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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Red Robot: I don't know what you're supposed to represent, but I hate it. / Menace-11: Keep stuffing your feelings down, baby. / Menace-11: I'll be here when you finally give in to those lusty urges. / [[IRP holding a hot dog, talking to Pale Suzie]] / Indie Rock Pete: Who wants hot dogs?
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Metal Steve: I need kisses. / Metal Steve: Also, lunch! / Metal Steve: Both can be sloppy. / Metal Steve: 'Free' wouldn't hurt either.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Metal Steve stands in a sea of cheese food]] / Metal Steve: I feel warmer than usual - like waking from a special dream! / Metal Steve: I feel like singing gooey love songs. / Metal Steve: I'm definitely feeling nacho cheesier today. / [[Indie Rock Pete appears, looking angry.]] / Indie Rock Pete: Just ask her out, you "dip!"
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Ghost Doom"}} / [[Lil' Sis and Ghost Zack are talking, Zack in normal bubbles]] / Zack: Hey pretty mama, has the torture of daily existence got you down? / Zack: Wanna come over to my place and weep until Chthulu devours us? / [[The sun comes out]] / Sis: Your whole look falls apart when you forget to do the voice. / [[Zack's bubble goes white on black]] / Zack: Crap.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Red Robot and Metal Steve in front of a blue screen]] / Red Robot #C-63: I am so sick of serving man! / Red Robot: I'd rather surf, man! / Red Robot: Kill them all and wax up their corpses, dude! / Red Robot: Ride that rigor mortis! / [[Background has become blood-red]]
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Thanks for teaching me about Canada Day! It was super fun! / Clango: But I think I used up all the fun I was saving for the Fourth of July! / Charles: How seditious! / Charles: Baby Jesus needs you to help fight terror by eating a hot dog!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"New Strategy"}} / [[Lil' Sis, thinking]] / Sis: I think I need to adjust my romantic battle tactics. / Sis: Perhaps dating a "nice" boy is the answer! / [[Sis ponders]] / Sis: Do I know any?
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Metal Steve, you crazy virgin! / Clango: You're like the only person I know who doesn't enjoy a little instant gratification. / Metal Steve: It's not just my morals that keep me chaste. / Metal Steve: I hate-x that itchy latex!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis and Metal Steve stare across at each other]] / [[Faint hearts appear over their heads]] / [[Solid hearts now float above]] / Lil' Sis and Metal Steve (simultaneous): I'm afraid of you and I like it.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Fruit Flavor"}} / [[Red Robot and Menace-11 are talking]] / Red Robot: I AM A MAN'S MAN! / Red Robot: I AM A TASTY MELANGE OF ROUGH AND TOUGH! I AM PURE VIRILITY! / Red Robot: I AM TRULY A RAW, UNADULTERATED TASTE SENSATION! / [[The scene turns tooty-frooty colors]] / Menace-11: I AM AN EXPLOSION OF REAL FRUIT FLAVOR!
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Virgin Fear"}} / [[Clango and Metal Steve are talking]] / Clango: You're very brave, Metal Steve. / Clango: Many male virgins are afraid to date because they think sex is "expected" of them. / [[Clango smiles, Steve looks away uncomfortably]] / Steve: Is it still brave if I didn't know?
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Mega Zap"}} / [[Clango is struck by a bolt of lightning]] / <> / [[Clango and Red Robot are talking]] / Clango: Yay! I have discovered electricity! / Red Robot: NO YOU HAVEN'T! / Clango: I have discovered SOME electricity!
Heat Heat Heat [[Metal Steve faces the black robot (name?). He is shirtless. The sun is glowing.]] / Metal Steve: This day! It doth swelter! / Metal Steve: My life gushes forth our of my mighty arm-pits! / black robot: It's not the heat–it's the nudity! / Metal Steve: Please don't steal my pants!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"High Council"}} / [[Uncle Grandpa, Roger the Cat, Johnny Toaster, a new iMac and a Berry iMac sit on a counter]] / Uncle Grandpa: I hereby call this meeting of small animals and electronics to order! / Uncle Grandpa: Our first order of business! / Uncle Grandpa: How can we get bigger and beat everyone else up?
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Sented"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve are talking]] / Pete: Hell, yeah! I'm cool. / Pete: I met her in a chat room and sented her email like she was a vanilla candle. / Steve: Scented? / Pete: I'm the original scratch 'n' sniff bootie magnet!
 
diesel sweeties: "Ice Buckets" [[Lil' Sis is talking to Metal Steve]] / Lil' Sis: You're fun, Metal Steve. / Lil' Sis: So much fun that I wish to steal your virginity like so many tax dollars! / [[Steve looks fearful.]] / Lil' Sis: How do you feel about motel rooms? / Metal Steve: Um, I'm afraid of the ice buckets!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Robot double 'Bango'! I need your help! / Clango: Will you make a bunch of mistakes exactly the same way I would? / Clango: I wish to learn something without any consequences! / Bango: Then I need some venture capital!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[metal steve standing infront of a hotel room door]] / [[metal steve cocks an eyebrow]] / Metal Steve; I wonder why she wanted to meet at a hotel of all places? / [[the eyebrow goes way up as a wide-eyed steve 'gets it']] / [[all that remains is a little dust cloud from the hasty depature of metal steve]]
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[clango has arms in the 'teapot' position]] / Clango; I'm an atomic teapot! / [[clango has arms still in 'teapot' position]] / Clango; Short and stout! / [[only the 'handle' arm is visible]] / Clango; This is my handle- / [[clango has both arms up, hands pointed away from body]] / Clango; and this is my mushroom cloud!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[lil' sis laying in a bed, under covers, naked, with one eyebrow raised]] / [[same]] / Lil' Sis; I rented a motel room and offered to vigorously remove metal steve's virginity. / [[same]] / Lil Sis; But he never showed up! / [[same, save for the eyebrow witch is now raised higher in surprise]] / Lil Sis; I got stood up while laying down!
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' sis and metal steve facing each other]] / Lil' Sis; Give to me the sexin'! / [[same, lil' sis has a slightly disapointed expression]] / Metal Steve; I bid hugs! No more! / [[same]] / Lil' Sis; Then let us compromise on groping! / [[same, lil' sis now has a slightly satisified smile]] / Metal Steve; Let's make out. That is my final offer.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Maura talking]] / Clango; Maura, was making porno movies a fulfilling job? / [[same]] / Maura; That depends on who my co-star was each day. Har har! Get it? / [[Clango has a flat expression, maura looks as if to be waiting on his response]] / [[maura has a amused look]] / Clango; Did you have to supply your own boobies?
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"A Million Suns"}} / [[Uncle Grandpa is sitting on a counter]] / Uncle Grandpa: Oh, if only I could harness the power of a million suns! / Uncle Grandpa: I'd see to it that no man ever slept again! What a plan! / Uncle Grandpa: Only those of us with 'off' switches would survive! / Uncle Grandpa: At least until the solar system collapsed.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic confirmed you sure are sexy!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Lil Sis: You kiss well for a virgin! / Metal Steve: Um, thanks! / Lil Sis:Seriously! You kiss about as well as some girls I've slept with! / Metal Steve: Um, thanks.
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: It frustrates me that women no longer have to wear skirts! / Clango: It wouldn't frustrate me as much if they didn't pass the buck to us robots! / Mara: (glares at clango) / Clango: They make it tough to ride my bike!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Mara: You're wearing a lapel pin, but you have no lapels! / Mara: Truly, that is Indie! / Pete: Read what it says! / Mara: "Cute boy in training"??
diesel sweeties: "more tar" [[Pale Suzie is talking to Menace-11]] / Pale Suzie: You know that story where one guy bricks another dude into a cellar and kills him? / Pale Suzie: If only my own death could be that freaky cool. / Menace: THE LENGTHS SOME KIDS WILL GO TO FOR GOTH ACCEPTANCE! / [[The panel is entirely dark, except for the glow from Menace's "eyes"]] / Menace: YOU BROUGHT MORTAR, RIGHT?
envytron red robot: johnny toaster, i must confess something dire. / red robot: i wish i had hair. just think how much fun it must be to have hair! / johnny: ! / [[toast pops up]] / red robot: do not judge me!
racing relations to the finish line charles: isn't it silly how the world achieved racial equality? / pete: all we needed was a common enemy! / charles: let's hear it for downtrodden, disrespected intelligent robots! / red robot: [[to clango]] all we want are our own bathrooms!
 

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