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New New New Lil Sis: According to some fashion guy, grey is the "new black" / Lil Sis: Also, I hear that plastic is the "new metal" / Lil Sis: And of course, gay is the "new straight" / Eve: Wanna get "new?"
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Boring Porn [[Charles is sitting in front of his computer at night]] / Charles: Damn these lonely inter-net nights! / Charles: No one believes me when I say that porn gets boring! / [[Charles raises eyebrows]] / [[Smiling]] Charles: Though I admit there are some true innovators out there!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Charles: I guess my problem is I keep meeting girls that don't like me. / Charles: Either that or they're dumb. / Maura: Such Optimism! No wonder you're lonely. / Charles: And here I thought it was because I never left my room.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic L'il Sis: I'm emotionally evolved enough to be proud that my sister is a successful adult movie actress. / L'il Sis: But is it wrong for me to own all of her videos?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Very cool, Honey! I'll ketchup with you later on! / Maura: Yes, we mustard. I miss your sweet, metallic ass. / Maura: I relish the opportunity to see you and your pickle! / Clango: Hot dog! Bad puns!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Indie Rock Pete: How about some dinner tomorrow? / Lil Sis: How about you board yourself in a wall and starve to death! / Indie Rock Pete: [[alone]] / Indie Rock Pete: That guitar was such a waste of my mom's money.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Maura: Wine is fine! It dulls my mind! / Eve: Crack is whack! It makes me yack! / Indie Rock Pete: Beer is queer! It makes me leer! / Lil Sis: [[thinking]] Why is my ass so uncomfortably warm right now?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Francis from PVP: What's up, rip-off? / Metal Steve: Oh, baloney pants! You didn't INVENT the skull, Francis! / Francis: Maybe not, but I got kicked out of school for having one! / Francis: I sneezed while wearing this shirt and they thought I was a terrorist!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Serious Threat"}} / [[Menace-11 faces off with his father]] / Father: You slack-off no-goodnik! / Father: You're no son of mine! / Father: At this rate, you'll never be a credible threat to the known universe. Ugh! / Menace-11: JEEZ! BREAKING THE HU-MAN SPIRIT ISN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: I am a robot! / Clango: I am a robot! / Clango: I am a robot! / Clango: You don't have to be a man to have a mantra.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Lil Sis: Fresh, hot and flame-broiled! / Lil Sis: You can have me your way- / Lil Sis: Right away! And for cheap! / Metal Steve: No Super-sizing for me until I get married!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Gaudy"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve are chatting]] / Pete: Then I told her: "Baby, you rock my Ding-Dong!" / Pete: Yeah, I was cool as all hell. / Pete: I was broachin' mad topics like they was gaudy jewelry! / Steve: But did she ever agree to clasp you to her bosom?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Monochrome Mortality"}} / [[Uncle Grandpa, on a counter, is talking to Clango]] / Uncle Grandpa: I'm old, Clango. / Uncle Grandpa: Old and tired. I don't know how much longer I'm gonna be around. / Uncle Grandpa: I just wanted you to know you're a great grandson/nephew and I'm proud of you, kid. / Clango: But you taught me to point and click!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Mullet Mores"}} / [[Clango and Metal Steve are talking]] / Clango: I saw two ladies kissing today! / Clango: And one of them had your haircut! / Steve: Dangit! I thought I had dibs on it! / Steve: Fashion is so not my friend.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Gay Marriage"}} / [[Sabrina and Lil' Sis are talking]] / Sabrina: Do you want to sign my petition in favor of gay marriage? / Sis: Eww, no way! That's stupid! / Sabrina: But I thought you dated other girls! / Sis: Nah, I'm just hip.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Souls"}} / [[Uncle Grandpa is sitting on a counter]] / Uncle Grandpa: Soulless, am I? / Uncle Grandpa: 'Tis untrue! / Uncle Grandpa: Am I not- / Uncle Grandpa: An extension of you?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Hierarchy"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve are talking]] / Steve: Pete, where do you think you stand in the caste system of rocking out? / Steve: Are you a soloist or rhytm guitarist? / Pete: I'd say rhythm. / Pete: Just to avoid the masturbation jokes.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Hangin' With Art"}} / [[Daniel and Lil' Sis are chatting, Charles stands to their left]] / Charles: I never feel comfortable at parties. / [[Frame pans to show Charles standing next to a painting]] / Charles: But at least at art openings I can hang out with a painting.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Jive Turkey"}} / [[Clango and Maura are talking]] / Maura: What's up, jive turkey? / Clango: I dunno, but if we march on over to my bunk bed, we may just find out! / Maura: Ooh, how brazen! / Maura: Let's open my blouse and learn to joust!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Unamerican"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve are talking]] / Pete: I'm so sick of seeing the American flag everywhere I go! / Pete: It was a lot cooler before everyone got so darn patriotic. / Steve: Don't you love your country? / Pete: Not if everyone else does!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Poop"}} / [[Clango and Maura are talking]] / Clango: Maura, would you still love me if I had a soul? / Maura: Of course! / Clango: How about if I could poop? / Maura: As long as you obey the "not in my mouth" rule.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Exams"}} / [[Clango and Metal Steve are talking]] / Clango: How are you doing with all your final exams, Metal Steve? / [[Steve frowns at Clango]] / [[Steve scowls at Clango]] / Steve: I am not going to punch you because you are my friend.
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SpiderCooties [[I. R. Pete dressed as spider-man]] / [[I. R. Pete is alerted]] / I. R. Pete: My Cootie-sense is tingling! / I. R. Pete: That can only mean a fiendish *girl* is nearby!
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With Great Promiscuity [[I. R. Pete dressed as spider-man (see previous comic)]] / I.R. Pete: With great power... / I.R. Pete: ...comes great responsability! / Lil' Sis: And with great promiscuity... / Lil' Sis: ...come lots of antibiotics.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Mighty Belt"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete, sporting a belt, is talking with Lil' Sis]] / Pete: Behold my mighty belt! / Sis: Is that thing real gator? / Pete: Better believe it, bambina! / [[Sis gets Lil' Orphan Annie eyes]] / Sis: LEAPIN' LIZARDS!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Seduction of the Innocent Secheuan Style"}} / [[Eve and Charles are talking]] / Eve: You know why I like you, Chaz? / Eve: You're smarter than the robots and just about as sleek. / Eve: You wanna catch a movie some time? / Charles: Guh?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Kinda Jealous"}} / [[Eve and Lil' Sis are talking]] / Sis: Did you take Charles to a movie? / Eve: Yeah...and stuff. / Eve: Let's just say it's always fun to break in a gooey newbie! / [[Sis scowls at Eve]]
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Average"}} / [[Eve and Charles are talking]] / Eve: Actual size, baby! / Eve: 5.25" inches of floppy fun! / Eve: 360 kilobytes in the palm of my hand! / Charles: Eve, you embarrass me! I thought I was only average size!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Turnabout"}} / [[Lil' Sis and Indie Rock Pete are talking]] / Sis: How about some dinner tomorrow? / Pete: I dunno, dude! I'm not sure I want to be in a hetero relationship right this second. / Pete: I'm already onto the "next big thing." / Sis: Self pleasure or other men?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Pee and Poo"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve are talking]] / Pete: Having to pee hurts! / Pete: But having to poop is fun! / [[Pete smiles at Steve's frown]] / [[Pete winks at Steve]]
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