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| Robocratic Stump Speech | [[Uncle Grandpa wearing a campaign badge sitting on a podium. Being watched by Indie Rock Pete & crowd]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Candidate Grandpa! / Uncle Grandpa: Yes, hipster kid who is probbaly not registered to vote? / Indie Rock Pete: What do you propose to do about people who think they are cooler... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1050 |
| Screening Crowds on the Campaign Trail | [[Uncle Grandpa wearing a campaign badge siting on a podium. Indie Rock Pete & co are listening. Offscreen is Jon Stamos]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: And Furthermore, as your president I would no longer have to pay for sexual-
/ Jon Stamos: Mew! Mew! MEW! / [[Shot of Jon Stamos on a tree stump]]
/ Jon Stamos: MEW!... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1051 |
| Stage Fright Boners | [[Indie Rock Pete behind the curtains on a stage, carrying a guitar]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous. / Indie Rock Pete: The girl I have a huge crush on is not in the audience. / Indie Rock Pete: I am not afraid of messing up the words to her favourite song. / [[View... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1052 |
| The Final Analysis | [[Indie Rock Pete backstage with Pale Suzie. Pete is smoking]] / Indie Rock Pete: I think that was my worst show ever. / Indie Rock Pete: My stage presence was roughly eleven Jar-Jars & an Ewok. / Indie Rock Pete: Garfield was at large. One night only, no cover, two-drink minimum. / Indie Rock Pete:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1053 |
| Friend Is A Four Letter Word | [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Pale Suzie]]
/ Pale Suzie: Indie Rock Pete! Stop beating yourself up this very minute! / Pale Suzie: People were really getting into your music after a couple of songs! / Pale Suzie: I saw them toe-tapping and head-bopping with my very own eyes. / [[No dialogue, Indie Rock... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1054 |
| But I'm Drinking on the Inside | [[Maura and Clango talking outside]]
/ Maura: Clango, my dear sweet honey pie! / Maura: My big, hulking, darling love of a robot. / Maura: My dear, caring understanding mecha pun'kin. / Clango: Hi, Maura! You sure are in a great mood this morning! / [[No dialogue]] / Maura: Before you hear this from... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1055 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango and Maura are talking]]
/ Maura: Clango, my dear sweet honey pie! / Maura: My big, hulking, darling love of a robot. / Maura: My dear, caring understanding mecha pun'kin. / Clango: Hi, Maura! You sure are in a great mood this morning! / [[Frame of silence]] / Maura: Before you hear this... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1055 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Electron Mike talking to Maura]]
/ Maura: I got drunk and kissed some random dude last night. / Electron Mike: Holy internets! Was it me? / Maura: Are you better looking after a couple drinks? / [[No dialogue, Electron Mike smiles at Maura]] / Electron Mike: How does Clango feel about this?
/ Maura:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1056 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis stood by a door, looking slightly worse for wear]]
/ Lil' Sis: Clango! Get out of the bathroom! I need to make war crimes! / Lil' Sis: Move it or underpant genocide will be on YOUR conscience. / [[Clango's voice from behing the door]]
/ Clango: Just have to drain the bath... / [[Clango emerges... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1057 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Metal Steve]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I was listening to records backward again last night.
/ Metal Steve: Aww! / Metal Steve: I really miss doing that. / Indie Rock Pete: Stupid CDs, cassettes and MP3s.
/ Metal Steve: Yeah. / Metal Steve: You would think that technology would... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1058 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Metal Steve]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Records are so awesome.
/ Metal Steve: You are SO right. / [[Electron Mike looking on. First line is spread across this and previous panel]]
/ Electron Mike: Oh, shut up you luddites!
/ Electron Mike: You jerks are too young to be nostalgic for... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1059 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot talking to Clango]] / Red Robot: Mope, mope! What's wrong with you this time?
/ Clango: My girlfr- / Red Robot: Cease whimpering! / Red Robot: Transistorized deducto-circuits activate! / [[Red robot shows an animated progress bar]]
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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa wearing a cam-paign badge sitting on a podium, net to a milk carton wearing a bow tie, also on a podium]] / Uncle Grandpa: What the hell is this? A milk carton with a bow tie? / Uncle Grandpa: This is supposed to be my practice debate partner? / Uncle Grandpa: I wanted to fight a republican,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1061 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Widescreen Clango lying on grass talking to Red Robot]]
/ Clango: Red Robot, do you understand the hu-man heart? / Red Robot: I know the basic anatomy well enough to tear it out with minimal spillage. / [[No Dialogue]] / Clango: Red Robot, do you know how to stop acting like a jerk for a minute... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1062 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot talking to Clango, outside in the daytime]]
/ Red Robot: Friends? Who needs friends? / Red Robot: Bah! / Red Robot: Friends are only good for one thing - Hitting and yelling at. / Clango: Wait a second, that's two th- / [[Clango's head flying off screen]]
/ Red Robot: DO NOT ARGUE WITH... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1063 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura talking to Lil' Sis inside]]
/ Maura: Where in the sam hill is Clango? He was supposed to meet me two hours ago. / Lil' Sis: What am I, my sister's robot's keeper? / Maura: He's probbaly out whoring around in vibrate mode. / Maura: I'd call him, but that would just make him vibrate harder. / Maura:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1064 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Electron Mike talking to Metal Steve outside]]
/ Electron Mike: Metal Steve, would you like to meet my best friends in the whole world? / Metal Steve: Um, I guess? / Metal Steve: As long as they're not weird. / Metal Steve: Like if you hung out with computers or girls who dress up like ferrets or... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1065 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Widescreen, Charles and Electron Mike looking at desk with many iPods]]
/ Electron Mike: The one I'm listening to is named Ten Gigachu. On the counter is Rockazord, Muzzakka and Little Remixie... / Charles: How many iPods does a person need? / Charles: Did you have to catch them all?
/ Electron Mike:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1066 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Charles and Electron Mike]]
/ Charles: Mike, you're starting to creep me out. You need to kiss a girl or something. / Electron Mike: For your information I have kissed 3.14 girls - Right in the pi! / [[Charles looks at Electron Mike]] / Charles: Math used to give me such comfort. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1067 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura and Clango's headless body]]
/ Maura: Clango! Honey! I've got some awesome news. / Maura: I'm putting together the greatest pin-up calendar of all time. / Maura: I'm calling it "Fund-driving the ladies of NPR." / Maura: The lean so far to the left, you can see down their shirts. / [[No dialogue]] / Maura:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1068 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis outside looking down]] / [[Lil' Sis talking to Clango's head which is on the floor]]
/ Lil' Sis: What's up down there?
/ Clango: Not much, just moist. / Lil' Sis: You slept out here all night?
/ Clango: 'Till the dawn's early light, yo. / [[Pan down, Clango's head is now visible, as is most... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1069 |
| dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1070 | Li'l Sis: Alas, poor Clango / Clango: Oh, how clever! / Clango: You are totally the first person to make that joke. / Li'l Sis: Cut me a little slack, jerkalope. This is kind of freaking me out. / Clango: I think I can identify. |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa with a gmpaign badge on a podium, with Red Robot to the right]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: Am I the president yet?
/ Red Robot: The election is not until next month. / Uncle Grandpa: Does that mean I'm not president? / Red Robot: Merely a technicality. / Uncle Grandpa: Being president rules because... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1071 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa with campaign badge on a podium]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: Hey! You vegans! / [[Two Vegan/Hippy girls enter]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: Are you ladies registered to vote?
/ Vegan/Hippy Chick #2: Yup
/ Vegan Chick: Twice / Uncle Grandpa: You know there's only one candidate for president this year that has... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1072 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa with campaign badge on a podium, two vegan/hippie girls to right]]
/ Vegan/Hippie Chick #2: Where does your party stand on foreign oil? / Uncle Grandpa: I HATE IT! Those poor planktons deserved to LIVE!
/ Vegan Chick: So cute! / Uncle Grandpa: I have a proposal to introduce macrobiotic... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1073 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete, outside in the daytime]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: (thinks) I spy with my little eye some very kissable granola! / [[Two Vegan/Hippy girls enter]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: You ladies look like you really care about important issues! / Vegan Chick: Wow, how did you know? / Indie Rock Pete: Well,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1074 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis with Clango's head on her back, outside in the daytime]]
/ Lil' Sis: Keeping it real back there, Threepio? / Clango: I've got no body! You could say I've been better. / Clango: I thnk I might be suffering from Phantom Boner Syndrome too.
/ Lil' Sis: Eww! Don't say that on my back! / [[Maura... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1075 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa with campaign badge sitting on a podium, with Maura to the right]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: Maura! Are you registered to vote yet?
/ Maura: Nah. / Uncle Grandpa: What kind of attitude is that? / Maura: It's mostly disillusionment. / Maura: Plus maybe a dab of apathy just for flavor. / Maura:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1076 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Pale Suzi]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Helloween? Me? Not this year. / Indie Rock Pete: I'm not stressing out just so I can get dressed up like every other jerk out there. / Indie Rock Pete: Just so I can get a little candy like every other jerk out there. / Indie Rock Pete: Just so I... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1077 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis carrying Clango's head on her back. Outside night is falling]]
/ Lil' Sis: I don't think we're gonna find your body tonight, dude. / Clango: Does this mean I'm going to miss Halloween?
/ Lil' Sis: Crap! / [[Lil' Sis is now holding Clango's head]]
/ Lil' Sis: I forgot that was today.
/ Clango:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1078 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Electron Mike and Metal Steve. In black an white. Both wearing a fez]]
/ Electron Mike: Do you understand love? / Metal Steve: No more so than you. / Electron Mike: Is it just a biochemical response? / Electron Mike: Is it a defence Mechanism? / Electron Mike: Are we simply protecting ourselves? / Electron... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1079 |
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