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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Charles: Lads, may I offer you some Pocky?
/ Metal Steve: Yay, snacks! I love our men's club meetings.
/ Indie Rock Pete: Pocky is physical proof that I am a man. / [[Picture of Glico's Men's Pocky.]]
/ Narrator: Time passes as our protagonists enjoy crispy pretzels dipped in dark chocolate for intelligent... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1170 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Metal Steve: Have you ever peed your name in the snow?
/ Indie Rock Pete: Of course not! How infantile. / Indie Rock Pete: Though I once pooped in a girl's front yard after she dumped me. / Metal Steve: That sounds satisfying.
/ Indie Rock Pete: I forgot to bring toilet paper. / Eve: Why do we need... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1171 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Eve: Boys are weird.
/ Lil' Sis: If agreeing with you equaled "X", I'd say X^10. / Lil' Sis: Earth would be such a better place if we wiped out all the men. / Eve: At least there'd be a golden age of ladies before mankind died out. / Lil' Sis: Why would humanity have to die out? / Lil' Sis: We'd just... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1172 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: Hey there sexy, single, and ladyish.
/ Maura: Yo, Indie Rock Pete. / Indie Rock Pete: You should come to my house and make sweet, grinding noise with my new guitar pedal. / Maura: I don't date musicians. They're too egotistical. / Indie Rock Pete: It's cool. I'm not actually a musician.... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1173 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: Art! / Red Robot #C-63: Commerce! / Indie Rock Pete: ART! / Red Robot #C-63: COMMERCE! / Indie Rock Pete: Surely even you can agree that pure, artistic creativity is superior to crass commercialism. / Red Robot #C-63: My philosophy can buy and sell your philosophy a thousand times... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1174 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: I have a theory.
/ Lil' Sis: Oh, yeah? Regale me. / Indie Rock Pete: I don't think that anyone who honestly remembers being a teenager actually likes "teenage movies". / Indie Rock Pete: Why would anyone who lived through all that awkwardness want to remember it? / [[silence]] / Lil'... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1175 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil' Sis: Why do you have to be such a jagged little pill? Some of us liked high school. / Indie Rock Pete: Some of us actually graduated high school. / Indie Rock Pete: Some of us are actually drinking age. / Maura: Some of us are drunk! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1176 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango frowns]]
/ Pale Suzie: Hey there tall, dark, and banned by various international treaties... I'd like a closer look at your atomic pile some time.
/ Menace-11: !!! / Pale Suzie: You said you were cool with me hitting on dudes as long as I didn't lie to you. / Clango: I cannot help being a b... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1177 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Eve: How's tricks with the new girl, Clango?
/ Clango: She's real sweet, just a little... / Clango: Non-traditional. / Eve: My friend, the only good traditions are fertility rites. / Clango: Her bedroom is like a Google image search with safe-mode turned off. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1178 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Metal Steve: Masculinity is a death sentence. / Metal Steve: Drive real fast! Eat red meat! Play with guns! / Metal Steve: Battle rival tribes with crude stone axes! Bone every girl you meet! / Metal Steve: The only way to survive in this game is not to play. / Metal Steve: The only way to win this... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1179 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Charles: Did you see the new Star Wars trailer? Wasn't it awesome?!
/ Indie Rock Pete: Feh. / Indie Rock Pete: Lucas' trailers are always great but the movies always suck! / [[Charles' head temporarily changes into Darth Maul's]] / Charles: You complain, but I bet you still go see it. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1180 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Love is like a can of paint. / Maura: It smells great when it's fresh. / Maura: It can change the color of most anything. / Maura: You just gotta scrape the dirt off first or it ain't gonna stick long. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1181 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: Yo, I'm hip. I'm down.
/ Lil' Sis: Of course you are. / Lil' Sis: When I think of you and 'hip' in the same sentence, one word comes to mind. / Indie Rock Pete: You and the rest of the hot ladies. / Lil' Sis: Osteoporosis. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1182 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Eve blows smoke into Metal Steve's face]]
/ Metal Steve: *cough* / Eve: I can't smoke indoors, but people can still drive cars wherever they want. / Eve: It's not fair. / Eve: I mean, who's to say one form of carbon monoxide is morally superior to another? / Eve: It's like eating fish and claiming... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1183 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Metal Steve: Do you always have to act so big and bad? / Eve: Of course! I'm the biggest J.D. since Salinger. / Metal Steve: A bullet didn't kill John Lennon. It was that pun. / Eve: What, you don't like intelligent women? / Metal Steve: What? I uh...
/ Indie Rock Pete: Of course he does! / Indie... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1184 |
| Double Ended Body Mod | [[Pale Suzie and Clango are talking]]
/ Pale Suzie: Honey, can I hack a little chunk of metal off your body?
/ [[Clango looks shocked.]] / [[Both consider the idea.]] / Pale Suzie: Not like that! I want another body piercing. / Pale Suzie: THis way you can always be with me.
/ [[Clango grins.]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1185 |
| If it hurts, it counts. | [[Pale Suzie and Clango are talking.]]
/ Clango: How many body piercings do you have anyway?? / [[Suzie arches her right eyebrow]]
/ Suzie: Three-wait-no. Eleven. / Suzie: Eleven if we're counting earrings. / Clango: Of course we are. If it hurts, it counts. / Clango: If it never heals, it counts... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1186 |
| Mortality is a Boner | [[Maura is talking to Metal Steve, both look nonplussed]]
/ Maura: I've been spending a lot of time alone lately. / Maura: I figured out a lot of things about myself. / Steve: Tell me something profound, my pornstar sensei. / Maura: True wisdom is realizing you will not always have a hot ass to... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1187 |
| Coppin' a Collar | [[Maura is talking to Metal Steve, both look nonplussed]]
/ Maura: I need to find something new to do. / Maura: A new job or maybe school. More drugs. Something. Anything! / Maura: Making porn has grown old to me. / [[Maura is suddenly an old woman with a bun and stiff-collared dress]]
/ Maura:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1188 |
| Movtive Missive | Red Robot: Hu-mans think they are so much better than us.
/ Clango: True dat. / Red Robot: What have they got that I don't?
/ Clango: Souls, they claim. / Red Robot: Yeah, well I have anger. / Red Robot: Anger is like a soul that gets things accomplished. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1189 |
| The Malodorous Projector | Red Robot: Don't give me that look.
/ Clango: What look? / Red Robot: You desire advice regarding emotions that this unit does not have. / Clango: Red Robot, you're pretty empathetic for a creature supposedly driven by rage. / Red Robot: I can sniff the tush of hu-man weakness from a mile away. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1190 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Eve: Hey Maura. You busy?
/ Maura: Nope. Nor am I terribly likely to be. / Eve: You wanna hang out?
/ Maura: Not really. / Eve: Grumpy, grumpy, thighs are lumpy! / Maura: Don't you have someplace to be? / Eve: According to classical physics, I sure do! / Eve: But current quantum theory makes that... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1191 |
| dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1192 | Eve: Are you depressed? / Maura: I don't believe in depression. / Maura: People use labels like that as an excuse to get stuck in ruts. / Maura: I prefer to think of myself as "between binges." / Maura: Care to join me for Girl Scout cookies & vodka? |
| Wavelengths of Judgement | Indie Rock Pete: Ugh, radio.
/ computer: Nuts to you, Mr. Elitist.
/ radio: Tra-la-la generic love song. / Indie Rock Pete: Radio is such crap.
/ computer: Radio is important. / computer: Radio is to modern man what a campfire was to cavemen. / computer: It keeps us warm inside when we're alone... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1193 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete smiling with a huge condom over his head]]
/ Lil' Sis: Are you doing something different with your hair? / [[Indie Rock Pete no longer smiling]]
/ Lil' Sis: It's worse. / [[Lil' Sis looking pissed, Indie Rock Pete smirking]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: This is my special hat for talking to slutty... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1194 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Electron Mike: You robots are a bad influence. / Electron Mike: Once-pretty girls have become food processing units in my eyes, steps in an ecological cycle. / Electron Mike: Kissing has become a slow, sad dance of frictional coefficients and relative warmth. / Electron Mike: I blame you for being... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1195 |
| Terrible Cruller Lizards | Evil Donut-Triceratops Beast: I am the ghost of the gasoline in your car! Repent your evil ways!
/ Pale Suzie: Eep! / Clango: Honey, did you have a bad dream? / Pale Suzie: Let's go out for donuts. I'll drive. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1196 |
| Wafflingus | Pale Suzie: This may be even BETTER than donuts.
/ Clango: Hooray for midnight breakfast and early morning sexcapades! / Pale Suzie: Why does everything taste better at the wrong time of day?
/ Clango: Rebellious tongues?
/ Clango: I gotta go make like 'Calvin' now and 'pee' on 'terrorism.' / Pale Suzie:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1197 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Sitting in a restaurant]]
/ Off Panel: I don't see it as 'indecent exposure.' Not exactly. / Off Panel: I see it more as sharing my joy with the world! / Off Panel: Representing on the streets for the beauty of nature, you dig? / Off Panel: My foreskin has a posse.
/ Pale Suzie: Check, please.
/ {{title... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1198 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura thinks of a crab, indicating crabbiness.]] / Eve: Somebody's got their cranky-pants on too tight today. / Maura: It happens. They were mail-order. / Eve: Wanna make out?
/ Maura: I'm not sure I like girls. Are you a girl? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1199 |
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