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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Pale Suzie and Clango in Pale Suzie's house. Argh, the pink!]]
/ Pale Suzie: Find a seat and I'll make us some tea.
/ Clango: Ooh, pink! / [[Pale Suzie on her own in the kitchen]]
/ Pale Suzie: Diet pill addiction and 24-hour Home Depot make for an exotic decor. / [[Clango in a chair, with Lord Taco-Puss... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1110 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Full face shot of Lord Taco-Puss]]
/ Lord Taco-Puss: < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1111 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[In Pale Suzie's house, Pale Suzie on screen]]
/ Clango: Is it safe to come out now?
/ Pale Suzie: Yup. Kitty is locked in the potty.
/ Lord Taco-Puss: RRRR / [[Clango and Pale Suzie talking]]
/ Pale Suzie: He's under a lot of stress at work. / Pale Suzie: He came back thru time to save the future! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1112 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango talking to Pale Suzie inside]]
/ Clango: Your CAT is from the future.
/ Pale Suzie: My cat is from .. THE FUTURE! / Clango: Realllly. / Pale Suzie: Dude, I'm not making any of this up. / Pale Suzie: The cat told me. / Clango: You know, you don't have to act all crazy just to cheer me up. / [[Clango... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1113 |
| Bloodless Coup | red robot: Why hello there, bipedal blood bag!
/ Maura: What up, lego tits. / red robot: I saw your boy-friend heading over to suzie's earlier. / red robot: They sure seemed to be in a hurry!
/ Maura: So? / red robot: Use your vagination. / Maura [offpanel]: Grrrrrr! / red robot (bubble 1): Ha ha... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1114 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Electron Mike in bed at home]]
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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango talking to Pale Suzie on her doorstep]]
/ Clango: Thanks for a fun night.
/ Pale Suzie: I pity the fool who don't call me tomorrow. / [[Clango leaves]]
/ Pale Suzie: Make sure to drink your milk!
/ Clango: Word, I will! / [[Widescreen, door closes, shot of bushes]] / [[Lights on bushes turn on]] / [[Maura... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1116 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Pale Suzie at home reading, wearing glasses. Lord Taco-Puss asleep on the arm of the chair]] / < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1117 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[View of Pale Suzie's left hand, with "Call Me!" written on it.]]
/ Pale Suzie: (thinks) On the one hand, he DID say tha he was single. / [[View of Pale Suzie's right hand, with blood on it]]
/ Pale Suzie: (thinks) But on the other, his girlfriend does seem to disagree. / [[View of Maura standing over... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1118 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura looking at Pale Suzie, who is fuming]] / Pale Suzie: Give me one reason I shouldn't deck you right back in the damn face. Please. / Maura: Dude, sorry.
/ Pale Suzie: "Sorry"? / Maura: Well, you shouldn't be messing around with my boyfriend. / Pale Suzie: You have a boyfriend? / Pale Suzie:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1119 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete with stupid hair in front of a computer. Vegan Chick offscreen]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: @!#?!
/ Vegan Chick: Jeez! / [[Vegan Chick comes onscreen]]
/ Vegan Chick: Does your mom know you blog with that mouth? / Indie Rock Pete: Huh? I blog with my hands.
/ Vegan Chick: Oh, what a waste of... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1120 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot talking to Electron Mike, outside in the snow]]
/ Red Robot: Meat! Attend my words! / Red Robot: You will assist me in finding the true spirit of christmas! / [[Large image. Red Robot is coveredin blood, and has drawn an image of Santa in the snow, and coloured it with blood. Electron mike... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1121 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Suzy: How was your winter solstice, Zack? / Zack: Even the longest night of the year is not dark enough for my tastes. / Suzy: Damn, that's committment.
/ Zack: Bah. / Zack: Baron_Draculs wussed out and we didn't even have a blood sacrifice. / Zack: We had to eat tato skins and pretend they were scabs. / Suzy:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1122 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Uh oh. Adrianne, hide me!
/ Adrianne: < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1123 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: I can't believe him! He didn't even want to talk to me. / Lil' Sis: I'm no ouija board but I wonder if this has anything to do with cheating on him? / Maura: I was drunk. That totally doesn't count. / Lil' Sis: I'm not gonna waste my time debating with you. Does this look like the internet? / Lil'... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1124 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Roger the Cat and Joe Stamos on a desk with a chemistry set.]] / [[Clango on his own]]
/ < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1125 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Map showing Alaska, and in background another of Nevada]]
/ Alaska: Oh, that Texas thinks he's so big!
/ Nevada: Okla-boner you mean! / [[Vegan Chick and Indie Rock Pete]]
/ Vegan Chick: Heh, um that's very funny.
/ Indie Rock Pete: Beig a cartoonist is easy! / [[Lil' Sis looking on]]
/ Lil' Sis: I'm... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1126 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis walking along outside]] / Lil' Sis: (Thinks) Why is my ass warm? / Lil' Sis: (Thinks) I mean it's always been HOT, but this is something different. / Lil' Sis: (Thinks) It's trying to tell me something. / [[Dual panel shot, as if through a pair of shades, Lil' Sis is visible form behind... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1127 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Electron Mike wearing glasses. Lil' Sis offscreen. Outside in the daytime]]
/ Lil' Sis: Hey, nerd! / [[Lil' Sis appears onscreen]]
/ Electron Mike: Yes?
/ Lil' Sis: Keep staring at my ass like that and you'll burn a hole in my pants! / [[No dialogue]] / Lil' Sis: That doesn't mean to keep doing it... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1128 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Electron Mike and Lil' Sis talking outside in the daytime]]
/ Lil' Sis: There is a name for guys like you. / Electron Mike: "Gross"?
/ Lil' Sis: It's more specific than that. / Electron Mike: "Mike"?
/ Lil' Sis: Quit interrupting me! / Lil' Sis: Sit there with your pop-tart slot shut and let me finish... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1129 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve and Indie Rock Pete outside a record store]]
/ Metal Steve: I hate this store. They always try to make me feel dumb.
/ Inde Rock Pete: That's why it's such a good shop! / Indie Rock Pete: A real record store doesn't just take your money - / [[They go inside]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: They make... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1130 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Widescreen shot of the inside of a record store. Cobwebs and empty shelves. Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve talking]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: There you have it - the most exclusive record shop in town! / Metal Steve: Um, where are the records? / Metal Steve: I see two Hootie & The Blowfish albums and a... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1131 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa on a desk with a phone]]
/ < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1132 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Vegan Chick talking]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: You're breaking up with me? / Indie Rock Pete: But... But... But... We haven't even expletive deleted! / Vegan Chick: Huh! Funny how that worked out. / Vegan Chick: I'm not sure there is room in my life for love and bubble tea. / Indie... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1133 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis standign alone, with her eyes closed. Indie Rock Pete offscreen]]
/ Lil' Sis: (Thinks) Keep your eyes closed and pretend to be a fence post.
/ Indie Rock Pete: Le sigh! If only I had a friend to whine to. / [[Indie Rock Pete appears.]] / [[Lil' Sis opens an eye]]
/ Lil' Sis: Crap. / Indie... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1134 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis and Indie Rock Pete talking outside in the daytime]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I got dumped. / Indie Rock Pete: I will never know the sublime joy of making sexy in the shower. / Lil' Sis: Oh, my stomach.
/ Indie Rock Pete: Oh, my heart. / Lil' Sis: I don't think you were ever gonna get to make HER... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1135 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis and Indie Rock Pete talking]]
/ Lil' Sis: You should call her and tell her off!
/ Indie Rock Pete: No thanks lil' dude. / Lil' Sis: Aw, come on! I want a laugh.
/ Indie Rock Pete: I don't "do" cell phones. / Indie Rock Pete: Those things are out generations cigarette. Hip, snazzy, fatal. / Lil'... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1136 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Split panel view of the inside of a house. Clango and Pale Suzie in one half, Metal Steve in the other. The divide in the panels moves towards metal Steve each frame, until it's barely bigger than he is]]
/ Clango: You wanna go out tonight?
/ Pale Suzie: Lets leave that to th capricious whims of fate!
/ Metal... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1137 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Torpor and Maura talking outside in the snow]]
/ Torpor: Hello, juicy orange Maura tangerine lady!
/ Maura: Hey. / Torpor: Torpor is curious: How are you today?
/ Maura: Utterly alone. / Torpor: Is that nice?
/ Maura: It's horrible. / Torpor: I bet you can get lots of work done!
/ Maura: Yeah, life is... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1138 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Torpor and Maura talking outside in the snow]]
/ Torpor: Torpor is sad to see you so lonely.
/ Maura: Welcome to the team. / Torpor: Torpor will get you a hot date with his friend! / Maura: Just FYI- I have a rule that I can't date two dudes with the same name. / Torpor: Ralph?
/ Maura: Sadly.
/ Torpor:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1139 |
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