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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"A Stare Across the Void"}} / [[Clango and Red Robot are talking]] / Red Robot: SHOO!
/ Red Robot: WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND HERE. / Clango: Droids?
/ Red Robot: NOPE. / Clango: Anyone interested in a civil conversation?
/ Red Robot: NO HABLA SISSY-SPEAK. / [[Clango and Red Robot stare at each... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1290 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Dream A Little Dream Of Me"}} / [[An image of a hotdog wrapped in bacon and avocado fills a dream-bubble]]
/ Voice: Daddy?
/ Voice: It's so dark in here.
/ Voice: I'm scared. / [[Indie Rock Pete wakes up, sitting up in his bed, with a "Ghost World" poster over it]] / [[Cut to Pete talking to Lil'... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1291 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"I Was A Teen-Age Twenty-Something"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Lil' Sis are talking]] / Pete: I am the worst vegetarian ever. / Sis: Don't sell yourself short, Pete. You suck at LOTS of things! / Pete: You couldn't resist, huh?
/ Sis: Wasting sarcasm is a sin. / Pete: Why can't I ever complain... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1292 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Ninety-Nine Problems But A Schtick Ain't One"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete, sporting a beard, and Lil' Sis are talking]] / Pete: I keep trying to be a vegetarian but I keep screwing up. / Sis: So? Just stop screwing up! / Sis: What?
/ Sis: Too simple of a solution? / Pete: I wish someone would... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1293 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Bluetooth Cave Paintings"}} / [[Eve, sporting a mullet, and Electron Mike are talking]] / Eve: Electron Mike, do you remember the world before the internet? / [[Mike gives eve an aghast look and his hair greys at the temples]] / [[Mike's temples fade to dark grey]]
/ Mike: Oh, I remember the... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1294 |
| Boys Will Buy Anthing If It Is Vaguely Penis-Shaped | [[Several different colored Sharpie markers are seen in the background giving off their odor in the first panel. Characters appear in the foreground.]] / Maura: WHAT SMELLS LIKE EMBALMING? / Kevin: SHARPIES SMELL SO GOOD, I MADE MYSELF A COLOGNE OUT OF THEM. / Maura: KEVIN, YOU ARE CRAZIER THAN COCAINE... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1295 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Emmett Brown's Honey-Oat Lager"}} / [[Kevin makes eye contact with Maura]] / Maura: Can I help you with something? / Kevin: I've got a bad case of celibacy and I'd LOVE to get your opinion on it. / Maura: My opinion is that line MIGHT have worked on a drunk chick in 1982. / Kevin: I've got... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1296 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Slippery When Whetted"}} / [[Clango and Red Robot are talking]] / Clango: So I told him, "deep frying is how you show food how much you truly love it."
/ Red Robot: ! / Clango: Funny, huh?
/ Red Robot: ...
/ [[An antenna begins to rise from Red Robot's head]] / [[The antenna shoots out signal... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1297 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Neutered By Neutrons"}} / [[Kevin and Maura are talking]] / Kevin: So, your place or mine? / Maura: How about yours? / Maura: For you.
/ Maura: Alone. / Kevin: That sucks! I thought you were EASY. / Maura: Blowing up a city is EASY...if you've got a nuke. / Maura: Do you even have a... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1298 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Mullet Allergy"}} / [[Kevin and Maura are talking]] / Maura: Well, EXCUSE me for having a mullet allergy! / Maura: Make outs equal break outs! / Maura: One kiss from your power chords and I'd be covered in bad denim jackets anad Judas Priest patches. / Kevin: Think you're too good for me,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1299 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura standing alone]] / [[Clango staring at Maura, looking conflicted. Indie Rock Pete speaks from off-panel.]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I know what you're thinking. Don't do it. / [[Clango's heart-shaped niceness gland beats.]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I can see your niceness gland swelling up from all the... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1300 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Meat Extruder"}} / [[Clango and Indie Rock Pete, sporting a beard, are talking]] / Pete: Clango, you need to quit obsessing about your ex-girlfriend. / Pete: How about we go out for veggie dogs and I teach you how to hold a grudge? / Clango: Eww. Veggie dogs are like buying a 'real doll' of... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1301 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"The Radish Gambit"}} / [[Clango and Indie Rock Pete, sporting a beard, are talking. Ali is thinking of a radish at frame right]]
/ Clango: Hotcha veggie mama!
/ Pete: Betcha twenty bucks I can talk her into coming back to my place in under 30 seconds. / [[Clango and Pete alone]]
/ Clango: Whatever!... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1302 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"The Mating Game"}} / [[Clango and Indie Rock Pete, sporting beard, are talking]] / Clango: I can't believe you lied to that girl just to make her like you! / Pete: Believe it! (She did) / Pete: Lying is a valid courtship ritual. / Clango: 'Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1303 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Petroleum-Based Abstinence"}} / [[Maura and Red Robot are talking]] / Maura: Who wants make-outs?
/ Red Robot: UGH. NOT TODAY. / Maura: How come? I'm suddenly not attractive?
/ Red Robot: ENERGY PRICES ARE TOO HIGH FOR SEX RIGHT NOW. / Red Robot: MEET ME IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY HUMMER AS SOON... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1304 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Couldn't See It Coming"}} / [[Maura and Red Robot are talking]] / Maura: Quit whining about higher gas prices!
/ Red Robot: U.S.A.! U.S.A.! I KNOW MY RIGHTS. / Maura: At least it's not as exp- / Maura: Expen-
/ [[Red Robot begins to fade out]] / Maura: Expensive as-
/ [[Maura makes dotted-line... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1305 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Be All That You Can Be- In The Bronte Reserve"}} / [[Maura and a uniformed & crew-cutted Eve are talking]] / Maura: You joined the army?
/ Eve: Green as life & twice as bratty. / Maura: I thought you were an avowed anarchist? / Maura: I thought you HATED the military-industrial complex? / Maura:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1306 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: It's tough being me
/ Lil' Sis: The tears, they well up in my eyes / LS: Talk to me when you get a job or enroll in school / IRP: I work hard at being a learned man. I read internet messageboards all day long! / LS: Homer, Plato, Euclid, Fark. The classics. / LS: I'm going to go... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1307 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"The Smartest Hygienists In The Room"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete, sporting a beard, and Lil' Sis are talking]] / Pete: You're a hot girl, why study to be a dentist? / Pete: Why not just get by on your good looks like I do? / [[Pete and Sis smirk at each other]] / Sis: My dad was a professional gambler / Sis:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1308 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | You're scary.
/ Because I'm smart or because you're dumb? /
/ Neither, but you're thinking "Both."
/ You know me well. / Well enough to know it isn't worth fighting back with you. / Hooray for me! I trained a monkey. / Ook you.
/ You wish, chimpy. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1309 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title: Fifty States, Fifty Slogans}} / [["Delaware" text in bright red]]
/ Clango Cyclotron: Delaware! Women, children, and corporations first! / [["New Hampshire" text in blue-grey]]
/ Clango Cyclotron: New Hampshire! We vote so you don't have to! / [["Alabama" text in dark red]]
/ Clango Cyclotron:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1310 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title: Ypsilanti Dreamin'}} / [[background red]]
/ Lil' Sis: Michigan demands to be made fun of! / [[background white]]
/ Clango Cyclotron: Jeez, I got the other forty-nine states. Isn't that good enough? / [[background blue]]
/ Lil' Sis: Do you really want to go through life one state shy of a... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1311 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Do you know whats funny about both Canada AND America? / States and provinces start out really small on the east coast... / ...but they get bigger as you move west.
/ ALERT THE MEDIA! You read a map! / I wonder if making a country is like writing a book report? / You start small but just keep bumping... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1312 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil' Sis: Let me see your iPod so I can make fun of you. / [[iPod screen with "stolen music, stolen music 2, music i stole, downloaded music, videogame songs, johnny cash" as categories"]] / Lil' Sis: Apparently "Stolen" is a genre now? / Electron Mike: "American copyright law is biased against citizens"... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1313 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Hi-Fi Hi-Jack"}} / [[Lil' Sis and Electron Mike, wearing his iPod, are talking]] / Sis: What would you do if I stole your precious iPod? / Mike: I'd call the cops. 911! 187! Geeky toy emergency! / Sis: But what if I told the cops it was full of music you stole? / Mike: I'd tell my mommy!... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1314 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Pearls of Wisdom From a Porn Star With a Drinking Problem"}} / [[Maura with a bottle of beer in hand]] / Maura: If you have to fight over a woman, you will not have enough energy to get her off properly. / Maura: Hot dogs aren't just food. They can also be entertainment. / Maura: Save your... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1315 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Good Old Fashioned Anti-Depressants"}} / [[Lil' Sis and Maura, beer in hand, are talking]] / Sis: You're drunk!
/ Maura: You're a meanie! / Maura: How am I supposed to both watch the news and be sober? / Maura: It's a paradox. / Sis: Dress it up however you want, I still don't approve. / Maura:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1316 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Canis Major, What's Your Malfunction?"}} / [[Lil' Sis and Maura, beer in hand, are talking]] / Sis: I think you may have a drinking problme. / Maura: Yeah, well...um...I think you may have a problem with my ability to drink. / [[Sis frowns, Maura smirks]] / Maura: Refute that one, miss congressional... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1317 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Every Cloud Has A Silver Lithium Dioxide Lining""}} / [[Clango and Red Robot are talking]] / Clango: I like being a robot.
/ Red Robot: I HATE BEING A ROBOT. / Clango: It's cool being stronger + tougher than most folks / Red Robot: IT SUCKS TO BE SEEN AS NOTHING MORE THAN BRUTE LABOR. / Clango:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1318 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Cyborgs...Mysterious Super-Cajuns From The Year Three Thousand!"}} / [[Clango and Red Robot are talking]] / Red Robot: CLANGO, DO YOU THINK I COULD PASS FOR A HU-MAN? / Clango: Maybe with a couple of beards.
/ [[Red Robot thought-bubbles a heart-eyed Isaac Hayes]] / Red Robot: I WONDER IF ONE... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1319 |
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