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| For Every Season... Burn, Burn, Burn | Indie Rock Pete: Nobody understands me.
/ Clango Cyclotron: You're a 45 rpm man in a 33 rpm world. / Indie Rock Pete: Clango, I'm serious!
/ Clango Cyclotron: I think the word is "humorless." / Indie Rock Pete: I have a sense of humor.
/ Clango Cyclotron: Yeah, as long as it's at someone else's expense. / Indie... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1804 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: It's hard work being at the top of the food chain.
/ Lil' Sis: You don't even eat! / Clango: A real american can consume without a mouth.
/ Lil' Sis: You certainly have the other hole covered. / {{title text: nothing in, garbage out}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1810 |
| This Wasn't in the Script | Otakate: Maura! Wanna come over and watch a movie we made?
/ Maura: Sure, I love talkin' shop. / Maura: Especially if I get to see if you're a natural bluenette.
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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1822 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{title text: Pb or Not Pb, That Is the Question}} / [[Panel 1 - Lil' Sis and Pale Suzie face each other on a white background]]
/ Lil' Sis: Why do goths wear black? / [[Panel 2 - Lil' Sis and Pale Suzie face each other on a red background]]
/ [[the word "blood" is in red text, "gravy" is brown, everything... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1828 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Electron Mike: Katie, will you fix my server? / Otakatie: Huh?
/ Electron Mike: You appear to have "root". / Electron Mike: It's funny because it's about hair dye and computers! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1829 |
| diesel sweeties | [[Title: I ONLY TAKE AZURE BETS]] / Electron Mike: WHY DO YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME DYING YOUR HAIR? / Electron Mike: YOU'D BE REALLY CUTE IN YOUR NATURAL BROWN!
/ OtaKate: LIKE A MOUSE? / [[Color scheme shifts from blue to brown for one panel with no dialogue. A mouse head appears in OtaKate's hair.... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1830 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic RIDING MEWER | PUTT PUTT PUTT / PUTT PUTT PUTT / PUTT PUTT PUTT
/ MEW? / BONK / / TOTAL CARNAGE http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1841 |
| diesel sweeties: Twenty-First Century Cat Lady | I am Celestia, high priestess of whichever animal deity is trendy at the moment.
/ This is my legion of the darned...cats. / Sergeant Stinky: Wrongly blamed for ferret odors! / Charlie Catlin: One year old and held responsible for all the crimes of Hitler. / Haircut: Ironically named and coiffed with... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1844 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | title: Learning Via Osmosis / Indie Rock Pete: I'm scared of dying alone.
/ Maura: Stop. Right. THERE. / Maura: Girls can smell fear. / Maura: It is a zesty melange of Axe body spray and Mommy's cooking. / Pete: I'm doomed by bad cologne and matzoh ball soup.
/ Maura: Could be worse. / Maura: At least... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1881 |
| diesel sweeties - "Cynics: Realists You Don't Agree With Yet" | [[Banner in the background, DARE TO HOPE * ELECTION 2008 * PREPARE TO BE DISAPPOINTED ]] / Lil' Sis: Not exactly the political honesty I was hoping for. / Clango: Even a vegan will eat a cheeseburger if the road trip is long enough. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1957 |
| But Trucksticles Are Legal Because Women Can't Enjoy Them | Border guard: Welcome to Canada. / BG: Anything to declare?
/ Maura: I didn't vote for you-know-who! / Maura: Or the guy who bosses him around. I'm not even allowed to vote! / BG: Are you a felon, ma'am?
/ Maura: Convicted of selling latex penises in Alabama. / BG: Free for dinner, ma'am? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1961 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Why are you so mad? What did I do?! / Clango: Sweetie, will you at least tell me? / [[Maura glares]] / Clango: Irrational flesh-ling! Why must I love you? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=2000 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Metal Steve: Hey, Enigmatic Monolith! How's it hoverin'? / / Metal Steve: What? / Metal Steve: You want to push me to the next stage of evolution? / Metal Steve: Nah, I'm good. / Metal Steve: I think I'll hold out for the new iPhone. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/2001 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Why are you so mad? What did I do? / Clango: Sweetie, Will you at least tell me? / [[silence]] / Irrational flesh-ling! Why must I love you? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=15587 |
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