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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Large Cup costume (no idea who is inside) and Charles in "Vindicator" costume]] / Cup: What the hell are YOU supposed to be? Fall foliage man? / Charles: I'm VINDICATOR the best Canadian super-hero ever. / Cup: Right. Why don't you go vindicate me some cheese fries? / [[Charles walking offscreen]] / Cup:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Maura in costume]] / Maura: Oh no! Epcot Center has gone rogue! We're all gonna die! / [[Enter Electron Mike with a D20 helmet as a costume]] / Electron Mike: I'm not Epcot Centre, silly! I'm a natural twenty. / [[Speech in unison]] / Maura: "But you're a perfect ten." / Electron Mike: "But you're a...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Red Robot in iPod costume, and Pale Suzi in a costume]] / Red Robot: Hey, sexy mutant mama. / Red Robot: If you're not going to a party later, this unit has a futon with built-in subwoofers. / Red Robot: 'Cuz all the sexy ladies wanna have my ten thousand songs in their Pockets. / [[Pale Suzi exeunt...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis in chewbacca costume, without head, Clango, and Joel (?) in some costume]] / Clango: It's great to have my head attached to my body again. / Joel: I hear that. / [[Just Lil' Sis and Clango]] / Lil' Sis: Don't get used to it, dude. / Lil' Sis: This little space dog isn't exactly loyal. / Lil'...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango walking outside at night]] / Clango: What a beautiful night! / Clango: It feels so good to be walking around again. / Clango: It's nights like this I'm grateful to be alive and in love. / [[Electron Mike and Maura in bed]] / Maura: You're not as good as my boyfriend. / Maura: You've got a...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Uncle Grandpa wearing a campaign badge on a podium, Red Robot to the right]] / Uncle Grandpa: Hooray! It's November! We made it! / Uncle Grandpa: Happy President's Day to me! / Uncle Grandpa: Huge savings on American-made sedans for everybody! / Uncle Grandpa: My place in history is assured. / Red...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Red Robot and Clango, outside]] / Red Robot: I told you so! / Clango: You did? When? / Red Robot: I was monitoring your girlfriend's bedroom last night. / Red Robot: Don't look at me like that. I wasn't sex-peeping! / Red Robot: I asure you I was simply pretending to target missiles, same as alwa...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Uncle Gandpa wearing a campaign badge on a podium, with Electron mike next to him]] / Electron Mike: Hey, mister president. / Uncle Grandpa: Feh! I wish. / Uncle Grandpa: I was robbed! / Uncle Grandpa: Apparently there's some stupid add law about having to be thirty-five years old. / Uncle Grandpa:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Electron Mike]] / Clango: Why hello there, Electron Mike. / Electron Mike: Hi? / Clango: Do you believe in god? / Electron Mike: Ha ha, of course not! I'm logical, jsut like you. / Clango: I'm logical? / Electron Mike: You're a robot, aren't you? / Clango: Well then, I guess that I am logical. / Clango:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Lil' Sis]] / Clango: Then I just stared at him and asked about the weather. / Lil' Sis: You didn't yell at him? Or hit him? / Lil' Sis: He booty-slammed your girlfriend! / Lil' Sis: What's wrong with you? Do you have no self-respect? / Clango: I don't care about HIM. / [[Clango looking...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete and Vegan Chick]] / Indie Rock Pete: Hey there sexy organic mama. / Indie Rock Pete: I wanna take you to a blue state and lick you 'til you're purple. / [[Vegan Chick looks at Indie Rock Pete]] / Vegan Chick: I'm not sure that I trust the political process enough to do that on the...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete and Vegan Chick]] / Indie Rock Pete: I fell in love with you the moment that I saw your dreadlocks gleaming in the dirt. / Indie Rock Pete: I want to live with you in a world of hemp pop-tarts and cars fueled by dreams. / Indie Rock Pete: Baby, my heart stopped being real meat the...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango looking unhappy]] / [[Indie Rock Pete and Vegan Chick looking happy, with hearts etc.]] / [[Red Robot and Clango]] / Red Robot: They sure look happy, don't they? / Clango: Yeah. / Red Robot: It is because he is lying to her.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Red Robot]] / Clango: Why does everyone have love but me? / Red Robot: Chicks can smell a whiner a mile away. Gay dudes, too. / Clango: I'm nice! Doesn't that count for something? / Red Robot: If you're so nice, I could use a light snack. / Clango: I listen! I even pay attention. / Red...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Red Robot]] / Clango: I'm sure she was just drunk. No big deal. / Red Robot: No excuses! / Red Robot: She made pee-pee maché with your friend. File under "Betrayal"! / Red Robot: you have to tell her how you feel and you need to say it with lasers. / [[Red Robot has left nad is replaced...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Maura]] / Clango: I can't believe you did that! / Maura: How come? / Maura: I used to make porn movies and I have a drinking problem! / Maura: I mean you had to think that I might sleep with some random dude at one point or another. / Maura: Right? / [[Clango turns and is leaving]] / [[Clango...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango on his own, indoors]] / Clango: Now what? I hate today. / Offscreen voice: Mew! / [[Clango finds the cat Jon Stamos on a desk looking into a mirror]] / Jon Stamos: Mrrow. / Jon Stamos: Growwwl. / Clango: That's adorable! She thinks she's having a fight on the internet! / Jon Stamos: Hiss!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete and Red Robot]] / Indie Rock Pete: Graah! / Red Robot: Raaargh! / Red Robot: Enough chit-chat! What do you want, puny meat snack? / Indie Rock Pete: Grr!! I just found out that some jerks are already using the name I picked for my band... / Red Robot: Gee, I wonder where you are going...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Charles and Electron Mike]] / Charles: Quit it! You're gonna make me do a ROFL in my pants! / Charles: you seem a lot more confident and funny today, Electron Mike. / Charles: Did you touch a lady on her front bottom? / Electron Mike: Mayybe... / Charles: Let's go talk about this on the internet! / Electron...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Metal Steve]] / Clango: Metal Steve, do you ever get mad? / Metal Steve: Oh, hell yeah. / Metal Steve: Sometimes I even get angry and drunk! / Metal Steve: Anger is healthy. / Clango: It is? / Metal Steve: Yes. Allow me to show you the true nature of anger. / [[Change of scene. Inside a...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Metal Steve. Both look like they've been in a fight]] / Clango: That was awesome! / Metal Steve: Hitting folks is always fun, my man! / Clango: I got something stuck in my back. Can you look? / [[Clango turns around]] / Metal Steve: Dang! Looks like the Tooth Fairy paid for your drinks...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Pete; Dating a vegan is the easiest scam ever! / Pete; As long as you agree with them on one issue they put up with all your shortcomings! / Suzie; Wow. That sure beats being their friend on a deep, honest level. / Pete; I can be the biggest jerk on earth! / Suzie; But you have to hide your hot dogs. / Suzie;...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Metal Steve talking to Clango]] / Metal Steve: Dude! We are gonna be RICH! / Clango: Ooh! / Metal Steve: I just learned how to make the most expensive coffee on earth! / Metal Steve: You feed the beans to a cat and it poops out caffinated gold! / [[No dialogue]] / Metal Steve: It's like 300 bucks...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Electron Mike talking to Maura]] / Electron Mike: What's up sweet knickers? / Maura: You. / Maura: If you filled me full of babies I am going to drop every single one on your head. / Maura: They will bust your skull like a mewling rain of chubby doom. / Maura: A thousand doodie-soaked hammers of ...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Susie: You ready to hit the movies, big guy? / Clango: Ready like an organ failure on a McDonald's lover! / Susie: How do I look? / Clango: "Fap fap fap," as the kids say!
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Widescreen shot of the side of a cinema. Posters for Willow 2 and Platypus]] / [[Widescreen again, Pale Suzie and Clango are there, as are 2 other people]] / Woman: I'm not sure what we just saw, but it was fun. / Man: I liked the explosions! / Pale Suzie: Grr. Why do I do this to myself? / [[Just Pale...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic suzie: grr! / clango: can i make a suggestion? / suzie: it had better not be simple and sensible. / clango: why do you go and see all these comic book movies if the changes bother you so much? / suzie: spoken like someone who did not grow up reading comic books. / suzie: wanna go make out? / clango:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Pale Suzie and Clango walking outside]] / Pale Suzie: I had fun tonight. / Clango: Me three! / Pale Suzie: So. / [[At Pale Suzie's house]] / Pale Suzie: How single are you, exactly? / Pale Suzie: More importantly, are you gonna come inside?
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete (with stupid hair) talking to Maura]] / Indie Rock Pete: Hallelujah! / Maura: Saints be praised! / Indie Rock Pete: Sweet mother of Dairy Queen! / Maura: Heavens to Pepsi! / Indie Rock Pete: Glory be! / Maura: Lordy, lordy guess who's forty! / [[No dialogue]] / Maura: Why are we screaming...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete with stupid hair talking to Maura]] / Indie Rock Pete: Lo, I have been blessed. / Maura: you don't say. / Maura: Now is that in addition to looking stupid? / [[Maura grins at Indie Rock Pete]] / Indie Rock Pete: I woke up this morning to find that I grew rock star hair as I slept! / Indie...
 

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