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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis and Eve in bed together]]
/ Lil' Sis: Why are bad guys called the "FORCES of evil"? / Lil' Sis: Nobody has to be forced into being evil! / Lil' Sis: They do it 'cuz it's seductive and fun! / Lil' Sis: That's why I do YOU! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=330 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Lil' Sis]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Verse, verse. / Indie Rock Pete: Chorus. / Lil' Sis: Refrain. / [[Lil' Sis walks away]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Verse? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=331 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango talking to Maura]]
/ Clango: you're mad abou the underpants, aren't you, Clango? / Clango: Why would I be mad that you gave another guy your panties? / [[No dialogue]] / Clango: It's an honest question! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=332 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Charles talking to Metal Steve]]
/ Metal Steve: Charlse, why do you drink all of them weird sodas? / Metal Steve: Why do you need all that "energy"? I've never even seen you try to walk fast. / Charles: You got a problem with my not liking to break a sweat? / Metal Steve: Nah, it's cool. Sweat's delicate. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=333 |
| The Pact | Clango: So do we have a deal? / Red Robot: Affirmative. I'd crush that hu-man even if you weren't buying me a sundae. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=334 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango talking to Metal Steve]]
/ Clango: Metal Steve, would you kill for love? / Metal Steve: Nah, I don't think so. / Clango: What if you got a good price and had someone else do it? / Metal Steve: Do pork chops count? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=335 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot talking to Carl]]
/ Red Robot: Hello, little organ-heap! / Red Robot: Do you have strong bones and teeth? / Carl: I guess so. I DO drink my milk. / Red Robot: Excellent! Would you prefer I used your remains in a mosaic or to make a necklace? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=336 |
| Uncle Grandpa | Uncle Grandpa: Where's my taco salad? / Uncle Grandpa: Who lost the remote?! / Uncle Grandpa: Why aren't you married yet!? / Clango: I think it's time for bed, Uncle Grandpa. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=337 |
| Nipples the Bear | Nipples the Bear: Hee hee! I'm Nipples the Bear! / Nipples the Bear: Do you like my soft fur? / Nipples the Bear: Giggle! / Lil' Sis: What is that, a space suit for perverts? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=338 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Nipples the Bear: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING! / Nipples the Bear: WHENEVER I WEAR THIS SUIT, IT SEEMS LIKE TIME JUST STANDS STILL. / Nipples the Bear: AND THAT MEANS MORE TIME TO GET AROUSED BY ALL THE SOFT FUR! / {{"More Nipples"}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=339 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot talking to Clango]]
/ Red Robot: I clocked him all the way into military time. / Red Robot: Then I shipped him back to his mama parcel post! / Red Robot: I got delivery confirmation onf his ass in hell! Rah! / Red Robot: 'Postal' doesn't even begin to describe my fury! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=340 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Metal Steve]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I hold in my hand my own indie rock masterpiece, lad. / Indie Rock Pete: It was on cassette tape - just like god told Moses to do! / Indie Rock Pete: Until some evil miscreant burned it onto a CD! / Indie Rock Pete: Can you smell the taint of laser, boy? I need ram's blood! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=341 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis talking to a scruffy man]]
/ Lil' Sis: Hey, scruffy! Make yourself useful and answer a question! / Lil' Sis: Who's the weirdo in the bear suit offering money to rub its tummy? / [[No dialogue]] / [[Scruffy goes to talk to Nipples the Bear]]
/ Scruffy: bodily fluids are extra, ok? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=342 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango and Maura in bed]]
/ Maura: Ah, winter! / Maura: The days are short! / Maura: The nights are long! / [[Lights have been turned off]]
/ Maura: Among other things! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=343 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[A 2nd Generation iMac sittign on a table next to Uncle Grandpa]] / [[iMac looks at Uncle Grandpa]] / [[iMac kisses Uncle Grandpa]]
/ iMac: < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=344 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Menace-11 talking to Carl]]
/ Menace-11: You don't look so hot! What's wrong, Carl? / Menace-11: Um, I mean you look like you got beat up. You're still real hot. / Menace-11: I mean, at least by my standards. Yum Yum! / [[Carl leaves]]
/ Menace-11: Is it my weight? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=345 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Clango]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: What do you think is more self-involved, art or masturbation? / [[Lil' Sis eavesdropping]]
/ Lil' Sis: If the art is a nude of me, it can be both! / [[Indie Rock Pete adressing Lil' Sis]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: You think you're so damn funny! / [[Back to Lil' Sis]]
/ Lil' Sis: Twenty bucks if you want to touch, picasso! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=346 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Eve talking to Maura]]
/ Eve: You woke up this morning- / Eve: And got yourself a gun? / [[No dialogue]] / Eve: you sure must have a virile boyfriend! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=347 |
| Nipply Resolution | [[Lil Sis and Nipples in bed together; Lil Sis is grinning, nipples is smiling]]
/ Lil Sis: Life sure is full of surprises! / Lil Sis: I'm not sure what I liked more–your lack of a face or the fur! / Lil Sis: I take it all back, Nipples, You're not a pathetic pervert. / Lil Sis: Now get out of my bed before my girlfriend comes home
/ [[Nipples' face falls]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=348 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Lil' Sis]]
/ Lil' Sis: Grrr!!! You suck! / Indie Rock Pete: Jesus would ask you not to forgive seven times, but seventy seven times! / Lil' Sis: Aww, okay! Friends 4-evah! / [[Lil' Sis goes away]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Jesus helps me trick people! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=349 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot talking to Clango]]
/ Red Robot: Damn, it's good to be a gangster! / Clango: Really? I thought you guys got killed on taxes? / Red Robot: Only if you bling-bling blatantly. / Red Robot: I wear my pimp hat only in the comfort of my drawing-room. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=350 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil' Sis: It just doesn't seem fair. / Metal Steve: Life isn't fair, Lil' Sis. / Metal Steve: Except for you, of course. / Lil' Sis: Yeah, great. That and a little sunshine buys me a melanoma. / {{title text: The Fairest of All That}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=351 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Mello, Menace-11
/ Greetings, Menace-10 / You still gay, or will I someday be blessed with grandchildren? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=352 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Bake me a pie of love! / ...And push it! Push it real good! / 'Cuz you give love a bad name! / You gotta quit huffing 12-volt batteries, man. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=353 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic: war pugs | Pete: No way would I fight in a war! I'm way too cultured to die! / Pete: I'd only fight in a war for artistic integrity. No more Top 40 music! / Steve: Pish posh! Art's not real- it's just a lofty ideal. / Pete: Guitar noise is way more real to me than the concept of nationalism! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=354 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Dag-nabbit! I hate Valentine's Day! / I never have a date! Grr! / A live one, anyway. / Stupid corpses never put out. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=355 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Pete! What are you doing for Valentine's Day? / You, I hope! / I have to admit that I find your optimism quite attractive. / Precious little else, though. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=356 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Why is love like quantum physics? / Because the act of observing it changes things? / No silly, it's because love act like both a particle and a wave. / I don't get it. But I adore you. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=357 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Our plan is working! / Soon the earth will be ours! / Co-overloards and best Friends, that's us! / We're gonna have the sexiest bidding any earthman has ever done. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=358 |
| Ring Tones | Lil' Sis: You got to know when to hold 'em!
/ Cell Phone: < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=359 |
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