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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Red Robot: I don't know what you're supposed to represent, but I hate it. / Menace-11: Keep stuffing your feelings down, baby. / Menace-11: I'll be here when you finally give in to those lusty urges. / [[IRP holding a hot dog, talking to Pale Suzie]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Who wants hot dogs? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=450 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Metal Steve: I need kisses. / Metal Steve: Also, lunch! / Metal Steve: Both can be sloppy. / Metal Steve: 'Free' wouldn't hurt either. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=451 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve stands in a sea of cheese food]] / Metal Steve: I feel warmer than usual - like waking from a special dream! / Metal Steve: I feel like singing gooey love songs. / Metal Steve: I'm definitely feeling nacho cheesier today. / [[Indie Rock Pete appears, looking angry.]] / Indie Rock Pete: Just ask her out, you "dip!" http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=452 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Ghost Doom"}} / [[Lil' Sis and Ghost Zack are talking, Zack in normal bubbles]]
/ Zack: Hey pretty mama, has the torture of daily existence got you down? / Zack: Wanna come over to my place and weep until Chthulu devours us? / [[The sun comes out]]
/ Sis: Your whole look falls apart when you forget to do the voice. / [[Zack's bubble goes white on black]]
/ Zack: Crap. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=453 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot and Metal Steve in front of a blue screen]] / Red Robot #C-63: I am so sick of serving man! / Red Robot: I'd rather surf, man! / Red Robot: Kill them all and wax up their corpses, dude! / Red Robot: Ride that rigor mortis! / [[Background has become blood-red]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=454 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Thanks for teaching me about Canada Day! It was super fun! / Clango: But I think I used up all the fun I was saving for the Fourth of July! / Charles: How seditious! / Charles: Baby Jesus needs you to help fight terror by eating a hot dog! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=455 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"New Strategy"}} / [[Lil' Sis, thinking]] / Sis: I think I need to adjust my romantic battle tactics. / Sis: Perhaps dating a "nice" boy is the answer! / [[Sis ponders]] / Sis: Do I know any? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=456 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Metal Steve, you crazy virgin! / Clango: You're like the only person I know who doesn't enjoy a little instant gratification. / Metal Steve: It's not just my morals that keep me chaste. / Metal Steve: I hate-x that itchy latex! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=457 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis and Metal Steve stare across at each other]] / [[Faint hearts appear over their heads]] / [[Solid hearts now float above]] / Lil' Sis and Metal Steve (simultaneous): I'm afraid of you and I like it. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=458 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Fruit Flavor"}} / [[Red Robot and Menace-11 are talking]] / Red Robot: I AM A MAN'S MAN! / Red Robot: I AM A TASTY MELANGE OF ROUGH AND TOUGH! I AM PURE VIRILITY! / Red Robot: I AM TRULY A RAW, UNADULTERATED TASTE SENSATION! / [[The scene turns tooty-frooty colors]]
/ Menace-11: I AM AN EXPLOSION OF REAL FRUIT FLAVOR! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=459 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Virgin Fear"}} / [[Clango and Metal Steve are talking]] / Clango: You're very brave, Metal Steve. / Clango: Many male virgins are afraid to date because they think sex is "expected" of them. / [[Clango smiles, Steve looks away uncomfortably]] / Steve: Is it still brave if I didn't know? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=460 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Mega Zap"}} / [[Clango is struck by a bolt of lightning]]
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| Heat Heat Heat | [[Metal Steve faces the black robot (name?). He is shirtless. The sun is glowing.]]
/ Metal Steve: This day! It doth swelter! / Metal Steve: My life gushes forth our of my mighty arm-pits! / black robot: It's not the heat–it's the nudity! / Metal Steve: Please don't steal my pants! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=462 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"High Council"}} / [[Uncle Grandpa, Roger the Cat, Johnny Toaster, a new iMac and a Berry iMac sit on a counter]] / Uncle Grandpa: I hereby call this meeting of small animals and electronics to order! / Uncle Grandpa: Our first order of business! / Uncle Grandpa: How can we get bigger and beat everyone else up? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=463 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Sented"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve are talking]]
/ Pete: Hell, yeah! I'm cool. / Pete: I met her in a chat room and sented her email like she was a vanilla candle. / Steve: Scented? / Pete: I'm the original scratch 'n' sniff bootie magnet! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=464 |
| diesel sweeties: "Ice Buckets" | [[Lil' Sis is talking to Metal Steve]]
/ Lil' Sis: You're fun, Metal Steve. / Lil' Sis: So much fun that I wish to steal your virginity like so many tax dollars! / [[Steve looks fearful.]]
/ Lil' Sis: How do you feel about motel rooms? / Metal Steve: Um, I'm afraid of the ice buckets! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=465 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: Robot double 'Bango'! I need your help! / Clango: Will you make a bunch of mistakes exactly the same way I would? / Clango: I wish to learn something without any consequences! / Bango: Then I need some venture capital! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=466 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[metal steve standing infront of a hotel room door]] / [[metal steve cocks an eyebrow]]
/ Metal Steve; I wonder why she wanted to meet at a hotel of all places? / [[the eyebrow goes way up as a wide-eyed steve 'gets it']] / [[all that remains is a little dust cloud from the hasty depature of metal steve]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=467 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[clango has arms in the 'teapot' position]]
/ Clango; I'm an atomic teapot! / [[clango has arms still in 'teapot' position]]
/ Clango; Short and stout! / [[only the 'handle' arm is visible]]
/ Clango; This is my handle- / [[clango has both arms up, hands pointed away from body]]
/ Clango; and this is my mushroom cloud! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=468 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[lil' sis laying in a bed, under covers, naked, with one eyebrow raised]] / [[same]]
/ Lil' Sis; I rented a motel room and offered to vigorously remove metal steve's virginity. / [[same]]
/ Lil Sis; But he never showed up! / [[same, save for the eyebrow witch is now raised higher in surprise]]
/ Lil Sis; I got stood up while laying down! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=469 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' sis and metal steve facing each other]]
/ Lil' Sis; Give to me the sexin'! / [[same, lil' sis has a slightly disapointed expression]]
/ Metal Steve; I bid hugs! No more! / [[same]]
/ Lil' Sis; Then let us compromise on groping! / [[same, lil' sis now has a slightly satisified smile]]
/ Metal Steve; Let's make out. That is my final offer. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=470 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango and Maura talking]]
/ Clango; Maura, was making porno movies a fulfilling job? / [[same]]
/ Maura; That depends on who my co-star was each day. Har har! Get it? / [[Clango has a flat expression, maura looks as if to be waiting on his response]] / [[maura has a amused look]]
/ Clango; Did you have to supply your own boobies? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=471 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"A Million Suns"}} / [[Uncle Grandpa is sitting on a counter]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: Oh, if only I could harness the power of a million suns! / Uncle Grandpa: I'd see to it that no man ever slept again! What a plan! / Uncle Grandpa: Only those of us with 'off' switches would survive! / Uncle Grandpa: At least until the solar system collapsed. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=472 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | confirmed you sure are sexy! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=473 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil Sis: You kiss well for a virgin!
/ Metal Steve: Um, thanks!
/ Lil Sis:Seriously! You kiss about as well as some girls I've slept with!
/ Metal Steve: Um, thanks. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=474 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: It frustrates me that women no longer have to wear skirts!
/ Clango: It wouldn't frustrate me as much if they didn't pass the buck to us robots!
/ Mara: (glares at clango)
/ Clango: They make it tough to ride my bike! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=475 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Mara: You're wearing a lapel pin, but you have no lapels!
/ Mara: Truly, that is Indie!
/ Pete: Read what it says!
/ Mara: "Cute boy in training"?? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=476 |
| diesel sweeties: "more tar" | [[Pale Suzie is talking to Menace-11]] / Pale Suzie: You know that story where one guy bricks another dude into a cellar and kills him? / Pale Suzie: If only my own death could be that freaky cool. / Menace: THE LENGTHS SOME KIDS WILL GO TO FOR GOTH ACCEPTANCE! / [[The panel is entirely dark, except for the glow from Menace's "eyes"]]
/ Menace: YOU BROUGHT MORTAR, RIGHT? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=477 |
| envytron | red robot: johnny toaster, i must confess something dire. / red robot: i wish i had hair. just think how much fun it must be to have hair! / johnny: !
/ [[toast pops up]] / red robot: do not judge me! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=478 |
| racing relations to the finish line | charles: isn't it silly how the world achieved racial equality? / pete: all we needed was a common enemy! / charles: let's hear it for downtrodden, disrespected intelligent robots! / red robot: [[to clango]] all we want are our own bathrooms! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=479 |
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