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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | clango: why are you so mad? what did I do?! / clango: sweetie, will you at least tell me? / clango: irrational flesh-ling! why must I love you? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1650 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | CAN YOU FIX HIM? WHATEVER IT COSTS, I'LL PAY FOR IT.
/ I'LL DO IT FOR FREE IF YOU HAVE HIS BACKUP DISK. / WHAT?
/ DON'T LOOK AT ME? / HE'S THE DORKWAD IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, NOT ME.
/ I'M THE PERVERT. / I'VE GOT ONE FROM WHEN WE WERE DATING BUT IT'S KINDA OLD.
/ EWW, STALKER! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1651 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Doc, am I a horrible person?
/ Doc: Please don't ask me that. / Maura: Oh. / Doc: Here's how I see it: I'm the I.T. guy. / Doc: There's only so many billable hours in a day. / Doc: I can use those hours telling my users what jerks they are, or I can get paid to solve problems. / Maura: Thanks,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1652 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Is Clango going to be ok?
/ He's right as rain on tattooine. / He's dead?
/ He's fine. I'm just bad at metaphors. / Whew!
/ Don't smile at my metaphore until you hear my simile. / I won't criticize your similies if you don't probe my analogies. / You're gross! / Ahem.
/ You're grosser than a dozen... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1653 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango lost his memory?
/ Not all of it. / Let's just say he's a few kilobytes short of a thumb drive. / A little light in the boot loader?
/ Don't talk about my man like that! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1654 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Hot dog! / tick tick tick
/ ding! / I've never been to an underground lair before!
/ It's not a lair, it's a workshop. / Gah! I'm alive!
/ or something similiar! / It's underground and full of science. That makes it a lair. / Where is everybody?
/ I hope I didn't catch a Y2K bug and sleep through... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1655 |
| Groundhog Day | [[Maura and Clango are in bed]]
/ Clango: First time's a charm!
/ Maura: You're a natural! / Maura: (Aside from the fact that you are completely artificial) / Clango: I'm so glad I saved myself for someone special.
/ Maura: Aww! / Maura: That sounds sweeter every time you say it. / Clango: I said that... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1656 |
| the light of my life | Pete: Suzie?
/ Suzie: Bluh. / Pete: It's been weeks! You need to leave the house. / Pete: You're going from pale to bioluminescent! Goths don't glow! / Pete: You'll find someone new! / Pete: If the Industrial Revolution has taught me anything, it's that we're all replaceable. / Pete: Except for you... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1657 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | mew! mew! / do you hear something cute?
/ um... just you? / i'm going to zoom-vestigate! / a kitten!
/ mew! / leap! / when did i get a kitten?
/ happy birthday! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1658 |
| Possession of Kitty Pun is Illegal | CLANGO : The only thing better than getting a new kitten is NAMING a new kitten!
/ JON STAMOS : ?
/ CLANGO : I'll call her "Rebecca Romijn!" She has a certain "Mystique."
/ JON STAMOS : Mew?
/ CLANGO : Hee!
/ MAURA : You can't DO that. Her name is "Jon Stamos."
/ CLANGO : But... my hilarous pun?!
/ MAURA... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1659 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Hooray! I'm cooking / Clango: I mean, we're cooking? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1660 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: I can tell there is a gaping hole in your heart.
/ Pale Suzie: let me guess...you want me to fill it with you? / Indie Rock Pete: The idea crossed my mind!
/ Pale Suzie: Cross it off. Use Ink. / Indie Rock Pete: Why?
/ Pale Suzie: You want the truth, or do you want to be let down easy? / Indie... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1661 |
| love is an ark and you're the third penguin | Pete: What's wrong with me? Why do girls hate me so much? / Maura: Too short! / Eve: Two beans...and a frank. / British punk girl: Too far away! / Suzy: Too much history! (Not to mention two legs.) / Pete: Maybe I'm just too much for most women.
/ Little Sis: Too funny! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1662 |
| Glands Are Swell | Indie Rock Pete: Frieda Berger, you don't look so well. / Frieda: I think I have the monos. / [[Indie Rock Pete thinks to himself.]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Sweet! The kissing disease! / Indie Rock Pete: Um... I have mono, too! / Frieda: We can be lethargy buddies! / [[Indie Rock Pete thinks to himself.]]
/ Indie... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1663 |
| mulit-channel misanthropy | Pete: If we both caught mono, would we have stereo? / Pete: What if we were swingers? Or wife-swappers? / Pete: Would we suffer from four-way flu? Polyamoritis? Quadrophenia?! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1664 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | I have a girlfriend!
/ What's wrong with her? / I have a girlfriend!
/ Does she need asylum or citizenship? / I have a girlfriend!
/ Did you at least give her a running start? / I have a girlfriend!
/ Holodeck or hallucination? / I have a girlfriend!
/ Is she pressing charges? / I have a girlfriend!
/ MEW!*
/ {{Asterisk... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1665 |
| mathematics: the sum of all fears | Pete: I keep telling people about my new girlfriend, but nobody seems very happy for me. / Little Sis: Allow me to explain in terms you won't understand. / Little Sis: "P" represents every person you know. For simplicity's sake, we won't include your mom. / Little Sis: "D" will stand for the number... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1666 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Wanna read my new cartoon?
/ I could use a good sigh. / "Kinky Thinkies" by N. Bear
/ guys?
/ "What is the sound of one nerd larping?" / You're a regular Gary Larson... If by "regular," I mean "loves oat bran." http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1667 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{I think she played keyboard for the Placebo Effect back in the Eighties}}
/ Maura [[reading the paper]]: Recent studies indicate that people believe in wishes and fairies.
/ Red Robot #C-63: Stop the presses! An elf fell in! / Maura: This is serious! It's in the New York Times!
/ Red Robot #C-63: Bah! / Red... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1668 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Happy Month-a-versary!
/ Has it been a whole month already? / I think so?
/ It seems like I've known you longer. / I made you a card. I ink-jetted it myself! / Thirty days hath September...April, June and November. All the rest have thirty-one. That's when I'll slip you the tongue. / Roses are red,... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1669 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: What's more valuable, time or money?
/ Indie Rock Pete: That depends. / Indie Rock Pete: Are you young and poor or old and wealthy? / Indie Rock Pete: I for one, am neither and both. My mom just cut me off. / Maura: You finally need to get a job?
/ Indie Rock Pete: So much for a life of art. / Maura:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1670 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: Can I borrow a ten?
/ Metal Steve: Get a job, you dirty hippie! / Indie Rock Pete: I'm a hipster, not a hippie. There's a difference! / Indie Rock Pete: Hippies are dirty, hipsters are ironically dirty. / Indie Rock Pete: Hippies are dirty to feel closer to the Earth. / Indie Rock... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1671 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {title: No Young Adult Left Behind} / [Indy Rocker Pete and Metal Steve are talking]
/ Metal Steve: You need money and think you're smarter than everyone else ... / Metal Steve: Why not combine those "talents"? Go into teaching! / [Indy Rocker Pete is shown getting a light bulb in both panels of his... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1672 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil Sis' and Indie Rock Pete are talking]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Good morning!
/ Lil' Sis': Doppelgänger or spirit posession? / Indie Rock Pete: Huh?
/ Lil' Sis': You're clean and dressed nicely. / Indie Rock Pete: I'm a teacher!
/ Lil' Sis': ROFL my LOL and call me ::eyeroll:: / Indie Rock Pete: I'm serious.
/ Lil'... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1673 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Pete points to chalkboard which reads "Mr. Weiner"]]
/ Indy Rock Pete: My name is Mr. Weiner and I will be your substitute teacher. / Indy Rock Pete: Today I am your God. / [[Apples on desk in background]]
/ Indy Rock Pete: But I am a vengeful, jealous God. / [[Flames in background]]
/ Indy Rock Pete:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1674 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Pete: I can't believe how rewarding teaching is! / Pete: First I got to assign a ton of homework. / Pete: Then I sent three kids to detention for liking lame bands! / Pete: Then I got a nerd expelled for sticking a blinking circuit board to his locker. / Pete: I even got a girl suspended for dress... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1675 |
| Diesel Sweeties - Pete's just mad he made the same joke once | Metal Steve: I got you a Superbowl card.
/ Indie Pete: I don't celebrate the Sub-par Bowl. I'm sportsgnostic! / [[Brown card with a picture of a football that reads "I'm just nuts...about balls!"]] / [[Indie Pete looks uncomfortable.]] / IP: "Superbowl" is not a holdiay. / IP: It is merely a conspiracy... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1676 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{Title: Misandry loves company}} / [[Clango is waving a pink flag with a unicorn on it, captioned "LOL, I'm mythical"]]
/ Clango: If everyone was as in love as us, we'd be living in the Republic of Unicornia!
/ Maura: Perhaps it's for the best, then. / Pale Susie: Sigh.
/ Lil' Sis: Stop setting feminism... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1677 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | I feel poopy.
/ Maybe I need a makeover. / No you don't! That how the man keeps you down. / (Other methods include handcuffs and babies) / Worrying about your looks wastes time better spent becoming smarter and happier! / I believe Levar Burton put it best when he said:
/ The sexiest makeover is reading... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1678 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title: I LOVE YOU 8-BITS}} / [a Valentine's card with an NES on it is pictured]
/ Hey, Valentine!
/ You have no idea how hard it was not to make a joke about asking you to touch my Wii.
/ (Cripes, I think I just did it by mistake) / [Indy Rocker Pete and Maura are talking]
/ Pete: Too wordy?
/ Maura:... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1679 |
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