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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Uncle Grandpa sitting on a table talking to Clango]] / Uncle Grandpa: You kids today with your tattoos and optical mice! / Uncle Grandpa: In my day we didn't even need f-keys! / Uncle Grandpa: 72 DPI black and white printers were state-of-the-art! / Uncle Grandpa: We didn't need to burn CDs either....
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Metal Steve sitting at his red iMac]] / Metal Steve: Oh DiOMAC! Why can't I find any nice girls on these satanic websites?! / Metal Steve: Aw jeez, Satan... I beseech thee! Where's the love? / [[No dialogue]] / Metal Steve: Ah, screw it. I'll just go meet other proud, conspicuous inter-net virgi...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Grumpy looking Maura, despairing Clango]] / Clango: Why are you so mad? What did I do? / Clango: Sweetie, will you at least tell me? / [[Silence]] / Clango: Irrational flesh-ling! Why must I love you?
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Metal Steve talking with Menace-11]] / Metal Steve: Menace-11, do you think that long-distance relationships can work? / Menace-11: For you? A lowly hu-man? / Menace-11: Ha ha ha ha ha ha / Menace-11: Hu-mans mastering time and space?! What a riot! Ha ha!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking with Lil' Sis]] / Indie Rock Pete: I can't do much, but I know I can do one thing to help. / Indie Rock Pete: Since nothing takes the edge off a tragedy like laughing at another's expense - / Indie Rock Pete: I hereby leave myself wide open to your worst one-liners. / Lil'...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Lil' Sis: What do you hope to gain by falling in love online? / Lil' Sis: It's not like you can get any real affection that way. / Lil' Sis: Unless you got one of those "lap top" thing-ma-bobbers. / Heavy Metal Steve: Dear Diary - I met another girl today. This one's got no marketable skills.
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Shelly Winters and Fallon Young from Scary Go Round are chatting]] / Shelly: Fallon! How's your American boyfriend? / Fallon: He is not my boyfriend, you twit! He's just an internet pal! / Shelly: ...Whom you lead on incessantly! That poor, innocent lad. / [[Cut to Metal Steve in front of...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango talking with Maura]] / Clango: Sugar! / Clango: Spice! / Clango: Estrogen! / Maura: Sweeping generalizations!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Metal Steve is talking with Clango, who's arm is in a plaster-cast and a sling]] / Clango: Cheer up, steve-o! Being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. / Clango: Heck! I was a virgin until the ripe old age of two! / Clango: If my "special arm" was in a cast back then, I'd have gone utterly mad! / Metal...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking with Metal Steve]] / Indie Rock Pete: So, I hear you met a foreign girl on an inter-net forum that's frequented by virgins! / Indie Rock Pete: Har har!! / Metal Steve: Where'd you hear that? I didn't tell anybody. / [[Indie Rock Pete looks embarassed]]
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Eve talking with Menace-11]] / Eve: Would you rather be dope or fly? / Menace-11: My choices are to be stupid, or a germ-infested insect?! / Menace-11: Your hu-man slang is calculated to keep me marginalized as a person! / Menace-11: This unit demands suffrage! Unit is sick of wearing bloomers!
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango talking to Maura]] / Maura: Clango! Did you eat my last pair of candy panties!? / Clango: No! I mean "maybe"! / Maura: I was saving those for a special occasion.. a tasty date that will now never be! Oh, woe! / Maura: When will you learn that a meal is best shared?
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Maura talking to Lil' Sis]] / Maura: Sis, are you putting on weight? / Lil' Sis: What did you say?! / Lil' Sis: Impudent fool! I am perfect and unchanging like the face of god! / Maura: Or the belly of the Buddha.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Word up! My favorite flavor of ice cream is "get down and boogie!" / Clango: It's so tasty, I can save the hot fudge for my girlfriend! / Clango: Insert cherry-themed pun here! / Pete: Hmm...is the theme of your rap "Erotic snacks represent?"
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Uncle Grandpa and Johnny Toaster sitting on a sideboard. Johnny Toaster has popped up a burning piece of toast]] / Uncle Grandpa: Who are you to call ME old-fashioned, you ... you ... toaster?! / Uncle Grandpa: BAH! You're nothing without your leavened loaves and butter. / [[Johnny Toaster pops...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango talking to Indie Rock Pete]] / Clango: Come on, Pete! you help everyone else to get fake I.D.s! / Indie Rock Pete: Everyone else who wants them has a respiratory system! / Indie Rock Pete: You aren't human, Clango. You won't ever be able to get into bars. / Clango: Aw, but I wanted to listen...
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Lil' Sis]] / Indie Rock Pete: What up, porky! Did you put on some weight? / Lil' Sis: Cripes! Three pounds of water retention and this is what I gotta put up with? / Indie Rock Pete: I liked your ass better before it got "big". / Lil' Sis: Screw off, you indie rock mis...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Metal Steve walking along whistling]] / Metal Steve: <> / [[Everything is inverted black and white. Metal Steve is shocked]] / [[Everything returns to normal.]] / Metal Steve: I've been chosen by the gods of metal to rock out! / Metal Steve: Well, that or I'm in danger of losing my...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking with Lil' Sis. Lil' Sis has bed-hair]] / Lil' Sis: I couldn't sleep last night! I had a vision of Biggie Smalls! / Indie Rock Pete: The dead bling-bling rap mogul?! Egad! / Lil' Sis: He said, "Go forth and buy my albums! Help me support my forsaken baby-mamas! Word up!" / Indie...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis talking with Metal Steve]] / Lil' Sis: But what if you're wrong? / Lil' Sis: What if you can only find true love AFTER the intimacy that comes along with sex? / Metal Steve: Yo, if true love has a physical requirement, it ain't true love. / Lil' Sis: You're either extremely enlightened or...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Maura talking]] / Maura: Let's go home and use my sex swing, 1970s porno-style! / Clango: Eek! Swings are for swingin'! Not for sexin'! / Clango: You've made me into the most perverse three-year-old ever! / Maura: Aww, I like it when you laud my many achievements!
 
dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=260 [[We see what seems to be Richard David James standing with Lil' Sis]] / Richard D. James: Come to Daddy. / Lil' Sis: You can't fool me. You're not the milk-man!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Menace-11]] / Indie Rock Pete: The word 'bachelorette' loses a lot of lustre when you think about it's meaning. / Indie Rock Pete: Sheese! What's so sexy about tiny bachelors? / Menace-11: I like to lure little unmarried men into my bunk bed and devour them! / Indie Rock...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic INDIE ROCK PETE: CLANGO! HOW MANY MILLIONS DID MY LAST ALBUM SELL? / CLANGO: ZERO MILLIONS! / CLANGO: YOU'RE SO HIP AND OBSCURE, YOU NEVER EVEN RECORDED IT! / INDIE ROCK PETE: DAMN RIGHT. I'M SO INDIE, I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A BLANK TAPE.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Metal Steve looking at a red iMac]] / [[Still looking]] / Metal Steve: I guess she's not writing back. / Metal Steve: Thanks a lot, internet love revolution.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic RED ROBOT #C-63: PUNY HU-MAN! WHAT KNOW YOU OF HEARTACHE? / RED ROBOT #C-63: I BETRAYED MY RACE FOR LOVE AND GOT DUMPED! / METAL STEVE: WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET OVER IT? / RED ROBOT #C-63: I BECAME A CIGARETTE SPOKESBOT! ENJOY SOME SMOOTH, FULL-FLAVORED DOOM, HU-MANS! HA HA!
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis talking with Menace-11]] / Lil' Sis: I need some hot, metal loving. / Menace-11: Watch it, fleshy! This unit does not swing that way! Um, I meant ... / Lil' Sis: I meant that in a heavy metal music sense- I'm not trying to convert you to liking girls, M-11. / Menace-11: You knew? Guess I'm...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis talking to Metal Steve]] / Lil' Sis: Stevie, do you ever drink beer? / Metal Steve: Sometimes, yeah. Mostly when I listen to Danzig. / Lil' Sis: I think you need to come over to my room and drink nine or ten beers right now. / Metal Steve: I smell a fiendish plan to steal my precious vi...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Metal Steve]] / Indie Rock Pete: You turned down sex with a porn star's younger sister?! / Indie Rock Pete: I'd have stuck guitar picks in my bottom for a shot at her! / Metal Steve: Maybe it's that air of desperation which ruins your chances. / Indie Rock Pete: Who's desperate?!...
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking ot Lil' Sis]] / Lil' Sis: Some vixen I am. I couldn't even get with a virgin. / Indie Rock Pete: Sure you could. Wink, wink. / [[No dialogue]] / Lil' Sis: Do you really think I care enough about you to bother interpreting your body language?
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango talking with Maura]] / Clango: Education! It's what's for dinner! / Clango: A well-informed, learned dinner! / Clango: Literacy! It's what's for breakfast! / Clango: Bacon, eggs and english muffins as a second language.
 

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