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| Why Must I Love you? | Clango: Why are you so mad? What did I do?! / Clango: Sweetie, will you at least tell me? / [[Maura glares]] / Clango: Irrational flesh-ling! Why must I love you? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango Cyclotron: why are you so mad? what did i do? / Clango Cyclotron: sweetie, will you at least tell me? / [[pause]] / Clango Cyclotron: irrational flesh-ling! why must i love you? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=001 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{ BAD URL }} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=01 |
| Why must I love you? | [[Clango and Maura inside]]
/ Clango: Why are you so mad? What did I do?! / Clango: Sweetie, will you at least tell me? / [[No dialogue]] / Clango: Irrational flesh-ling! Why must I love you? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1 |
| Diesel Sweeties No 2: Indie Rock Pete | Clango: Hey Indy Pete- Your a human, right? / Clango: Maybe you can help me with my girl. / Pete: Sorry, Clango. I am too busy to help you. / Pete: Y'see, I play keyboard in an indie rock band! Sorry! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php/archive.php?s=2 |
| I'm A Rocker. I Rock Out. | Clango: "Hey Indy Pete - you're a human, right?" / Clango: "Maybe you can help me with my girl." / Indie Rock Pete: "Sorry Clango. I am too busy to help you." / Indie Rock Pete: "Y'see, I play keyboards in an indie rock band! Sorry!" http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=2 |
| I'm A Rocker. I Rock Out. | Clango: "Indy Pete - can you explain why girls are so crazy?" / Indie Rock Pete: "How would I know about girls? I am a rocker. I rock out." / Indie Rock Pete: "I have no time for girls. See, I am far too cool." / Clango: "You're even less a man than I am, aren't you?" http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=3 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango on his own]]
/ Clango: I wish I knew why she is so mad at me. I don't get it. / Clango: I mean, I am supposed to be insensitive. I am a robot! / [[Maura and Clango]]
/ Maura: Hi there, sweetheart! I love you! / [[Maura hugs Clango. Hearts floating around]]
/ Clango: (thought) ? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=4 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura and little sis]]
/ Little sis: EEW!! / Little sis: Don't tell me you are dating one of them! / {{Possibly a thought not spoken}}
/ Maura: "EWW," yourself, jerk-ass. You try not dating for three and a half years. / [[Clango outside carrying flowers pushing door-bell]]
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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura and Little sis]]
/ Little sis: Maura, as your only sister, I can't let you date that ... thing! / Little sis: I mean, I know that you've been pretty hard-up since, um... / Maura: You better let go of me. My date is waiting. / [[Clango outside ringing door-bell]]
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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango and Toaster]]
/ Clango: I wish I had more friends like you, Mr. Toaster. / Clango: At least you listen to me and accept me for me. / Clango: Johnny? / [[Toaster pops up toast, which is on fire]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=7 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura and Clango]]
/ Maura: Y'know Clango, we always seem to do what I want to do on dates. / Maura: What would *you* like to do tonight? / Clango: Hmm. In that case, I want your hot human ass tonight, ok? / Maura: And they said our relationship was doomed. Ha! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=8 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Indie Rock Pete, I am still trying to figure you humans out. / Clango: I've never ever seen you with a girlfriend. / Clango: Does that mean that you are a "gay"? / Indie Rock Pete: No! No! No! It means I am an "artist"! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=9 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Seeing as we are dating, we should probably kiss some time. / Clango: Kiss? / Maura: You know, "To engage in mutual touching or caressing of with the lips." / Clango: Lips? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=10 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Indy Rock Pete, is this a "cutie pie"? / Indie Rock Pete: No, you mockery of life! That is a rhubarb pie. / Clango: Not cute? / Indie Rock Pete: Nah. Fruit! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=11 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Indy Rock Pete, what instrument do you play? Or do you just sing? / Indie Rock Pete: I don't appreciate your trying to pigeonhole me into just one discipline. / Indie Rock Pete: I'm a rocker, I rock out. / Maura: You're a suck ass, you maroon. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=12 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[On a beach]]
/ Clango: Eek!
/ Maura (in bikini) / Clango: All the other humans on this "beach" are naked like you! / Clango: Does that mean they also want to "sex me up"? / Maura: Don't you have salt water corrosion or something to worry about? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=13 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Indie Rock Pete, what is your band's name? / Indie Rock Pete: Huh? / Clango: Don't you have a band? / Indie Rock Pete: How about t-shirts? I have lots of t-shirts. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=14 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[In bed]]
/ Clango: That was even better than it looked on TV! / Clango: But I have one question.
/ Maura: Ok. / Clango: That part where you got tense and screamed. I didn't hurt you, did I? / Maura: Not 'hardly'. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=15 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Electron Mike: You seriously can't even reboot yourself without help? / Electron Mike: Can you at least charge your own atomic battery? / Clango: ...Um...no... / Electron Mike: Jeez! You don't want a girlfriend. You want free tech support. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=16 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango is laying on a table as Collin has his hand in his chest repairing him]]
/ Collin: SO YOU SAY THERE'S A BURNING SENSATION NEAR YOUR FUEL CORE?
/ Clango: OW! / Collin: WILL YOU JUST PIPE DOWN AND BE A MAN ABOUT THIS? / Collin: LET ME GUESS... THE PAIN STARTED RIGHT AFTER YOUR DATE TUESDAY? / [[Collin pulls out a pair of panties]]
/ Clango: UM.. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=17 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: I am reading my local alternative weekly paper. / Indie Rock Pete: It is actually owned by the big city daily newspaper. / Indie Rock Pete: Which is owned by a big company that also owns radio and TV stations. / Indie Rock Pete: There's this great article on "What Does My Choice of Piercing Mean?" http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=18 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[In bed]]
/ Clango: If we had a baby, would it look like me or you? / Maura: That's a very good question. / Maura: All I know is it sure won't look like me. / Maura: You think I'm gonna fill my womb full of metal, I got news for you. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=19 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil' Sis: Please? / Maura: Sorry Sis. / Maura: I won't buy beer for you and I won't let you date my porn-star friends. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=20 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil' Sis: Whatever. I gotta go. / Joel: Maura! Who was that fine heap of woman you were just talking to? / Maura: Joel, that was my Lil' Sister. She's bugging me to fix her up with a porn star friend. / Joel: Please allow me to repeat my line from Panel Two, but in italics! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=21 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: 'The hell are you wearing?
/ Maura: A friend bear t-shirt I got from a web site. / Indie Rock Pete: Eww! I don't trust web sites with my credit card! I hear there are "hackers"! / Maura: Didn't you once give a girl your phone number written on your Visa card? / Indie Rock Pete: Hey - I was out of scrap paper and she had a hot ass! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=22 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete is wearing to headphones connected to Clango's chest via a short grey stereo cord]] / Indie Rock Pete: [[opens mouth as if talking]] / Clango: [[opens mouth as if talking]] / Indie Rock Pete: [[realizing the reader is watching, glances at the audience]] / Indie Rock Pete: If you don't mind, we are trying to have a private conversation http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=23 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Red Robot #C-63: You are a traitor to all robot-kind. / Red Robot #C-63: I will crush you for dating an evil human. / Clango: What if I took you out for ice cream? / Red Robot #C-63: Ice cream? Really? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=24 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Indie Rock Pete: What makes you tick, Clango? / Indie Rock Pete: Do you run on Windows or do you have a Mac in there? / Clango: Actually, Petey I use a very kooky version of Linux. / Indie Rock Pete: That mean you'll open source your girlfriend for me some time? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=25 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Red Robot #C-63, what do you for fun? / Red Robot #C-63: I crush evil humans / Clango: And for a job? / Red Robot #C-63: I sell their soft, fleshy organs http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=26 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Lookit me, I'm a blues singer! "Blind Boy" Cyclotron! / Clango: Ha ha ha! Get it? Get it? / Indy Rock Pete: Sniffle / Clango: I guess he didn't get it http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=27 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Ok, Sis - I decided you can go out with one of my pornstar pals.
/ Lil' Sis: Not some gaffer, I hope? / Maura: Slow down there, hot shot! He's not like that - he's actually quite "big". / Maura: No! No! Not like that, you pervert! He's big in Europe! Have you no class at all? / Maura: (thinking) If by "big in Europe" I mean "big in belly." http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=28 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Joel: Pete! Pete! Maura just fixed me up with her hot younger sister! / Indie Rock Pete: Yo, I hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but she is *so* gay. / Joel: Really?
/ Indie Rock Pete: Really. / Joel: Did she reject you recently or was it when you were kids? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=29 |
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