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Title: Science Has Recently Proven The Fourth Dimension Is Actually "Futility" Indie Rock Pete: There hasn't been a good record made since before I was born. / Metal Steve: So quit whining and do something about it! / Indie Rock Pete: But what can I do? / Metal Steve: Travel back in time, kill Elvis and take his place! / Metal Steve: Then you can 'invent' Rock & Roll by stealing...
Welcome Back Potter Suzie: Nice scarf! Did you like the new book? / Indie Rock Pete: (In a Gryffindor striped scarf) Huh? / Suzie: I liked it but I think it could have done with more Hufflepuffing. / Indie Rock Pete: I made this scarf to hook up with some girls at a craft fair. / Suzie: You're not a Harry Potter fan? / Indie...
Truth is a Threat to the Status Quo Suzie: What's the last book you read? / Indie Rock Pete: Do liner notes count? / Lil' Sis: (with camera phone) Hey jerks! / <> / (takes picture) / Indie Rock Pete: Did you take my picture? / Lil' Sis: Maybe. / Lil' Sis: Don't worry, everyone's better looking on a camera-phone. / Lil' Sis: You're...
Thirteen Inches of Pain Metal Steve: Mr. Television - I would have words with thee! / Mr. Television: Sigh. / Mr. Television: Which of society's ills do you want to blame on me this time? / Metal Steve: All tha illest. / Mr. Television: I am just a device that plugs into the wall! / Mr. Television: Just a simple device with...
Slash Fiction Is Not The Same As Closure Metal Steve: Why are you letting "them" cancel my favorite show? / TV: Nobody was watching it! / Metal Steve: But I was watching it. / TV: I got news for you, kiddo. / TV: The medium is the massage, not the masturbation. / Metal Steve: Sigh. / TV: There is an important lesson here for us all. / TV:...
 
When Hanukkah is on the 25th, it's called a total eclipse of the mall. [[ TV talking to Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve ]] / TV: Shouldn't you boys be out doing Christmas shopping ? / TV: I would hate to tell baby Jesus you hate America. / Pete: Tell Superman, Darth Pope + James T. Kirk for all I care. / Pete: I don't buy into your materialism, you material object. / TV:...
Hobbit Condoms are the Hairiest in Middle Earth [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve are discussing fate...erm, hate crimes]] / Metal Steve: Is it still a hate crime if you beat up someone dressed as a fictional creature? / Indie Rock Pete: Elf, dragon or chimera? / Metal Steve: Elf. / Indie Rock Pete: Is it a sexy elf? / Indie Rock Pete: A "M.E.L.F."...
We Always Peg the Ones we Love [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve are discussing Indie Pete's most recent peg in the heartbreak that is The Game of Life. Incidentally, the title bar features a Battleship motif.]] / Indie Rock Pete: Sigh. / Metal Steve: You have the look of a man who has loved and lost. / Indie Rock Pete: There are...
Uptown Girl {{Title: Uptown Girl}} / Indie Rock Pete: She was smart, beautiful, funny, and driven. / Indie Rock Pete: The kind of girl who could look good in white jeans while eating chocolate ice cream. / Indie Rock Pete: Her hair did exactly what she wanted by sheer force of will! / Indie Rock Pete: She was...
Poo or Poo Not, There is No Try [[Clango and Red Robot #C-63 are discussing the implications of Red Robot #C-63's lack of bowel movement]] / Clango: Wanna go get some ice cream? / Red Robot #C-63: Ugh. No thanks. / Clango: Why not? Are you allergic? / Clango: Do you get the goopy-poopies? / Red Robot #C-63: This unit does not poo. / Red...
 
Flushing Our Way to a Better World [[Clango and Red Robot #C-63 are discussing their ostracism from society, which is far more comfortable than circumcision from society. The title bar features a Super Mario Brothers pipe]] / Clango: Do you think we're missing out by not being able to poop? / Clango: I think hu-mans don't identify with...
Food In The Fourth Dimension Clango: Guess who owes me a favor? / Maura: Probably me, from the look on your face. / Clango: Suck it up. I've got one more bad joke left from last year and you owe me. / Clango: How do you do Jewish cooking from a distance using only the power of your mind? / Clango: Tele-knishes.
The Unbearable Lameness of Petey Indie Rock Pete: Life's too long. / Lil' Sis: Life's too short. / Indie Rock Pete: Have you ever tried to fill innumerable days with movies and trips to coffeeshops? / Indie Rock Pete: Being idle is hard work! / Lil' Sis: I am letting the hate flow through me. / Indie Rock Pete: Well, excuse me for...
Hauling A Heavy Load Indie Rock Pete: Maybe I should get the band back together. / Lil' Sis: Ha! / Lil' Sis: You never had a band! / Lil' Sis: Ther only band you ever got togehter was the citizen's band. / Lil' Sis: And that was just for hustlin' truckers down at the diner. / Lil' Sis: "break breaker one-niner! Buy me...
Title: Beliefs Are Shaken, Hearts are Stirred Suzie: Nipples the Bear, you look like something the Catgirl dragged in. / Nipples: America is a brutal place. / Nipples: Flying across America is like making out with a broken beer bottle. / Suzie: You mean to say it's only fun if you're drunk? / Nipples: Wow. / Nipples: Has anyone ever summed...
 
Any Club That Would Have Me [[Nipples the Bear, surprised, speaking to a group of differently colored bears just like him.]] / Nipples the Bear: Great yiffing centaurs! / Pink bear: Hello Uncle Daddy! / Brown bear: Do you want to touch my soft fur? / Green bear / Purple/violet bear: One of us! One of us! / Brown bear / Green bear: Hee!...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Lil' Sis: WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO GET YOU TO DATE MY SISTER AGAIN? / Lil' Sis: GOLD? / Lil' Sis: JEWELS? / Lil' Sis: A 100 GIG IPOD THE SIZE OF A NIPPLE? / Lil' Sis: A COOKIE THE SIZE OF ATLANTIS? / Clango: HOW MUCH IS SHE DRINKING? / Lil' Sis: EVER SEEN THE GREAT SALT LAKE? / Lil' Sis: SCARE AWAY ALL...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Continuation of S.L.C. Drunk - Little Sis discusses Maura's situation with Clango]] / Clango: You mean she actually misses me? / Little Sis: Either that or an evil wizard cast a spell making all the booze on Earth ten times tastier. / Clango: Makes sense to me. Spell casters are a wily bunch! / Little...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Lil'Sis; I think we both don't like how much Maura's been drinking lately. / Lil'Sis; And i think we both know it's been worse since you dumped her. / Lil'Sis; And i think we both know you're far too nice to hold a grudge. / Clango; But it's not my- / Lil'Sis; You're not gonna just sit back and let...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Uncle Grandpa to troubled Clango]] / Uncle Grandpa; What's wrong kiddo? You look conflicted. / Clango; I've just got a lot on my mind. I need some distraction. / Uncle Grandpa; I can do impressions. / [[Clango smiles]] / Uncle Grandpa; Look, I'm a television! / Uncle Grandpa; 'DURR DURR DURR DUUUHH!' / Clango;...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Maura and Clango stand facing each other, Clango has his arm round Maura, and looks looks worried]] / Clango: Why are you so mad? What did I do?! / Clango: Sweetie, will you at least tell me? / [[Maura and Clango stand facing each other, Clango has his arm round Maura, and looks looks worried]] / Clango:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Worried Clango to Metal Steve]] / Clango; I need a hobbie. / Metal Steve; I have just the concept. / Metal Steve; Let's just say it starts with 'awesome' + ends with 'dot com'. / Metal Steve; I call it pizza filter! / Metal Steve; Imagine a whole website on the internet dedicated to arguing about...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Pale Suzie: Zombies are scary. / Indie Rock Pete: Zombies are terrifying! / Indie Rock Pete: All that moaning and biting and growling and stumbling-yikes! / Pale Suzie: It gets worse! / Indie Rock Pete: You mean the flesh eatin'? / Pale Suzie: Lawsuits! / Pale Suzie: What happens when you kill a zombie? / Indie...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Marie: You know, I was just talking to Clango about you. / Marie: I think he misses you. / Maura: Really? He must have a short memory. / Marie: Whatever you did to him, he still worries about you. / Maura: Yeah, right. / Marie: What HAPPENED to your self esteem? / Maura: Ego a go-go. / Marie:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Little Sis: You need to cheer up and act like yourself again. / Little Sis: I want you to imagine your power animal. / Little Sis: Barley and hops are vegetables! Try that again. / Maura: Fine. / Little Sis: Jack Beak, penguin of destiny!
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{Two Meats Enter, One Meat Leaves}} / [[Metal Steve and Nipples the Bear are talking]] / Steve: Nipples the Bear! Who are you under that mask- REALLY? / [[Steve smirks and Nipples looks shocked]] / Nipples: Are you sure you want me to answer that? / Nipples: Once you learn what goes into my hot...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Title: The All-Seeing Cy / Lil' Sis: Shouldn't you be at work typing things that only make sense to nerds? / Charles: The internet had half a day today. / Lil' Sis: Are you jerks still mourning that stupid one-eyed kitten? / Charles: Stupid: You WOULD pick on a sick baby animal for being born weird. / Charles:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Title: There Is No Truth In Sweetness / Maura: You want me to act "more like myself"? Fine. / Maura: Screw you, dumbass. / Lil' Sis: Patient shows marked improvement in mood, also insensitivity.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Charles ,who is wearing a red canadian t-shirt, to Maura]] / Charles; I am representing for my country of origin. GO TEAM! / Charles; My subset of humanity can beat up your subset of humanity! / Maura; Nice shirt. That's a polish eagle right? / Charles; Huh? NO! / Maura; All us ladies wanna know:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Title: Idealogically Permeable Membranes / Charles: Sigh. I never should have left Canada. / Clange: I hear that a lot. / Charles: They just voted in a right-wing government! / Clango: Those copy-cats! / Charles: I need to sneak back in and join the rebellion! / Charles: How the hell do I get a laser...
 

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