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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Lil' Sis in gallery with rapper portraits]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Yes, it's notorious. But is it art? / Indie Rock Pete: I just don't get it.
/ Lil' Sis: I'm not sure your opinion matters much on this one. / Indie Rock Pete: Rapping is just talking over beats.
/ Lil' Sis: Bah! / Lil'... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1320 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Seeing The Light At THe End of The Doors"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Lil' Sis are chatting - Pete is sporting a bear]]
/ Sis: Why are people so attracted to dead rock stars? / Pete: Mediocrity plus death equals genius. / Pete: People like dead musicians because they never change. / Pete: So... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1321 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Career Day in the Mesozoic"}} / [[Maura and Metal Steve are talking]] / Maura: What did you want to be when you grew up?
/ Steve: A dinosaur! / Maura: Right. Of course.
/ Steve: Rarr! / Steve: Preferably a career dinosaur like a triceratops. / Steve: Velociraptors are cool and all, but I... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1322 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Now I'll Never Dance With Another Since I Soyuz Standing There. / [[Enter Maura and Metal Steve.]]
/ Maura: All I used to read & think about as a kid was outer space and masturbating. / Maura: And that led me to a very weird epiphany... / Maura: Friction is probably the most important thing in life. / Maura:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1323 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{Title: "Traveling Across The Icontinence"}} / Nipples The Bear: HOWDY, BALDY.
/ Lil' Sis: WHAT UP, NIPPLES? / Nipples: KEEPIN' IT SO REAL, THE HOLO-DECK IS POUTING. / Nipples: WANNA COME WITH ME ON AN ERRAND? / Nipples: I HAVE TO TRAVEL FOR BUSINESS AND I'M FRESH OUT OF DIAPERS. / Lil' Sis: YOU... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1324 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Nipples: Want to hear about my poop?
/ Lil' Sis: Nope. / Nipples: Sadly, we cannot alter our fates.
/ Lil' Sis: Alas. / Nipples: Poop's not gross if you just think of it as a giant, fast-growing hair. / Nipples: It's possibly the biggest hair on the human body! / Lil' Sis: That almost makes... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1325 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"The Percentages Always Favor The House"}} / [[Maura and Metal Steve are talking]] / Maura: If I got 100% of my ideas done, I would change the world. / Maura: If I did something with 99% of my ideas, I would be amazing. / Maura: If I worked on half my ideas, I'd be a totally fulfilled human... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1326 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title: Nipple Scripture}} / Metal Steve: Maura, you really should DO something with your life. / Maura: Does drinking count?
/ Steve: 9 out of 10 leading gurus say "no". / Steve: Don't hide your light under a bushel. / Maura: Huh? / Steve: Don't cover perfect natural breasts with a padded bra. / Maura:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1327 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good (In Bed)"}} / [[Maura and Clango are talking]] / Maura: "Do something with your life," he tells me. / Maura: I made porno for six years! / Maura: You'd think that would be more than enough 'doing' for one lifetime. / Maura: Sigh.
/ Clango: Maybe you could volunteer... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1328 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"I Rue The Day I Regretted My Regression"}} / [[Maura and Clango are talking]] / Maura: Listen, Clango- I do not want your advice. / Maura: You are a toaster with a boner.
/ Clango: So that's how it is? / Clango: Back when we were dating, I was a boner with a toaster. / Maura: Things change.
/ Clango:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1329 |
| In The Kitchen With Billy Brainjar | [[Maura and Billy Brainjar, talking. Billy Brainjar is holding a pie.]]
/ Maura: That's a nice pie.
/ Billy Brainjar: I baked it on my very own thermocoupler. / Maura: You can bake?
/ Billy Brainjar: I find that it helps keep me grounded. / Maura: Do you like pie?
/ Billy Brainjar: I used to. / Maura:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1330 |
| Like A Candle Breaking Wind | [[Maura talking to Billy Brainjar]]
/ Maura: Anyway.
/ Billy Brainjar: Anyway. / [[Nipples and Clango looking on, talking to eachother]]
/ Nipples: Wow, look at that akwardness!
/ Clango: Truly painful. / Nipples: When it comes to making folks feel uncomfortable, nobody holds a candle to a brain in a pickle... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1331 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title: Feminism and Mister Cyclotron}} / Nipples the Bear: Clango, can I ask you a question?
/ Clango: I'll save you the trouble. / Clango: Yes, I like girls. / Nipples: I know that, silly! Can I borrow your girlfriend? It's just for one night. / Clango: So ask HER! She may wear cat-ears, but she's... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1332 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{ "Coding Some Serious Mouse-Overs" }} / [[Clango and Pale Suzie are chatting - Pale Suzie is wearing her "furry" kitty-space-queen costume]]
/ Clango: What's a 'squat luck' dinner? / Suzie: It's the most fun a furry can have! / Clango: Is that like wife-swapping for the bunny tail set? / Clango:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1333 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title text: INCISOR? I NEVER TOUCHED HER!}} / Pale Suzie: WOULD YOU EVER GIVE UP SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO YOU FOR LOVE? / Lil' Sis: I QUIT SCHOOL ONCE TO BE WITH A GUY. / Lil' Sis: HE WAS ALL, "BABY I'VE GOT PERFECT TEETH- WHY DO YOU NEED TO STUDY DENTISTRY?" / Lil' Sis: I CAUGHT HIM WITH MY SISTER... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1334 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[ Pale Suzie and Lil' Sis are chatting]] / Suzie: I'm gonna quit being a furry. No more sex in kitten suits for me. / Suzie: I think it's upsetting my boyfriend. / Sis: The nerve of that tin-plated tyrant, how dare he! / Sis: That's the only remotely interesting thing about you! / Suzie: ... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1335 |
| Tithe Me Baby, One More Time. | [[Red Robot talking to Indie Rock Pete, grey background]]
/ Red Robot: Join my religion or else.
/ Indie Rock Pete: Or else what? / [[background changes to rust orange; Indie Rock Pete looks unhappy]]
/ Red Robot: Join my religion or else I will kill you in the name of my god. / [[background is grey again;... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1336 |
| Pirates of the Caribbean | Metal Steve: Avast!
/ Electron Mike: w00t! / Metal Steve: Prepare to be keel-hauled, ye bilge rat! / Clango: Pirate talk versus leet speak.
/ Lil' Sis: A rivalry as old as lag time. / Electron Mike: 1337 h4x0rz pwn j00! / Metal Steve: Hark! 'tis the devil's own wicked tongue!
/ Electron Mike: n00b / Clango:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1337 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Break up cards?
/ Misc counter jockey: Aisle six near gerbil birthdays / Maura: "you're nice but diseases aren't" / Maura: "It was fun to sleep with you but not good enough to put up with you" / Maura: "i'm afraid of commitment (with a loser)" / Maura: "lets pretend... that we never met!" / Electron... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1338 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title: If A Man Sleeps With A Lady Who Doesn't Like Him, Does She Make A Sound?}} / Maura: YAY! I finally dumped Mike.
/ Metal Steve: Huh? / Steve: I had no idea you two were even dating. / Maura: How could you NOT know? I complained about him all the time!
/ Steve: You did? / Maura: Well, I THOUGHT... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1339 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title text: WHO CAN FATHOM THE ONE-HANDED MIND?}}
/ Clango: Electron Mike, you look like the lonliest puppy in puppytown. / Clango: Did some mean kitty scratch your iPod? / Electron Mike: Maura dumped me.
/ Clango: Sorry / Clango: Maybe you can use the time alone to better yourself? / Electron Mike:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1340 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title: Favoritism}} / Electron Mike: Am I too young to have a list of people I don't want at my funeral? / Lil' Sis: Who said that you were still young? / [[Lil' Sis walks away]] / {{title: Fatalism}} / Mike: Come back here! I wasn't done boring you! / Red Robot: Did someone say 'funeral'? / Mike:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1341 |
| If These Glands Could Talk, What A Story They Would Tell | [[Clango is facing Suzie. Suzie is naked (visible from the waist up). Her breasts are pixellated out.]] / Clango: SUZIE! WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES AT?! / Clango: IT'S SWEATER WEATHER AND YOU'VE GOT A SEVERE NIPPLE ADVISORY. / Suzie: I GAVE THEM UP FOR YOU. / [[Clango looks confused.]] / Clango:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1342 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Pale Suzie and Clango are mutually naked and in bed together, on the wall is a picture of a skull, suggesting they are at Pale Suzie's place. Both are smiling.]] / [[Pale Suzie and Clango both look happy and have lil thought bubble hearts over their heads]] / Pale Suzie: Mrow.
/ Clango: Purr. / Clango:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1343 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{Title: Ten Tickles, One For Each Appendage}} / [[Indie Rock Pete is dressed as a squid]] / Lil' Sis: Yay! The Pope came out of the closet! / Pete: Shut your yap, you ichthyologally-illiterate ignoramus. / Lil' Sis: Yes, your Holiness.
/ Pete: I'm NOT the Pope! / Lil' Sis: Are you a one-eyed, one-horned,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1344 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | You! The corporate mascot trying to look dangerous.
/ Huh? / Heed my words and attend to my demands or you will feel the wrath of my bowels. / Can't you just say "Trick or treat" like a normal person? / Do I look like a normal person?
/ Kind of. Just a tad shinier. / I am no mere mortal speck. I... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1345 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[ Charles is in a storm trooper uniform. Nipples the bear has stolen his helmet ]]
/ Charles: Give me back my helmet / Nipples: Why don't you climb in here and take it, cutie? / Charles: I'm worried you might kiss me.
/ Nipples: I sense much fear in you. / Charles: Give it back or else!
/ Nipples: Or... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1346 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[girls looking quite tired and worn out]]
/ Susie: Hooray! We look like hell this morning! Halloween is Hallo-WORTH it.
/ Little Sis: I mostly just like men in masks. Truly, they are the uglier aspect of our species. How'd YOUR mattress tricks and pillow treats work out? I hope he gave you the full-sized... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1347 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic: Invisible, penetrating waves of energy | [[Pale Suzie and Lil' Sis. Lil' Sis looks like hell. Frazzled hair, lines under her eyes, and what looks like a vampire bite on her neck.]]
/ Lil' Sis: YOU'RE A YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL WICCAN GIRL WITH MORE LEATHER THAN WEST TEXAS. / Pale Suzie: SPOOKY AS CHARGED, YOUR HONOR! / Lil' Sis: WHY'D YOU SPEND... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1348 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title: peer reviewed sarcasm}} / Pale Susie: Ooh! Imported Canadian beef.
/ Lil' Sis: I'm sticky but I don't THINK it's maple. / [[Charles raises an eyebrow]] / Lil' Sis: Whatcha up to, Charles?
/ Charles: Wishing I wore my cloak of invisibility. / Lil' Sis: Wanna go out for drinks and pie? [[emphasised... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1349 |
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