analysis [[Indie Rock Pete backstage with Pale Suzie. Pete is smoking]] / Indie Rock Pete: I think that was my worst show ever. / Indie Rock Pete: My stage presence was roughly eleven Jar-Jars & an Ewok. / Indie Rock Pete: Garfield was at large. One night only, no cover, two-drink minimum. / Indie Rock Pete:...
Friend Is A Four Letter Word [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Pale Suzie]] / Pale Suzie: Indie Rock Pete! Stop beating yourself up this very minute! / Pale Suzie: People were really getting into your music after a couple of songs! / Pale Suzie: I saw them toe-tapping and head-bopping with my very own eyes. / [[No dialogue, Indie Rock...
 
But I'm Drinking on the Inside [[Maura and Clango talking outside]] / Maura: Clango, my dear sweet honey pie! / Maura: My big, hulking, darling love of a robot. / Maura: My dear, caring understanding mecha pun'kin. / Clango: Hi, Maura! You sure are in a great mood this morning! / [[No dialogue]] / Maura: Before you hear this from...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Maura are talking]] / Maura: Clango, my dear sweet honey pie! / Maura: My big, hulking, darling love of a robot. / Maura: My dear, caring understanding mecha pun'kin. / Clango: Hi, Maura! You sure are in a great mood this morning! / [[Frame of silence]] / Maura: Before you hear this...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Electron Mike talking to Maura]] / Maura: I got drunk and kissed some random dude last night. / Electron Mike: Holy internets! Was it me? / Maura: Are you better looking after a couple drinks? / [[No dialogue, Electron Mike smiles at Maura]] / Electron Mike: How does Clango feel about this? / Maura:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis stood by a door, looking slightly worse for wear]] / Lil' Sis: Clango! Get out of the bathroom! I need to make war crimes! / Lil' Sis: Move it or underpant genocide will be on YOUR conscience. / [[Clango's voice from behing the door]] / Clango: Just have to drain the bath... / [[Clango emerges...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Metal Steve]] / Indie Rock Pete: I was listening to records backward again last night. / Metal Steve: Aww! / Metal Steve: I really miss doing that. / Indie Rock Pete: Stupid CDs, cassettes and MP3s. / Metal Steve: Yeah. / Metal Steve: You would think that technology would...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Metal Steve]] / Indie Rock Pete: Records are so awesome. / Metal Steve: You are SO right. / [[Electron Mike looking on. First line is spread across this and previous panel]] / Electron Mike: Oh, shut up you luddites! / Electron Mike: You jerks are too young to be nostalgic for...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Red Robot talking to Clango]] / Red Robot: Mope, mope! What's wrong with you this time? / Clango: My girlfr- / Red Robot: Cease whimpering! / Red Robot: Transistorized deducto-circuits activate! / [[Red robot shows an animated progress bar]] / <> / <> / Red Robor: You're an idiot who...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Uncle Grandpa wearing a cam-paign badge sitting on a podium, net to a milk carton wearing a bow tie, also on a podium]] / Uncle Grandpa: What the hell is this? A milk carton with a bow tie? / Uncle Grandpa: This is supposed to be my practice debate partner? / Uncle Grandpa: I wanted to fight a republican,...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Widescreen Clango lying on grass talking to Red Robot]] / Clango: Red Robot, do you understand the hu-man heart? / Red Robot: I know the basic anatomy well enough to tear it out with minimal spillage. / [[No Dialogue]] / Clango: Red Robot, do you know how to stop acting like a jerk for a minute...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Red Robot talking to Clango, outside in the daytime]] / Red Robot: Friends? Who needs friends? / Red Robot: Bah! / Red Robot: Friends are only good for one thing - Hitting and yelling at. / Clango: Wait a second, that's two th- / [[Clango's head flying off screen]] / Red Robot: DO NOT ARGUE WITH...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Maura talking to Lil' Sis inside]] / Maura: Where in the sam hill is Clango? He was supposed to meet me two hours ago. / Lil' Sis: What am I, my sister's robot's keeper? / Maura: He's probbaly out whoring around in vibrate mode. / Maura: I'd call him, but that would just make him vibrate harder. / Maura:...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Electron Mike talking to Metal Steve outside]] / Electron Mike: Metal Steve, would you like to meet my best friends in the whole world? / Metal Steve: Um, I guess? / Metal Steve: As long as they're not weird. / Metal Steve: Like if you hung out with computers or girls who dress up like ferrets or...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Widescreen, Charles and Electron Mike looking at desk with many iPods]] / Electron Mike: The one I'm listening to is named Ten Gigachu. On the counter is Rockazord, Muzzakka and Little Remixie... / Charles: How many iPods does a person need? / Charles: Did you have to catch them all? / Electron Mike:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Charles and Electron Mike]] / Charles: Mike, you're starting to creep me out. You need to kiss a girl or something. / Electron Mike: For your information I have kissed 3.14 girls - Right in the pi! / [[Charles looks at Electron Mike]] / Charles: Math used to give me such comfort.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Maura and Clango's headless body]] / Maura: Clango! Honey! I've got some awesome news. / Maura: I'm putting together the greatest pin-up calendar of all time. / Maura: I'm calling it "Fund-driving the ladies of NPR." / Maura: The lean so far to the left, you can see down their shirts. / [[No dialogue]] / Maura:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis outside looking down]] / [[Lil' Sis talking to Clango's head which is on the floor]] / Lil' Sis: What's up down there? / Clango: Not much, just moist. / Lil' Sis: You slept out here all night? / Clango: 'Till the dawn's early light, yo. / [[Pan down, Clango's head is now visible, as is most...
 
dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1070 Li'l Sis: Alas, poor Clango / Clango: Oh, how clever! / Clango: You are totally the first person to make that joke. / Li'l Sis: Cut me a little slack, jerkalope. This is kind of freaking me out. / Clango: I think I can identify.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Uncle Grandpa with a gmpaign badge on a podium, with Red Robot to the right]] / Uncle Grandpa: Am I the president yet? / Red Robot: The election is not until next month. / Uncle Grandpa: Does that mean I'm not president? / Red Robot: Merely a technicality. / Uncle Grandpa: Being president rules because...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Uncle Grandpa with campaign badge on a podium]] / Uncle Grandpa: Hey! You vegans! / [[Two Vegan/Hippy girls enter]] / Uncle Grandpa: Are you ladies registered to vote? / Vegan/Hippy Chick #2: Yup / Vegan Chick: Twice / Uncle Grandpa: You know there's only one candidate for president this year that has...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Uncle Grandpa with campaign badge on a podium, two vegan/hippie girls to right]] / Vegan/Hippie Chick #2: Where does your party stand on foreign oil? / Uncle Grandpa: I HATE IT! Those poor planktons deserved to LIVE! / Vegan Chick: So cute! / Uncle Grandpa: I have a proposal to introduce macrobiotic...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete, outside in the daytime]] / Indie Rock Pete: (thinks) I spy with my little eye some very kissable granola! / [[Two Vegan/Hippy girls enter]] / Indie Rock Pete: You ladies look like you really care about important issues! / Vegan Chick: Wow, how did you know? / Indie Rock Pete: Well,...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis with Clango's head on her back, outside in the daytime]] / Lil' Sis: Keeping it real back there, Threepio? / Clango: I've got no body! You could say I've been better. / Clango: I thnk I might be suffering from Phantom Boner Syndrome too. / Lil' Sis: Eww! Don't say that on my back! / [[Maura...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Uncle Grandpa with campaign badge sitting on a podium, with Maura to the right]] / Uncle Grandpa: Maura! Are you registered to vote yet? / Maura: Nah. / Uncle Grandpa: What kind of attitude is that? / Maura: It's mostly disillusionment. / Maura: Plus maybe a dab of apathy just for flavor. / Maura:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete and Pale Suzi]] / Indie Rock Pete: Helloween? Me? Not this year. / Indie Rock Pete: I'm not stressing out just so I can get dressed up like every other jerk out there. / Indie Rock Pete: Just so I can get a little candy like every other jerk out there. / Indie Rock Pete: Just so I...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis carrying Clango's head on her back. Outside night is falling]] / Lil' Sis: I don't think we're gonna find your body tonight, dude. / Clango: Does this mean I'm going to miss Halloween? / Lil' Sis: Crap! / [[Lil' Sis is now holding Clango's head]] / Lil' Sis: I forgot that was today. / Clango:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Electron Mike and Metal Steve. In black an white. Both wearing a fez]] / Electron Mike: Do you understand love? / Metal Steve: No more so than you. / Electron Mike: Is it just a biochemical response? / Electron Mike: Is it a defence Mechanism? / Electron Mike: Are we simply protecting ourselves? / Electron...
 

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