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| Boonies Never Quit | Indie Rocker Pete: I wish I lived somewhere cool, like New York.
/ Lil Sis: I wish you did, too. / Indie Rocker Pete: There's nowhere cool to go out here in the boonies. / Lil Sis: Yeah, life sure would be better if it took an hour to travel half a mile. / Indie Rocker Pete: Imagine being able to eat... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1560 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title text: Proud Member of the Stag-nation}} / [[Indie Rock Pete is in color, while Lil' Sis and the double-wide panel are in gray]]
/ Lil' Sis: Why can't you just drink beer, kiss girls, work a job and be happy like everyone else? / [[Light blue normal-width panel, and Lil' Sis is in color as well]]
/ Lil'... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1561 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | I hate it here.
/ So move away! / "C.R.E.A.M.", kiddo. I can't afford it.
/ So drink soy! / "Cash rules everything around me"
/ Not if you actually have some. / That's my problem.
/ Your problem is that you don't work. / I can't afford a day job. I need the time to write. / What's the last thing you... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1562 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Charles: Did I tell you I got a blog?
/ Metal Steve: Whoa! Pogs! / Metal Steve: I haven't thought about pogs since middle school! / Metal Steve: Pogs, comics and magic cards... A well-rounded social life for the 'tween of the early nineties. / Metal Steve: Get it? Well-rounded? / Charles: Dude, I... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1563 |
| Career-Minded Robots | [[Torpor and Red Robot are talking]]
/ Torpor: Torpor lift things when asked nicely! / Red Robot: Yes, Torpor. I know. That's pretty much all you say. Ever. / Torpor: Torpor lift things when asked nicely!
/ Red Robot: I remember! This isn't "Memento"! / Red Robot: You lift things, but what... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1564 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Torpor: Torpor likes being nice! Torpor wants people to like Torpor! / Red Robot: That's cute, but life doesn't work that way. / Red Robot: If you lift things for people, all you will get is used. / Red Robot: Do you want to be that guy with a truck who people only call when they're moving? / Torpor:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1565 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title text:Character Recognition}} / [[Indy Rock Pete stands by his computer with a web page open]]
/ Indy Rock Pete: Oh, for cripe's sake! I don't look like Jon Bon Jovi! / [[Red Robot stands next to Indy Rock Pete]]
/ Indy Rock Pete: Jon Bon Jovi looks like ME! / Indy Rock Pete: Stupid Interweb... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1566 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Metal Steve: What’d you do this weekend, Electron Mike? / Electron Mike: You mean, “What did I allegedly do this weekend?” / Metal Steve: It sounds like you stayed home and watched Court TV. / Electron Mike: Objection. Conjecture! / Metal Steve: Overruled.
/ Electron Mike: Sigh. / Electron Mike:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1567 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[ Clango holding Maura, Maura has a look of disdain]] / Clango: Why are you so mad? What did I do?! / Clango: Sweetie, will you at least tell me? / [[ More disdain from Maura ]] / Clango: Irrational flesh-ling! Why must I love you? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1568 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{THE GOLDEN AGE OF DIMINISHING RETURNS}} / Clango: HOW'S RETIREMENT, UNCLE GRANDPA? / Uncle Grandpa: I'M ENJOYING LIE AT 8MHZ. THIS IS HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE! / Uncle Grandpa: NO DOCUMENTS TO EDIT, NO FOLDERS TO SEARCH, NO FLOPPIES TO EJECT. / Uncle Grandpa: I'M JUST SITTING BACK AND ENJOYING... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1569 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Is it possible to become a professional dungeon master? / I bet there's an online "university" that would be MORE than happy to sell you a dregree. / "A fool and his hit points are soon parted." / Nice opinion of the educational system you've got there. / I was home-schooled.
/ In a broken home. / My... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1570 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | First Panel (Maura and Mike):
/ Maura: What's up for you
/ this weekend, Nerdy
/ von Nerdball? / Second Panel (Maura and Mike):
/ Mike: I've got an agenda
/ the United Nations
/ would be jelaous of! / Third Panel (closeup of Mike's calendar):
/ Sunday S M T W T F S / 7:00 AM Wake up, wash, check... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1571 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Cool Ranch Illuminati
/ Maura: You need to learn how to have fun Mikey.
/ Electron Mike: No thank you.
/ "Fun" is just a scam created by marketers to sell chocolate condoms and tortilla chips! Bah!
/ Maura: what a rational opinion.
/ Electron Mike: I got it from talk radio! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1572 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Not everybody scratches off three aces in the genetic lottery. / I understand "Fun" as an intellectual concept. / I just don't think I'm designed to HAVE fun. / Space Baloney! You're just making excuses to mope. / Thank you for invalidating the few feelings I admit to. / Maybe if I administer enough... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1573 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{ comic title: One Part Copulation, Nine Parts Tribulation}} / Pale Suzie: Pumpkin Pie, Sweetie Pants, Bubble Tea... Can I ask you a question? / Clango: Of course! You can ask me anything. / Pale Suzie: Do you ever want to have children? / [[ CLANGO looks confused ]] / Clango: Are you trying to... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1574 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{Title: The Stork Left Me in a Vending Machine}}
/ Pale Suzie: Scientists can grow meat in a vat now.
/ Clango: All the flavor, with none of the slaughter!
/ Pale Suzie: Right! So why can't they make kids that way?
/ [[Clango frowns]]
/ Pale Suzie: People would love it! Look how popular those 'Build-A-Bear'... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1575 |
| Swashbuckling Under The Pressure | Metal Steve: Arr! I'm a pirate!
/ Indie Rock Pete: No, you're not! You've got teeth. / Indie Rock Pete: I am SICK of pirates! Why are you people so preoccupied with them? / Metal Steve: People like free things. Nothing is freer than stealing. Pirates steal! / Metal Steve: Ergo, people love pirates. / Metal... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1576 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: How many ninjas does it take to screw in a light bulb? / Indie Pop Pete: That's a trick question! Ninjas prefer the dark. / [[Clango frowns.
/ Indie Pop Pete smiles.]] / Clango: Knock, Knock!
/ Indie Pop Pete: Sigh. / Indie Pop Pete: Orange you glad you didn't pay full price for that joke book? / [[Clango... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1577 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Panel 1:
/ [Red Robot #C-63]: Ha ha! Thank you for helping me with my art homework. / Panel 2:
/ [Metal Steve]: I feel so post-modern with all my blood on the outside.
/ [Lil' Sis]: Quit beating him up, you nasty little tin Hitler! / Panel 3:
/ [Red Robot # C-63]: I'll flog whatever I like!
/ [Lil' Sis]:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1578 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Hello There! Do you ladies come here often? /
/ Are you OK, Steve? Nothing broken? / I am moist and throbbing, but otherwise fine. /
/ When did you start shaving your legs? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1579 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Steve is so adorable when he's insensate.
/ Lil' Sis: Aren't all boys though? / Maura: Sigh. If only they never had to wake up.
/ Lil' Sis: I guess God isn't a woman after all. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1580 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title text: Lycanthropy Loves Company}} / [[Metal Steve is sleeping]]
/ ZZZ... / [[Metal Steve wakes up]]
/ gah! Where am i / what happened to my upderpants? / why am i covered in blood? / [[Metal Steve looks nervous]] / have i become...a werewolf? / must i hunt by night forevermore? / am i... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1581 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil Sis: How's the noggin, Mister Wobbles?
/ Steve: I think I need a doctor.
/ Lil Sis: That's nice.
/ Steve: I might be dying.
/ Lil Sis: You think you're alone in that?
/ Steve: I could see parts of my brain in the mirror.
/ Lil Sis: Lucky you!
/ Lil Sis: Most ufologists would kill for actual proof... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1582 |
| Diesel Sweeties #1583 There's Nothing Quite Like Lips and Holes | Clango: Let's eat donuts as an excuse to eat sprinkles!
/ Pale Suzie: No donuts for me, I'm healthy! I only eat bagels nowadays.
/ Clango: With cream cheese?
/ Pale Suzie: Lite cream cheese!
/ Clango: I'm not sure a schmear a day keeps the heart attacks at bay.
/ Pale Suzie: Maybe it's not "good" fat,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1583 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Whatever happened to that fondue party you were gonna have? / Suzie: Nothing! Until right now. When you reminded me of it. / Clango: You should have it on halloween!
/ Suzie: Sweet mother of Louis Pasteur! / [[A skull-shaped fondue pot contains delicious yellow cheese]] / Clango: Pasteurized... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1584 |
| the bull curve | Mike: I have charts and graphs. / Mike: They explain my feelings! / Little Sis: Were you socialized as a kid?
/ Mike: I had a calculator with googly eyes. / Chart: Time spent moping after break-up versus quality of girlfriend. / Little Sis: So, you advise shooting low and shooting often? / Mike:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1585 |
| time-sensitive man-terials | Little Sis: Every happily committed woman I know is either involved with a machine or another woman. / Little Sis: Boys take too long to recharge between "action" scences. / Little Sis: My last boyfriend's refractory period blew! It made me see red! / Little Sis: What do you say to that? Defender... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1586 |
| bridging the generation grep | Little Sis: What's your Myspace?
/ Mike: What's your email? / Little Sis: I don't use it.
/ Mike: I don't use it. / Silence. / Little Sis: How do you know if people like you without a numbered list and stats? / Mike: You make me feel old. / Mike: At least it's the good old where I get to pity you. / Little... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1587 |
| One Man's Top Eight Is Another Man's 1984 | Mike: Myspace is not about friends. / Mike: Myspace is about using other people as a status symbol. / Little Sis: Don't tell me you prefer quality over quantity!
/ Mike: Life is not a super value meal. / Mike: It's bad enough society turns us into numbers. / Mike: Now we make people millionaires for... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1588 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | OLD AND FALLOW!
/ YOUNG AND CALLOW! / SIGH.
/ GRRR. / I'M TIRED OF FIGHTING.
/ I DECLARE A TRUCE FOR ROBOT JUICE. / I ACCEPT! COFFEE MAKES MY HEART SMILE AND MY CHEEKS SING. / FINALLY! SOMETHING WE CAN AGREE ON. / THE BEST PART OF COFFEE IS THE CARAMEL AND THE SUGAR AND THE WHIPPED CREAM AND THE... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1589 |
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