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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Maura: lil' sis- you look like a freak, but somehow it works. / Lil' Sis: i'm stylish by sheer force of will / Lil' Sis: lime green cowboy hat and a leisure suit? c'est facile. / Lil' Sis: trucker hat and a prom dress? easy. / Lil' Sis: gimp mask and batman underoos? not a problem. / Maura: at...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Steve: Rebel Base, thirty seconds and closing. / Steve: Rebel Base within range! / Steve: Commence primary ignition! / Suzie: Hey Steve! / Steve: Gah! / Suzie: You're a hard man to track down. / Suzie: Do you want to come to my party? / Steve: Now's not really a good time. / Suzie: No rush. I don't...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Heavy Metal Steve: A PARTY YOU SAY? / Goth Suzie: THE ULTIMATE PARTY! A DISCO FROM... BEOYND! / Goth Suzie: WE'RE GONNA HAVE FOOD, BOOZE AND OUIJA BOARDS. / Goth Suzie: WE'RE TALKING STUDIO 54 MEETS AREA 51! / Heavy Metal Steve: I HOPE I DON'T GET GROPED BY A GHOST / Goth Suzie: TWO WORDS: FOIL PANTS / Goth...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic HIGH TECHNOLOGY, LOW SELF ESTEEM! / / Red: WHY HELLO, CLANGO. / Clango: HOWDY, RED. / Red: I HEARD THAT GREASY LAMB KEBAB YOU CALL A GIRL-FRIEND IS HAVING A PARTY. / Clango: YEAH! ARE YOU COMING? WE'RE GONNA BE DIPPING FOOD IN OTHER FOOD! / Red: I MIGHT, IF SOMEONE COULD BE BOTHERED TO INVITE ME. / / Red:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Why are you so mad? What did I do?! / Clango: Sweetie, will you at least still tell me? / / Clango: Irrational Flesh-ling! Why must I love you?
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Maura: Of COURSE you can have a hundred bucs for a new Gameboy! / [[Maura has an angry flower in a thought bubble over her head. Lil' Sis has a Super Mario Brothers-esque mushroom in a thought bubble over hers.]] / Maura: Twenty hours of working as a Sandwich Artist minus taxes should do it. / Maura:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{title text: Career Day in Nitrous Alley}} / [[Two women are talking]] / Lill' Sis: Someday I'll be rich and famous and leave this stupid town / Maura: Doubtful. The only famous dentists and the ones who commit crimes. / Lill' Sis: You're more right than you know. / Lill' Sis: I'm going to be...
Super-Dickery Lil' Sis: Hey Nipples! Take me to the store and buy me comics. / Lil' Sis: Otherwise, I can't guarantee to keep forgetting that thing I saw you doing with that other thing. / Nipples the Bear: To the comic shop! / Lil' Sis: You're the guiltiest super-hero since Spider-Man! / Nipples the Bear: Shhhh!...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic COWARDLY. SUPERSTITIOUS. DIFFERENT. / OH BATMAN! WHO WON'T YOU BEAT SENSELESS? / GREAT HERA! / ! / IS THERE A PROBLEM? / GIRLS DON'T READ COMIC BOOKS! / SO MUCH FOR THE INALTERABLE LAWS OF PHYSICS. / THE WHAT? / I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE IN ANYMORE. / SORRY. / I PROMISE NEVER TO VIOLATE YOUR...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic YOU KNOW THAT COMICS AREN'T REAL, RIGHT? / WELL, DUH. / THEY HAPPEN IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SEPERATED FROM OUR OWN BY VIBRATIONAL MEMBRANE. / IS THAT THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE UOU TAKE YOUR MEDS? / I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT JUSTICE LEAGUE IS NOT A REPUTABLE SCIENTIFIC JOURNAL. / YEAH I GUESS I'M...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Why are you so mad, what did I do?! / Sweetie, will you at least tell me? / Irrational fleshling! Why must I love you
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Indie Rock Pete: Selling out the truth and cashing in is the American Dream. / Clango: I believe in dreams. / Indie Rock Pete: That and a unicorn will get you a cup of coffee. / Indie Rock Pete: But a dream & a unicorn's severed head will get you a solid gold airplane! / [[Unicorn with a severed...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Metal Steve: Maura, do you ever wonder if you're wasting your life? / Maura: not since I discovered the Internet! / Maura: When I feel down, I just search the Internet for people who accomplished even less than me. / [[Google search for "I spend my whole day eating Cheetos and arguing on message boards"...
Math life Metal Steve: Why are you always so depressed? / Maura: Drama makes me more interesting. / Metal Steve: Drama plus time equals boring. / Metal Steve: Boring times time equals stagnant. / Metal Steve: Stagnant to the power of friends equals lonely. / Metal Steve: Do you really want to equal lonely? / Metal...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[clango's cell phone rings]] / <> dun dun dun dun da dun dun da dun / Clango: I need to take this call. / Indy Rock Pete: Your loss, tin-man. / Clango: Hey, Honey! / Clango: Nope, i'm not busy tonight. / Clango: Do I want to play what? / Clango:"Auto-eroticbots versus the Contracepticons"? / Clango:...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{Title: Revolution By the Milliampere}} / [[Indie Rock Pete puts a sticker on a telephone pole, sticker reads "Power Droid, 1.1 meters Gonk Gonk, Has a Posse"]] / Red Robot: What do you think you're doing? / Indie Rock Pete: Raging against the machine! / Red Robot: By putting stickers on a pole? / Indie...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Red Robot: revolution is more than spray paint and some stickers. / Red Robot: you want to be a rebel? / Red Robot: fine. / Red Robot: give up your job, home, tv, hobbies, internet and car. / Red Robot: start making your own shoes & growing your own food. / Red Robot: it's only a matter of time before...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Indie Rock Pete: What's the deal with these new pink ten dollar bills? / Indie Rock Pete: I like my money the way I like my absinthe- green, liquid, & illegal! / Charles: Canadian invasion. / Don't say I didn't warn you. / Indie Rock Pete: This aggression will not stand! / Charles: I hope you like...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Are we robots real? / Red Robot: Do you mean in the "Stone cold Playa" sense? / Clango: How do I know for sure that I'm actually alive? / Clango: How do I know I'm not just another computer with delusions of compatability? / Clango: How do I define myself? / Red Robot: What do you dislike? / Red...
Pessimism: Or How I Learned to Objectively Evaluate Experiential Data Clango: I like to think that I'm more than the sum of my dislikes. / Red Robot: And I'd like to believe in magic, but that doesn't mean the faeries aren't laughing behind my back. / Clango: Why are you so cynical? / Red Robot: Low expectations lead to minimal disappointment. / Clango: It's sad...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Title: THE DAY HIS RAGE MADE SENSE / Maura: COFFEE? / Red Robot: FEH. / Red Robot: I PREFER TO START EACH MORNING BY QUERYING MY DATABASE OF PEOPLE I HAVE GRUDGES AGAINST. / Maura: HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU? LOTS OF PERSONAL GROWTH, I IMAGINE. / Red Robot: I CAN PROCESS ONE HUNDRED NINEY THOUSAND,...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Maura is talking to the coffee pot, while Metal Steve and Clango look on]] / Maura: Hello, my love. Are you ready to keep me up all night? / Metal Steve: Sounds like somebody is trying to give up the booze. / Clango: Addiction can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be changed.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: How long have you been sober? / Maura: Like Forever! / <> / Maura: Well... it's been thrity-six hours on the edge of forever. / Maura: Time's different when your not drunk. / Maura: For one thing, it exists. / Clango: Be strong! You will become a better person. / Maura: Ain't...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Conspicuous by its Absence / Indie Rock Pete: My style is that I have no style. / Indie Rock Pete: I can never go out of style, because I was never in style. / Indie Rock Pete: No one can ever rip off my style, because it doesn't exist. / Indie Rock Pete: I am post-stylistic. The ghost of the fashon...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic HTTP: Happy Tree Transfer Protocol / Indie Rock Pete: I need you to make me a website on the internet. / Charles: Yes, of course. The internet. / Indie Rock Pete: Actually, the less people that can see it - the better! / Indie Rock Pete: In fact, I should probably charge money for it. / Charles:...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{Title: "Tears Don't Grow On Clouds, You Know"}} / [[There is a gray cloud above Pete's head. The letters EMD are in the cloud. Pete is obviously frowning]] / Indie Rock Pete: Sigh. / Lil' Sis: Depressed again, Indie Rock Pete? / Indie Rock Pete: Of course! / Indie Rock Pete: Sadness is the price of genius. / Lil'...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: One trillion mili-pouts! / Indie Rock Pete: Sigh. / Clango: My Mope-O-Scope's readings are off the charts! / Indie Rock Pete: Bleh. / Clango: Have you tried restoring yourself from a system disk? / Indie Rock Pete: Nah, all my CDs sound the same when I'm like this. / Clango: You could become...
CLOTH-BENEFIT ANALYSIS [[Maura watches Indie Rock Pete knitting]] / Maura: YOU'RE KNITTING NOW? SO MUCH FOR THAT TREND. / [[Maura smiles, Pete frowns]] / Maura: WHY DO YOU WASTE $20 ON YARN TO MAKE A $3 PAIR OF SOCKS? / Pete: YOU JUST DON'T GET IT. / [[Maura starts frowning]] / Pete: I GET A LOT MORE ENTERTAINMENT PER...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Hey! Lazy! The hobo factory is down the road. / <>zzz / Don't you have work to do? / No Fair. That's a hobby.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{300 Baud of Street Cred}} / Uncle Grandpa: I hate change. / Clango: You don't SAY. / Uncle Grandpa: You kids today with your Farkspaces, Slashboings, Drudgefilters & Diggwoots. / Uncle Grandpa: Back in my day, the internet was hard work! / Uncle Grandpa: Reloading a BBS mean actuall redialing. / Uncle...
 

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