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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[ Lil' Sis and Indie Rock Pete face off once again. ]] / Lil' Sis: What happens in the Zeta Reticula system *stays* in the Zeta Reticula System. / Indie Rock Pete: Pretend I care what you think and speak in words that make sense. / <> / LS: Why the hell aren't we...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{title text: From Russia with Love}} / [[Frames arranged like Tetris blocks]] / [[Red Robot and Metal Steve]] / Red Robot: There are two types of clever people in this world: / Red Robot: Frat boy clever and ACTUAL clever. / Red Robot: Your shirt straddles that line. / Metal Steve: Heh. You said "straddle." / [[Metal...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{DS 1531}} / {Title: From Russia With Love}} / {{This comic is composed of three individual 4-panel comics arranged into interlocking tetris pieces. I have attempted to reconstruct the individual comic lines in the correct order for best reading. I have arranged the panels left to right, top to bottom....
dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1532 {{DS 1532}} / {{Title: Reversing the proportions of paddle to ball}} / [[Suzie and Clango in bed. Each have a heart above them and are smiling.]] / [[Clango, now pensive, is clearly thinking of Pong. A white ball bounces between two moving paddles in his thought bubble. Suzie is still smiling.]] / [[They...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{This comic is titled "Eloi oh Eloi", but highlighting of the lettering emphasises the 'hidden' LOL embedded in the text }} / [[ Electron Mike is interrupted at his computer by Maura, wearing shades and holding a cold beer ]] / Maura: Electron Mike! Let's go outside and irradiate ourselves as nature...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{Title: Structural Capacity is Rated Well Within The Specified Norms}} / [[Pale Suzie speaks to Clango with a concerned expression]] / Pale Suzie: Sweetie, are my breasts big enough? / [[Clango looks confused]] / Clango: Big enough for what? / [[what is emphasized]] / [[Pale Suzie has her Clango-is-so-sweet...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Suzie: Breast implants are the ultimate form of feminism. / Clango: I guess if you can believe that nuclear weapons prevent war, you can probably accept that boob jobs are pro-female. / Suzie: Seriously! / Suzie: If all breasts are huge, then huge breasts are no longer special. / Clango: The onion...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{Title: Subverting the Male Glaze}} / [[Pale Suzie and her significant other Clango discuss weighty matters]] / Pale Suzie: Breast implants are the ultimate form of feminism. / Clango: I guess if you can beleive that nuclear weapons prevent war, you can probably accept that boob jobs are pro-female. / PS:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Red Robot: Humans are weird. / Steve: Robots are weird. / Red Robot: You guys get darker when you lay in the sun. / Steve: You guys fade when you lay in the sun. / Red Robot: You're a festering, bloody animal! / Steve: You're a soul-less automation. / Red Robot: Call me when you can memorize your...
Where Is My Jet-Pack? My Rocket-Powered Car? My Hover-Taters? [[Metal Steve and Red Robot face off.]] / Red Robot: Humans are weird. / Metal Steve: Robots are weird. / Red: You guys get darker when you lay in the sun. / Steve: You guys fade when you lay in the sun. / Red: You're a festering, bloody animal! / Steve: You're a soulless automaton. / Red: ...
diesel sweeties comic Narrator: There once was a bunny from Sweden / Bunny: Hej / Narrator: Who wrecked every patch that he PEED in / Narrator: He ruined some shrubs / Narrator: And dismayed some GRUBS / Fly: !! / Narrator: But his MISDEEDS he shouldve been HEEDIN' / [[Red Robot, carrying a DETH WARRANT]] <<*Squot*>> / Guest...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Red Robot: FEAR ROBOTS HUMAN!! / Maura (?): Why? / Red Robot: It's only a matter of time until we rule earth! / Maura: How? Most robots can't even clean my floor. / Red Robot: What? / Maura: I keep waiting for my "personal" robot that will wash the windows or even pick up my socks. / Maura: Once robots...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic: Chris Baldwin's 2006 Guest Comic [[Clango and Gothic Suzie chat against a purple background]] / Clango: Well then, after the wizard gave me a heart, I lay down my axe and moved to Seattle where- / [[Suzie interrupts]] / Gothic Suzie: What's that noise? / [[Clango and Suzie move to a pinker background and stand next to what looks like...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: / Indie Rock Pete: Say! Whatcha whistling? / Clango: Well, I ain't just whistilin' Dixie! / Clango and IRP: / Indie Rock Pete: That wasn't funny. / ---- / Red Robot: Are they finally gone? / Someone off-panel: I think so. / Gabe: Mmph! / Red Robot: You can now kneel...
Lan's Best Friend [[Li'l Sis is on Myspace, wearing a Space Invader t-shirt. Charles is wearing a white Canadian leaf on a red background.]] / Charles: The internet! Never has so much "hooray" been in the same spot as so much "boo". / Charles: Myspace? / Li'l Sis: My space is none of your business. / Charles: Like no...
Liberty, Equality, Pornography Maura: Nipples the bear! / Nipples: In the flesh within a mystery, wrapped in an enigma! / Maura: You're a cartoonist, right? / Nipples: That's what I do! / Maura: But what's your JOB? / Nipples: My job is to try not to suck. / Maura: Your job is the opposite of the world's oldest profession? / Nipples:...
All Cats Are Grey In The Dark Maura: Say something funny, cartoon boy. / Nipples: No. / Nipples: I am not your monkey! Do I look like your monkey? / Maura: Yes? / Nipples: A bear is not a monkey!
But I Wanted To Go To Tosche Station To Buy Some Power Converters [[A hot sun burns overhead, while a cactus looks downtrodden at far right. Indie Rock Pete is sweating profusely and his usually stylish indie hair droops.]] / [[Sweaty Indie Rock Pete and Clango are standing outside, though the sun and cactus are no longer visible]] / Indie Rock Pete: I'm melting and...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic : 23.5 Degrees from Vertical [[Indie Rock Pete and Clango are out in the sunshine]] / Indie Rock Pete: I'm uncomfortable and you're nearby / {{text turns red}} / Prepare to co-suffer / [[Clango raises an eyebrow]] / Clango: You see that big yellow dude up in the sky? / [[Indie Rock Pete looks nonplussed]] / Clango: That's the sun....
Leukocyte... I Am Your Father. Red Robot C-63: You wanna make something of it? / Metal Steve: Yeah, but I'd feel guilty afterwards. / Red Robot C-63: I thought you animal types were all about conflict and survival of the fittest and evolving and stuff. / Red Robot C-63: I find biology disgraceful, but YOU are a disgrace to biology! / Red...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Metal Steve and Lil' Sis are conversing. When Steve isn't talking, he's frowning.]] / Steve: What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you? / [[Some thinking is going on.]] / Sis: One time I was sitting out by the curb at two in the morning... / Steve: Stoop-related activities? / Sis: You...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Little Sister: Someone once said. "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention". / Red Robot: Bah! / Red Robot: Why is it ok to love without a reason, but anger requires justification? / Little Sister: Anger causes people to do dumb things! / Red Robot: And love doesn't? / Little Sister: Love...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Red Robot: Whoa! Either a pork roast grew opposable thumbs or it's a human! / Lil Sis: You're a big, dumb meanie, you big dumb meanie. / Red Robot: Call the United Nations! There's a new diplomat in town! / Red Robot: How you monkeys ever made it out of the trees and into S.U.V.s, I'll never know. / Lil...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Pete: I'm gonna buy a hybrid car and save the environment! / Maura: You want a medal? / Pete: Yes, please! / Maura: Tough space cookies. / Maura: Chewbacca didn't get a medal. What makes you think you deserve one? / Pete: Because I'm so eco-friendly, earth day is my birthday. / Pete: I'm so green,...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Maura is watching TV]] / TV Reporter: Today's top story! Malt liquor and breast milk banned from airplanes due to terror concerns! / Reporter: Perverts, parents & pilots perturbed! / Reporter: Is America losing the war on refreshment? Stay tuned! / Maura: The news is scary. / Lil Sis: That's the truth,...
Empty Nest Syndrome Maura: Seriously, what's in the closet? / Electron Mike: R. Kelly! My uncle! Bat-man! / Maura: You aren't some kind of murderous sex cannibal, are you? / Electron Mike: I wish. I'd have girls to cook and girls to cook for. / Maura: I'm gonna look. It's up to you how conscious you wanna be during. / Electron...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic EMPTY NEST SYNDROME / Maura: SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S IN THE CLOSET? / Electron Mike: R KELLY! MY UNCLE! BAT-MAN! / Maura: YOU AREN'T SOME KIND OF MURDEROUS SEX-CANNIBLE ARE YOU? / Electron Mike: I WISH. I'D HAVE GIRLS TO COOK AND GIRLS TO COOK FOR. / Maura: I'M GONNA LOOK. IT'S UP TO YOU HOW CONSCIOUS YOU...
128-Bit Encrypted Flirtation Li'l Sis: Hey, hot stuff. What say we get tacos and then go compare tattoos? / Li'l Sis: If that doesn't work for you, we can go get tattoos and then go compare tacos. / [[Li'l Sis smiles while Charles looks perplexed]] / Li'l Sis: I'm hitting on you. / Charles: Oh! / Charles: I thought you were speaking...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic hey! maple tits! get back over here. / nuts to you! i'm going back to th internet! / the girls online don't scare mebecause i refuse to believe they are real. / i am too forward? / for every forward there must be an equal andopposite back. / shall we reload, then? / bring it home, girl.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic She was young. She was beautiful. She was not from concentrate. / [[Lil' Sis and Charles gabbin']] / Charles: Listen, it's not that you're too young for me - / Charles: it's that I'm too old for you. / Lil' Sis: That's a cop-out! / Charles: Even cops gotta obey the law. / Lil' Sis: It isn't like people...
A Full Calendar BOY: SOILER ALERT! I'm not a very good potential boyfriend. / BOY: Friday nights are for watching Tech TV on my TiVo while reading digg and haning out on IRC. / BOY: Saturday is gaming night. / BOY: F.Y.I.- If you make fun of gaming night, I'll de-friend you so fast, your profile page will spin. / BOY:...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Sweetie, what's wrong? / Suzie: I lost my cat. / Suzie: Lord Taco-Puss and I are a combo platter no longer. / Clango: Are you ok? Do you want to put up signs and go look for him? / Sign: Have you seen me? (Not that you'd want to. I'm kind of gross.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{title-text: Small Animals , Big Problems}} / [[Pale Suzie and Clango Cyclotron are talking]] / Pale Suzie: Wah. / Clango Cyclotron: We're gonna FIND that horrible cat of yours, I swear. / Clango Cyclotron: My infrared sensors and stink detectors are at your disposal. / Pale Suzie: It's all right,...
 

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