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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Uncle Grandpa: I'm so depressed.
/ Clango: When's the last time you left the house? / Uncle Grandpa: Yeah, blame me. Me and all my legs.
/ Clango: I have an idea. / [[Cut to Uncle Grandpa outside on a Big Wheel]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: Oh, hell yes. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1470 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[uncle grandpa is in front of his laptop]] / [[uncle grandpa: dear diaryblog: today, i decided to pwn life by the n00b...]] / [[uncle grandpa: i started by defeating an old nemesis...]] / knight rider: you sunk my hasselhoff! / [[uncle grandpa: had drinks with xeni, woz, and the belz...]] / [[uncle... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1471 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa and woman laying in bed under an old Macintosh logo coloured blanket]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: That was awesome! / Uncle Grandpa: Not to mention the first time I haven't felt like I was cheating on my dead wife. / Uncle Grandpa: Umm... Anyway. / Uncle Grandpa: This is the perfect ending to... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1472 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Uncle Grandpa's Girlfriend (Not to be confused with Pale Suzy): Leonard?
/ Uncle Grandpa's Girlfriend: I promised myself, "No more older men!" "No more dead boyfriends!"
/ Uncle Grandpa's Girlfriend: But I had to fall for the rugged widwer with the square jaw.
/ Vision of Uncle Grandpa: I'm old! I... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1473 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: By the zesty zither of Zeus! I have discovered the ancient Pac-Man burial ground!
/ Pale Suzie: I hope you're not implying that I bought too much cheese?
/ Clango: How much do we really nee-
/ Pale Suzie: Winners fondue. Losers fondon't.
/ Clango: I wanna be a winner!
/ Pale Suzie: Then our... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1474 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | ATOMIC BATTRIES TO POWER!
/ TURBINES TO SPEED! / TO THE GOTH VOLVO!
/ HELP! HELP! / DID YOU HEAR A PATHETIC WHINE?
/ I THOUGHT YOU JUST HAD MORRISSEY ON IN THE CAR. / BITE YOUR TONGUE.
/ DO IT FOR ME. / HALP! PRESIDENT REAGAN! JAN-MICHAEL VINCENT! MR. BELVEDERE! MR. T! CHUCK NORRIS! ANYONE!
/ I'VE BEEN... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1475 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Uncle Grandpa: Oh, cool! A robot!
/ Uncle Grandpa: I guess you guys finally conquered humanity, huh?
/ Uncle Grandpa: Good for you! I hope you made them suffer.
/ Clango: Uncle Grandpa? You're OK!
/ Uncle Grandpa: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, space Willis? My name's Leonard!
/ Clango: It's the future,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1476 |
| Marking Territory | PETE: Hey, new kid! Tom from myspace just called and he wants his friendship back! / PETE: Hyuk, hyuk.
/ NEW KID: Do you hear sirens? / NEW KID: Some one just stole a truckload of whatever was cool last year from Hot Topic. / NEW KID: Suspect was last seen in a blue golf shirt and should be considered... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1477 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | New Kid: You should put your band on MySpace if you want to be popular. / Indy Rock Pete: Hah! That's Adorable. / Indy Rock Pete: I write authentic songs about my feelings.
/ New Kid: Gross. / Indy Rock Pete: My lyrics are so dangerous, the United Nations sent weapons inspectors to my apartment. / Indy... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1478 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and the New Kid]] / Indie Rock Pete: The Internet is fine for sex, but I like my music up close and personal. / New Kid: It sounds like you have a very curious definition of intimacy. / Indie Rock Pete: Intimacy is sitting alone in the dark listening to music. / New Kid: Oh. / New... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1479 |
| The One Who Would Bring Balance To The Blogosphere | Indie Rock Pete: Twinkie the Kid?
/ Twinky the Kid: Howdy, partner! / Twinky the Kid: I done brung you some golden sponge cake and creamy filling! / Indie Rock Pete: Subtect be damned!
/ Indie Rock Pete: This is the yummiest day of my life! / [[Indie Rock Pete shows exclamation as Twinkie the Kid is... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1480 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | header: ain't no party like a self-referential party / [[Metal Steve and Lil' Sis sit at a laptop]]
/ Metal Steve: it's friday. i hereby challenge you to an unproductive duel! / Metal Steve: the contest: design the most demeaning t-shirt. / Metal Steve: activate the imagination station!
/ Lil' Sis:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1481 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title text: MOONLIGHT SONATA}} / [[Indie Rock Pete sits by an open window; the moon is shining and he has bags under his eyes.]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: FOUR A.M. ISN'T AS MUCH FUN WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AWAKE. / [[He stands by the computer]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: HELLO, MY CLICKY FRIEND OF LAST RESORT. / [[The... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1482 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: Ah, cigarettes. Nature's life meter.
/ Good luck getting an extra life, Dr. Dingleweiner.
/ Indie Rock Pete: What're you doing up so late, runt?
/ You wouldn't say that to Wolverine.
/ Indie Rock Pete: Wolverine isn't here right now, Pint-Size.
/ Go snikt yourself. I'm not short.
/ I prefer... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1483 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | New Girl: I just finished my last paper of the semester! Celebrate good times, come on! / Indie Rock Pete: You're in college? I thought you were like fifteen! / Girl: Thank you. Clean living, and a steady diet of stem cells. / Pete: What are you studying?
/ Girl: [[picture of a seahorse and a heart]] / Pete:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1484 |
| Two turntables and a lacto-phobe | Indie Rock Pete: Another semester come and gone.
/ Girl: Another plateful of cheddar cheese roffle waffles to celebrate! / Girl: It's my own little tradition! Want a bite?
/ Indie Rock Pete: No... Thanks. I just remembered I'm a vegan. / Girl: Oh, of course. How are your eggs?
/ Indie Rock Pete: Umm.
/ Indie... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1485 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Two waffles, four eggs, three sausages, a pint of REAL maple syrup, one pound of potatoes, and thirty-six cups of milky coffee later...
/ Urp / Are you in school?
/ Never!
/ No prison can hold me! / I refuse to go back to school!
/ I'll DIE before I let so-called 'experts' change who I am. / Umm, whatever.
/ That's... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1486 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Sunrise]]
/ The New Girl: Whoa, the sun's coming up already!
/ Indie Rock Pete: Of course it is. I was enjoying myself. / The New Girl: I really should be going.
/ Indie Rock Pete: Are you sure? / The New Girl: Pretty sure. I'm graduating in three hours!
/ [[Indie Rock Pete winces]] / Indie Rock Pete:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1487 |
| De Kooning never made Pollack jokes. He found then offensive. | [[Indie Rock Pete, standing, mouth open, stunned]] / [[Some bird dropping call on his head]]
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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Yo mama so crazy, Bjork called her eccentric
/ Red Robot: Oh, diss / Red Robot: Too bad I don't have a mama, chump-tron 3000 / Red Robot: I entered this world fully formed and without precedent / Red Robot: Being perfect is stressful, but I somehow manage / Clango: because you're perfect?
/ Red... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1489 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: EVOLUTION!
/ Red Robot: MAGIC! / Red Robot: IF I WAS CREATED BY GOD, THAT MEANS I'M SPECIAL. / Clango: BUT ACCORDING TO SCIENCE WE'RE EVEN MORE SPECIAL BECAUSE THE ODDS WERE AGAINST US! / [[Title of panel: THE COMMONLY ACCEPTED PATH OF ROBOT EVOLUTION, graphics of: a toaster, an upright vacuum... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1490 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango and Red Robto talking]]
/ Clango: Red, do you remember being born?
/ Red Robot: Not.... Exactly / [[closeup of Red Robot's eyes beginning to open]] / [[closeup of Red Robot's eyes fully open, reflecting a smiling grey-haired man waving, and three other red robots in the background]] / [[Clango... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1491 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Red Robot: There's a difference between you and me and it's more than just #999999 vs. #FF0000. / Red Robot: You hate being a robot. I revel in it. / Red Robot: You take pretty girls to dinner. I cook pretty girls FOR dinner. / Red Robot: You serve man. I serve men. / Red Robot: You excecute... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1492 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{Title text: Let A Snarl Be You Umbrella}} / Clango: Y'know, you don't HAVE to be such a Grumpy Gus.
/ Red Robot: And you apparently don't HAVE to shut up. / Clango: Think of how many friends you'd have if you just smiled once in a while.
/ Red Robot: Lies! / Red Robot: That's a load of corrupt data... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1493 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Metal Steve: I've got a fever! / Metal Steve: I've got a fever! And the only prescription is-
/ Indie Rock Pete: More cliches? / [[Metal Steve looks hurt. Indie Rock Pete smirks triumphantly.]] / Metal Steve: Why'd you ruin my joke?
/ Indie Rock Pete: Quoting TV is NOT the same as telling a joke! / Indie... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1494 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Are we ready to go see the X-Men?
/ Pale Suzie: As sure as corsets are painful!
/ Maura: Any excuse to break out the body paint.
/ Lil' Sis: Hold me thrill me kiss me kill you. / Clango: This is going to be the most exciting metaphor for racism ever! / Pale Suzie: It's actually a metaphor for... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1495 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango and Pale Suzie are in X-Men costumes, having just been to X-Men 3.]]
/ Clango: Yay! Movie! If I had a lizard-brain it would be so stimulated.
/ Pale Suzie: Sigh.
/ Clango: Who's your favorite X-Man?
/ Pale Suzie: All the ones that weren't in the movie.
/ Clango: Mine are stabby-stabby, electric... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1496 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve is mowing a lawn]]
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| Slimer Always Said There'd Be Days Like This | [[Nipples the Bear is aiming a large green "Oozinator" squirt gun at Clango and pumping its handle slowly. Clango looks pensive.]] / Nipples the Bear: Oh, Clannngo... / Clango: You know how you're not supposed to joke about bombs in airports? The same goes for squirt guns around robots. /
/ [[Nipples... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1498 |
| Glacier? I Never Touched Her! | Li'l Sis: The Earth is getting warmer.
/ Red Robot C-63: Yay! Girls gone wild! / Li'l Sis: No! NOT "yay". "Boo!" / Li'l Sis: If the world gets warmer, people are gonna die.
/ Red Robot C-63: Yay! Girls gone wild! / Li'l Sis: You realize global warming is going to wreck your beach house, right?
/ Red... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1499 |
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