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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic: OS X (a day early) | [[Clango and Maura in bed. He has an Apple laptop open on his lap. / Maura: ARE YOU GONNA INSTALL MAC OS "X" RIGHT NOW? / Maura: BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO WHILE YOU WAIT FOR IT TO FINISH UP. / Clango: !!! / [[lights out, black panel, laptop vibrating.]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=120 |
| dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=121 | [[Indie Rock Pete and Maura chat]] / Indie Rock Pete: I have decided to "go vegetarian." / Maura: Really? / Maura: What caused you to make such a healthy desicion? / Indie Rock Pete: The asses of all the girls at the health food store. Yum! |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot with a protest sign. It reads "EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ROBOTS"]] / [[Red Robot and Heavy Metal Steve glare at each other]] / Heavy Metal Steve: Humans have enough of their own problems. Why should I look out for you? Well? / [[White text, black background]]
/ Red Robot: Fear of atomic retribu... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=122 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Honey, what does "compulsive" mean? / Maura: You know how I jump on top of you and kiss you sometimes? / Clango: Is that "compulsive"? / Maura: Yup. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=123 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot confronts a Mac G3 Cube]] / Red Robot: IF YOU WILL NOT LOVE ME, I WILL SMASH YOU INTO A MILLION PIECES. / < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=124 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Sabrina/Pocketpig (hereafter Sabrina) stand facing each other, two love hearts float above Sabrina]]
/ Sabrina: HI THERE INDIE ROCK PETE / Sabrina: THAT BEARD YOU WERE WEARING LAST WEEK WAS REALLY SEXY
/ [[Indie Rock Pete smirks]] / Sabrina: IT'S TOO BAD YOU WENT AND CUT IT OFF
/ [[Indie... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=125 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: This outfit brings out my rustic side.
/ Clango: YEE HAW! / Maura: Whereas this showcases my feminine, playful personality.
/ Clango: ME-OW. / Maura: What do you think of this one?
/ Clango: Maura, you already own a birthday suit. / Clango: But the pink bobble hat sure purties it up! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=126 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura confronts a headless Clango]] / Maura: ! / Maura: ? / Maura: Now that's what I call "losing your head!" Ha ha ha! / [[Clango's head, sitting on a table]]
/ Clango: I hope someone finds me soon. I'm so lonely. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=127 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango's head and Roger the cat are together on a table.]]
/ < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=128 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura and Pete are talking]] / Maura: So, Pete - Do you think I'm braless? / [[Pete blushes]]
/ Pete: Eek! / Pete: You caught me looking? / Maura: Let's just say you owe me a dollar. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=129 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Pete and Clango]]
/ Pete: Remember the girl that moved into the apt. next to mine? / Pete: Not only does she think I'm a jerk, but she already has a boyfriend. / Pete: My official position on the matter is "I can do better." / Pete: Y'know, Clango - for a stupid robot you sure are a good listene... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=130 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[An unnamed man happens along Clango's disembodied head]]
/ Man: HI THERE! ARE YOU A MAGIC GENIE LAMP? / Clango: NO I'M JUST A ROBOT WHO LOST HIS BODY. / Clango: PLEASE HELP ME? / Man: DO I HAVE TO BLOW OUT THE CANDLES BEFORE I MAKE MY WISH? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=131 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura and Lil' Sis are talking]]
/ Lil' Sis: I GOT A NOSE RING. / Maura: I DON'T SEE ANYTHING / Lil' Sis: THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS TOO SMALL FOR THE NAKED EYE TO SEE. / Lil' Sis: BUT SOMEHOW MOM AND DAD SAW IT. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=132 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve are talking]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I TOLD HER, "BABY, I PROMISE YOU 70 MINUTS OF ROCK EVERY HOUR." / Indie Rock Pete: AND SHE SAID, "I WONT SETTLE FOR LESS THAN 12 CLASSIC ROCK HITS IN A ROW." / Indie Rock Pete: IT WENT DOWNHILL FROM THERE. / Indie Rock Pete: NOW SHE... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=133 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango's disembodied head sits on a table as music plays]]
/ Clango: WELL, YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK, / [[Clango's eyes begin to dim as the music goes on]]
/ Clango: I'M A WOMAN'S MAN: NO TIME TO TALK. / [[Clango's eyes are dimmer still]]
/ Clango: WHETHER YOU'RE A BROTHER OR WHETHER YOU'RE... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=134 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Lil' Sis are talking]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: HA HA! YOU TOOK OUT YOUR NOSE RING JUST BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T LIKE IT! / Indie Rock Pete: YOU'RE SUCH A MAMA'S BOY! / Lil' Sis: WAS THAT A JOKE? / Indie Rock Pete: UM, OF COURSE! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=135 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura is talking to Clango's lifeless disembodied head]]
/ Maura: HEY CLANGO! LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY RAGING HORMONES. / Maura: IF I WANTED SHORT AND UNRESPONSIVE, I'D BE DATING AN RPG CHARACTER. / Maura: I THINK HE'S DEAD. / Maura: I GUESS I NEED A NEW BOYFRIEND. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=136 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Red Robot #C-63 are talking]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: RED ROBOT, DO YOU THINK THAT YOU'LL EVER WANT TO HAVE KIDS? / Red Robot #C-63: NO! NEVER! I AM A STRICT VEGETARIAN. / Indie Rock Pete: I TRIED THAT ONCE. IT WAS PRETTY TOUGH TO DO. / Red Robot #C-63: CANNIBAL. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=137 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango and his Uncle Steve are talking]]
/ Clango: THANKS FOR REATTACHING MY HEAD TO MY BODY, UNCLE STEVE. / Uncle Steve: IT WAS A PLEASURE. ANY EXCUSE TO VISIT MY FAVORITE NEPHEW. / Uncle Steve: IT SURE WAS A HECK OF A LOT EASIER THAN INVENTING THE DESKTOP COMPUTER. / Clango: IF YOU WERE ANYONE... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=138 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura and Clango are talking]]
/ Maura: LOOK WHO'S SEXY AND NOT DEAD! / Clango: I WASN'T DEAD! MY BATTERIES JUST WENT ALL KERPLOTZ. / Maura: THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE I MAKE A LOUSY WIDOW. / Maura: NOT THAT WE COULD LEGALLY MARRY, WHAT WITH YOU NOT BEING ALIVE AND ALL. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=139 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Steve and Maura are talking, a conspicuous green pipe is in the background]]
/ Indie Rock Steve: I USED ALL MY POWERS OF HOMOSEXUALITY BUT THAT GIRL STILL KEEPS IGNORING ME! / Maura: I THINK YOU MEANT "POWERS OF PERSUASION." / Indie Rock Pete: THAT'S WHAT I SAID! / Indie Rock Pete: AT... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=140 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[The comic looks like a sketch on a piece of notebook paper, there is an upside-down flower and a poorly drawn Clango]]
/ Clango: 10110111001 1001100110 / [[Maura also looking like a sketch, along with a bear and M 'hearts' C]]
/ Maura: 0110111001 100110010 / [[Maura reaches and jumbles up what Clango... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=141 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango is talking to Maura, he is holding something in his hands and they are both drawn in a simplistic boxy style]]
/ Clango: println "look, honey, i made a comic strip", style "exclamatory", align "left"; / Maura: println "you are an artist?", style "affectionate incredulous", align "right"; / [[A... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=142 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{guest comic - indie rock pete}}
/ Clango: Oooh! Lookit me! I'm a robot! Everything I say is cute! Look a cat! / Clango: I'm a cold, lifeless block of metal!
/ Maura: Cute! / Clango: I have a beanie! Wow!
/ Maura: Cute!
/ Steve: Stick figures? Tres lame.
/ Pete: Lame? Lame?! No way! Stick figures are INDIE! / Pete:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=143 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{guest comic - red robot #c63}}
/ [[characters drawn as blobs in front of pyramid]] / [[characters drawn as blobs in front of pyramid, shading]] / [[large red robot leg]] / < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=144 |
| The Adventures of Doc Cunningham, episode #347 | {{guest comic}}
/ {{title reads: The Adventures of Doc Cunningham, Episode #347, "Why did the nazi Automato cross the road?"}}
/ [[Collin is tied to a chair]]
/ Collin: Face it, Herr Monkey-Breath... you may have ited me up and stapled my gloves to this chair... / [[view expands to show Herr Monkey-Breath,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=145 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: Clango, can you shoot lasers out of your eyes? / [[room darkens]]
/ Clango: [[eyes glow]] / [[room darkens further]]
/ Clango: [[eyes glow brighter and become narrower]] / Clango: Maybe I can have it installed as an aftermarket option? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=146 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil Sis: You sure didn't act too broken up when your robot boyfriend seemed to be dead. / Maura: Eh, bad things happen. / Lil Sis: You weren't this cavalier when Mister Kitty died. / Maura: I was eleven! And Mister Kitty was a living creature! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=147 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Metal Steve: Are pirates an ethnic group? / Metal Steve: Or are they just people who burn illegal CDs? / Collin: ARRRRR! / Collin: We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=148 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: So I said to her- "Girl you best quit that before I dump you like a truck!" / Metal Steve: [[raises eyebrow]] / Metal Steve: [[furrows eyebrow]] / Metal Steve: That's the whole joke? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=149 |
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