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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Autobot Autobiography"}} / [[Dream sequence between Clango and Maura]] / Clango: Curse you, foul woman! Begone from my life! / Clango: I am striking a blow for freedom. / Clango: The freedom for a man to kiss a lady and not taste some other dude! / [[Cut to Clango talking with Charles]] / Clango:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1260 |
| Diesel Sweeties 1261: "All Beef Menace" | [[Dark thinking cloud with skull over Indie Rock Pete's head]]
/ Metal Steve: You look like ass on crap, man. / Indie Rock Pete: I fell of the wagon again
/ Metal Steve: Weird, I didn't think you drank. / Indie Rock Pete: I don't. I fell off the vegetable cart and onto the meat wagon. / Indie Rock Pete:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1261 |
| diesel sweeties 1262: My Meaty Extrusion | Indie Rock Pete: I am doomed.
/ Metal Steve: One Hot Dog won't kill you, dude. / Indie Rock Pete: What if it's sharpened into a point? / Indie Rock Pete: It could clog and puncture my heart at the same time! / Metal Steve: You're paranoid. / Metal Steve: All the troubles in the world today and you're... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1262 |
| diesel sweeties 1263: Sol Is A Bad Friend | [[Clango smiles, Eve looks disgruntled. Sun above Clango, smiling cloud above Eve]] / Clango: I love these gorgeous summer days. / Clango: I wish there was air in space so I could yell up and thank the sun personally. / Eve: The sun doesn't care about you. / Eve: The sun is just a nuclear weapon... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1263 |
| diesel sweeties 1264: Comrade Yaoi | Clango: What's with all the grumpin' and grousin', comrade? / Clango: Did the glorious promise of communism fail due to the selfish nature of mankind?
/ Eve: As if. / Eve: I thought Maura loved me but she dropped me like the Berlin Wall. / Clango: Welcome to the collective, kiddo. / Clango: My only... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1264 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot and Maura sit up in bed in a darkened room, Red Robot has draped one arm across Maura's shoulders, Maura looks distressed]]
/ Red Robot: THAT WAS AMAZING!
/ Maura: OW. / [[Red Robot and Maura sit up in bed, Red Robot reaches for the light]]
/ Red Robot: WASN'T I AWESOME?
/ Maura: LIKE KONG... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1265 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil Sis and Eve face off on a blue gray background, Eve has a really bad haircut with a flick ad the front and mullet-esque flick at the nape of the neck, Lil Sis raises one eyebrow]]
/ Lil Sis: EVE?
/ Eve: HI. / [[Lil Sis and Eve face off on a blue gray background]]
/ Lil Sis: YOU LOOK STUP- I MEAN... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1266 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Sith or Pimp"}} / [[Red Robot, wearing a black cape, Stands atop a hill, with lightning crashing in the background]] / [[Cut to Indie Rock Pete talking to Red Robot]]
/ Pete: Nice cape, goofball. Are you supposed to be a Sith or a pimp? / Red Robot: I CAN'T BE BOTH? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1267 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Chump Change"}} / [[Metal Steve and Eve, sporting a mullet, make eye contact]] / Eve: Either hit on me or make fun of my haircut, just quit staring. / Steve: You're still a girl, right? / Eve: Egad! You discovered my SECRET. / Eve: I stopped being a girl the MOMENT scissors touched my tresses. / Steve:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1268 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Burt Ward's Burn Ward"}} / [[Red Robot and Maura are talking]] / Red Robot: RARRR! KILL! DESTROY! DIE! EVISCERATE! SLAP! SMOOSH! ARGUE! FROWN!
/ Maura: This is getting embarassing. / Red Robot: I THOUGHT YOU LIKED IT WHEN I GET VIOLENT.
/ Maura: Yeah, when it's REAL. / Maura: You're... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1269 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Funnel Cakes"}} / [[A urinal in a bathoom]] / [[Torpor walks up to the urinal]]
/ Torpor: Hello, cousin Frankie! Torpor misses you. / Torpor: You should be Torpor's friend!
/ [[Indie Rock Pete enters from the right]] / Torpor: Frankie?
/ [[Pete faces the urinal]] / Torpor: What are you doing... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1270 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Toupee Trip"}} / [[Pale Suzie and Nipples the Bear are talking]] / Suzie: I'm bored.
/ Nipples: I have just the thing! / Nipples: We can play dress up and go to a furry convention. / Suzie: Dress up, you say? Tell a lady more! / Nipples: Cosplay is to dress up what Einstein is to NASCAR! / Nipples:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1271 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Otter Princess"}} / [[Pale Suzie is talking to Nipples the Bear]] / Suzie: You're supposed to be a bear, right? / Nipples: I am not 'supposed to be' a bear, Suzie. / Nipples: I AM a bear. / Nipples: I'm a rare pygmy wizard bear from the kingdom of Upper Nubilia. / Suzie: Wow, cool! What... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1272 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Fark Raving Mad"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete sitting at his powerbook]] / Pete: Hello internet, you old scamp. / Pete: Expand my mind with informative hyper-links! / Pete: "Urban birds mimic cell phone ringtones, line their nests with free long distance minutes." / Pete: "Dancing scone takes United... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1273 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Yiffragette City"}} / [[Clango enters]]
/ Clango: Honey, I am what passes for home! / [[Clango enters another room]]
/ Clango: Suzie? / [[Clango spies a winking bear bag on a countertop]]
/ Clango: Uh oh. A shopping bag from Yiffington's Cosplay Emporium / Clango: And a faux-otter furkini with... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1274 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Coming Up For Air"}} / [[Clango is standing by a counter with a bag from Yiffington's on it]] / Suzie: Clango, is that you? I want to show you something. / [[Suzie enters wearing a bra, helmet, and tail]]
/ Suzie: Surprise! I'm from space! / [[Clango looks shocked]] / Suzie: I'm buying the... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1275 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Sex Addicts of the Carribbean"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Eve, sporting a mullet, are talking]] / Pete: Did I see you out at Blotto Grotta last night?
/ Eve: Aya, 'twas I. / Eve: 'G Marks The Spot' is TOTALLY my favorite pirate rock band. / Eve: Do you like them too? / Pete: Nah, I just like... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1276 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Bone Suckin' Sauce"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Eve, sporting a mullet, are talking]] / Eve: Do you have a girlfriend? / Pete: With MY personality, I'm lucky to have a Suicide Girls account. / Eve: Do you even WANT a girlfriend? / Pete: Does a chicken want barbecue sauce? / Eve: Yes, if she's... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1277 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Onanism The Barbarianism"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Eve, sporting a mullet, are talking]] / Eve: I pity you, Indie Rock Pete. / Pete: You can SAVE your pity for someone less critically acclaimed. / Eve: How can you expect to ever be happy if you're always alone? / Pete: Who says I want to... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1278 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Anti-Clam-Arctic"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Eve, sporting a mullet, are talking]] / Pete: Being cool is a lot more difficult than most people think. / Eve: I'm sure. / Pete: It totally cuts you off from other people. / Pete: You're not really allowed to be friends with losers anymore. / Eve:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1279 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango dreams of electric sheep]] / [[Clango wakes up]]
/ Clango: sUZIE, I'M FEELING LAZY. CANY YOU MAKE SOME COFFEE? / [[Pale Suzie, dressed as the Princess of Time & Space, stands in the kitchen]]
/ Pale Suzie: AHEM. / Clango: SORRY. / Clango: DEAREST PRINCESS OF TIME & SPACE, MAY I SUP UPON THY... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1280 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"All Trussed Up And Nowhere To Go"}} / [[Clango and Pale Suzie, in her Elfin Cat Princess costume, are chatting]] / Suzie: ClannNNGO, do you like my costume? / Clango: Um, it's really creative.
/ Suzie: You ought to dress up WITH me. / Suzie: We elfin cat princesses in heat can ALWAYS use a... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1281 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"People Change (Sometimes Into Animals)"}} / [[Clango and Pale Suzie, in her elfin cat princess outfit, are talking]] / Suzie: You're really against my trans-fur-mation, aren't you? / Clango: I'm not really sure what that means? / Suzie: It means you don't think I am a sexy cat elf. / Suzie:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1282 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"The Numbers Don't Lie Without Help"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Maura are talking]] / Pete: Hey Maura-You're the oldest person I know who still has sex... / [[Maura gives Pete a chilly glare, which freezes Pete in a block of ice]] / Maura: Thank you for the ENLIGHTENING stats, Pie Chart Pete. / Pete:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1283 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Pete: Did you ever go to a high school reunion? I have one coming up. / Pete: I want to see how lame everyone else turned out, but school still gives me the willies. / Pete: I feel like an ex-con going to meet his prison 'wife' for an iced frappuccino. / Maura: You've got baggage, Pete. / Pete: Yeah,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1284 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Cold Filtered Romulan Ale"}} / [[Metal Steve, holding a grocery bag, is talking with Kevin]] / Steve: Dude! Guess who's got a 30-pack of Bud Light and some Star Trek videos?! / [[Steve "says" a metal horn-hand, and Kevin "says" a live-long-and-prosper-hand, both against a starry background]] / Steve:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1285 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"A Memorable Site (sic)"}} / [[Metal Steve and Kevin are talking]] / Steve: How long have I known you, Kevin?
/ Kevin: Since before we had pubes. / Steve: I almost can't believe it. How'd you find me after all these years? / Kevin: I know! I was surfin' my favorite porn sites when...BLAMMO! / Kevin:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1286 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{Title: Broken Hearts Are For Assholes}} / Clango: http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1287 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Even Jerks Can Be Nice"}} / [[Clango and Maura are talking]] / Clango: Aw, shucks. I didn't mean to make you think I got married. / Clango: That was just a figure of speech. / Clango: Like when you used to call my penis 'the best thing since sliced beer.' / Clango: I still flinch whenever... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1288 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"It's Alway Greener on the Other Side of Your Ex"}} / [[Clango is talking to Maura, Red Robot is at frame right]] / Clango: Great, here comes the vagina nazi.
/ Maura: Shush. He's kind of new at "girls".
/ Red Robot: DISENGAGE ALL WEAPONS SYSTEMS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE LADY. SHE IS WITH ME. / [[Clango... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1289 |
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