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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Uncle Grandpa: I'm so depressed. / Clango: When's the last time you left the house? / Uncle Grandpa: Yeah, blame me. Me and all my legs. / Clango: I have an idea. / [[Cut to Uncle Grandpa outside on a Big Wheel]] / Uncle Grandpa: Oh, hell yes.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[uncle grandpa is in front of his laptop]] / [[uncle grandpa: dear diaryblog: today, i decided to pwn life by the n00b...]] / [[uncle grandpa: i started by defeating an old nemesis...]] / knight rider: you sunk my hasselhoff! / [[uncle grandpa: had drinks with xeni, woz, and the belz...]] / [[uncle...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Uncle Grandpa and woman laying in bed under an old Macintosh logo coloured blanket]] / Uncle Grandpa: That was awesome! / Uncle Grandpa: Not to mention the first time I haven't felt like I was cheating on my dead wife. / Uncle Grandpa: Umm... Anyway. / Uncle Grandpa: This is the perfect ending to...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Uncle Grandpa's Girlfriend (Not to be confused with Pale Suzy): Leonard? / Uncle Grandpa's Girlfriend: I promised myself, "No more older men!" "No more dead boyfriends!" / Uncle Grandpa's Girlfriend: But I had to fall for the rugged widwer with the square jaw. / Vision of Uncle Grandpa: I'm old! I...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: By the zesty zither of Zeus! I have discovered the ancient Pac-Man burial ground! / Pale Suzie: I hope you're not implying that I bought too much cheese? / Clango: How much do we really nee- / Pale Suzie: Winners fondue. Losers fondon't. / Clango: I wanna be a winner! / Pale Suzie: Then our...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic ATOMIC BATTRIES TO POWER! / TURBINES TO SPEED! / TO THE GOTH VOLVO! / HELP! HELP! / DID YOU HEAR A PATHETIC WHINE? / I THOUGHT YOU JUST HAD MORRISSEY ON IN THE CAR. / BITE YOUR TONGUE. / DO IT FOR ME. / HALP! PRESIDENT REAGAN! JAN-MICHAEL VINCENT! MR. BELVEDERE! MR. T! CHUCK NORRIS! ANYONE! / I'VE BEEN...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Uncle Grandpa: Oh, cool! A robot! / Uncle Grandpa: I guess you guys finally conquered humanity, huh? / Uncle Grandpa: Good for you! I hope you made them suffer. / Clango: Uncle Grandpa? You're OK! / Uncle Grandpa: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, space Willis? My name's Leonard! / Clango: It's the future,...
Marking Territory PETE: Hey, new kid! Tom from myspace just called and he wants his friendship back! / PETE: Hyuk, hyuk. / NEW KID: Do you hear sirens? / NEW KID: Some one just stole a truckload of whatever was cool last year from Hot Topic. / NEW KID: Suspect was last seen in a blue golf shirt and should be considered...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic New Kid: You should put your band on MySpace if you want to be popular. / Indy Rock Pete: Hah! That's Adorable. / Indy Rock Pete: I write authentic songs about my feelings. / New Kid: Gross. / Indy Rock Pete: My lyrics are so dangerous, the United Nations sent weapons inspectors to my apartment. / Indy...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete and the New Kid]] / Indie Rock Pete: The Internet is fine for sex, but I like my music up close and personal. / New Kid: It sounds like you have a very curious definition of intimacy. / Indie Rock Pete: Intimacy is sitting alone in the dark listening to music. / New Kid: Oh. / New...
 
The One Who Would Bring Balance To The Blogosphere Indie Rock Pete: Twinkie the Kid? / Twinky the Kid: Howdy, partner! / Twinky the Kid: I done brung you some golden sponge cake and creamy filling! / Indie Rock Pete: Subtect be damned! / Indie Rock Pete: This is the yummiest day of my life! / [[Indie Rock Pete shows exclamation as Twinkie the Kid is...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic header: ain't no party like a self-referential party / [[Metal Steve and Lil' Sis sit at a laptop]] / Metal Steve: it's friday. i hereby challenge you to an unproductive duel! / Metal Steve: the contest: design the most demeaning t-shirt. / Metal Steve: activate the imagination station! / Lil' Sis:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{title text: MOONLIGHT SONATA}} / [[Indie Rock Pete sits by an open window; the moon is shining and he has bags under his eyes.]] / Indie Rock Pete: FOUR A.M. ISN'T AS MUCH FUN WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AWAKE. / [[He stands by the computer]] / Indie Rock Pete: HELLO, MY CLICKY FRIEND OF LAST RESORT. / [[The...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Indie Rock Pete: Ah, cigarettes. Nature's life meter. / Good luck getting an extra life, Dr. Dingleweiner. / Indie Rock Pete: What're you doing up so late, runt? / You wouldn't say that to Wolverine. / Indie Rock Pete: Wolverine isn't here right now, Pint-Size. / Go snikt yourself. I'm not short. / I prefer...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic New Girl: I just finished my last paper of the semester! Celebrate good times, come on! / Indie Rock Pete: You're in college? I thought you were like fifteen! / Girl: Thank you. Clean living, and a steady diet of stem cells. / Pete: What are you studying? / Girl: [[picture of a seahorse and a heart]] / Pete:...
 
Two turntables and a lacto-phobe Indie Rock Pete: Another semester come and gone. / Girl: Another plateful of cheddar cheese roffle waffles to celebrate! / Girl: It's my own little tradition! Want a bite? / Indie Rock Pete: No... Thanks. I just remembered I'm a vegan. / Girl: Oh, of course. How are your eggs? / Indie Rock Pete: Umm. / Indie...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Two waffles, four eggs, three sausages, a pint of REAL maple syrup, one pound of potatoes, and thirty-six cups of milky coffee later... / Urp / Are you in school? / Never! / No prison can hold me! / I refuse to go back to school! / I'll DIE before I let so-called 'experts' change who I am. / Umm, whatever. / That's...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Sunrise]] / The New Girl: Whoa, the sun's coming up already! / Indie Rock Pete: Of course it is. I was enjoying myself. / The New Girl: I really should be going. / Indie Rock Pete: Are you sure? / The New Girl: Pretty sure. I'm graduating in three hours! / [[Indie Rock Pete winces]] / Indie Rock Pete:...
De Kooning never made Pollack jokes. He found then offensive. [[Indie Rock Pete, standing, mouth open, stunned]] / [[Some bird dropping call on his head]] / <> <> / Maura: Whoa! It's the world's smelliest action painting! / Pete: [[coming out of the daze]] Huh? / Maura: There is poop on your head. / Pete: My outsides finally match my insides. / Pete:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Yo mama so crazy, Bjork called her eccentric / Red Robot: Oh, diss / Red Robot: Too bad I don't have a mama, chump-tron 3000 / Red Robot: I entered this world fully formed and without precedent / Red Robot: Being perfect is stressful, but I somehow manage / Clango: because you're perfect? / Red...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: EVOLUTION! / Red Robot: MAGIC! / Red Robot: IF I WAS CREATED BY GOD, THAT MEANS I'M SPECIAL. / Clango: BUT ACCORDING TO SCIENCE WE'RE EVEN MORE SPECIAL BECAUSE THE ODDS WERE AGAINST US! / [[Title of panel: THE COMMONLY ACCEPTED PATH OF ROBOT EVOLUTION, graphics of: a toaster, an upright vacuum...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Red Robto talking]] / Clango: Red, do you remember being born? / Red Robot: Not.... Exactly / [[closeup of Red Robot's eyes beginning to open]] / [[closeup of Red Robot's eyes fully open, reflecting a smiling grey-haired man waving, and three other red robots in the background]] / [[Clango...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Red Robot: There's a difference between you and me and it's more than just #999999 vs. #FF0000. / Red Robot: You hate being a robot. I revel in it. / Red Robot: You take pretty girls to dinner. I cook pretty girls FOR dinner. / Red Robot: You serve man. I serve men. / Red Robot: You excecute...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{Title text: Let A Snarl Be You Umbrella}} / Clango: Y'know, you don't HAVE to be such a Grumpy Gus. / Red Robot: And you apparently don't HAVE to shut up. / Clango: Think of how many friends you'd have if you just smiled once in a while. / Red Robot: Lies! / Red Robot: That's a load of corrupt data...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Metal Steve: I've got a fever! / Metal Steve: I've got a fever! And the only prescription is- / Indie Rock Pete: More cliches? / [[Metal Steve looks hurt. Indie Rock Pete smirks triumphantly.]] / Metal Steve: Why'd you ruin my joke? / Indie Rock Pete: Quoting TV is NOT the same as telling a joke! / Indie...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Are we ready to go see the X-Men? / Pale Suzie: As sure as corsets are painful! / Maura: Any excuse to break out the body paint. / Lil' Sis: Hold me thrill me kiss me kill you. / Clango: This is going to be the most exciting metaphor for racism ever! / Pale Suzie: It's actually a metaphor for...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Pale Suzie are in X-Men costumes, having just been to X-Men 3.]] / Clango: Yay! Movie! If I had a lizard-brain it would be so stimulated. / Pale Suzie: Sigh. / Clango: Who's your favorite X-Man? / Pale Suzie: All the ones that weren't in the movie. / Clango: Mine are stabby-stabby, electric...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Metal Steve is mowing a lawn]] / <> / Maura: Whistle! Catcall! Ogle! / Maura: Baby, you can trim my grassy patch any time! / Maura: Stevie, you look hot enough to melt lasers. / Maura: Like Tarzan on a kaiser roll. Yum! / Metal Steve: Quit it. You're creeping me out. / Maura: Congratulations!...
Slimer Always Said There'd Be Days Like This [[Nipples the Bear is aiming a large green "Oozinator" squirt gun at Clango and pumping its handle slowly. Clango looks pensive.]] / Nipples the Bear: Oh, Clannngo... / Clango: You know how you're not supposed to joke about bombs in airports? The same goes for squirt guns around robots. / / [[Nipples...
Glacier? I Never Touched Her! Li'l Sis: The Earth is getting warmer. / Red Robot C-63: Yay! Girls gone wild! / Li'l Sis: No! NOT "yay". "Boo!" / Li'l Sis: If the world gets warmer, people are gonna die. / Red Robot C-63: Yay! Girls gone wild! / Li'l Sis: You realize global warming is going to wreck your beach house, right? / Red...
 

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